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Art by ! A Patreon commission I got from him recently! It's also partly a collab too! I wrote the story and he drew this amazing pic.

Art and Rob propertly of and Jam and story property of me.

Birdo and Wendy are the property of Nintendo, along with Yoshi and the Mushroom Kingdom.

Story:

Birdo looked over his new simian body with dismay, unable to fully fathom what he had become. His fabulous body had been replaced with that of a hairy and smelly simian! He was about a foot shorter than he previously was and his scales were now brown unkempt body hair. His new prehensile tail flicked around randomly and he found it hard to properly control it.

His scaly reptile feet were now a second pair of hands, which allowed him to be more dexterous. What he found most odd was that he could now open and close his mouth! He was so used to having a big, gaping uncloseable maw, so his new mouth was strange and foreign to him. Wendy was freaking out as well, due to no longer being scaly or small. He was somewhat chubby with a thick, shaggy beard.

He looked at his dumpy clothing and plain body in dismay, "This body is so not fabulous!"

Birdo sighed in agreement, "Definitely not! I don't know why we thought this was a good idea for a punishment!"

"Yeah, we're only punishing ourselves!"

Jam snickered and flicked her scaly hand at them, "Having trouble, dears?"

Rob smiled and puckered her oversized lips, "Yeah, not liking your new forms, darlings?"

"This backfired considerably, they don't hate their new bodies at all! Move on to Plan B, Birdo," Stated Wendy.

"Can do, Wendy!"

Birdo smiled and sauntered over to the Switch, his simian hips swaying as he did so. Birdo picked up the Switch and tinkered around with it, pressing a few buttons. Jam and Rob watched as the monkey finished his work on the Switch. He then held the Switch in front of the two reptilian babes. The screen glowed an ominous green color as the turtle and pink dinosaur were pulled towards it.

Jam flailed about, "This isn't the kind of "suck" I enjoy!"

Rob screamed, "Jam, this is no time for dirty jokes!"

They tried to fight against the intense pull, but they were quickly sucked into the Switch and disappeared from sight. They awoke later in a giant open field with green pastures as far as the eye could see. Everything looked cartoonish and colorful, despite the various Goomba and Koopa Trooper enemies stalking the countryside. It was a strange world where the delight of cartoons met the surreal nature of video-game logic, but the duo quickly recognized it as the "Mushroom Kingdom".

Jam clapped his scaly hands together happily, "Ooh, this place is wonderful!"

Rob cracked a smile, "I agree with you there! This place is gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as us, unfortunately!"

Jam and Rob collectively giggled, before standing next to each other and striking a pose. Jam held out her right hand, showing off her diamond ring in the process. Her left hand was pressed against the side of her scaly face as she winked. Rob posed with her hand behind her head and pushed out her big pink lips.

Jam chuckled softly, "Nice to see you enjoying yourself for once, even if I'm better looking!"

Rob narrowed her eyes, "Oh shush, blabber-mouth! Now that we're stuck, I might as well-"

The Koopa quickly caught on to Jam's last words, "What?! Keep dreaming, loose lips! I'm way better looking than you!"

Jam stopped posing and angrily threw her arms in the air, "Nuh uh, I'm better looking! And my lips are not loose!"

"Oh, they aren't? Well, let's see you close them then!"

"Challenge accepted!"

Jam tried to clamp her gaping maw shut, but to no avail. Any attempt to squeeze her lips together was met with resistance! Every time she came even slightly close to actually closing her mouth, her lips would simply pop open again. After several failed attempts, she just gave up.

Rob snickered mischievously, "See?"

"Well, I'd rather have loose lips than donut lips,"

"Donut lips?!"

"You heard me, your lips look like a big pink donut!"

"I'll knock your block off for that, you ignorant egg-spitter!"

"Bring it on, pipsqueak!"

Rob then leapt at Jam, who proceeded to grab the Koopa in mid-air. They threw their scaly paws at each other, desperately trying to beat the other up. Wendy and Birdo watched the chaos unfold from the real world, viewing everything through the Switch's screen. They munched on some popcorn as they watched their former vessels fight it out.

Wendy cackled maniacally as she threw a few kernels into his now human mouth, "Now their starting to suffer! This will teach them not to mess with Nintendo,"

Birdo nodded in agreement, "Yes, no one can quell the dark forces of Nintendo!"

Jam and Rob continued to fight for a few more minutes, before running out of steam and flopping onto the ground next to each other.

Jam panted like a dog, "Rob, I'm sorry I fought with you,"

"I'm sorry too. Neither of us is more fabulous than the other, we're both equally fabulous!"

"Exactly! And there's nothing wrong with either of our lips, they are perfect,"

"It's not just our lips that are perfect, everything about us is perfect!"

Their feminine sides started to take over as Jam giggled like a school-girl, "Ooh, how about we celebrate this realization with some shopping?"

Rob sat up and clapped her hands together with glee, "Ooh, sweet! I can buy some fancy earrings and dresses,"

"Does Wendy even wear those?"

"She- I mean, I do now!"

"Sweet, let's get even fabber!"

Jam sat up as the two walked over to the nearest "Mushroom Kingdom Shopping Mall". Rob scratched his head, "Wait, I didn't even know the Mushroom Kingdom had malls!" He stared at the giant building with a confused look on his face.

"The Mushroom Kingdom has everything! Besides, the whole place is littered with floating coins. With so much cash around for anyone to pick up, they need something to spend it on!"

"Fair point, Jam. However, who are we going to get to carry all the loot we'll buy?"

Jam looked around and noticed a pink Yoshi frolicking around outside the mall. "Oh, I have an idea!" said Jam as she sauntered over to the Yoshi. She batted her eyelashes at the Yoshi, who began to pant like a dog in her presence.

"Hey, pink boy, wanna show me how long that tongue is?"

The Yoshi nodded up and down like a hungry animal, "Yoshiiiiiii!"

Jam went and pressed her massive maw over the Yoshi's snout. The two started making out, an action so horrid that it shall not be discussed in further detail in this story. This event disgusted Rob, who gagged slightly. After the reptile make-out session was done, Jam walked back over to Rob.

"He says he'll carry out stuff!"

Rob heaved slightly, "T-That's good,"

"And man, Yoshi tongues are a LOT longer than I thought they would be,"

"Please stop,"

"Fine, you wuss! Let's get to shopping!"

"Agreed,"

The pair marched into the mall, their hips shaking from side to side as the Yoshi followed behind them. The various Koopas and Goombas whistled as the two strutted by. Jam winked at Rob, "Oh yeah, we're beyond fab!"

Rob nodded in response, "We're fab incarnate!"

"Fab omega!"

"Fab-tastic!"

"Faba-laba-ding-dong!"

"Jam, you just ruined it,"

"You're welcome!"

The pair spent all their time shopping; the Yoshi carrying around all their stuff for them as they cleaned out every clothing store they could find. Once all their shopping was done, the pair sat on a nearby bench in the mall. Jam kicked her scaly feet around merrily, "I never saw the appeal in shopping before, but I definitely do now! It feels good to splurge from time to time!"

"Wait, aren't you rich in your own body? Are you telling me you never go on insane shopping sprees?"

"Hey, I'm rich but somewhat cheap,"

"Understandable, so what now?"

"Ooh, let's hit the spa and get our scales polished!"

"Jam, I see why you're a scientist now,"

"Because I look good in a lab-coat?"

"No, because you're a genius! Let's head to the spa right away!"

"Yeah, let's go!"

The pair ran off, while the Yoshi followed behind them. He was able to easily carry all of the duo's packages and keep pace with him, due to his dinosaur strength. Wendy and Birdo watched the whole situation from afar, grimacing at what they saw.

"They were supposed to hate being in our bodies, or at least learn their lessons about disrespecting Nintendo!" exclaimed Wendy.

Birdo grimaced, "Exactly! Instead of relenting to the dark forces of Nintendo, they are taking advantage of the game world in ways Nintendo does not approve of,"

"So, do we just give up?"

Birdo cackled and clapped his four monkey paws together, "Not exactly! Bust out 'Plan C',"

"Plan C?"

"Yes, Plan C for 'Cookatiel'..."

Description
Art by ! A Patreon commission I got from him recently! It's also partly a collab too! I wrote the story and he drew this amazing pic.

Art and Rob propertly of and Jam and story property of me.

Birdo and Wendy are the property of Nintendo, along with Yoshi and the Mushroom Kingdom.

Story:

Birdo looked over his new simian body with dismay, unable to fully fathom what he had become. His fabulous body had been replaced with that of a hairy and smelly simian! He was about a foot shorter than he previously was and his scales were now brown unkempt body hair. His new prehensile tail flicked around randomly and he found it hard to properly control it.

His scaly reptile feet were now a second pair of hands, which allowed him to be more dexterous. What he found most odd was that he could now open and close his mouth! He was so used to having a big, gaping uncloseable maw, so his new mouth was strange and foreign to him. Wendy was freaking out as well, due to no longer being scaly or small. He was somewhat chubby with a thick, shaggy beard.

He looked at his dumpy clothing and plain body in dismay, "This body is so not fabulous!"

Birdo sighed in agreement, "Definitely not! I don't know why we thought this was a good idea for a punishment!"

"Yeah, we're only punishing ourselves!"

Jam snickered and flicked her scaly hand at them, "Having trouble, dears?"

Rob smiled and puckered her oversized lips, "Yeah, not liking your new forms, darlings?"

"This backfired considerably, they don't hate their new bodies at all! Move on to Plan B, Birdo," Stated Wendy.

"Can do, Wendy!"

Birdo smiled and sauntered over to the Switch, his simian hips swaying as he did so. Birdo picked up the Switch and tinkered around with it, pressing a few buttons. Jam and Rob watched as the monkey finished his work on the Switch. He then held the Switch in front of the two reptilian babes. The screen glowed an ominous green color as the turtle and pink dinosaur were pulled towards it.

Jam flailed about, "This isn't the kind of "suck" I enjoy!"

Rob screamed, "Jam, this is no time for dirty jokes!"

They tried to fight against the intense pull, but they were quickly sucked into the Switch and disappeared from sight. They awoke later in a giant open field with green pastures as far as the eye could see. Everything looked cartoonish and colorful, despite the various Goomba and Koopa Trooper enemies stalking the countryside. It was a strange world where the delight of cartoons met the surreal nature of video-game logic, but the duo quickly recognized it as the "Mushroom Kingdom".

Jam clapped his scaly hands together happily, "Ooh, this place is wonderful!"

Rob cracked a smile, "I agree with you there! This place is gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as us, unfortunately!"

Jam and Rob collectively giggled, before standing next to each other and striking a pose. Jam held out her right hand, showing off her diamond ring in the process. Her left hand was pressed against the side of her scaly face as she winked. Rob posed with her hand behind her head and pushed out her big pink lips.

Jam chuckled softly, "Nice to see you enjoying yourself for once, even if I'm better looking!"

Rob narrowed her eyes, "Oh shush, blabber-mouth! Now that we're stuck, I might as well-"

The Koopa quickly caught on to Jam's last words, "What?! Keep dreaming, loose lips! I'm way better looking than you!"

Jam stopped posing and angrily threw her arms in the air, "Nuh uh, I'm better looking! And my lips are not loose!"

"Oh, they aren't? Well, let's see you close them then!"

"Challenge accepted!"

Jam tried to clamp her gaping maw shut, but to no avail. Any attempt to squeeze her lips together was met with resistance! Every time she came even slightly close to actually closing her mouth, her lips would simply pop open again. After several failed attempts, she just gave up.

Rob snickered mischievously, "See?"

"Well, I'd rather have loose lips than donut lips,"

"Donut lips?!"

"You heard me, your lips look like a big pink donut!"

"I'll knock your block off for that, you ignorant egg-spitter!"

"Bring it on, pipsqueak!"

Rob then leapt at Jam, who proceeded to grab the Koopa in mid-air. They threw their scaly paws at each other, desperately trying to beat the other up. Wendy and Birdo watched the chaos unfold from the real world, viewing everything through the Switch's screen. They munched on some popcorn as they watched their former vessels fight it out.

Wendy cackled maniacally as she threw a few kernels into his now human mouth, "Now their starting to suffer! This will teach them not to mess with Nintendo,"

Birdo nodded in agreement, "Yes, no one can quell the dark forces of Nintendo!"

Jam and Rob continued to fight for a few more minutes, before running out of steam and flopping onto the ground next to each other.

Jam panted like a dog, "Rob, I'm sorry I fought with you,"

"I'm sorry too. Neither of us is more fabulous than the other, we're both equally fabulous!"

"Exactly! And there's nothing wrong with either of our lips, they are perfect,"

"It's not just our lips that are perfect, everything about us is perfect!"

Their feminine sides started to take over as Jam giggled like a school-girl, "Ooh, how about we celebrate this realization with some shopping?"

Rob sat up and clapped her hands together with glee, "Ooh, sweet! I can buy some fancy earrings and dresses,"

"Does Wendy even wear those?"

"She- I mean, I do now!"

"Sweet, let's get even fabber!"

Jam sat up as the two walked over to the nearest "Mushroom Kingdom Shopping Mall". Rob scratched his head, "Wait, I didn't even know the Mushroom Kingdom had malls!" He stared at the giant building with a confused look on his face.

"The Mushroom Kingdom has everything! Besides, the whole place is littered with floating coins. With so much cash around for anyone to pick up, they need something to spend it on!"

"Fair point, Jam. However, who are we going to get to carry all the loot we'll buy?"

Jam looked around and noticed a pink Yoshi frolicking around outside the mall. "Oh, I have an idea!" said Jam as she sauntered over to the Yoshi. She batted her eyelashes at the Yoshi, who began to pant like a dog in her presence.

"Hey, pink boy, wanna show me how long that tongue is?"

The Yoshi nodded up and down like a hungry animal, "Yoshiiiiiii!"

Jam went and pressed her massive maw over the Yoshi's snout. The two started making out, an action so horrid that it shall not be discussed in further detail in this story. This event disgusted Rob, who gagged slightly. After the reptile make-out session was done, Jam walked back over to Rob.

"He says he'll carry out stuff!"

Rob heaved slightly, "T-That's good,"

"And man, Yoshi tongues are a LOT longer than I thought they would be,"

"Please stop,"

"Fine, you wuss! Let's get to shopping!"

"Agreed,"

The pair marched into the mall, their hips shaking from side to side as the Yoshi followed behind them. The various Koopas and Goombas whistled as the two strutted by. Jam winked at Rob, "Oh yeah, we're beyond fab!"

Rob nodded in response, "We're fab incarnate!"

"Fab omega!"

"Fab-tastic!"

"Faba-laba-ding-dong!"

"Jam, you just ruined it,"

"You're welcome!"

The pair spent all their time shopping; the Yoshi carrying around all their stuff for them as they cleaned out every clothing store they could find. Once all their shopping was done, the pair sat on a nearby bench in the mall. Jam kicked her scaly feet around merrily, "I never saw the appeal in shopping before, but I definitely do now! It feels good to splurge from time to time!"

"Wait, aren't you rich in your own body? Are you telling me you never go on insane shopping sprees?"

"Hey, I'm rich but somewhat cheap,"

"Understandable, so what now?"

"Ooh, let's hit the spa and get our scales polished!"

"Jam, I see why you're a scientist now,"

"Because I look good in a lab-coat?"

"No, because you're a genius! Let's head to the spa right away!"

"Yeah, let's go!"

The pair ran off, while the Yoshi followed behind them. He was able to easily carry all of the duo's packages and keep pace with him, due to his dinosaur strength. Wendy and Birdo watched the whole situation from afar, grimacing at what they saw.

"They were supposed to hate being in our bodies, or at least learn their lessons about disrespecting Nintendo!" exclaimed Wendy.

Birdo grimaced, "Exactly! Instead of relenting to the dark forces of Nintendo, they are taking advantage of the game world in ways Nintendo does not approve of,"

"So, do we just give up?"

Birdo cackled and clapped his four monkey paws together, "Not exactly! Bust out 'Plan C',"

"Plan C?"

"Yes, Plan C for 'Cookatiel'..."