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NOT MY ART!

This is a commission I bought from less than a week ago! I'm surprised by how much effort I put into the story for this one, since the original idea was that it was just going to be a simple shitpost parody of the Spider-Verse post credits scene, with 's Felgar in the place of J. Jonah and the two Jams reciting parody versions of the two Spider-Men's lines.

It evolved into a grander narrative that I definitely want to revisit in a seguel! Also, made Felgar kind of a chump in this one lol. Sometimes, a duck just can't catch a break! Decided to pump this out while I finish comms and a longstanding collab. This was just to cut my teeth on writing longer stuff again. The fact that I was able to finish it in a couple days just like I used to was a huge confidence booster to me!

Story:

It was a cold moon-lit night, one that was shrouded in mystery and intrigue. In a nearby alleyway, a dark demon of destruction was holding an innocent hostage captive. The demon duck, Felgar, had kidnapped Jam's meerkat girlfriend Meerina! The monkey-scientist stood several feet away from Felgar, who was holding his hand in front of Meerina and preparing to snap his fingers.

The duck cackled, "With one SNAP of my fingers, I'll turn the both of you into puppets!"

Jam scratched at his head in confusion, "Couldn't you have just done that outright? Seems like kidnapping Meerina was unnecessary!"

Felgar shook his head, "Not so! You've demon-proofed your lab, so I had to get you both out in the open!"

"You could've... Just asked. Or better yet, you could've set up a trap! Kidnapping my girlfriend just so you can transform both of us just seems like overkill!"

Meerina nodded vigorously in Felgar's grasp, "I-I agree!"

Felgar furrowed his feathery brow, "Enough, both of you! Let's see you point out the flaws in my plan after I've turned you into useless blocks of wood!"

Felgar then floated into the air, Meerina firmly in his grasp, "You lose again, monkey-boy! Enjoy the next few weeks as my puppet servants!"

Jam reached for his transformation gun, only for Felgar to wiggle his finger around and turn it into a snake. Jam panicked as he threw the snake off of him, prompting Felgar to laugh, "Be thankful that's not a monkey-eating snake, chimp! You aren't going to beat me this time!"

Just as Felgar was about to snap his fingers, a voice echoed through the darkness, "PYRO SPHERE!"

Felgar raised an eyebrow, "Pyro what?" As if to answer his question, a large fireball burst forth from the shadows and decked Felgar in the back, causing him to drop Meerina and botch his finger snap. The recoil from the blast made Felgar move his fingers in the wrong direction, turning Felgar's own magic against himself!

His feathers hardened, his body turning to wood in the process. His joints were replaced with screws, while his fingers and toes turned into wooden blocks. Strings attached themselves to Felgar's joints as his bod became completely inanimate. The duck fell to the ground in a heap, now just a useless puppet!

Felgar laid motionless, the only part of that he could still move was his mouth, "Little help here!"

Jam raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Now why would I help my arch-enemy?"

Felgar growled, "Because I'm sure this is your fault!"

"How could this possibly be my fault?"

Suddenly, a voice echoed through the darkness, "The answer is obvious!"

Jam, Meerina, and Felgar looked to where the voice was coming from, only for a pair of shiny yellow eyes to stare back at them through the darkness. Meerina cowered behind Jam as he held his arms out in order to protect her. Jam puffed out his chest and tried to look tough, "Back off, pal! We don't want any trouble!"

The voice cackled, "Neither do I, but I'll do what I must if you get in my way!"

Jam pointed at Felgar with his hand-foot, "Look, if it's Felgar you want, just take him! He's a demon, he can take any punishment you dish out!"

If Felgar could move right now, he'd be giving Jam a VERY specific gesture. The duck sighed, "I hate ALL of you!"

The voice snickered, "As if I'd want a worn out old puppet duck. The real reason I've come here is for you!"

"For me?" Asked Jam.

The voice then became more jovial and silly, losing its serious edge, "Yeppers!"

The figure strode forward and revealed himself! He was a Guilmon with brown and tan scales, clad in an unbuttoned lab-coat. From his color palette to his choice in attire, he looked like a reptilian version of Jam! The Guilmon smirked, "My name is Jammuel Jammerson, but my friends call me 'GuilJam'!"

"Oh, I get it, you're me from an alternate universe!"

Meerina and Felgar looked at Monkey-Jam in utter confusion. "S-S-S-Seriously?!" Stammered the meerkat.

Felgar would've rolled his eyes if he could, "Oh my Lucifowl, there's 2 of them now..."

GuilJam clapped his claw-tipped paws together, "Oh wow, you caught onto that fast! I'm impressed!"

"Well, I do live with a Pony-Verse version of myself, so I'm used to this kind of nonsense!"

Meerina looked at Monkey-Jam with a confused expression on her face, "Y-Y-You mean Science Saddles? I thought she was your sister!"

Monkey-Jam shook his head, "Nah, she's just another alternate universe counterpart. I only call her my 'sister' to tick her off!"

"This lore is getting too much for my wooden head to handle," Said Felgar with a sigh.

Monkey-Jam smirked and walked up to his scaly counterpart, throwing his furry arms around the lizard's shoulders, "So, what brings you to our little universe, my reptilian replicant?"

GuilJam then reached into his lab-coat and pulled out a strange glistening stone, "I was actually brought here by this stone! I touched it a few days ago, and before I knew it, I was here!"

Monkey-Jam was immediately entranced by the shimmering stone, "Ooh, pretty!"

"Wait, don't touch-"

Before GuilJam could finish, Monkey-Jam touched the stone that he was holding, causing them both to get hit by a blast of energy! The blast caused GuilJam to drop the strange stone, which continued to glow intensely. Felgar and Meerina were far enough away to not get affected by the blast, but the two Jams were not so lucky! When the light cleared, the two Jams stumbled about awkwardly, dazed and confused from the light-show they had just witnessed.

They collectively gave their heads a good shake as they came back to their senses. "GuilJam" reached down and scratched his scaly butt with his clawed hand, while hunching his legs like a simian, "Well, that was weird!"

"Monkey-Jam" nodded in unison while straightening his legs and grabbing his prehensile tail, "You got it, other me! Also, why do I have a sudden craving for bananas and bugs?"

It took the two a moment to realize what happened. When they did, the two pointed at each other and shouted in unison, "Hey, you're me, other me!"

Meerina looked at Felgar, "They've swapped bodies!"

Felgar sighed and spoke in a sarcastic monotone voice, "I can't believe it, that's so astonishing..."

Unlike Felgar, the 2 Jams were much more surprised by their new bodies! Monkey-Jam looked over his new Guilmon body, taken aback by how scaly and odd it was. He had muscular reptilian legs, complete with long feet that had several sharp claws sticking out of them. He also had identical claws in place of his fingers, which he found to be far less useful than his former monkey hands.

He was now a foot taller than his previous body, much to his delight. His scaly ears looked like a pair of bat wings; his simian muzzle replaced with a long reptile snout. Brown scales covered most of his body, while the scales along his stomach were colored tan. Atop his scales were several black markings, featuring various shapes and patterns. He patted his round belly as it started to gurgle, the former simian noting his sudden and inexplicable craving for bread!

Monkey-Jam sighed, "Gosh, I'm so round and hungry! I never thought being made out of data could be so weird!"

GuilJam groaned as his new simian tail whipped him uncontrollably in the face as he tried to get a handle on it, "You think that's weird? Look at me!" GuilJam's new body was a foot shorter in height compared to his old one, along with having a big scaly tail in place of a thin prehensile one. His body was now tiny, hairy, and smelly, like a good monkey should be. His feet were now a second pair of hands and his claws had completely disappeared!

The new simian felt so small and insignificant in his new body, especially when compared to the strength of his former vessel. GuilJam then felt a strange sensation take hold of him, something that never affected his previous digital body: He was now itchy! He began to scratch himself uncontrollably, all while Monkey-Jam laughed at him. The Guilmon smirked, "Oh, you'll get used to that!"

GuilJam continued to scratch his hairy body, "Geez, I hope not! I don't know what that stone was, but it sure messed us up!"

Monkey-Jam looked down at the broken stone, "I'm not sure either! It seems be to some kind of 'switching stone'. Let's call it 'Switch-onite' for simplicity's sake, since it seems to switch people's locations and bodies,"

GuilJam sighed, "Considering the fact that it's broken, I don't think we'll be using the same stone to swap back!"

Meerina gasped, "Does that mean it's permanent?!"

Monkey-Jam shook his head, "Probably not! I imagine all we need would be a second stone and use its effects to reverse it,"

GuilJam threw his hairy arms up in the air, "And where are we gonna find that?! It's not like we know a multidimensional being that could do that for us! Wait..."

The trio then smirked and looked at the puppet-fied Felgar. "No! Absolutely not, I will not help one Jam, let alone TWO of them!" Screeched the duck puppet.

GuilJam then grabbed Felgar by the strings and hoisted him upwards, "Don't think you have a choice, pal! Unless you want to stay as a wooden puppet!"

Felgar stuck his wooden tongue out at the former Guilmon, "You wouldn't dare!"

Monkey-Jam smirked and scratched at his scaly chin with his claw, "Oh, we would! We can keep you like this as long as we want! After all, you were transformed by a mishap with your own magic caused by my counterpart's fire breath. Only a mix of both would be able to change you back,"

Felgar sighed and relented, "Fine, if you change me back I'll get you the stupid stone!"

The two Jams high-fived each other as Meerina giggled with glee. "Alright, let's bring him back to my lab! I have some anti-demon potions that should be able to remove Felgar's hex on himself!" Shouted Monkey-Jam.

GuilJam nodded, "Great!"

"Oh, before we go to my lab, I wanted to ask if you dealt with your own Felgar? You sure seem to know a lot about my Felgar!"

GuilJam laughed, "My Felgar is almost the same as yours, but with one key difference: Him and I are best friends! We go bowling on Tuesdays,"

"So, were you always friends?"

"Of course not, we used to be great enemies. I think in time, you and your Felgar will become pals too!"

Felgar cleared his throat, "NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NOT! Now, let's go to the lab already!"

The Jams and Meerina nodded as they grabbed the wooden puppet Felgar and made their way over to Jam's lab. They had a plan on how to swap back and the means to do so, but they had a feeling things would no go the way they planned. Things never do when demons are involved...

Description

NOT MY ART!

This is a commission I bought from less than a week ago! I'm surprised by how much effort I put into the story for this one, since the original idea was that it was just going to be a simple shitpost parody of the Spider-Verse post credits scene, with 's Felgar in the place of J. Jonah and the two Jams reciting parody versions of the two Spider-Men's lines.

It evolved into a grander narrative that I definitely want to revisit in a seguel! Also, made Felgar kind of a chump in this one lol. Sometimes, a duck just can't catch a break! Decided to pump this out while I finish comms and a longstanding collab. This was just to cut my teeth on writing longer stuff again. The fact that I was able to finish it in a couple days just like I used to was a huge confidence booster to me!

Story:

It was a cold moon-lit night, one that was shrouded in mystery and intrigue. In a nearby alleyway, a dark demon of destruction was holding an innocent hostage captive. The demon duck, Felgar, had kidnapped Jam's meerkat girlfriend Meerina! The monkey-scientist stood several feet away from Felgar, who was holding his hand in front of Meerina and preparing to snap his fingers.

The duck cackled, "With one SNAP of my fingers, I'll turn the both of you into puppets!"

Jam scratched at his head in confusion, "Couldn't you have just done that outright? Seems like kidnapping Meerina was unnecessary!"

Felgar shook his head, "Not so! You've demon-proofed your lab, so I had to get you both out in the open!"

"You could've... Just asked. Or better yet, you could've set up a trap! Kidnapping my girlfriend just so you can transform both of us just seems like overkill!"

Meerina nodded vigorously in Felgar's grasp, "I-I agree!"

Felgar furrowed his feathery brow, "Enough, both of you! Let's see you point out the flaws in my plan after I've turned you into useless blocks of wood!"

Felgar then floated into the air, Meerina firmly in his grasp, "You lose again, monkey-boy! Enjoy the next few weeks as my puppet servants!"

Jam reached for his transformation gun, only for Felgar to wiggle his finger around and turn it into a snake. Jam panicked as he threw the snake off of him, prompting Felgar to laugh, "Be thankful that's not a monkey-eating snake, chimp! You aren't going to beat me this time!"

Just as Felgar was about to snap his fingers, a voice echoed through the darkness, "PYRO SPHERE!"

Felgar raised an eyebrow, "Pyro what?" As if to answer his question, a large fireball burst forth from the shadows and decked Felgar in the back, causing him to drop Meerina and botch his finger snap. The recoil from the blast made Felgar move his fingers in the wrong direction, turning Felgar's own magic against himself!

His feathers hardened, his body turning to wood in the process. His joints were replaced with screws, while his fingers and toes turned into wooden blocks. Strings attached themselves to Felgar's joints as his bod became completely inanimate. The duck fell to the ground in a heap, now just a useless puppet!

Felgar laid motionless, the only part of that he could still move was his mouth, "Little help here!"

Jam raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Now why would I help my arch-enemy?"

Felgar growled, "Because I'm sure this is your fault!"

"How could this possibly be my fault?"

Suddenly, a voice echoed through the darkness, "The answer is obvious!"

Jam, Meerina, and Felgar looked to where the voice was coming from, only for a pair of shiny yellow eyes to stare back at them through the darkness. Meerina cowered behind Jam as he held his arms out in order to protect her. Jam puffed out his chest and tried to look tough, "Back off, pal! We don't want any trouble!"

The voice cackled, "Neither do I, but I'll do what I must if you get in my way!"

Jam pointed at Felgar with his hand-foot, "Look, if it's Felgar you want, just take him! He's a demon, he can take any punishment you dish out!"

If Felgar could move right now, he'd be giving Jam a VERY specific gesture. The duck sighed, "I hate ALL of you!"

The voice snickered, "As if I'd want a worn out old puppet duck. The real reason I've come here is for you!"

"For me?" Asked Jam.

The voice then became more jovial and silly, losing its serious edge, "Yeppers!"

The figure strode forward and revealed himself! He was a Guilmon with brown and tan scales, clad in an unbuttoned lab-coat. From his color palette to his choice in attire, he looked like a reptilian version of Jam! The Guilmon smirked, "My name is Jammuel Jammerson, but my friends call me 'GuilJam'!"

"Oh, I get it, you're me from an alternate universe!"

Meerina and Felgar looked at Monkey-Jam in utter confusion. "S-S-S-Seriously?!" Stammered the meerkat.

Felgar would've rolled his eyes if he could, "Oh my Lucifowl, there's 2 of them now..."

GuilJam clapped his claw-tipped paws together, "Oh wow, you caught onto that fast! I'm impressed!"

"Well, I do live with a Pony-Verse version of myself, so I'm used to this kind of nonsense!"

Meerina looked at Monkey-Jam with a confused expression on her face, "Y-Y-You mean Science Saddles? I thought she was your sister!"

Monkey-Jam shook his head, "Nah, she's just another alternate universe counterpart. I only call her my 'sister' to tick her off!"

"This lore is getting too much for my wooden head to handle," Said Felgar with a sigh.

Monkey-Jam smirked and walked up to his scaly counterpart, throwing his furry arms around the lizard's shoulders, "So, what brings you to our little universe, my reptilian replicant?"

GuilJam then reached into his lab-coat and pulled out a strange glistening stone, "I was actually brought here by this stone! I touched it a few days ago, and before I knew it, I was here!"

Monkey-Jam was immediately entranced by the shimmering stone, "Ooh, pretty!"

"Wait, don't touch-"

Before GuilJam could finish, Monkey-Jam touched the stone that he was holding, causing them both to get hit by a blast of energy! The blast caused GuilJam to drop the strange stone, which continued to glow intensely. Felgar and Meerina were far enough away to not get affected by the blast, but the two Jams were not so lucky! When the light cleared, the two Jams stumbled about awkwardly, dazed and confused from the light-show they had just witnessed.

They collectively gave their heads a good shake as they came back to their senses. "GuilJam" reached down and scratched his scaly butt with his clawed hand, while hunching his legs like a simian, "Well, that was weird!"

"Monkey-Jam" nodded in unison while straightening his legs and grabbing his prehensile tail, "You got it, other me! Also, why do I have a sudden craving for bananas and bugs?"

It took the two a moment to realize what happened. When they did, the two pointed at each other and shouted in unison, "Hey, you're me, other me!"

Meerina looked at Felgar, "They've swapped bodies!"

Felgar sighed and spoke in a sarcastic monotone voice, "I can't believe it, that's so astonishing..."

Unlike Felgar, the 2 Jams were much more surprised by their new bodies! Monkey-Jam looked over his new Guilmon body, taken aback by how scaly and odd it was. He had muscular reptilian legs, complete with long feet that had several sharp claws sticking out of them. He also had identical claws in place of his fingers, which he found to be far less useful than his former monkey hands.

He was now a foot taller than his previous body, much to his delight. His scaly ears looked like a pair of bat wings; his simian muzzle replaced with a long reptile snout. Brown scales covered most of his body, while the scales along his stomach were colored tan. Atop his scales were several black markings, featuring various shapes and patterns. He patted his round belly as it started to gurgle, the former simian noting his sudden and inexplicable craving for bread!

Monkey-Jam sighed, "Gosh, I'm so round and hungry! I never thought being made out of data could be so weird!"

GuilJam groaned as his new simian tail whipped him uncontrollably in the face as he tried to get a handle on it, "You think that's weird? Look at me!" GuilJam's new body was a foot shorter in height compared to his old one, along with having a big scaly tail in place of a thin prehensile one. His body was now tiny, hairy, and smelly, like a good monkey should be. His feet were now a second pair of hands and his claws had completely disappeared!

The new simian felt so small and insignificant in his new body, especially when compared to the strength of his former vessel. GuilJam then felt a strange sensation take hold of him, something that never affected his previous digital body: He was now itchy! He began to scratch himself uncontrollably, all while Monkey-Jam laughed at him. The Guilmon smirked, "Oh, you'll get used to that!"

GuilJam continued to scratch his hairy body, "Geez, I hope not! I don't know what that stone was, but it sure messed us up!"

Monkey-Jam looked down at the broken stone, "I'm not sure either! It seems be to some kind of 'switching stone'. Let's call it 'Switch-onite' for simplicity's sake, since it seems to switch people's locations and bodies,"

GuilJam sighed, "Considering the fact that it's broken, I don't think we'll be using the same stone to swap back!"

Meerina gasped, "Does that mean it's permanent?!"

Monkey-Jam shook his head, "Probably not! I imagine all we need would be a second stone and use its effects to reverse it,"

GuilJam threw his hairy arms up in the air, "And where are we gonna find that?! It's not like we know a multidimensional being that could do that for us! Wait..."

The trio then smirked and looked at the puppet-fied Felgar. "No! Absolutely not, I will not help one Jam, let alone TWO of them!" Screeched the duck puppet.

GuilJam then grabbed Felgar by the strings and hoisted him upwards, "Don't think you have a choice, pal! Unless you want to stay as a wooden puppet!"

Felgar stuck his wooden tongue out at the former Guilmon, "You wouldn't dare!"

Monkey-Jam smirked and scratched at his scaly chin with his claw, "Oh, we would! We can keep you like this as long as we want! After all, you were transformed by a mishap with your own magic caused by my counterpart's fire breath. Only a mix of both would be able to change you back,"

Felgar sighed and relented, "Fine, if you change me back I'll get you the stupid stone!"

The two Jams high-fived each other as Meerina giggled with glee. "Alright, let's bring him back to my lab! I have some anti-demon potions that should be able to remove Felgar's hex on himself!" Shouted Monkey-Jam.

GuilJam nodded, "Great!"

"Oh, before we go to my lab, I wanted to ask if you dealt with your own Felgar? You sure seem to know a lot about my Felgar!"

GuilJam laughed, "My Felgar is almost the same as yours, but with one key difference: Him and I are best friends! We go bowling on Tuesdays,"

"So, were you always friends?"

"Of course not, we used to be great enemies. I think in time, you and your Felgar will become pals too!"

Felgar cleared his throat, "NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NOT! Now, let's go to the lab already!"

The Jams and Meerina nodded as they grabbed the wooden puppet Felgar and made their way over to Jam's lab. They had a plan on how to swap back and the means to do so, but they had a feeling things would no go the way they planned. Things never do when demons are involved...