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NOT MY ART

This is a commission I bought from last year, a really great artist. This picture (and accompanying story) involve Jam swapping bodies with the busty female version of the universe, featured in this Telepurte animation:

The universe smiles at you. - YouTube

(This isn't the official post. Once Telepurte posts it to his own channel, I will switch out the links)

I loved her design, so I knew I had to swap with her. XD

If I used this character again, I'll probably have her be redesigned to be more monkey-like and have her design be more distinct from the universal babe featured in the video. Anyway, hope ya enjoy! This pic and story are meant to celebrate 7 years of Jam, and act as sort of a "character piece" that develops him a bit more. I also touch on his new backstory that I have yet to fully make into a story yet sadly. Hope ya enjoy!

Featuring an offhand mention of 's Felgar!

Story:

  Some may look at the starry sky and wonder why life is the way it is sometimes. Others may see space as just a big empty void with no life. However, nobody ever asks if that void thinks. Nobody wonders if the vast cosmic nothingness of space is a living and breathing being. The universe is certainly a cosmic mystery, one which was about to be unveiled to a certain silly simian.

    The 3 foot tall monkey was a master of science and strangeness. He loved swapping bodies with creatures and animals from all across the galaxy. However, deep in his heart he knew that he would never be able to swap with everything. The universe itself was too vast, meaning that he’d never be able to switch bodies with everyone and everything in his lifetime.

    He would never be able to fulfil the desires of his creators, which were extremely advanced AI-run computers. The machines operated of their own volition and created Jam, granting him both life and a desire to do mad-science. These machines implanted vast swathes of knowledge into the young monkey’s brain and began training him to be a scientific genius.

    Upon his creation, Jam made it his goal to become everything at some point. However, he found it impossible due to his own mortality! This is why Jam was spending tonight staring out at the stars, lamenting how he’ll never have the chance to be everyone.

    “I wish I could swap with everyone…” Jam said as he gazed out at the stars. As soon as he said this, he noticed the stars starting to shine brighter than before! The stars shone so brightly that they blinded Jam. When he opened his eyes next, he found himself in a strange white void.

    “W-Where am I?” Asked Jam. “You are in the void, my friend!” Exclaimed an echo-y voice. Jam turned and saw a strange being standing before him! It appeared to be a rather busty and well-endowed female humanoid! She had large breasts and wide hips, along with skin that appeared to be made out of the very void of space itself.

    She lacked a nose, ears, or even a mouth. Her eyes were as white as the milky way, while lacking any pupils or defining features. Stars and planets dotted her “skin”, which appeared to be made out of the very cosmos itself. “Hey, Jammy!” Exclaimed the strange being in a surprisingly calm tone-of-voice.

    “Um… Hi, I guess. Sorry, are you god?” Asked Jam as he looked up at the cosmic being. “Of course not, silly! I’m just the physical embodiment of the universe, or “Ms. Universe” for short! You can also call me “mom”, if you want!”

    “Wait, how are you my “mom”? You’re the universe!” Exclaimed Jam. “You see, when a universe and a god love each other very much, they… Well, you get the idea!” Said the universe with a snicker. “I do indeed! So, mind telling me why I’m here?”

    “It’s simple: I got tired of being a cosmic being all the time, so I felt I deserved a little break. As such, I’ve decided I’d let you wear my body for once and fulfil your wish of wanting to “swap with everything”.” Stated Ms. Universe. “Me as the universe? Are you sure you want to give me all that power?”

    Ms. Universe chuckled, “Well, your powers will be severely limited. Can’t risk having my monkey-son undo all my hard work. Still, you’ll be able to FEEL the universe around you. It’ll be almost like swapping bodies with everyone in a sense.” Jam sighed, “Fine, it’s better than nothing! So, how do we swap?”

    “Like this!” Shouted Ms. Universe as she reached down and grabbed Jam by he tail. She hoisted Jam upwards until he was eye-level with her chest. “Woah, I like this view!” Shouted Jam as he eagerly stared at Ms. Universe’s celestial titties. “You’ll like this even more!” Shouted the universe as she shoved Jam into her chest. Jam was pushed into the breasts of Ms. Universe and found himself transported into space!

    He could still breath, but he found himself toppling haplessly through the darkness of the void. “HELP MEEEEE!” Shouted Jam as he fell through the vastness of space. Stars and planets zipped by him as he toppled through the unending cosmos. Jam looked down to see where he was falling and found that he was tumbling towards a black hole!

    As he fell towards the giant mass of dark energy, he noticed something coming out of the black hole. It appeared to be the arm of Ms. Universe, with her index finger stretched out. Instinctively, Jam stretched out his index finger as well. Once he reached the black hole, his finger touched Ms. Universe’s finger, in a pose mimicking the famous “Creation of Adam” painting from the Sistine Chapel.

    Once their fingers touched, Jam was blinded by a tremendous light. Once the light faded, he found himself back in the white void. He quickly found that he could feel and hear EVERYTHING. The entire universe was both laid out before him AND a part of him. Every drop of water, every ray of sun, every person living or gone, he could feel ALL of it.

    He looked down at his body and quickly found that it had changed completely! He was now wearing Ms. Universe’s body, which was dark blue with various stars and planets circling within it. His (or rather “her”) body itself was rather curvaceous and feminine. She had massive tits, wide hips, and well-rounded shoulders. Her butt was massive, which befit a cosmic MILF of her calibre.

    Both her eyes and eyebrows were pure white, while her mouth, nose, and ears were completely absent. She was also bald, something that was new to her. “This is weird!” Shouted Jam in a combination of echo-y voices that weren’t hers. It was as if she spoke with everyone’s voices at once, like a choir comprised of every known being in the universe.

    With so many sensations and feelings flooding her at once, Jam was left confused by her new state of being. She scratched at her head with her right hand, while resting her left hand on her hip. “This is great!” Shouted a voice from down below. She looked down and saw her former monkey body standing before her, clapping his hands together and smiling eagerly.

    Staring at her former body, Jam found that she could feel it as well! Despite not being in that body currently, it still felt as though it was an extension of her being. “I’ve never felt so… All-encompassing before.” Stated Jam. “Yes, it’s a pretty overwhelming feeling at first. Though honestly, I find your tinier body to be far more overwhelming…” Stated Ms. Universe as he grabbed his flailed prehensile tail awkwardly. “I have no idea how I’m supposed to move this around!”

    “Just concentrate!” Shouted Jam. Ms. Universe did as Jam instructed and focused, which quickly gave him the ability to move around his tail as if it was another limb. “Ooh, this is fascinating!” Exclaimed the newfound simian. “Your body is even more fascinating then mine! The tits are nice too.” Jam as said as she reached her hands over to her phenomenal cosmic titties and grabbed hold of them. As she did, she found that she was feeling not up not just her own breasts, but the breasts of every female in the universe!

    She could feel the breasts of every lady on her body, resulting in a universal grope. “Ah yeah, this is the best grope!” Shouted Jam as she enjoyed her cosmic grope. “Uh… Best to be careful with that! Every woman in the universe can feel that grope.”

    “Wait, even my girlfriend?!” Shouted Jam. “Yes, even Meerina.” Replied Ms. Universe. Jam gasped and pulled her hands away, “Wouldn’t want that! If I’m going to grope my girlfriend, it’ll be with her permission!” Ms. Universe nodded in response, “That’s for the best!”

    “Say, speaking of breasts, why are you so stacked? I mean, the physical embodiment of the universe can choose to appear as whatever they want. Why are you a hot babe?” Asked Jam. “While, I am the MILF of all existence, makes sense to have a MILF bod! Plus, I just like having big titties and hips.”

    “Wow, you think just like me! Maybe you are my mother…” Said Jam with her arms crossed. “Oh, I am! I may not have birthed you directly, but I’ve watched a lot of the events in your life very closely. I’ve seen every transformation and body-swap you’ve undergone, I’ve even guided you without you knowing.”

    “How so?”

    “Well, I’m the one who who fed the idea into your mind to to go to that library that fateful day. There you met Meerina and it was love at first sight! I also allowed Felgar to enter inside my cosmic being and become your arch-rival. I guided you through a few other events as well, just when I wanted to mix things up.”

    “You did all that? Why?”

    “Because, you’re one of the most fun beings in my cosmic greatness. I know a universe isn’t supposed to play favorites, but I enjoy watching your antics. I didn’t create you and I didn’t create all the events in your life, but I love watching them unfold. I watch you from afar like a caring mother and that’s why I refer to myself as such.”

    “Wow! Thanks, “mom”! You are the best!” Shouted Jam as she reached down and eatted the messy hair of the monkey. “You’re welcome, son!” Exclaimed the happy monkey, who made chattering noises as he was petted. After petting the monkey, Jam pulled her hand away. She then took her cosmic hands and used them to pinch the cheeks on the monkey’s face.

    “Hey, stop that!” Exclaimed Ms. Universe as Jam pinched his cheeks. “But you’re so tiny and cute like this! And how often does somebody get to say “I pinched the universe’s cheeks”?” Jam asked as she continued to pinch and smush the cheeks of his former body.

    Ms. Universe grumbled as Jam continued to pinch him, “So this is what it’s like to be a simple simian?” Jam nodded and pulled her hands away from the monkey’s cheeks, “You know it!” Jam then pinched the monkey’s big pink nose while chuckling to herself. “It’s such a different experience going from cosmic being to diminutive monkey!”

    “Oh, you don’t know the half of it!” Shouted Jam as she grabbed the sides of Ms. Universe’s head. She then tugged on it and pulled the monkey’s head clean off, leaving his neck as a featureless stump in the process. The monkey’s severed head was very much alive, though no longer in control of its own body. Without Ms. Universe’s head controlling it, the body stumbled around helplessly through the void.

    “Darn, I forgot your head was detachable.” Grumbled the former cosmic body. Jam snickered as she took the severed monkey head and placed it on her index finger, spinning it around like a basketball in the process. “Of course! You know I can’t keep my own head on my shoulders for more than 5 minutes, so it’s only natural that it’s detachable!” Jam shouted as she continued to spin the monkey’s head on her finger.

    “Hey, stop messing with mommy!” Screamed the spinning monkey head. “Or what?” Jam said while cackling like a mad woman. “Or this will happen!” The monkey-head shouted as she closed her eyes. A blinding light then filled the void once more, making it impossible to see anything.

    Once the light cleared, Jam found herself back in her lab. She couldn’t feel anything below her head though, despite the fact that she seemed to be in mid-air. Jam found herself looking into the eyes of Ms. Universe, only to come to a sudden realization: He was back in his original body! Well, he was back in PART of said body at least! Jam was now just a head being held up by Ms. Universe, who was back in her original body as well.

    “Hey, where’s the rest of me?!” Shouted Jam. “It’s back in the void! I’ll hold onto your body for a couple of days as punishment. You mess with mommy, you get your body taken away!” Exclaimed Ms. Universe as she put Jam’s severed head on a shelf.

    “MOOOOOOOOOOOM, I need that body for science and misadventures!” Shouted Jam. “Don’t “MOOOOOOM” me, this your punishment! Now be a good monkey-head and sit on this shelf until I give you your body back.” Stated Ms. Universe as she tugged on Jam’s ear. “Ouch! Yes, mom! I’ll be good!”

    “That’s better! Now, anything you’d like to say before I leave?” Asked the motherly cosmic body. “Yes! I just wanted to thank you for letting me wear your body and letting me experience the whole universe at once. I may never swap bodies with everyone and everything, but at least I got to feel everything in the universe at once. I’ll never forget that sensation for as long as I keep swapping!” Shouted Jam.

    “Thanks! I’m glad you appreciated it! Anything else before I go?” Asked Ms. Universe. “Yeah, my nose is pretty itchy and I don’t have hands to scratch it with it. Think you could scratch my itch?” Ms. Universe nodded in response with a giggle, “Sure! Anything for my monkey-son!” Ms. Universe then reached over and scratched Jam’s pink nose, causing the monkey to chatter happily.

    “Thanks, mom!” Exclaimed the happy monkey. “No problem, son! I gotta get back to work being the universe though, so I’ll talk to you later! I’ll be sure to give you your body back in a couple days.” Stated Ms. Universe as she snapped her fingers and disappeared from sight, laving the disembodied monkey-head sitting alone atop his shelf.

    He sighed and looked out at his lab, annoyed by the fact that he couldn’t work on experiments for the next couple days! “So, this is what being a shelf ornament feels like? This sucks!” Exclaimed Jam as he waited impatiently for Ms. Universe to return with his body.

    Ms. Universe stayed true to her word and gave Jam his body back after a couple of days. She also told him that she’d drop in to visit him from time to time and even join in his adventures, which surprised him. Who knew the physical embodiment of the universe would want to hang out with him so much?

    After this adventure, Jam learned that even if he could never swap bodies with everyone and everything, at least he experienced what it was like to be everyone and everything at once. To him, that was a far greater experience. To him, that was far more valuable!

    THE END

Description

NOT MY ART

This is a commission I bought from last year, a really great artist. This picture (and accompanying story) involve Jam swapping bodies with the busty female version of the universe, featured in this Telepurte animation:

The universe smiles at you. - YouTube

(This isn't the official post. Once Telepurte posts it to his own channel, I will switch out the links)

I loved her design, so I knew I had to swap with her. XD

If I used this character again, I'll probably have her be redesigned to be more monkey-like and have her design be more distinct from the universal babe featured in the video. Anyway, hope ya enjoy! This pic and story are meant to celebrate 7 years of Jam, and act as sort of a "character piece" that develops him a bit more. I also touch on his new backstory that I have yet to fully make into a story yet sadly. Hope ya enjoy!

Featuring an offhand mention of 's Felgar!

Story:

  Some may look at the starry sky and wonder why life is the way it is sometimes. Others may see space as just a big empty void with no life. However, nobody ever asks if that void thinks. Nobody wonders if the vast cosmic nothingness of space is a living and breathing being. The universe is certainly a cosmic mystery, one which was about to be unveiled to a certain silly simian.

    The 3 foot tall monkey was a master of science and strangeness. He loved swapping bodies with creatures and animals from all across the galaxy. However, deep in his heart he knew that he would never be able to swap with everything. The universe itself was too vast, meaning that he’d never be able to switch bodies with everyone and everything in his lifetime.

    He would never be able to fulfil the desires of his creators, which were extremely advanced AI-run computers. The machines operated of their own volition and created Jam, granting him both life and a desire to do mad-science. These machines implanted vast swathes of knowledge into the young monkey’s brain and began training him to be a scientific genius.

    Upon his creation, Jam made it his goal to become everything at some point. However, he found it impossible due to his own mortality! This is why Jam was spending tonight staring out at the stars, lamenting how he’ll never have the chance to be everyone.

    “I wish I could swap with everyone…” Jam said as he gazed out at the stars. As soon as he said this, he noticed the stars starting to shine brighter than before! The stars shone so brightly that they blinded Jam. When he opened his eyes next, he found himself in a strange white void.

    “W-Where am I?” Asked Jam. “You are in the void, my friend!” Exclaimed an echo-y voice. Jam turned and saw a strange being standing before him! It appeared to be a rather busty and well-endowed female humanoid! She had large breasts and wide hips, along with skin that appeared to be made out of the very void of space itself.

    She lacked a nose, ears, or even a mouth. Her eyes were as white as the milky way, while lacking any pupils or defining features. Stars and planets dotted her “skin”, which appeared to be made out of the very cosmos itself. “Hey, Jammy!” Exclaimed the strange being in a surprisingly calm tone-of-voice.

    “Um… Hi, I guess. Sorry, are you god?” Asked Jam as he looked up at the cosmic being. “Of course not, silly! I’m just the physical embodiment of the universe, or “Ms. Universe” for short! You can also call me “mom”, if you want!”

    “Wait, how are you my “mom”? You’re the universe!” Exclaimed Jam. “You see, when a universe and a god love each other very much, they… Well, you get the idea!” Said the universe with a snicker. “I do indeed! So, mind telling me why I’m here?”

    “It’s simple: I got tired of being a cosmic being all the time, so I felt I deserved a little break. As such, I’ve decided I’d let you wear my body for once and fulfil your wish of wanting to “swap with everything”.” Stated Ms. Universe. “Me as the universe? Are you sure you want to give me all that power?”

    Ms. Universe chuckled, “Well, your powers will be severely limited. Can’t risk having my monkey-son undo all my hard work. Still, you’ll be able to FEEL the universe around you. It’ll be almost like swapping bodies with everyone in a sense.” Jam sighed, “Fine, it’s better than nothing! So, how do we swap?”

    “Like this!” Shouted Ms. Universe as she reached down and grabbed Jam by he tail. She hoisted Jam upwards until he was eye-level with her chest. “Woah, I like this view!” Shouted Jam as he eagerly stared at Ms. Universe’s celestial titties. “You’ll like this even more!” Shouted the universe as she shoved Jam into her chest. Jam was pushed into the breasts of Ms. Universe and found himself transported into space!

    He could still breath, but he found himself toppling haplessly through the darkness of the void. “HELP MEEEEE!” Shouted Jam as he fell through the vastness of space. Stars and planets zipped by him as he toppled through the unending cosmos. Jam looked down to see where he was falling and found that he was tumbling towards a black hole!

    As he fell towards the giant mass of dark energy, he noticed something coming out of the black hole. It appeared to be the arm of Ms. Universe, with her index finger stretched out. Instinctively, Jam stretched out his index finger as well. Once he reached the black hole, his finger touched Ms. Universe’s finger, in a pose mimicking the famous “Creation of Adam” painting from the Sistine Chapel.

    Once their fingers touched, Jam was blinded by a tremendous light. Once the light faded, he found himself back in the white void. He quickly found that he could feel and hear EVERYTHING. The entire universe was both laid out before him AND a part of him. Every drop of water, every ray of sun, every person living or gone, he could feel ALL of it.

    He looked down at his body and quickly found that it had changed completely! He was now wearing Ms. Universe’s body, which was dark blue with various stars and planets circling within it. His (or rather “her”) body itself was rather curvaceous and feminine. She had massive tits, wide hips, and well-rounded shoulders. Her butt was massive, which befit a cosmic MILF of her calibre.

    Both her eyes and eyebrows were pure white, while her mouth, nose, and ears were completely absent. She was also bald, something that was new to her. “This is weird!” Shouted Jam in a combination of echo-y voices that weren’t hers. It was as if she spoke with everyone’s voices at once, like a choir comprised of every known being in the universe.

    With so many sensations and feelings flooding her at once, Jam was left confused by her new state of being. She scratched at her head with her right hand, while resting her left hand on her hip. “This is great!” Shouted a voice from down below. She looked down and saw her former monkey body standing before her, clapping his hands together and smiling eagerly.

    Staring at her former body, Jam found that she could feel it as well! Despite not being in that body currently, it still felt as though it was an extension of her being. “I’ve never felt so… All-encompassing before.” Stated Jam. “Yes, it’s a pretty overwhelming feeling at first. Though honestly, I find your tinier body to be far more overwhelming…” Stated Ms. Universe as he grabbed his flailed prehensile tail awkwardly. “I have no idea how I’m supposed to move this around!”

    “Just concentrate!” Shouted Jam. Ms. Universe did as Jam instructed and focused, which quickly gave him the ability to move around his tail as if it was another limb. “Ooh, this is fascinating!” Exclaimed the newfound simian. “Your body is even more fascinating then mine! The tits are nice too.” Jam as said as she reached her hands over to her phenomenal cosmic titties and grabbed hold of them. As she did, she found that she was feeling not up not just her own breasts, but the breasts of every female in the universe!

    She could feel the breasts of every lady on her body, resulting in a universal grope. “Ah yeah, this is the best grope!” Shouted Jam as she enjoyed her cosmic grope. “Uh… Best to be careful with that! Every woman in the universe can feel that grope.”

    “Wait, even my girlfriend?!” Shouted Jam. “Yes, even Meerina.” Replied Ms. Universe. Jam gasped and pulled her hands away, “Wouldn’t want that! If I’m going to grope my girlfriend, it’ll be with her permission!” Ms. Universe nodded in response, “That’s for the best!”

    “Say, speaking of breasts, why are you so stacked? I mean, the physical embodiment of the universe can choose to appear as whatever they want. Why are you a hot babe?” Asked Jam. “While, I am the MILF of all existence, makes sense to have a MILF bod! Plus, I just like having big titties and hips.”

    “Wow, you think just like me! Maybe you are my mother…” Said Jam with her arms crossed. “Oh, I am! I may not have birthed you directly, but I’ve watched a lot of the events in your life very closely. I’ve seen every transformation and body-swap you’ve undergone, I’ve even guided you without you knowing.”

    “How so?”

    “Well, I’m the one who who fed the idea into your mind to to go to that library that fateful day. There you met Meerina and it was love at first sight! I also allowed Felgar to enter inside my cosmic being and become your arch-rival. I guided you through a few other events as well, just when I wanted to mix things up.”

    “You did all that? Why?”

    “Because, you’re one of the most fun beings in my cosmic greatness. I know a universe isn’t supposed to play favorites, but I enjoy watching your antics. I didn’t create you and I didn’t create all the events in your life, but I love watching them unfold. I watch you from afar like a caring mother and that’s why I refer to myself as such.”

    “Wow! Thanks, “mom”! You are the best!” Shouted Jam as she reached down and eatted the messy hair of the monkey. “You’re welcome, son!” Exclaimed the happy monkey, who made chattering noises as he was petted. After petting the monkey, Jam pulled her hand away. She then took her cosmic hands and used them to pinch the cheeks on the monkey’s face.

    “Hey, stop that!” Exclaimed Ms. Universe as Jam pinched his cheeks. “But you’re so tiny and cute like this! And how often does somebody get to say “I pinched the universe’s cheeks”?” Jam asked as she continued to pinch and smush the cheeks of his former body.

    Ms. Universe grumbled as Jam continued to pinch him, “So this is what it’s like to be a simple simian?” Jam nodded and pulled her hands away from the monkey’s cheeks, “You know it!” Jam then pinched the monkey’s big pink nose while chuckling to herself. “It’s such a different experience going from cosmic being to diminutive monkey!”

    “Oh, you don’t know the half of it!” Shouted Jam as she grabbed the sides of Ms. Universe’s head. She then tugged on it and pulled the monkey’s head clean off, leaving his neck as a featureless stump in the process. The monkey’s severed head was very much alive, though no longer in control of its own body. Without Ms. Universe’s head controlling it, the body stumbled around helplessly through the void.

    “Darn, I forgot your head was detachable.” Grumbled the former cosmic body. Jam snickered as she took the severed monkey head and placed it on her index finger, spinning it around like a basketball in the process. “Of course! You know I can’t keep my own head on my shoulders for more than 5 minutes, so it’s only natural that it’s detachable!” Jam shouted as she continued to spin the monkey’s head on her finger.

    “Hey, stop messing with mommy!” Screamed the spinning monkey head. “Or what?” Jam said while cackling like a mad woman. “Or this will happen!” The monkey-head shouted as she closed her eyes. A blinding light then filled the void once more, making it impossible to see anything.

    Once the light cleared, Jam found herself back in her lab. She couldn’t feel anything below her head though, despite the fact that she seemed to be in mid-air. Jam found herself looking into the eyes of Ms. Universe, only to come to a sudden realization: He was back in his original body! Well, he was back in PART of said body at least! Jam was now just a head being held up by Ms. Universe, who was back in her original body as well.

    “Hey, where’s the rest of me?!” Shouted Jam. “It’s back in the void! I’ll hold onto your body for a couple of days as punishment. You mess with mommy, you get your body taken away!” Exclaimed Ms. Universe as she put Jam’s severed head on a shelf.

    “MOOOOOOOOOOOM, I need that body for science and misadventures!” Shouted Jam. “Don’t “MOOOOOOM” me, this your punishment! Now be a good monkey-head and sit on this shelf until I give you your body back.” Stated Ms. Universe as she tugged on Jam’s ear. “Ouch! Yes, mom! I’ll be good!”

    “That’s better! Now, anything you’d like to say before I leave?” Asked the motherly cosmic body. “Yes! I just wanted to thank you for letting me wear your body and letting me experience the whole universe at once. I may never swap bodies with everyone and everything, but at least I got to feel everything in the universe at once. I’ll never forget that sensation for as long as I keep swapping!” Shouted Jam.

    “Thanks! I’m glad you appreciated it! Anything else before I go?” Asked Ms. Universe. “Yeah, my nose is pretty itchy and I don’t have hands to scratch it with it. Think you could scratch my itch?” Ms. Universe nodded in response with a giggle, “Sure! Anything for my monkey-son!” Ms. Universe then reached over and scratched Jam’s pink nose, causing the monkey to chatter happily.

    “Thanks, mom!” Exclaimed the happy monkey. “No problem, son! I gotta get back to work being the universe though, so I’ll talk to you later! I’ll be sure to give you your body back in a couple days.” Stated Ms. Universe as she snapped her fingers and disappeared from sight, laving the disembodied monkey-head sitting alone atop his shelf.

    He sighed and looked out at his lab, annoyed by the fact that he couldn’t work on experiments for the next couple days! “So, this is what being a shelf ornament feels like? This sucks!” Exclaimed Jam as he waited impatiently for Ms. Universe to return with his body.

    Ms. Universe stayed true to her word and gave Jam his body back after a couple of days. She also told him that she’d drop in to visit him from time to time and even join in his adventures, which surprised him. Who knew the physical embodiment of the universe would want to hang out with him so much?

    After this adventure, Jam learned that even if he could never swap bodies with everyone and everything, at least he experienced what it was like to be everyone and everything at once. To him, that was a far greater experience. To him, that was far more valuable!

    THE END