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Yep, it's mime time! Featuring Jam and 's Victoria! With art by and accompanying story by me, the handsomest body-swap writer around!

I mean, I'm kinda handsome. Moderately...

Anyways, here's the story:

It was just another seemingly normal day at the circus, one where an anthropomorphic blue panda was enjoying the festivities. This blue panda was Victoria, who was currently clad in her casual attire. Her black boots kicked up rocks as she walked by, all while holding a potentially powerful pamphlet in her pretty panda paws. The pamphlet was called "Miming 101" and it detailed the intracacies and complexities of miming.

It was a bit too much for Victoria to handle, since it described things like "monochromatic transmogrification" and "invisibility articulation". The pamphlet said to ask any nearby circus monkeys if she wasn't sure about the details. She looked around for any monkeys and spotted one wearing what appeared to be a white lab-coat! The monkey also had a pink nose, a trait uncommon to his kind. Regardless, she decided it was best to talk to him!

She ran up to the monkey and smiled, "Hey, Mr. Circus Monkey! I had a few questions for you,"

The monkey rolled his eyes, "I don't work here, lady!"

Victoria gasped, "Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't trying to stereotype you, honest!"

The simian snickered, "It's fine, I stereotype other animals all the time! It's probably why I'm not allowed on Twitter anymore,"

Victoria shrugged her shoulders, "Fair enough! I guess I'll have to decipher this pamphlet on my own then! Wanna come along?"

"Sure, I've got nothing better to do!"

"I'm Victoria, by the way!"

"I'm Jam, monkey-scientist extraordinaire!"

"Oh, you're that pervy monkey-man that's always swapping bodies with every hot babe in existence!"

"That would be an accurate description of the past 300 stories, yes,"

The two continued to talk as they walked along, Victoria still clutching the pamphlet in her paws, "Wow, this pamphlet that goat gave me is surprisingly interesting!"

Jam sighed as he walked on his knuckles, "Personally, that looks pretty boring..."

Little did Jam know, his words would soon cause a strange change to take place. The pamphlet was cursed and it began to glow faintly. The pair were about to learn the intricacies of miming, in ways they never expected!

Description
Yep, it's mime time! Featuring Jam and 's Victoria! With art by and accompanying story by me, the handsomest body-swap writer around!

I mean, I'm kinda handsome. Moderately...

Anyways, here's the story:

It was just another seemingly normal day at the circus, one where an anthropomorphic blue panda was enjoying the festivities. This blue panda was Victoria, who was currently clad in her casual attire. Her black boots kicked up rocks as she walked by, all while holding a potentially powerful pamphlet in her pretty panda paws. The pamphlet was called "Miming 101" and it detailed the intracacies and complexities of miming.

It was a bit too much for Victoria to handle, since it described things like "monochromatic transmogrification" and "invisibility articulation". The pamphlet said to ask any nearby circus monkeys if she wasn't sure about the details. She looked around for any monkeys and spotted one wearing what appeared to be a white lab-coat! The monkey also had a pink nose, a trait uncommon to his kind. Regardless, she decided it was best to talk to him!

She ran up to the monkey and smiled, "Hey, Mr. Circus Monkey! I had a few questions for you,"

The monkey rolled his eyes, "I don't work here, lady!"

Victoria gasped, "Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't trying to stereotype you, honest!"

The simian snickered, "It's fine, I stereotype other animals all the time! It's probably why I'm not allowed on Twitter anymore,"

Victoria shrugged her shoulders, "Fair enough! I guess I'll have to decipher this pamphlet on my own then! Wanna come along?"

"Sure, I've got nothing better to do!"

"I'm Victoria, by the way!"

"I'm Jam, monkey-scientist extraordinaire!"

"Oh, you're that pervy monkey-man that's always swapping bodies with every hot babe in existence!"

"That would be an accurate description of the past 300 stories, yes,"

The two continued to talk as they walked along, Victoria still clutching the pamphlet in her paws, "Wow, this pamphlet that goat gave me is surprisingly interesting!"

Jam sighed as he walked on his knuckles, "Personally, that looks pretty boring..."

Little did Jam know, his words would soon cause a strange change to take place. The pamphlet was cursed and it began to glow faintly. The pair were about to learn the intricacies of miming, in ways they never expected!