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- Santanico Pandemonium. My absolute favorite vampire movie is From Dusk Till Dawn, I think the best part is that you don't think it's going to be a horror movie when it starts out because it starts off as a crime caper in the style of a Tarantino movie and it's a fitting comparison cause Tarantino is in it and he wrote it, but once the Gecko Brothers cross the Mexican border it becomes a whole different movie kicked off by the one and only Salma Hayek showing off her seductive moves for all to see with a snake on her shoulder (Salma actually did have a fear of snakes so she had to be hypnotized to help get over her fear), and heellloooooo Santanico. The sexiest vampire queen you will ever see, up until she turns all scaly but hey i'm not judging, she's still lovely. 'Welcome to slavery', indeed...i'm going to go and pratice my groveling right now.
- Beatrice Horseman. She's an elderly horse-woman I know and she was a terrible mom to Bojack but she has
- Dianne Lightfoot (Nothing But Trouble). Is there any woman more delightful to the eyes than Demi Moore?
- Eldonna (Nothing But Trouble). Who would have thought if you put John Candy in a drag he'd make a convincing woman? He actually puts it off even though the character doesn't talk in the whole movie.
- Lisa (Weird Science)
- Rayne (Bloodrayne). This character really deserves a remastered version of her game, as well as a better movie adaptation to be honest, I mean the highlight of Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne is how goofy the acting is and how strange it is to see Billy Zane with hair, I mean Billy Zane is almost always bald except in Titanic of course and a few other movies and also Meat Loaf of course, of course Meat Loaf already did make a music video with a vampire theme in it i.e the 'If You Really Want To' video, I wouldn't say I'd Do Anything For Love is a vampire video since he's more of a Beast-Man in that one. Bloodrayne is underappreciated.
- Charlene Davdison. A female character in a male centric animated show who isn't just a damsel? That's right, Charlene isn't a bimbo, a damsel or a ditz...she's actually really tough and can hold her own, heck there's an episode in the original series where she actually helps the biker mice take down a villain sent by Lawrence Limburger.
- Minerva Mink.
- Demona.
- Unknown (Tekken Tag Tournament/Tekken Tag Tournament 2). I'm glad they brought her back in the sexy but I liked it when she had the ability to mimic other fighters and when she had that ghostly werewolf spirit with her, she was cool like that. And since I always had a team in VS mode in the original that had 'supernatural' fighters like Ogre, Devil/Angel, and True Ogre as well as my main staple Paul Phoenix, she was always the top of that team roster.
- Tiffany Valentine.
- Jenny (Bloody Roar). She's a spy and fashion model who is also a werebat. And one of her moves is basically akin to a vampire biting a victim on the neck.
- Jara (Beetleborgs/Beetleborgs Metalix)
- Scorpina.
- Toxica.
- Horribelle.
- Miss Piggy. Unconventional choice I know, but she can hold her own. And is an example of a heavyset character who isn't stereotyped to be a villain or comic relief character, yeah she can be extremely funny and sassy but she is her own woman and doesn't let others boss her around.
- Nefaria. Saban villainesses man, unlike with Jara where you can't tell if she actually does have a face (Jara's mask actually does seem to be her face only she cannot talk or move her mouth), you actually CAN see Nefaria's face and she is strikingly lovely unlike her Kamen Rider counterpart who resembles a drag queen.
- Ursula.
- Lee (Critters 2).
- Trash (Return of the Living Dead). I know she's a zombie but i'd have to be crazy to say no to Linnea Quigley.
- Julie Walker (Return of the Living Dead III)
- Amy Peterson (Fright Night). My first female vampire.
- Elvira. I can't imagine anyone who hates her. She's an icon, Cassandra Peterson (a member of the comedy trope The Groundlings with a number of other famous players including SNL alumni Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz as well as two people who worked with Tim Burton i.e Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix. Now that's something I wish that could have happened, Elvira meeting Betelgeuse and the Maitlands, I mean Cassandra Peterson and Glenn Shadix are both LBGT celebrities because Cassandra is bisexual and Glenn was gay. And also considering Glenn Shadix did get to star with Karen Black, who he based the Mayor of Halloweentown on, yeah he based the Mayor's scared voice on the airline hostess character Karen played in a movie called Airport 75, I wish he could have starred with Cassandra in something. But hey Cassandra was the biker in Pee Wee's Big Adventure), created an iconic gothic beauty with this character who is one of the most crushed on characters in fiction. Elvira's mix of gothic beauty and bubbly snarky pseudo-valley-girl is a perfect mix and she is hillarious.
- Mona Lisa Vito. I think I will always have a thing for Marisa Tomei. Remember the Seinfeld episode where Constanza says he is dating her and he dreams about kissing her? Yep, they actually got Marisa herself for the episode and I think Marisa's performance in Oscar (as Sly Stallone's daughter) and in My Cousin Vinny as Mona Lisa are two of my favorites. And also thought Marisa and Robert Downey Jr were perfect in 'Chaplin' (one of the best biopics i've ever seen actually).
- Julie Bruin. This character originally started as a parody of Julie Bruin but then they got Julie herself to be the voice of the character and she essentially became Julie Brown's animated persona in anthro bear form (I wish Ellinor from Brave would have turned into her instead of a non-morphic bear), and well Julie herself in her valley-girl persona is very much a redhead version of Janice from the Muppets if Janice had red hair.
- Morticia Addams. Which one? 1991 and 1993...oh yeah, Anjelica Huston is the perfect Morticia, she is essentially the female Chris Walken due to her haunting visage and equally as bewitching presence, and the fact she played an actual witch in an adaptation of The Witches, yes I can see why she was chosen to play this role. She has that gothic visage and those haunting eyes down.
- Lady Dimitrescu. Vampires have always had sex appeal written all over them, in an interview with John Landis the late Christopher Lee said that there is sort of a bisexual aura about his version of Dracula because women and men are both attracted to him, and I have to agree..vampires attract both sexes and the character type of the 'sexy' vampiress has been around for a rather long time as it is a given trope of any vampire story, Marvel has Vampirella, the 80's gave us Grace Jones in Vamp, Amy Peterson from Fright Night, Star from The Lost Boys, Miriam Blaylock, and the Countess from Once Bitten, American Horror Story: Hotel has Lady Gaga's Countess character (I still stand by my opinion that Hotel, Freakshow, and Coven are my main three favorite AHS seasons and not just because Kathy Bates is in all three of them, yes Kathy is in Apocalpyse and Ronaoke but let's face it, but Hotel is one of my favorite seasons of that show), the 90s has Lillith and Santanico Pandemonium, and 2021 brought us Lady Dimitrescu. How do you make a vampiric seductress even more powerful and alluring? Make her 9ft tall, give her Freddy Krueger claws, and make her a MILF. That's how you do it, she's iconic in many ways.
- Cassandra Wong.
- Karen Boyer.
- Any character Eva Green plays.
- Sil (Species)
- Shao Lin.
- Seven of Nine.
- Selina Kyle/Catwoman.
- Sarah Sanderson. You know when people make comments about Sarah Jessica Parker and compare her visage to a horse, are they even seeing the same woman I am? When I see Sarah in movies like Ed Wood and Hocus Pocus, she seems to be quite lovely looking. Is it any wonder Sarah is such an alluring seductress?
- Akivasha.
- Bowsette. Regular Bowser I cannot see the attraction for but...Bowsette? Ooooh baby.
- Lillith (Bordello of Blood).
- Lola Bunny.
- Salazzle.
- Akasha.
- Mayday. My favorite hench-woman turned Bond girl. Grace Jones is iconic in a lot of ways and the fact she got paired up with Christopher Walken who in himself is definitely a perfect Bond villain casting choice (David Bowie was considered but David Bowie turned it down saying he didn't want to watch his stunt double fall off cliffs), is just the icing on the cake, she is an exotic and fierce woman.
- Felicia (Darkstalkers).
- Aleera, Marishka, Verona (Van Helsing).
- Anna Valerious.
- Regine Dandrige.
- Stirba.
- Orphellia (Trading Places).
- Selene (Underworld).
- Marisha Quist.
- Vampirella.
- Tygra.
- Cheetara.
- Lady Amalthea.
- Buffy Summers.
- Carrigan Crittenden. I never thought it would be possible to make Cathy Moriarty any sexier but apparently...making her a ghost in 'Casper' sure did the trick ,and I mean they basically amped up her breast and butt size as a ghost, they made her look like if Posh Spice and Jessica Rabbit were crossed together and I love that.
- Odette (Transylvania 6-5000). She is not a real vampire, but if i'd have it so she becomes a real vampire if I wrote about her.
- Mystique.
- Aissa (Island of Doctor Moreau 1996).
- Marie (Innocent Blood).
- Lydia Deetz.
- Xena.
- Uxia (Dagoon).
- Irena (Cat People 1982).

Description
- Santanico Pandemonium. My absolute favorite vampire movie is From Dusk Till Dawn, I think the best part is that you don't think it's going to be a horror movie when it starts out because it starts off as a crime caper in the style of a Tarantino movie and it's a fitting comparison cause Tarantino is in it and he wrote it, but once the Gecko Brothers cross the Mexican border it becomes a whole different movie kicked off by the one and only Salma Hayek showing off her seductive moves for all to see with a snake on her shoulder (Salma actually did have a fear of snakes so she had to be hypnotized to help get over her fear), and heellloooooo Santanico. The sexiest vampire queen you will ever see, up until she turns all scaly but hey i'm not judging, she's still lovely. 'Welcome to slavery', indeed...i'm going to go and pratice my groveling right now.
- Beatrice Horseman. She's an elderly horse-woman I know and she was a terrible mom to Bojack but she has
- Dianne Lightfoot (Nothing But Trouble). Is there any woman more delightful to the eyes than Demi Moore?
- Eldonna (Nothing But Trouble). Who would have thought if you put John Candy in a drag he'd make a convincing woman? He actually puts it off even though the character doesn't talk in the whole movie.
- Lisa (Weird Science)
- Rayne (Bloodrayne). This character really deserves a remastered version of her game, as well as a better movie adaptation to be honest, I mean the highlight of Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne is how goofy the acting is and how strange it is to see Billy Zane with hair, I mean Billy Zane is almost always bald except in Titanic of course and a few other movies and also Meat Loaf of course, of course Meat Loaf already did make a music video with a vampire theme in it i.e the 'If You Really Want To' video, I wouldn't say I'd Do Anything For Love is a vampire video since he's more of a Beast-Man in that one. Bloodrayne is underappreciated.
- Charlene Davdison. A female character in a male centric animated show who isn't just a damsel? That's right, Charlene isn't a bimbo, a damsel or a ditz...she's actually really tough and can hold her own, heck there's an episode in the original series where she actually helps the biker mice take down a villain sent by Lawrence Limburger.
- Minerva Mink.
- Demona.
- Unknown (Tekken Tag Tournament/Tekken Tag Tournament 2). I'm glad they brought her back in the sexy but I liked it when she had the ability to mimic other fighters and when she had that ghostly werewolf spirit with her, she was cool like that. And since I always had a team in VS mode in the original that had 'supernatural' fighters like Ogre, Devil/Angel, and True Ogre as well as my main staple Paul Phoenix, she was always the top of that team roster.
- Tiffany Valentine.
- Jenny (Bloody Roar). She's a spy and fashion model who is also a werebat. And one of her moves is basically akin to a vampire biting a victim on the neck.
- Jara (Beetleborgs/Beetleborgs Metalix)
- Scorpina.
- Toxica.
- Horribelle.
- Miss Piggy. Unconventional choice I know, but she can hold her own. And is an example of a heavyset character who isn't stereotyped to be a villain or comic relief character, yeah she can be extremely funny and sassy but she is her own woman and doesn't let others boss her around.
- Nefaria. Saban villainesses man, unlike with Jara where you can't tell if she actually does have a face (Jara's mask actually does seem to be her face only she cannot talk or move her mouth), you actually CAN see Nefaria's face and she is strikingly lovely unlike her Kamen Rider counterpart who resembles a drag queen.
- Ursula.
- Lee (Critters 2).
- Trash (Return of the Living Dead). I know she's a zombie but i'd have to be crazy to say no to Linnea Quigley.
- Julie Walker (Return of the Living Dead III)
- Amy Peterson (Fright Night). My first female vampire.
- Elvira. I can't imagine anyone who hates her. She's an icon, Cassandra Peterson (a member of the comedy trope The Groundlings with a number of other famous players including SNL alumni Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz as well as two people who worked with Tim Burton i.e Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix. Now that's something I wish that could have happened, Elvira meeting Betelgeuse and the Maitlands, I mean Cassandra Peterson and Glenn Shadix are both LBGT celebrities because Cassandra is bisexual and Glenn was gay. And also considering Glenn Shadix did get to star with Karen Black, who he based the Mayor of Halloweentown on, yeah he based the Mayor's scared voice on the airline hostess character Karen played in a movie called Airport 75, I wish he could have starred with Cassandra in something. But hey Cassandra was the biker in Pee Wee's Big Adventure), created an iconic gothic beauty with this character who is one of the most crushed on characters in fiction. Elvira's mix of gothic beauty and bubbly snarky pseudo-valley-girl is a perfect mix and she is hillarious.
- Mona Lisa Vito. I think I will always have a thing for Marisa Tomei. Remember the Seinfeld episode where Constanza says he is dating her and he dreams about kissing her? Yep, they actually got Marisa herself for the episode and I think Marisa's performance in Oscar (as Sly Stallone's daughter) and in My Cousin Vinny as Mona Lisa are two of my favorites. And also thought Marisa and Robert Downey Jr were perfect in 'Chaplin' (one of the best biopics i've ever seen actually).
- Julie Bruin. This character originally started as a parody of Julie Bruin but then they got Julie herself to be the voice of the character and she essentially became Julie Brown's animated persona in anthro bear form (I wish Ellinor from Brave would have turned into her instead of a non-morphic bear), and well Julie herself in her valley-girl persona is very much a redhead version of Janice from the Muppets if Janice had red hair.
- Morticia Addams. Which one? 1991 and 1993...oh yeah, Anjelica Huston is the perfect Morticia, she is essentially the female Chris Walken due to her haunting visage and equally as bewitching presence, and the fact she played an actual witch in an adaptation of The Witches, yes I can see why she was chosen to play this role. She has that gothic visage and those haunting eyes down.
- Lady Dimitrescu. Vampires have always had sex appeal written all over them, in an interview with John Landis the late Christopher Lee said that there is sort of a bisexual aura about his version of Dracula because women and men are both attracted to him, and I have to agree..vampires attract both sexes and the character type of the 'sexy' vampiress has been around for a rather long time as it is a given trope of any vampire story, Marvel has Vampirella, the 80's gave us Grace Jones in Vamp, Amy Peterson from Fright Night, Star from The Lost Boys, Miriam Blaylock, and the Countess from Once Bitten, American Horror Story: Hotel has Lady Gaga's Countess character (I still stand by my opinion that Hotel, Freakshow, and Coven are my main three favorite AHS seasons and not just because Kathy Bates is in all three of them, yes Kathy is in Apocalpyse and Ronaoke but let's face it, but Hotel is one of my favorite seasons of that show), the 90s has Lillith and Santanico Pandemonium, and 2021 brought us Lady Dimitrescu. How do you make a vampiric seductress even more powerful and alluring? Make her 9ft tall, give her Freddy Krueger claws, and make her a MILF. That's how you do it, she's iconic in many ways.
- Cassandra Wong.
- Karen Boyer.
- Any character Eva Green plays.
- Sil (Species)
- Shao Lin.
- Seven of Nine.
- Selina Kyle/Catwoman.
- Sarah Sanderson. You know when people make comments about Sarah Jessica Parker and compare her visage to a horse, are they even seeing the same woman I am? When I see Sarah in movies like Ed Wood and Hocus Pocus, she seems to be quite lovely looking. Is it any wonder Sarah is such an alluring seductress?
- Akivasha.
- Bowsette. Regular Bowser I cannot see the attraction for but...Bowsette? Ooooh baby.
- Lillith (Bordello of Blood).
- Lola Bunny.
- Salazzle.
- Akasha.
- Mayday. My favorite hench-woman turned Bond girl. Grace Jones is iconic in a lot of ways and the fact she got paired up with Christopher Walken who in himself is definitely a perfect Bond villain casting choice (David Bowie was considered but David Bowie turned it down saying he didn't want to watch his stunt double fall off cliffs), is just the icing on the cake, she is an exotic and fierce woman.
- Felicia (Darkstalkers).
- Aleera, Marishka, Verona (Van Helsing).
- Anna Valerious.
- Regine Dandrige.
- Stirba.
- Orphellia (Trading Places).
- Selene (Underworld).
- Marisha Quist.
- Vampirella.
- Tygra.
- Cheetara.
- Lady Amalthea.
- Buffy Summers.
- Carrigan Crittenden. I never thought it would be possible to make Cathy Moriarty any sexier but apparently...making her a ghost in 'Casper' sure did the trick ,and I mean they basically amped up her breast and butt size as a ghost, they made her look like if Posh Spice and Jessica Rabbit were crossed together and I love that.
- Odette (Transylvania 6-5000). She is not a real vampire, but if i'd have it so she becomes a real vampire if I wrote about her.
- Mystique.
- Aissa (Island of Doctor Moreau 1996).
- Marie (Innocent Blood).
- Lydia Deetz.
- Xena.
- Uxia (Dagoon).
- Irena (Cat People 1982).