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Dear Santa,

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA….LA!!!! *dies*

Hello.
It’s been…what, 5 years since we last “spoke”?
Miss me, miss me, now you gotta…
BUY ME LOADS OF SHIT I’LL ONLY END UP TOSSING OUT!!!
RAHHHH!!
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN, YOU FAT FUCK!

So tell me, how’ve you been?
The Misses got you on that fatkins diet yet?
I hear the creator DIED from it.
How’s that make you feel Santa?
HMMM?!
SCARED YET SANTA?! GOTTA GET SEXY SOMEHOW!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
…I would be if I were you.
*CROAKS*

Have I been a good girl…or bad?
Tell me please, for I must know.
Daddy says (shhhh, you cant tell anyone) if I wasn’t good, he’d knock my teeth down my throat.
Would you let him do that to me, Santa??
WOULD YOU LET ME BLEED??
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FATHER CHRISTMAS?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Would you do that to a little girl…?

Have I changed, Santa?
Do you remember how I used to be?
The preppy little FUCK I used to be??
Did you wanna fuck me then, Santa?
Would you wanna fuck me now, Santa?
…Have you ever been fucked, Santa?
Did the Misses ever makes your toes curl?
Make you scream until your lungs were sore…?
Do you like whips and chains, or just straight sex?
CMON SANTA!! WE’RE ALL WAITING TO HEAR!!

…Eh.

Alright, alright.
I see you twitching.
Go on, run home to your gnome things.
They wait with many cookies.

Love,
Fred

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Dear Santa,

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA….LA!!!! *dies*

Hello.
It’s been…what, 5 years since we last “spoke”?
Miss me, miss me, now you gotta…
BUY ME LOADS OF SHIT I’LL ONLY END UP TOSSING OUT!!!
RAHHHH!!
YES, ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN, YOU FAT FUCK!

So tell me, how’ve you been?
The Misses got you on that fatkins diet yet?
I hear the creator DIED from it.
How’s that make you feel Santa?
HMMM?!
SCARED YET SANTA?! GOTTA GET SEXY SOMEHOW!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
…I would be if I were you.
*CROAKS*

Have I been a good girl…or bad?
Tell me please, for I must know.
Daddy says (shhhh, you cant tell anyone) if I wasn’t good, he’d knock my teeth down my throat.
Would you let him do that to me, Santa??
WOULD YOU LET ME BLEED??
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FATHER CHRISTMAS?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Would you do that to a little girl…?

Have I changed, Santa?
Do you remember how I used to be?
The preppy little FUCK I used to be??
Did you wanna fuck me then, Santa?
Would you wanna fuck me now, Santa?
…Have you ever been fucked, Santa?
Did the Misses ever makes your toes curl?
Make you scream until your lungs were sore…?
Do you like whips and chains, or just straight sex?
CMON SANTA!! WE’RE ALL WAITING TO HEAR!!

…Eh.

Alright, alright.
I see you twitching.
Go on, run home to your gnome things.
They wait with many cookies.

Love,
Fred