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Published: 2011-01-29 19:10:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 21928; Favourites: 331; Downloads: 77
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just a severe case of "randominus stupidus" (my term) lol this writer's block is crippling...Related content
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Ven the confetti spell is only for special occasions, why did you take them all anyways?
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In Marcy and Aqua's room...
Marcy: (dreaming)Yes Vanitas, I will marry you!
Terra: Aqua, Marcy get up!
You gotta come to the throne room right now!
Aqua: Wahh!! No! I don't listen to Cher! HONEST!! Wait, huh??
Marcy: No, me and Vanitas are not secretly dating! I swear!
Aqua: Unngh, what is it Terra? Do you know how long it took me to get Ven to leave and to get Marcy to stop texting some boy with the username DarknessForeverShallRule13 on Skype so I could sleep?
Terra: WHAT?? WHO SLEEPS AT EIGHT?! AND THIS IS A TOTAL EMERGENCY! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ERAQUS! I THINK... I THINK HE'S Dying!... Wait, what's this about Marcy Skypinb a boy.. (Turns to Marcy), and why did you yell that you and Vanitas weren't secretly dating when I woke you up?
Marcy:... Uh, isn't the masters health mee important than invading your younger sisters personal life?!
Aqua: (at the same time) HE's WHAT...? (Runs into the throne room)OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOIND?!
Ven:HE's GOTTEN WORSE! I THINK HIS HEART IS STOPPING!!!
Eraqus: HURRGH...
Marcy: (is trying not to laugh at the sight of Ven jumping on Eraquas)
Aqua: YEAH, NO DUH!! STOP JUMPING ON THE MASTER!!
Ven: WHY?! ISN'T THAT HOW YOU DO CPR?!
Marcy: (facepalms) Ven, you're close, yet still so very, very far away from knowing how to do CPR.
(Skip to Ven's confetti)
Ven: OH! WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT. I REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH CONFETTI COMANDS.
Aqua: THAT'S BRILLIANT VEN...
Marcy: (is laughing as she films Terra and Aqua's fight and now Ven's confetti) OH MAN, VAN IS GOING TO LOVE WHEN I SEND HIM THIS!
One weeke later...
Marcy: (is tuning out everyone as she texts Vanitas and records everything)
Terra: (catches Marcy's attention) GAH!! I'M SORRY MASTER!!!
Marcy: (falls over laughing)
Terra: MARCY! HELP ME OUT WILL YA?!
Marcy: (is still laughing) Nope! You deserve this! Besides, I'm counting not helping you as payback for being the worst older brother ever and cutting off one of my pigtail braids when I was four!
Terra: THAT WAS TWELVE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!
Two hours later...
Marcy and Vanitas: (laughing nonstop at Marcy's recording while they video chat on Skype)
Sorry, sorry, I just felt I had to do that. This is a really funny comic BTW!
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So that's how you do CPR? LOL XD I can't stop laughing hahahahahah
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Eraquis: Accident my foot! *Punishes you too*
Me: ... Saw that coming.
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*Reflectza*
Me: ...I have no idea why you're punishing me, but, yeah-no.
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Eraqus: ... Very well. Head to the Great Maw at Radiant Garden.
Me: *Eyes shrink* Oh no....
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Me: ...*uses Magneza while walking to the Great Maw, carrying Eraqus with me*
...So why are we here again?
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Eraqus: That man over there will explain. *Seals you in a barrier and the One Winged Angel theme begins to play*
Me: Oh no!!
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Me: ...Hey, Sephiroth. That man over there *points to Eraqus* says you're not only weaker than Cloud, but that you're a pathetic excuse to the title of "Darkness". He's so much of a coward, he tried to pit me against you so he could run away.
Sephiroth: ...*destroys barrier* GET BACK HERE, YOU SPINELESS COWARD!!
Me: *returns to Aqua, Ven, and Terra with Sea-Salt Ice Cream*
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Eraqus: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Me: sweet. Ice cream.
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Me: Here you go. *hands over 5th ice cream bar*
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Me: Thanks.
(So... You RP much?)
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(Role Playing. What we're doing now.)
Me: *Eats the ice cream* ... Salty... But... Sweet.
Aqua: Yeah...
Terra: Mm...
Ven: *Eats happily*
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(Oh. Yeah.)
Me: Mmmmmmmm...
*feels presence of Armor of the Master*
Here, hold this. DON'T eat it, please.
*hands ice cream to Aqua, then proceeds to beat the snot out of Eraqus*
...Thanks.
*takes back ice cream*
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Me: ... He's... Gonna be mad about this in the end.
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Me: Yeah, I know.
He started it, though.
*sees Eraqus charging at me yet again*
One moment.
*sticks bar of ice cream in Eraqus' mouth* ...There. Feeling better?
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Eraqus: *Spits it out* STOP... DOING!! THIS!!
Me: ... Yeeeeeaah... I'll just leave you to this. I wash my hands in this. *Walks away with Aqua*
Aqua: Where are we going?
Me: Hey... Anywhere that has no torture.
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Eraqus: Torturing! Whatever it is you're doing!
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Me: Oh, you want me to stop?
...'Kay.
*leaves to find both you and Aqua* Hey, guys! Wait up!
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Eraqus: .. *Silent* ... .... ... Urrrrgh...
Terra: *Goes with Eraqus back to Land of Departure*
Ven: *Follows Terra*
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Me: *finally catches up to you guys*
So...Wanna go to the Mirage Arena?
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Aqua: *Looks to me*
Me: ... It's on.
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Me: Alright! Last one there's a rotten Flood!
*soars away on Keyblade Glider while laughing*
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Me: ... A... Rotten Flood? *Looks to Aqua*
Aqua: *Already in armor and on her glider* Dunno what that is, but I'm not gonna be the last guy to find out. *Flies off after you*
Me: ... Hm. *Transforms into my armor and summons my keyblade glider* *Flies off after you two*
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Me: *sees the two of you make it* Alright! Now, what match do you want to enter?
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Me: ... Hmmm...
Aqua: Well... Why don't you two decide?
Me: ... Ok. *Looks to you*
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Me: ...Alright.
Let's see...
*logs into database*
Hmm, let's see...
Day of Reckoning...
Wheels of Misfortune...
Weaver Fea-Ah!
Risky Riches! That's something everyone can get down with.
You guys cool with that?
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Aqua: Risky Riches?
Me: ... Which one is that?
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(You've never played BBS, have you? Here's a link: youtu.be/YaNDth7qojo?t=54s )
Me: Trust me; it's gonna be awesome!
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(I have played it, actually. I just haven't seen the part of Risky Riches. I got a copy of II.5, including the BBS Final Mix.)
Me: ... Ok... Let's try it.
Aqua: *Smiles* Great!
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(Lucky. Have fun playing it.)
Me: *uses a "Risky Riches" pass* Alright. LET'S DO THIS!
Oh, but lemme change up my commands first. (5 seconds later...)
Here we go! You guys ready? If you are, activate that terminal over there.
*points to said terminal*
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(Oh, I will. I just finished playing as Aqua, and now playing Ven's story. Messed up the Order, but... To hell with it.)
Me: *Activates the terminal* Done.
Aqua: *Smiles* Ok... Let's do this! *Summons her keyblade*
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(Yeah, loved Ven's story, hated Aqua's last combo hit, but other than that, she was awesome, and Terra's story was deep.)
Me: *dons a dangerous grin* Let's get this party started right! *summons my own personal keyblade: Shattering Shards*
(I need to upload those keyblades soon.)
I call the SpiderChests! *charges toward the chest-like Unversed*
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(I haven't gotten to Terra just yet... And I only gotten little progress on Ven. I actually like Aqua because there's so much magic she can do that's quite impressive, and her Drives are incredibly powerful.)
Me: Go ahead. *Starts to summon Aeroga and sucks the Archravens out from the sky*
Aqua: *Launches Fission Firaga and they explode*
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(Terra's the strong one with a bit of a slow combo, but it didn't kill me in any way, and you'll probably love his Drives. Ven's a quick fighter, which is probably why I loved his fight style so much. And while Aqua's awesome, her combo finisher is an upward slash, which completely misses small enemies, a detail of which that always killed me over whenever I was surrounded by Hareraisers.)
Me: *finishes off last of the Spiderchests and Floods using Sonic Blade* Alright! *pops a few joints* Let's begin Round 2! Hey, you wanna try a Tornado Team Up kind of attack? 'Cause I got the Sonic if you two got the Boom, if you catch my drift.
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(I see. Well... Aqua tends to have stronger magic, not to mention, she can also
be able to do some things neither Terra nor Ventus can do. However, this is your
choice. BTW... Your keyblade... You say it's Original?)
Me: ... THAT... Was a rather cheesy thing to say there. But, worth a shot.
Aqua: *Giggles* Ok. *Takes stance*
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(Yeah, it's original. Drew it up myself. So. You want to do this Tornado, a powerful Blizzard spell, then Fission Firaga?)
Me: I aim to cheese (Okay, I'm done there.). WIND!!!
*casts Tornado*
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(Not bad. I drew two keyblades, and I'm on my third one now. The two were original designs, this third one is too, but I want to draw a Keyblade that is a "Disciple" Keyblade; A keyblade based off of an original made Keyblade. The attack sounds good. I like it.)
Me: Blizaga! *Casts a Blizaga spell*
Aqua: Fire! *Casts Fission Firaga*
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(Sweet. Definitely gonna have to see them.)
Me: Whew!
*Round 3*
More, huh?
*eyes narrow*
That's it. Mass Zanc.
Aqua: Mass what?
Me: *slashes around the stage 6 times. Five seconds pass, then all of the Unversed (except the Prize Pods are destroyed.*
You guys have fun. I need to rest my arms a bit.
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Me: ... ... ... That was... Impressive.
Aqua: Come on! *Runs in and attacks the Prize Pods*
Me: *Runs in and helps her*
(In my gallery. Third one is in the making.)
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Me: ...*gets up right before you guys kill the last of the Prize Pods*
Alright guys, great job!
*loosens arm and cracks back*
Wanna go for another one?
You choose this time, if you want to go for it.
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Aqua: *Looks to me*
Me: ... Sure. Why not? Not like we got anywhere to go for the moment.
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Me: Alright. *motions to terminal* Go ahead and choose a match. I'm game.
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Me: ... Anyone up to Command Board?
Aqua: Hm... Ok. *Looks to you* How about you?
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Me: Command Board it is. Which board?
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