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Mel:
*she laughs* I can tell you obviously got a kick out of being a balloon. I can also tell you definitely look like the type that would like to be given the Michael Bay treatment i.e inflate and blow up. Do you want me to show how it works? It works like this...this is the first step, watch and learn. *she pulls the RPer over and transfers heavy amounts of energy and aura into them* And this is the second step...*she gives the RPer a boost and begins blowing kisses, her kisses start to make them swell up*

RPer:
Uhhhh...this isn't exactly what I..

Mel:
Don't be silly, this is EXACTLY what you wanted. Now here comes my favorite part. *watches as the RPers hands bloat up as does his stomach, making his belt snap off as his body inflates*

RPer:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *he screams as he inflates*

Mel:
Everybody say it with me now...I don't think he's gonna stop!

RPer:
*he screams and squirms as his feet outgrow his shoes and burst right through them, he's bloating even more and he screams in agony as this is happening*

Mel:
Ooooh...ooh...this is getting good.

RPer:
Aaaaaaaargh! *he yells several more times as his head and face inflate, air comes out of his ears and nose as his eyes widen and he looks like a Garbage Pail Kid*

Mel:
Oooh, that's my favorite part. Look at him ladies and gentlemen, he looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.

RPer:
*he screams a few more times*

Mel:
And now for the Michael Bay treatment to kick in.

RPer:
*he stops screaming as he explodes, leaving piles of greenish goop splattered all over the place*

Mel:
*singing* Pop Goes The Human! *she laughs before the onlookers look over at her* And that takes care of him. You know, this guy always did seem to have an 'overinflated' ego! *she looks over at the goop* Hey, did anyone order the salad?

Description
Mel:
*she laughs* I can tell you obviously got a kick out of being a balloon. I can also tell you definitely look like the type that would like to be given the Michael Bay treatment i.e inflate and blow up. Do you want me to show how it works? It works like this...this is the first step, watch and learn. *she pulls the RPer over and transfers heavy amounts of energy and aura into them* And this is the second step...*she gives the RPer a boost and begins blowing kisses, her kisses start to make them swell up*

RPer:
Uhhhh...this isn't exactly what I..

Mel:
Don't be silly, this is EXACTLY what you wanted. Now here comes my favorite part. *watches as the RPers hands bloat up as does his stomach, making his belt snap off as his body inflates*

RPer:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *he screams as he inflates*

Mel:
Everybody say it with me now...I don't think he's gonna stop!

RPer:
*he screams and squirms as his feet outgrow his shoes and burst right through them, he's bloating even more and he screams in agony as this is happening*

Mel:
Ooooh...ooh...this is getting good.

RPer:
Aaaaaaaargh! *he yells several more times as his head and face inflate, air comes out of his ears and nose as his eyes widen and he looks like a Garbage Pail Kid*

Mel:
Oooh, that's my favorite part. Look at him ladies and gentlemen, he looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.

RPer:
*he screams a few more times*

Mel:
And now for the Michael Bay treatment to kick in.

RPer:
*he stops screaming as he explodes, leaving piles of greenish goop splattered all over the place*

Mel:
*singing* Pop Goes The Human! *she laughs before the onlookers look over at her* And that takes care of him. You know, this guy always did seem to have an 'overinflated' ego! *she looks over at the goop* Hey, did anyone order the salad?