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Epic collab that's been nearly a year in the making! Art by and story by me! In this story, Mallardent's Felgar and Jam get into an epic TF duel as Felgar prepares to go on vacation!

Story:

It had been several months since a rather strange series of events occurred. The monkey-scientist Jam and his demon duck adversary had switched species. It started out simple, until they eventually fused together. Things got wilder from there, as Jam still had Felgar's powers even when they were separated! Of course, Felgar's dad Lucifowl found out about the power theft and turned the pair into puppets!

Afterwards, he made the whole world into puppets, forcing Jam's daughter to rise up and stop him. By stealing his body, Peppermint used Lucifowl's powers to fix everything. The pair's species were swapped back and everyone was un-puppeted.

With Felgar back to 100% transformative power, he went back to his old ways of causing chaos. Jam did the same, only with his science experiments. However, the pair would soon cross paths once more...

It all happened on one windy October day. Jam was busy in his lab, working on some inventions when he heard a familiar snapping of fingers. Jam smiled as he saw a familiar figure appear before him! It was Felgar, the purple demon duck clad only in a red vest and crescent moon necklace.

Felgar cackled mischievously, "It is I, Felgar!"

Jam nonchalantly waved at the duck, "Hey, Felgs!"

"MY NAME IS NOT FELGS! It's Felgar, I don't do silly nicknames," Said Felgar as he stuck his tongue out.

Jam snickered, "Fine, sorry! So, what are ya up to, Felgar?"

Felgar swam through the air and cackled mischievously, "Well, I'm about to go on vacation! I'm taking a break from messing with earthlings to travel to a very choice location in Demon Duck Realm!"

Jam's smile soon faded, "And let me guess, you came here to mess with me before heading out on vacation?"

Felgar nodded and snapped his fingers, "You know it!"

As soon as Jam heard the snap, his body uncontrollably stood up and froze in place. Immediately after Jam’s body stood up, a menu that looked like it came straight out of a video-game appeared in front of him. The menu had sliders for "weight", "intelligence", and "fur color".

Jam panicked, "Eep, what are you doing?!"

Felgar smirked as he prepared to move some sliders, "Just customizing my Jam, that's all!"

Felgar started off by manually adjusting Jam's fur color to pink. Jam blushed out of embaressment at the change, "Hey, change my fur color back!"

"In a bit, I've got some other changes to make first!" Exclaimed the duck with a smirk.

Felgar then moved the slider labelled "weight", causing Jam to grow fatter and fatter. His legs became chunkier, his stomach growing larger, and his whole fattening up considerably. Jam grew many chins in the process, along with a sizable pot-belly.

"Hey, why did you make me fat?!" Shouted Jam as he crossed his flabby arms.

"Because you made me fat last time when you stole my powers!"

Jam slapped his forehead, "Oh right, forgot about that! You may proceed!"

"I don’t need your permission!" Exclaimed Felgar as he went to the last slider, labeled "intelligence". Felgar smirked as he turned the dial all the way down, causing Jam's intelligence to rapidly decrease. Jam's ability to count or read diminished greatly, causing him to become a downright neanderthal.

He scratched at his head like the dim-witted fat monkey he now was, "Me feel weird!"

Felgar floated over the monkey and patted his fat gut, "Of course you do, my pink overweight friend! You're a monkey without a banana, that's why!"

Felgar then snapped his fingers, causing a banana to appear in Jam's hands. Jam tried to open the banana but was so stupid that he couldn't figure out how to do it! Felgar laughed at the fat monkey as he struggled at his simple task.

After cackling like mad, he floated back over to to the sliders and snapped his fingers, causing the sliders to reset. All at once, Jam's fur color, weight, and intelligence returned to normal. Jam grumbled angrily, while clutching the banana in his hand. "Dang it, Felgar! Why do you always have to torture me before going on vacation?!"

"Because it's fun!" Cackled the duck as he poked Jam's hairless chest.

"It's not fun for me!" Replied Jam, right before sticking his tongue out at the demon.

"Are you sure about that? Raise your hand if you secretly enjoy it!"

As soon as Felgar said that Jam's left hand began to raise itself against the monkey's will, causing him to drop the banana in the process.

The monkey panicked, "Hey, what gives?!" Jam looked at his possessed arm and noticed it didn't look quite right. It looked like it was made out of wood and connected together with screws, on top of having a string attached to the back of his hand.

"Darn it, Felgar, you're so predictable!" Shouted the monkey as he narrowed his eyes at the duck.

Felgar snickered, "Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the classics! Now, let's finish your puppet-fication..."

Felgar wiggled his fingers, causing strings to attach themselves to the rest of Jam's body. Strings were fastened to Jam's legs, turning them into wood as well! A string attached itself to his other arm as well, rendering it wooden and motionless. Another string attached itself to Jam's torso, turning it into a useless block of wood!

One last string came down and attached itself to the back of his head, rendering it inanimate as well! Jam's jaw became a wooden block, before uselessly slumping open. He tried to speak, but he couldn't budge an inch! The strings kept Jam suspended in mid-air, like a fly trapped in a spider's web. A string was then tugged on the puppet's head, causing him to uncontrollably look up!

Floating there was the demon duck, the string now wrapped around the fowl's feathery fingertips! "Don't you love being my puppet, Jam? Don't you just love being my little toy?" Asked the duck with a sinister grin.

Jam's mouth began to move against his will, speaking words that were not his own, "Of course I do, my magnificent puppet-master!"

Felgar snickered, "Oh, what fun you are! Though free will can be just as fun as being a mindless puppet, so how about I give you your voice back?" Felgar snapped his fingers, allowing Jam to talk on his own once more.

"Dammit, Felgar, just go on vacation already!" Shouted the monkey puppet.

"My vacation can wait, it's not like I'm in any hurry to go!"

"You have to go eventually though!"

"Do I really have to? I mean, you forget that I'm multidimensional and ALL POWERFUL! I could just wiggle my fingers and rewind time or use my powers to make this moment literally last forever. I could even slow down time and spend the next 10,000 years transforming you into things before leaving on my trip!"

Jam gulped, "D-Do you even have enough things to turn me into to fill up 10,000 years?!"

Felgar smiled and snapped his fingers, causing a giant book to appear in his feathery palms, "Of course! Wrote 'em all down in this book!"

Felgar lowered the book towards Jam's wooden face and showed him the cover, which read, "How to TF and Torture a Monkey in 5 million different ways! A book by Felgar Demonsfeld,"

Jam raised an eyebrow, "Your last name is Demonsfeld?"

"Nah, it's more of a pen name, really! My real last name is unpronounceable to mortal men and monkeys. Anyway, I think it's time you learn your place, which is to serve my feet!"

Felgar smiled as he wiggled his toes around.

"No way!"

Felgar smirked, "I kept your tongue the same for a reason, monkey puppet! Now get licking!"

Jam panicked, not wanting to lick the duck’s feet! There was no way out of his current situation, unless he used Felgar's own ego against him. That's when Jam came up with a brilliant plan! The monkey let out a fake sigh, "Alright, I'll lick your INFERIOR feet!"

Felgar nodded, "That's right, lick my inferior- Excuse me?!" Felgar couldn't believe what he just heard!

"You heard me, your feet are inferior to my monkey-feet!"

"How can you say that?!"

"I mean, monkey feet are also hands! Duck-feet are just feet,"

"So?! I could use my magic to make my feet into hands if I really wanted to!"

Jam scoffed, "Sounds like cheating to me!"

Felgar's purple beak turned bright red with anger, "It is not cheating! My feet are superior and that's that!"

"If you really believe you're so superior, why are you getting so uppity about it? Why don't you show me your

superiority?"

Felgar stopped fuming and raised an eyebrow, "How so?"

"A TF duel, you and me, right now! Winner decides the loser's form!"

Felgar cackled, "I like that! And if I win, I'm going to make you into something silly, something barely useful, something-"

Jam cut Felgar off mid-sentence, "I think both the audience and I get the picture,"

Felgar nodded, "That's good! So, what do we do if we tie?"

"Eh, we never tie, so I don't think we have to worry about that!"

Felgar gave Jam the thumbs up, "Quite right! Fine, let's foot-fight tonight!"

Felgar snapped his fingers and the strings disappeared, changing Jam back to normal and allowing him to move once more. With his strings now gone, Jam went over to a nearby console and kicked up his feet on the console. He then held his finger-toes over the buttons and pressed a few of them. As soon as Jam did this, Felgar's body began to reshape. He shrank and shrank, his feathers and flesh turning into pure rubber in the process. His beak became twisted into a silly smile, while his feet disappeared completely from sight.

When all was said and done, Felgar had been transformed into a little rubber ducky! Jam smirked, "Looks like I win already!"

"Not so fast!" Shouted the inanimate ducky, who magically began to move. Felgar stretched and grew back to his normal size, quickly transforming from a rubber duck back into his proper form. The demon duck glared at the monkey, "If you want to toy around, then maybe you should be the toy!"

Felgar then proceeded to wiggle his toes around, which caused a strange change in Jam to take place. Jam began to shrink just like Felgar had mere moments ago. He became the size of a toy, while his eyes turned into plastic and became glazed over. Jam tried to reach for the buttons on his console to stop the change, but cymbals appeared on his hands preventing him from properly using them!

Lastly, a small windup crank appeared on the toy monkey's back as his body became completely inanimate. Felgar smiled and floated up to the tiny cymbal-banging monkey toy, "Looks like I'm the winner after all!"

The demon duck was proud of his victory and turned the crank on the monkey's back, causing the toy to whir to life. Jam uncontrollably began banging his cymbals together and walking forward, his feet hitting the buttons on the console in the process. Felgar noticed this too late, and the console powered on, quickly reverting Jam back to his proper simian form!

Felgar grumbled, "I knew that was too easy!"

Jam chuckled and pressed a button on his console, "Too bad! Now it's my turn!"

The button caused Felgar's head to spin around, until it was facing backwards! Felgar turned his backwards-headed body around and looked at Jam, "Really? You turned my head backwards?"

"Yep!"

"Is that it?"

"Uh... Yes,"

"I mean, you could've done more than that!"

"I know, but I forgot what half of these buttons do and wanted to test them!"

Felgar turned his head back around, so it was facing the right way and put his hands on his hips, "You know, Jam, you really bug me! I should give you a form fitting that description!"

Felgar clicked his toes together, causing Jam's form to change once more. Jam shrank once again, this time to an absolutely miniscule size! A pair of insectoid wings emerged from his back as his tail disappeared. His eyes became large and buggy, while his lips expanded and became quite bloated. Jam grew a third set of limbs, as white gloves appeared on all six sets of hands! Once the transformation was complete, Jam was surprised to find he was a tiny little cartoon fly!

"Hey, that's not fair!" Shouted the tiny little fly in a squeaky voice as he buzzed about.

Felgar waved his finger at the fly, "I'm a demon, as if I care about being fair! Doesn't matter anyways, because I won!"

"Kind of anti-climactic if you ask me, bzzzzzzzz!"

Felgar scoffed, "It is not!"

"It izzzzzzzz, we just started!"

Felgar wiggled his fingers around, causing a fly swatter to appear in his hand, "We'll see about that, bug boy!"

Felgar chased the buzzing little fly around with his fly swatter, trying to smack him with it. "Don't worry, folks, he's a cartoon bug so he'll be fine!" Felgar said as he winked at you, the reader. Jam landed on his console as he rubbed his feelers together. Felgar floated up to the tiny bug and readied the swatter. As soon as was within swatting range, the duck struck!

He slammed the swatter down just as Jam flew out of the way, causing a burst of energy to hit the tiny fly. This caused the transformation to reverse, reverting the fly back to his proper simian form. Now a monkey once more, Jam gave Felgar a thumbs up, "Thanks, buddy!"

The duck scoffed, "That wasn't what I was trying to do! Whatever, I'll still win this!"

Jam smiled and pressed a button on his console, "We'll just see about that!"

Felgar was blasted by energy from Jam's console, which quickly changed him. His tailfeathers turned into a purple prehensile tail, while his duck-feet became hand-feet. Felgar grumbled as he looked over his demon-monkey form, "Not this again!"

Jam rolled over onto the floor and started laughing like crazy, "Can't beat an old classic, Felgy!"

Felgar grinned maliciously as he floated above Jam, "Oh, I'll show you an OLD classic there!"

The demon monkey clapped his feet together, causing yet another change to happen to Jam! He began to age rapidly, his bones starting to ache in the process. His body hunched itself over, his back now aching something fierce. A long, thick white beard soon emerged from the monkey's chin, causing it to itch profusely. His hair also turned white and grew longer, matching his beard quite a bit.

His nose turned red as his cheeks (both the ones on his face and the ones below) turned blue. Jam's tail shrank and became much stubbier, much to his dismay. Lastly, a staff with melons and fruits attached to the end of it appeared in his hand! Jam saw his reflection in the chrome of his console and was surprised to find that he had been turned into Rafiki! Jam kept his original color pattern, but everything else belonged to the cartoon mandrill from the Lion King.

Felgar cackled like the demon monkey he was as he floated above Jam's head, "Now who's an 'old classic'?"

Jam angrily waved his wrinkly fist at the demon duck, "Get down here, you vile whippersnapper!"

"I'd be careful about moving around too much, old man!"

Suddenly, Jam felt a large crick in his back! He dropped his staff and pressed his hands his back, straitening it. Felgar snickered, "Feeling alright there, 'Jamfiki'? Wanna take a break and have a nap in your rocking chair?"

Jam shook his head, "Of course not!"

Felgar then wiggled his toes once more, causing Jam's chair to turn into a rocking chair! Felgar sat the mandrill down in the chair and began rocking it gently, "Rock-a-bye, Jammy, in his nice chair! When you're asleep, I'll shave off your hair!" Felgar's song and rocking lulled Jam to sleep, despite his best efforts to fight it.

Once asleep, Felgar got to work on messing with Jam further. He made an electric razor magically appear in his hand and shaved off ALL of the monkey's hair, except for his thick beard. Next, he attached invisible puppet strings to every part of Jam's body. After having laid his trap, the demon duck waited an hour for Jam to wake up.

After Jam woke up, he quickly looked down and was surprised to see all his fur was gone! He looked up at the duck, who was floating above him with a mischievous grin on his face. Jam panicked, "I'm fur-less?!"

"Yep, just a naked monkey!"

Jam tried to cover himself, but he couldn't move his arms! Felgar smirked and tugged on Jam's invisible strings, forcing the monkey to stand straight up! This abrupt movement caused Jam's bones to ache, "Yeowch!"

Felgar chortled at the monkey's predicament, "Oh, did I forget to mention that I attached invisible puppet strings to your aging body? My mistake!"

Felgar then pulled on Jam's strings and made the old mandrill dance, making his bones even more sore in the process!

"Ouch, stop it!"

Felgar grinned, "Maybe I am being a bit TOO hard by making you dance as an old man! I should give you a more appropriate form to dance in..."

Felgar clicked his finger-toes together, causing Jam's body to magically de-age! He was around his 30s once more, but his changes didn't stop there. His body grew larger and fatter, while his skin became rough and as hard as leather. His hands and feet grew larger as well, his fingers and toes spreading apart in the process.

Jam's head grew larger as well, causing him to grow a massive muzzle. Lastly, his lab-coat changed into a ballerina's tutu! Once all was said and done, Jam had transformed into a very fat ballerina hippo! "What did you do to me?!" Screamed the monkey in a very dopey-sounding voice.

The demon monkey laughed like crazy, "Just gave you a more fitting form to dance in! This is my victory lap, so I want to have as much fun as I can!"

Felgar then pulled on Jam's strings using finger-toes, making the hippo dance like a ballerina! Jam's fat body bounded uncontrollably all over the place, bouncing into tables and lab equipment like! He was forced to smash his own stuff by the evil duck. Jam gulped as he smashed his belongings against his will, "Stop it!"

The demon monkey scratched himself and laughed, "Too much for ya? Let's slow it down a bit!"

Felgar snapped his finger toes together once more, causing Jam to shrink. His arms and legs withdrew into his shrinking body, disappearing completely from sight! His body became coated with mucus as eyestalks sprouted out of his head, pushing his eyes into the air in the process! His body lost any physical definition, becoming tiny and petite in the process.

All that was left of Jam was an empty tutu with something small crawling around inside it! Felgar reached down and picked up Jam, who was now a tiny little slug. Felgar dangled the slug in front of his simian snout, "That slow enough for ya, Mr. Slimy Slippery Slug?"

Jam's anger boiled and he attempted to yell at Felgar, only for his words to come out incredibly slow and slurred, "Chaaaaaaaange meeeee baaaack!"

"Why would I do that? You look and sound so cute like this!"

"Stooooooop treeeeeeeeeeating meeeee liiiiiike aaaaa duuuuuumy!"

"Oh, you think I'm treating you like a dummy? Well, how about I make you into one!" Felgar curled his hand-feet into fists and punched them together, causing Jam to transform yet again! He regained his simian form, his brown fur growing back as his prehensile tail returned. Jam's body grew larger, but only returned to about half of his original size. His body turned to plastic, becoming completely inanimate once more!

His mouth drooped open, turning into a plastic slab that could be open or closed at whim by its user. A tab allowing this appeared on Jam's back. A black suit then appeared over Jam's naked body, completing his transformation into a ventriloquist dummy! Felgar plucked the discarded monkey dummy from the ground and wiggled his finger toes around, causing a stool to magically appear!

Felgar sat down on the stool with his new monkey dummy in hand! He placed the dummy on his lab and began to press the tab on his back, causing Jam's mouth to pop open and closed. Felgar then began to substitute Jam's words for his own! "I'm just a monkey dummy who's way too stupid too to outsmart this awesome and handsome monkey!" Felgar made the monkey dummy say.

Jam couldn't believe the words coming out of his plastic mouth! Felgar had the tiny dummy in the clutch of his feathery hands. The duck chuckled, "Looks like I win, dummy monkey! Though this is a bit too easy. I’ll give you one last chance!" Felgar shouted as he balled his left hand-foot into a fist and used his other hand-foot to crack his "knuckles". This simple action reversed the transformations, changing Jam back into a monkey and Felgar back into a duck. Jam sat back in his chair as Felgar floated above him. The duck cackled, "I evened the playing field! Let's have one last round to decide who's the winner of this duel!"

Jam smiled and pressed his hand-feet against his keyboard, "Let's finish this then!"

"I wouldn't have it any other way!" Replied the duck as he snapped with his hand-feet. A blast of energy filled the room as science collided with magic in a spectacle of pure energy. Purple beams of magic combined with blue sparks of science, creating an entirely new energy with no definitive color. It was a phenomenon that defied proper description.

The light changed both Jam and Felgar, causing them both to shrink. Their ears grew longer as fluffy little cottontails emerged from their tailbones. Felgar's feathers turned into fur as his beak shrank into a tiny rabbit's nose. Their hands, hand-feet, and duck-feet all turned into fluffy little paws. They each grew a pair of buckteeth. Lastly, they each grew a pair of long whiskers! The light cleared, revealing the pair's new rabbit forms.

Having lost the ability to fly, the rabbit-fied version of Felgar fell through the air and landed on the console on his fuzzy little butt. Jam was on the console as well and panicked as he stared at his new cottontail. Felgar sat there and pressed a paw against his side, "Dag-rabbit!"

Jam twitched his tail in a panic, "How did this happen?! We never tie!"

Felgar rubbed his paw against his chin, "It would seem the collision of magic and science has transformed us! Oh well, I'll fix this in no time!" Felgar wiggled his rabbit toes around, but nothing happened. Felgar's jaw dropped, "Well... I think I lost my magic powers,"

Jam smiled and turned to face the buttons on his console, "Don't worry, I'll use science to fix this!"

Jam stared at his console with an intense grin on his face. He was brimming with courage and arrogance, ready to fix the transformation both had undergone. Felgar sighed and tapped his large rabbit's foot impatiently against the top of the console, "Well?"

Jam sighed, "I forgot what any of this means!"

"Great, so I lost my magic, and you lost your science know-how, meaning we're both stuck! This is all your fault, you stupid mortal!"

Jam let you an angry squeak and hopped over to the duck, "Hey, you're the one who came over to my lab to start stuff today! Don't give me guff when you're the problem one here,"

Felgar angrily grabbed Jam's long ears with his paws, "Mind saying that to my face, carrot-muncher?"

Jam shoved Felgar away, causing him to loosen his grip on the former monkey's ear. Jam then leapt onto Felgar and pressed his long rabbit feet against his fuzzy face, "How about I let me feet do the talking instead, bucktooth?"

The purple bunny rolled over and tripped Jam, causing him to fall off the console. "You won't be talking at all when I'm through with you, dumb bunny!" Felgar leapt off the console as well and landed on Jam, the two breaking into an epic rabbit-themed battle. They kicked up dust clouds as they hit each other using their nubby paws and large feet.

Unbeknownst to the pair, they were being watched from far by two women: Science Saddles and Peppermint. Science Saddles was Jam's pony-verse equivalent from another dimension, and she was currently eating a bag of oats as she looked on at the rabbits fighting. Peppermint was Jam's robo-moth daughter and was panicked at what she was seeing.

The anthropomorphic robotic insect poked at Saddles' shoulder as she munched on her oats, "Shouldn't we change them back before they hurt themselves?!"

Saddles threw another oat in her mouth, "Relax, we'll fix them in time! For now, let me enjoy the show! Been forever since we've had some classic nonsense around here,"

And so, the two rabbits fought long into the night as the pair of ladies watched on. They would figure out a way to change the duo back later, for now they just wanted to enjoy the show! After all, it's not often you see a mad-scientist monkey and a demon duck get turned into rabbits and duke it out in a nonstop brawl!

Alternate Ending 1: Jojo Ending

The blast of magic and science hit the both of them, causing them to change. They became buffer and taller, complete with bulging muscles and defined chins. Felgar's red vest was replaced with a yellow suit with a black undershirt, while Jam gained a blue outfit that looked like something a high-school delinquent would wear!

Their voices cracked and became deeper and much manlier. Jam stood there in an awkward pose that defied description, one that would ruin the spine of an average person. He panicked, "Good grief, what happened?!"

Felgar shrugged his shoulders, "I have no idea why this is happening, WRYYYYYYY!"

"Did you just 'wry' at me?"

"You heard nothing!"

Jam sighed and looked at the outfit he was wearing, "And what's with this outfit? Am I supposed to be a teenager? Why am I so stupidly buff?!"

Felgar touched the top of his beak to find he had sharp fangs, "And why am I a vampire?!"

"Wait, so if you're a vampire and a duck now, does that mean..."

Felgar pulled a cartoonish number of knives out of his new pockets and held them in his hands, "Call me 'Count Duckula' and I'll be sure this is the last Jojoke you make!"

Jam smirked confidently as he walked away from Felgar, "We'll see about that!"

Felgar put his knives away and raised his arms, "Oh, you're walking away from me? Instead of coming towards me, you’re running away!"

Jam pulled out a transformation gun, "I can't use this gun properly at close distance!"

Felgar bared his fangs, "Oh, well if that's the case get as far as you can! My magic will beat your gun!"

And so, the two were locked in epic combat. Their TF duel had transitioned into a full-on Shonen Manga battle, one that was so epic that it went on for at least 50 chapters. It was so grand that the writer took a three month hiatus and by the time he got back, his style had completely changed.

Alternate Ending 2: Felgar Wins

When the explosion of energy clear, Felgar was the only one left standing! Jam was lying on the ground, now just a golden door-knocker shaped like a pig's head! Felgar smirked as he held the knocker up by his nose-ring, "You were 'pig-headed' to think you could beat me!"

Jam let out muffled squeals, unable to speak due to his lips being tightly clamped shut. The duck smiled and waved his hand around, "Since I have no use for a door-knocker on my vacation..."

Felgar and Jam were magically warped to the front of Felgar's castle, where he promptly hung the door-knocker on his door, "...I'll just have to leave you here!"

Jam struggled to speak, but no intelligible words came out, "Mmphoink!"

Felgar smiled and waved goodbye, "So long, loser! I'm off on vacation!"

Felgar snapped his fingers and disappeared, leaving Jam stuck as a doorknocker until he got back! All Jam could do was sit there, fastened to a door as he struggled in vain to move. It was going to be a long few months...

Ending #3: Jam Wins

When the blast of energy cleared, Jam was the only one left un-transformed! Unfortunately for Felgar, his body had fattened up considerably into a large orangutan. Felgar angrily grabbed his large belly with his new hand-feet, “Dammit, Jam, you ruined my figure!”

The monkey snickered and patted the orangutan on the head, “As if your true form wasn’t already fat!”

“YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T BRING THAT UP!”

Jam shrugged his shoulders, “Sorry, ape-boy, I’m a free spirit!”

Felgar scowled through his ape muzzle, causing his facial expression to look goofier as a result. He then snapped his fingers, “We’ll see how free your spirit is in a second!”

However, the finger-snapping did nothing. Felgar snapped again with his finger-toes, which resulted in nothing happening once again. Felgar panicked, “What happened to my powers?!”

The monkey snickered, “I took them away, at least for now!”

“Well, return them and change me back!”

Jam then began to mischievously wring his hands, “On one condition!”

“And that is?”

Jam instantly pulled a maid outfit out of nowhere and approached Felgar with it. Felgar panicked as Jam made his way over to him, “Get that maid outfit away from me!”

“Come on, Felgar, you’ll make a cute maid! And after a few weeks of being my personal ape-maid, I’ll change you back!” Shouted the monkey.

Felgar tried to make a break for it, but Jam quickly cornered him, “Time to dress up!”

“No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!” Felgar screamed as the monkey brandished the maid outfit. The former duck’s screams echoed through the night, followed by annoyed and humiliated sighs.

Alternate Ending #4: Halloween

When the energy cleared, Jam and Felgar were no more! They had been transformed into goofy looking Jack-O-Lanterns with stupid expressions carved into their faces. Jam had a surprised expression on his gourd, while Felgar’s had a cat-like smile.

Felgar growled in an echo-y voice, “This is your fault, you stupid monkey!”

Jam sighed, “How is it my fault?! Science doesn’t turn people into Jack-O-Lanterns, that’s magic!

“Oh, shut up! We both know your science is more nonsensical than my magic!”

“I’d say they’re equally nonsensical!”

“Whatever, I wonder how long this’ll take to wear off,”

“We should be back to normal once Halloween is over!” Shouted Jam.

“Wait, so this won’t wear off for 8 months?!”

Jam let out a confused groan, “Dude, Halloween’s in 2 weeks,”

“What?! I thought it was February!”

“No, it’s October. The writer was just really lazy and didn’t finish this until October, despite starting in February!”

“Oh, that makes perfect sense. I guess we just sit here then,”

“Yep!

And so, the two gourds sat there, occasionally bickering with each other. There was nothing else to do as Jack-O-Lanterns. The two did enjoy their time together, though neither of them would admit it out loud.

THE END

Description

Epic collab that's been nearly a year in the making! Art by and story by me! In this story, Mallardent's Felgar and Jam get into an epic TF duel as Felgar prepares to go on vacation!

Story:

It had been several months since a rather strange series of events occurred. The monkey-scientist Jam and his demon duck adversary had switched species. It started out simple, until they eventually fused together. Things got wilder from there, as Jam still had Felgar's powers even when they were separated! Of course, Felgar's dad Lucifowl found out about the power theft and turned the pair into puppets!

Afterwards, he made the whole world into puppets, forcing Jam's daughter to rise up and stop him. By stealing his body, Peppermint used Lucifowl's powers to fix everything. The pair's species were swapped back and everyone was un-puppeted.

With Felgar back to 100% transformative power, he went back to his old ways of causing chaos. Jam did the same, only with his science experiments. However, the pair would soon cross paths once more...

It all happened on one windy October day. Jam was busy in his lab, working on some inventions when he heard a familiar snapping of fingers. Jam smiled as he saw a familiar figure appear before him! It was Felgar, the purple demon duck clad only in a red vest and crescent moon necklace.

Felgar cackled mischievously, "It is I, Felgar!"

Jam nonchalantly waved at the duck, "Hey, Felgs!"

"MY NAME IS NOT FELGS! It's Felgar, I don't do silly nicknames," Said Felgar as he stuck his tongue out.

Jam snickered, "Fine, sorry! So, what are ya up to, Felgar?"

Felgar swam through the air and cackled mischievously, "Well, I'm about to go on vacation! I'm taking a break from messing with earthlings to travel to a very choice location in Demon Duck Realm!"

Jam's smile soon faded, "And let me guess, you came here to mess with me before heading out on vacation?"

Felgar nodded and snapped his fingers, "You know it!"

As soon as Jam heard the snap, his body uncontrollably stood up and froze in place. Immediately after Jam’s body stood up, a menu that looked like it came straight out of a video-game appeared in front of him. The menu had sliders for "weight", "intelligence", and "fur color".

Jam panicked, "Eep, what are you doing?!"

Felgar smirked as he prepared to move some sliders, "Just customizing my Jam, that's all!"

Felgar started off by manually adjusting Jam's fur color to pink. Jam blushed out of embaressment at the change, "Hey, change my fur color back!"

"In a bit, I've got some other changes to make first!" Exclaimed the duck with a smirk.

Felgar then moved the slider labelled "weight", causing Jam to grow fatter and fatter. His legs became chunkier, his stomach growing larger, and his whole fattening up considerably. Jam grew many chins in the process, along with a sizable pot-belly.

"Hey, why did you make me fat?!" Shouted Jam as he crossed his flabby arms.

"Because you made me fat last time when you stole my powers!"

Jam slapped his forehead, "Oh right, forgot about that! You may proceed!"

"I don’t need your permission!" Exclaimed Felgar as he went to the last slider, labeled "intelligence". Felgar smirked as he turned the dial all the way down, causing Jam's intelligence to rapidly decrease. Jam's ability to count or read diminished greatly, causing him to become a downright neanderthal.

He scratched at his head like the dim-witted fat monkey he now was, "Me feel weird!"

Felgar floated over the monkey and patted his fat gut, "Of course you do, my pink overweight friend! You're a monkey without a banana, that's why!"

Felgar then snapped his fingers, causing a banana to appear in Jam's hands. Jam tried to open the banana but was so stupid that he couldn't figure out how to do it! Felgar laughed at the fat monkey as he struggled at his simple task.

After cackling like mad, he floated back over to to the sliders and snapped his fingers, causing the sliders to reset. All at once, Jam's fur color, weight, and intelligence returned to normal. Jam grumbled angrily, while clutching the banana in his hand. "Dang it, Felgar! Why do you always have to torture me before going on vacation?!"

"Because it's fun!" Cackled the duck as he poked Jam's hairless chest.

"It's not fun for me!" Replied Jam, right before sticking his tongue out at the demon.

"Are you sure about that? Raise your hand if you secretly enjoy it!"

As soon as Felgar said that Jam's left hand began to raise itself against the monkey's will, causing him to drop the banana in the process.

The monkey panicked, "Hey, what gives?!" Jam looked at his possessed arm and noticed it didn't look quite right. It looked like it was made out of wood and connected together with screws, on top of having a string attached to the back of his hand.

"Darn it, Felgar, you're so predictable!" Shouted the monkey as he narrowed his eyes at the duck.

Felgar snickered, "Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the classics! Now, let's finish your puppet-fication..."

Felgar wiggled his fingers, causing strings to attach themselves to the rest of Jam's body. Strings were fastened to Jam's legs, turning them into wood as well! A string attached itself to his other arm as well, rendering it wooden and motionless. Another string attached itself to Jam's torso, turning it into a useless block of wood!

One last string came down and attached itself to the back of his head, rendering it inanimate as well! Jam's jaw became a wooden block, before uselessly slumping open. He tried to speak, but he couldn't budge an inch! The strings kept Jam suspended in mid-air, like a fly trapped in a spider's web. A string was then tugged on the puppet's head, causing him to uncontrollably look up!

Floating there was the demon duck, the string now wrapped around the fowl's feathery fingertips! "Don't you love being my puppet, Jam? Don't you just love being my little toy?" Asked the duck with a sinister grin.

Jam's mouth began to move against his will, speaking words that were not his own, "Of course I do, my magnificent puppet-master!"

Felgar snickered, "Oh, what fun you are! Though free will can be just as fun as being a mindless puppet, so how about I give you your voice back?" Felgar snapped his fingers, allowing Jam to talk on his own once more.

"Dammit, Felgar, just go on vacation already!" Shouted the monkey puppet.

"My vacation can wait, it's not like I'm in any hurry to go!"

"You have to go eventually though!"

"Do I really have to? I mean, you forget that I'm multidimensional and ALL POWERFUL! I could just wiggle my fingers and rewind time or use my powers to make this moment literally last forever. I could even slow down time and spend the next 10,000 years transforming you into things before leaving on my trip!"

Jam gulped, "D-Do you even have enough things to turn me into to fill up 10,000 years?!"

Felgar smiled and snapped his fingers, causing a giant book to appear in his feathery palms, "Of course! Wrote 'em all down in this book!"

Felgar lowered the book towards Jam's wooden face and showed him the cover, which read, "How to TF and Torture a Monkey in 5 million different ways! A book by Felgar Demonsfeld,"

Jam raised an eyebrow, "Your last name is Demonsfeld?"

"Nah, it's more of a pen name, really! My real last name is unpronounceable to mortal men and monkeys. Anyway, I think it's time you learn your place, which is to serve my feet!"

Felgar smiled as he wiggled his toes around.

"No way!"

Felgar smirked, "I kept your tongue the same for a reason, monkey puppet! Now get licking!"

Jam panicked, not wanting to lick the duck’s feet! There was no way out of his current situation, unless he used Felgar's own ego against him. That's when Jam came up with a brilliant plan! The monkey let out a fake sigh, "Alright, I'll lick your INFERIOR feet!"

Felgar nodded, "That's right, lick my inferior- Excuse me?!" Felgar couldn't believe what he just heard!

"You heard me, your feet are inferior to my monkey-feet!"

"How can you say that?!"

"I mean, monkey feet are also hands! Duck-feet are just feet,"

"So?! I could use my magic to make my feet into hands if I really wanted to!"

Jam scoffed, "Sounds like cheating to me!"

Felgar's purple beak turned bright red with anger, "It is not cheating! My feet are superior and that's that!"

"If you really believe you're so superior, why are you getting so uppity about it? Why don't you show me your

superiority?"

Felgar stopped fuming and raised an eyebrow, "How so?"

"A TF duel, you and me, right now! Winner decides the loser's form!"

Felgar cackled, "I like that! And if I win, I'm going to make you into something silly, something barely useful, something-"

Jam cut Felgar off mid-sentence, "I think both the audience and I get the picture,"

Felgar nodded, "That's good! So, what do we do if we tie?"

"Eh, we never tie, so I don't think we have to worry about that!"

Felgar gave Jam the thumbs up, "Quite right! Fine, let's foot-fight tonight!"

Felgar snapped his fingers and the strings disappeared, changing Jam back to normal and allowing him to move once more. With his strings now gone, Jam went over to a nearby console and kicked up his feet on the console. He then held his finger-toes over the buttons and pressed a few of them. As soon as Jam did this, Felgar's body began to reshape. He shrank and shrank, his feathers and flesh turning into pure rubber in the process. His beak became twisted into a silly smile, while his feet disappeared completely from sight.

When all was said and done, Felgar had been transformed into a little rubber ducky! Jam smirked, "Looks like I win already!"

"Not so fast!" Shouted the inanimate ducky, who magically began to move. Felgar stretched and grew back to his normal size, quickly transforming from a rubber duck back into his proper form. The demon duck glared at the monkey, "If you want to toy around, then maybe you should be the toy!"

Felgar then proceeded to wiggle his toes around, which caused a strange change in Jam to take place. Jam began to shrink just like Felgar had mere moments ago. He became the size of a toy, while his eyes turned into plastic and became glazed over. Jam tried to reach for the buttons on his console to stop the change, but cymbals appeared on his hands preventing him from properly using them!

Lastly, a small windup crank appeared on the toy monkey's back as his body became completely inanimate. Felgar smiled and floated up to the tiny cymbal-banging monkey toy, "Looks like I'm the winner after all!"

The demon duck was proud of his victory and turned the crank on the monkey's back, causing the toy to whir to life. Jam uncontrollably began banging his cymbals together and walking forward, his feet hitting the buttons on the console in the process. Felgar noticed this too late, and the console powered on, quickly reverting Jam back to his proper simian form!

Felgar grumbled, "I knew that was too easy!"

Jam chuckled and pressed a button on his console, "Too bad! Now it's my turn!"

The button caused Felgar's head to spin around, until it was facing backwards! Felgar turned his backwards-headed body around and looked at Jam, "Really? You turned my head backwards?"

"Yep!"

"Is that it?"

"Uh... Yes,"

"I mean, you could've done more than that!"

"I know, but I forgot what half of these buttons do and wanted to test them!"

Felgar turned his head back around, so it was facing the right way and put his hands on his hips, "You know, Jam, you really bug me! I should give you a form fitting that description!"

Felgar clicked his toes together, causing Jam's form to change once more. Jam shrank once again, this time to an absolutely miniscule size! A pair of insectoid wings emerged from his back as his tail disappeared. His eyes became large and buggy, while his lips expanded and became quite bloated. Jam grew a third set of limbs, as white gloves appeared on all six sets of hands! Once the transformation was complete, Jam was surprised to find he was a tiny little cartoon fly!

"Hey, that's not fair!" Shouted the tiny little fly in a squeaky voice as he buzzed about.

Felgar waved his finger at the fly, "I'm a demon, as if I care about being fair! Doesn't matter anyways, because I won!"

"Kind of anti-climactic if you ask me, bzzzzzzzz!"

Felgar scoffed, "It is not!"

"It izzzzzzzz, we just started!"

Felgar wiggled his fingers around, causing a fly swatter to appear in his hand, "We'll see about that, bug boy!"

Felgar chased the buzzing little fly around with his fly swatter, trying to smack him with it. "Don't worry, folks, he's a cartoon bug so he'll be fine!" Felgar said as he winked at you, the reader. Jam landed on his console as he rubbed his feelers together. Felgar floated up to the tiny bug and readied the swatter. As soon as was within swatting range, the duck struck!

He slammed the swatter down just as Jam flew out of the way, causing a burst of energy to hit the tiny fly. This caused the transformation to reverse, reverting the fly back to his proper simian form. Now a monkey once more, Jam gave Felgar a thumbs up, "Thanks, buddy!"

The duck scoffed, "That wasn't what I was trying to do! Whatever, I'll still win this!"

Jam smiled and pressed a button on his console, "We'll just see about that!"

Felgar was blasted by energy from Jam's console, which quickly changed him. His tailfeathers turned into a purple prehensile tail, while his duck-feet became hand-feet. Felgar grumbled as he looked over his demon-monkey form, "Not this again!"

Jam rolled over onto the floor and started laughing like crazy, "Can't beat an old classic, Felgy!"

Felgar grinned maliciously as he floated above Jam, "Oh, I'll show you an OLD classic there!"

The demon monkey clapped his feet together, causing yet another change to happen to Jam! He began to age rapidly, his bones starting to ache in the process. His body hunched itself over, his back now aching something fierce. A long, thick white beard soon emerged from the monkey's chin, causing it to itch profusely. His hair also turned white and grew longer, matching his beard quite a bit.

His nose turned red as his cheeks (both the ones on his face and the ones below) turned blue. Jam's tail shrank and became much stubbier, much to his dismay. Lastly, a staff with melons and fruits attached to the end of it appeared in his hand! Jam saw his reflection in the chrome of his console and was surprised to find that he had been turned into Rafiki! Jam kept his original color pattern, but everything else belonged to the cartoon mandrill from the Lion King.

Felgar cackled like the demon monkey he was as he floated above Jam's head, "Now who's an 'old classic'?"

Jam angrily waved his wrinkly fist at the demon duck, "Get down here, you vile whippersnapper!"

"I'd be careful about moving around too much, old man!"

Suddenly, Jam felt a large crick in his back! He dropped his staff and pressed his hands his back, straitening it. Felgar snickered, "Feeling alright there, 'Jamfiki'? Wanna take a break and have a nap in your rocking chair?"

Jam shook his head, "Of course not!"

Felgar then wiggled his toes once more, causing Jam's chair to turn into a rocking chair! Felgar sat the mandrill down in the chair and began rocking it gently, "Rock-a-bye, Jammy, in his nice chair! When you're asleep, I'll shave off your hair!" Felgar's song and rocking lulled Jam to sleep, despite his best efforts to fight it.

Once asleep, Felgar got to work on messing with Jam further. He made an electric razor magically appear in his hand and shaved off ALL of the monkey's hair, except for his thick beard. Next, he attached invisible puppet strings to every part of Jam's body. After having laid his trap, the demon duck waited an hour for Jam to wake up.

After Jam woke up, he quickly looked down and was surprised to see all his fur was gone! He looked up at the duck, who was floating above him with a mischievous grin on his face. Jam panicked, "I'm fur-less?!"

"Yep, just a naked monkey!"

Jam tried to cover himself, but he couldn't move his arms! Felgar smirked and tugged on Jam's invisible strings, forcing the monkey to stand straight up! This abrupt movement caused Jam's bones to ache, "Yeowch!"

Felgar chortled at the monkey's predicament, "Oh, did I forget to mention that I attached invisible puppet strings to your aging body? My mistake!"

Felgar then pulled on Jam's strings and made the old mandrill dance, making his bones even more sore in the process!

"Ouch, stop it!"

Felgar grinned, "Maybe I am being a bit TOO hard by making you dance as an old man! I should give you a more appropriate form to dance in..."

Felgar clicked his finger-toes together, causing Jam's body to magically de-age! He was around his 30s once more, but his changes didn't stop there. His body grew larger and fatter, while his skin became rough and as hard as leather. His hands and feet grew larger as well, his fingers and toes spreading apart in the process.

Jam's head grew larger as well, causing him to grow a massive muzzle. Lastly, his lab-coat changed into a ballerina's tutu! Once all was said and done, Jam had transformed into a very fat ballerina hippo! "What did you do to me?!" Screamed the monkey in a very dopey-sounding voice.

The demon monkey laughed like crazy, "Just gave you a more fitting form to dance in! This is my victory lap, so I want to have as much fun as I can!"

Felgar then pulled on Jam's strings using finger-toes, making the hippo dance like a ballerina! Jam's fat body bounded uncontrollably all over the place, bouncing into tables and lab equipment like! He was forced to smash his own stuff by the evil duck. Jam gulped as he smashed his belongings against his will, "Stop it!"

The demon monkey scratched himself and laughed, "Too much for ya? Let's slow it down a bit!"

Felgar snapped his finger toes together once more, causing Jam to shrink. His arms and legs withdrew into his shrinking body, disappearing completely from sight! His body became coated with mucus as eyestalks sprouted out of his head, pushing his eyes into the air in the process! His body lost any physical definition, becoming tiny and petite in the process.

All that was left of Jam was an empty tutu with something small crawling around inside it! Felgar reached down and picked up Jam, who was now a tiny little slug. Felgar dangled the slug in front of his simian snout, "That slow enough for ya, Mr. Slimy Slippery Slug?"

Jam's anger boiled and he attempted to yell at Felgar, only for his words to come out incredibly slow and slurred, "Chaaaaaaaange meeeee baaaack!"

"Why would I do that? You look and sound so cute like this!"

"Stooooooop treeeeeeeeeeating meeeee liiiiiike aaaaa duuuuuumy!"

"Oh, you think I'm treating you like a dummy? Well, how about I make you into one!" Felgar curled his hand-feet into fists and punched them together, causing Jam to transform yet again! He regained his simian form, his brown fur growing back as his prehensile tail returned. Jam's body grew larger, but only returned to about half of his original size. His body turned to plastic, becoming completely inanimate once more!

His mouth drooped open, turning into a plastic slab that could be open or closed at whim by its user. A tab allowing this appeared on Jam's back. A black suit then appeared over Jam's naked body, completing his transformation into a ventriloquist dummy! Felgar plucked the discarded monkey dummy from the ground and wiggled his finger toes around, causing a stool to magically appear!

Felgar sat down on the stool with his new monkey dummy in hand! He placed the dummy on his lab and began to press the tab on his back, causing Jam's mouth to pop open and closed. Felgar then began to substitute Jam's words for his own! "I'm just a monkey dummy who's way too stupid too to outsmart this awesome and handsome monkey!" Felgar made the monkey dummy say.

Jam couldn't believe the words coming out of his plastic mouth! Felgar had the tiny dummy in the clutch of his feathery hands. The duck chuckled, "Looks like I win, dummy monkey! Though this is a bit too easy. I’ll give you one last chance!" Felgar shouted as he balled his left hand-foot into a fist and used his other hand-foot to crack his "knuckles". This simple action reversed the transformations, changing Jam back into a monkey and Felgar back into a duck. Jam sat back in his chair as Felgar floated above him. The duck cackled, "I evened the playing field! Let's have one last round to decide who's the winner of this duel!"

Jam smiled and pressed his hand-feet against his keyboard, "Let's finish this then!"

"I wouldn't have it any other way!" Replied the duck as he snapped with his hand-feet. A blast of energy filled the room as science collided with magic in a spectacle of pure energy. Purple beams of magic combined with blue sparks of science, creating an entirely new energy with no definitive color. It was a phenomenon that defied proper description.

The light changed both Jam and Felgar, causing them both to shrink. Their ears grew longer as fluffy little cottontails emerged from their tailbones. Felgar's feathers turned into fur as his beak shrank into a tiny rabbit's nose. Their hands, hand-feet, and duck-feet all turned into fluffy little paws. They each grew a pair of buckteeth. Lastly, they each grew a pair of long whiskers! The light cleared, revealing the pair's new rabbit forms.

Having lost the ability to fly, the rabbit-fied version of Felgar fell through the air and landed on the console on his fuzzy little butt. Jam was on the console as well and panicked as he stared at his new cottontail. Felgar sat there and pressed a paw against his side, "Dag-rabbit!"

Jam twitched his tail in a panic, "How did this happen?! We never tie!"

Felgar rubbed his paw against his chin, "It would seem the collision of magic and science has transformed us! Oh well, I'll fix this in no time!" Felgar wiggled his rabbit toes around, but nothing happened. Felgar's jaw dropped, "Well... I think I lost my magic powers,"

Jam smiled and turned to face the buttons on his console, "Don't worry, I'll use science to fix this!"

Jam stared at his console with an intense grin on his face. He was brimming with courage and arrogance, ready to fix the transformation both had undergone. Felgar sighed and tapped his large rabbit's foot impatiently against the top of the console, "Well?"

Jam sighed, "I forgot what any of this means!"

"Great, so I lost my magic, and you lost your science know-how, meaning we're both stuck! This is all your fault, you stupid mortal!"

Jam let you an angry squeak and hopped over to the duck, "Hey, you're the one who came over to my lab to start stuff today! Don't give me guff when you're the problem one here,"

Felgar angrily grabbed Jam's long ears with his paws, "Mind saying that to my face, carrot-muncher?"

Jam shoved Felgar away, causing him to loosen his grip on the former monkey's ear. Jam then leapt onto Felgar and pressed his long rabbit feet against his fuzzy face, "How about I let me feet do the talking instead, bucktooth?"

The purple bunny rolled over and tripped Jam, causing him to fall off the console. "You won't be talking at all when I'm through with you, dumb bunny!" Felgar leapt off the console as well and landed on Jam, the two breaking into an epic rabbit-themed battle. They kicked up dust clouds as they hit each other using their nubby paws and large feet.

Unbeknownst to the pair, they were being watched from far by two women: Science Saddles and Peppermint. Science Saddles was Jam's pony-verse equivalent from another dimension, and she was currently eating a bag of oats as she looked on at the rabbits fighting. Peppermint was Jam's robo-moth daughter and was panicked at what she was seeing.

The anthropomorphic robotic insect poked at Saddles' shoulder as she munched on her oats, "Shouldn't we change them back before they hurt themselves?!"

Saddles threw another oat in her mouth, "Relax, we'll fix them in time! For now, let me enjoy the show! Been forever since we've had some classic nonsense around here,"

And so, the two rabbits fought long into the night as the pair of ladies watched on. They would figure out a way to change the duo back later, for now they just wanted to enjoy the show! After all, it's not often you see a mad-scientist monkey and a demon duck get turned into rabbits and duke it out in a nonstop brawl!

Alternate Ending 1: Jojo Ending

The blast of magic and science hit the both of them, causing them to change. They became buffer and taller, complete with bulging muscles and defined chins. Felgar's red vest was replaced with a yellow suit with a black undershirt, while Jam gained a blue outfit that looked like something a high-school delinquent would wear!

Their voices cracked and became deeper and much manlier. Jam stood there in an awkward pose that defied description, one that would ruin the spine of an average person. He panicked, "Good grief, what happened?!"

Felgar shrugged his shoulders, "I have no idea why this is happening, WRYYYYYYY!"

"Did you just 'wry' at me?"

"You heard nothing!"

Jam sighed and looked at the outfit he was wearing, "And what's with this outfit? Am I supposed to be a teenager? Why am I so stupidly buff?!"

Felgar touched the top of his beak to find he had sharp fangs, "And why am I a vampire?!"

"Wait, so if you're a vampire and a duck now, does that mean..."

Felgar pulled a cartoonish number of knives out of his new pockets and held them in his hands, "Call me 'Count Duckula' and I'll be sure this is the last Jojoke you make!"

Jam smirked confidently as he walked away from Felgar, "We'll see about that!"

Felgar put his knives away and raised his arms, "Oh, you're walking away from me? Instead of coming towards me, you’re running away!"

Jam pulled out a transformation gun, "I can't use this gun properly at close distance!"

Felgar bared his fangs, "Oh, well if that's the case get as far as you can! My magic will beat your gun!"

And so, the two were locked in epic combat. Their TF duel had transitioned into a full-on Shonen Manga battle, one that was so epic that it went on for at least 50 chapters. It was so grand that the writer took a three month hiatus and by the time he got back, his style had completely changed.

Alternate Ending 2: Felgar Wins

When the explosion of energy clear, Felgar was the only one left standing! Jam was lying on the ground, now just a golden door-knocker shaped like a pig's head! Felgar smirked as he held the knocker up by his nose-ring, "You were 'pig-headed' to think you could beat me!"

Jam let out muffled squeals, unable to speak due to his lips being tightly clamped shut. The duck smiled and waved his hand around, "Since I have no use for a door-knocker on my vacation..."

Felgar and Jam were magically warped to the front of Felgar's castle, where he promptly hung the door-knocker on his door, "...I'll just have to leave you here!"

Jam struggled to speak, but no intelligible words came out, "Mmphoink!"

Felgar smiled and waved goodbye, "So long, loser! I'm off on vacation!"

Felgar snapped his fingers and disappeared, leaving Jam stuck as a doorknocker until he got back! All Jam could do was sit there, fastened to a door as he struggled in vain to move. It was going to be a long few months...

Ending #3: Jam Wins

When the blast of energy cleared, Jam was the only one left un-transformed! Unfortunately for Felgar, his body had fattened up considerably into a large orangutan. Felgar angrily grabbed his large belly with his new hand-feet, “Dammit, Jam, you ruined my figure!”

The monkey snickered and patted the orangutan on the head, “As if your true form wasn’t already fat!”

“YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T BRING THAT UP!”

Jam shrugged his shoulders, “Sorry, ape-boy, I’m a free spirit!”

Felgar scowled through his ape muzzle, causing his facial expression to look goofier as a result. He then snapped his fingers, “We’ll see how free your spirit is in a second!”

However, the finger-snapping did nothing. Felgar snapped again with his finger-toes, which resulted in nothing happening once again. Felgar panicked, “What happened to my powers?!”

The monkey snickered, “I took them away, at least for now!”

“Well, return them and change me back!”

Jam then began to mischievously wring his hands, “On one condition!”

“And that is?”

Jam instantly pulled a maid outfit out of nowhere and approached Felgar with it. Felgar panicked as Jam made his way over to him, “Get that maid outfit away from me!”

“Come on, Felgar, you’ll make a cute maid! And after a few weeks of being my personal ape-maid, I’ll change you back!” Shouted the monkey.

Felgar tried to make a break for it, but Jam quickly cornered him, “Time to dress up!”

“No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!” Felgar screamed as the monkey brandished the maid outfit. The former duck’s screams echoed through the night, followed by annoyed and humiliated sighs.

Alternate Ending #4: Halloween

When the energy cleared, Jam and Felgar were no more! They had been transformed into goofy looking Jack-O-Lanterns with stupid expressions carved into their faces. Jam had a surprised expression on his gourd, while Felgar’s had a cat-like smile.

Felgar growled in an echo-y voice, “This is your fault, you stupid monkey!”

Jam sighed, “How is it my fault?! Science doesn’t turn people into Jack-O-Lanterns, that’s magic!

“Oh, shut up! We both know your science is more nonsensical than my magic!”

“I’d say they’re equally nonsensical!”

“Whatever, I wonder how long this’ll take to wear off,”

“We should be back to normal once Halloween is over!” Shouted Jam.

“Wait, so this won’t wear off for 8 months?!”

Jam let out a confused groan, “Dude, Halloween’s in 2 weeks,”

“What?! I thought it was February!”

“No, it’s October. The writer was just really lazy and didn’t finish this until October, despite starting in February!”

“Oh, that makes perfect sense. I guess we just sit here then,”

“Yep!

And so, the two gourds sat there, occasionally bickering with each other. There was nothing else to do as Jack-O-Lanterns. The two did enjoy their time together, though neither of them would admit it out loud.

THE END