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You took a long sip from your drink, making it the third drink. You burped unladylike, and wiped some beer off your mouth. England raised an eyebrow at you, and drank his fifth bottle of beer. "You look like your enjoying the drink." England slurred, looking at you groggily.

You stared at him, and gave him a smirk. "Same goes to you." You said, looking at the many empty bottles around the floor and at the kitchen desk. Drinking with England until he gets drunk is your plan, and it looks like it was working. You smiled silently to yourself when he then grabbed another bottle.

"I-I don't understand..." England says, opening up the bottle of beer, "You... You like fairies, don't you?" You smirked, and held your laughter from the Englishman's drunken self.

"Sure, if that makes you comfortable."

"Then Tinker Bell tells you that your perfect for a man like me." England said, opening up the bottle, "She says that Twilight Sparkle and her friends agree with her as well." You raised an eyebrow, and chuckled softly.

"So now yours talking with your magical friends?"

"Twilight Sparkle is no magical friend, she's an Alicorn Princess. Have you not seen season 4?" England asked at you, taking a huge sip of his beer, "Tink in her friends are from the Neverland, just letting you know." You smiled, and put down your drink. Too much of it, and you'll be in the same state as England.

"So, what's your size?" England asked, staring down at your chest, "A D maybe? Or are you an E?" You looked down at your shirt, and it was the way down showing your cleavage. You gulped, and adjusted your shirt and placed your jacket right.

Maybe in his point of view, they were huge, but to you, how do men find them attractive? You cleared your throat, and lightly pushed England away from you. "Say, isn't Flying Mint Bunny asking you something?"

England gasped, and turned his side where no one was there. "I'm so sorry Flying Mint Bunny! It won't happen again!" As he was talking to himself, you got up from your seat, and slowly walked away from the kitchen.

An American locked in a cell and England drunk, check. Now all you have to do is find the other three and your out. As you were walking around, you noticed a familiar blond color walking around.

"Where's Angleterre and America?" France asked, looking around the halls, "It's eleven in the night, and I have to be sure that their here!" You rolled your eyes, and thought of what France would want with the two nations. You then thought of your plan, and thought of a way of France noticing you.

You then went down in one corner of the hallway, and began to sob. Eventually, France heard it, and to that direction. He then noticed you, only for you to still 'crying.' "(C/n)?" He asked, looking at you, "What's wrong?"

You look up, and stared at his eyes. "France... I lost my way... America and England opened the cell for me and now..." You lied once again, only for France grabbing your shoulders.

"Don't worry, (c/n)." France said, "Papa's here."

You rolled your eyes, and quickly went to Tsundere Mode. "As if."

France gave you a surprised look, only for to get off if his grip. "Please France, I don't need this." France raised an eyebrow, and saw you getting up. You have never noticed it before, but France wore nothing, just his French boxers.

You noticed his well-toned skin and chest, only for it to be covered in hair, and those abs. Damn. France noticed you looking at him, and gave you a smirk. "Hm? Like what you see?" He asked, blowing you a kiss.

You blinked, and shook your head. "As if!" You exclaimed, and turned your body away from him and having your arms crossed. "Why would I want that?" France gave you a perverted smirk, and went up behind you.

You never noticed what he was doing, and he then placed your hands around your waist. "Your so mean, Cherie. Now I have to punish you." He said, whispering seductively in your ear.

You blushed at his gesture, and thought of a way to get out of this situation. With the sudden and remarkable ideas you have gotten tonight, you then looked at France, and a little smirk tugged on your lips, but was invisible for him to see it.

You then took a deep breath, and screamed out loud that even the two remaining Allies could hear you. "FRANCE IS MAKING ME HIS LOVER!!" You shouted out, getting France off guard and letting you go.

You then stepped away from him, and heard footsteps coming down the stairs. "What's wrong, aru?" China asked, looking over at you and then at France. With him wearing but his boxers and you looking terrified, the Chinese man glared at the Frenchman.

"How many times do we have to go over this, aru?!" China exclaimed, "I thought we agreed that you'll do it on the weekends!" France shook his head, and tried to protect himself.

"Y-You don't understand! She-"

"She what? Screamed it for no apparent reason, da?" Russia asked, getting into the scene and staring at France, "Sunflower would never. She's too nice." You smirked at this.

France only stuttered, and tried defending himself. "B-But, she... How..."

"I think it's best for you to go and sleep, France." China said, his arms crossed and glaring at him. He then pointed upstairs. "Go, aru."

Frnace sighed in defeat, and walked up the stairs defeated. You knew that he would never disobey orders from the 4000 year old man, so you didn't have to worry about him. "T-Thanks guys." You stuttered, going back to your act.

China and Russia both looked at you, and their eyes softened at your gaze. "I'm sorry for France's behavior, aru." China apologized, "Sometimes he's just a bother."

"He won't be disturbing you any longer, sunflower." Russia said, smiling at you. You nodded, and smiled at them back. Thank goodness they never asked why you were out of the cell. "By the way, why are you up here, da?"

Speak of the devil... You thought, growling lightly. You need to think of a excuse, fast. "Uh... You see," You started to think, and thought of another five second plan, "America and England got me out, since uh you know how they are. Ha ha."

China and Russia raised an eyebrow when you laughed, and you began to talk again. "Uh, when I was walking around, and France then tried to, you know, and then I screamed, you guys came, and your asking me why was I out of my cell, and I'm explaining it to you how America and England opened it for me, and-"

"Okay, okay." China said, "Thank you for telling us, aru." You nodded, and sighed in relief.

Okay, how are you going to defeat these two. Their friends! Their like peanut butter and jelly! Nothing can tear them apart! If you try charging at them and fight, you'll just go straight up to the cell, so there's no point in that. You growled in annoyance under your breath, and tried to think of something.

What would happen if they fight each other? You thought, and a little devious smile appeared on your lips. "Uh (c/n), what's wrong?" China asked, looking at you a bit worriedly, "Your scaring me, aru."

"I-I'm sorry, China..." You said, looking at the floor, and placing your knuckle covering your mouth, "It's just that... I was thinking, and well..."

"What's wrong, sunflower?" Russia asked, grabbing your shoulders, "You could tell us anything. You could trust us, da." China nodded, and looked at you. You looked up at them, with your eyes glittered with small tears. They both blushed.

"I... I can't choose..." You said, looking down to the ground again, "I can't choose anymore..."

"What do you mean, (c/n)?" China asked, leaning closer to you. You then shot your head straight up towards them.

"I'm in love! With both of you!" You exclaimed, so loud it might've bean heard to the Englishman (he might just ignored it). China and Russia were both taken back, and stared at you.

"What? (C/n), is that true aru?" China asked, his cheeks flushed and staring at you, "I-I, you see, I feel the same-"

"Me too, sunflower." Russia said, placing his hands around you, "I feel the same way." China glared at the Russian, and pushed him away from you.

"What do you think your doing, aru?!" He asked to Russia, "(C/n) said that she loves both of us! Not only you!" Russia blinked at the Chinese man, and gave him a cold smile.

"But of course, China. But she likes me better than you, of course."

"Lies!"

"The truth, da."

You smiled under your breath, as they both then started arguing with each other. What other way than fighting with each other than with you? You hardly ever fought, so why start fighting now?

"(C/n) likes me better, aru! She know she does!"

"But why Sunflower choose you? She's taller than you, da."

"It doesn't matter by height! I'm more older than her anyways, aru!"

"Oh China, if there were only someone who loved you. Sunflower loves me more."

That was the last straw, and China began to charge at the Russian. You then saw them fighting, and backed away a bit as they both sent out punches. You then walked away from the scene, and heard the grunts and punches of the two nations.

You then passed down the kitchen, and went in only to see England still wasted. "You guys don't understand, Flying Mint Bunny IS a Pokémon, it's just that haven't added him to the Pokédex yet. He's a legnendary type."

You rolled your eyes, and went to grab a piece of paper and pen from the counter. You walked away from the kitchen, only to still see China and Russia still fighting. As they fought, you then began to write in the piece of paper, and hearing the insults the two friends began to make.

"Fat Russian!"

"Small eyes!"

"Vodka lover!"

"No good for nothing!"

As they still began to fight, you began your letter, only to hear the insults they gave to each other and tiring themselves out.

Thirty minutes later

"Y-You... Evil person..." China tried to think, punching the Russian softly, "Aru..."

Russia stared at the Chinese man, and huffed out. "..." He couldn't think of anything, until China looked at him with tired eyes.

"You win..." He said, and fell down to the floor. Russia looked at him, and celebrated by himself.

"Won..." Russia said, wiping a sweat and flinching when he touched his new bruise, "I won... Da..." And he collapsed as well. Tiring themselves out just for your affection, the idiots. You sighed, and saw them both.

They were both laying down next to each other, all sweaty and bruised up from their fight. You smirked, and placed the paper on Russia's forehead and taped it. You then walked away from them, and ran towards the door.

All obstacles were out of the way, and you ran like heck to get out of there. Ten feet away of the door, five, two-

You opened the door, and smelled the dusky air. Free. At last! You squealed happily, and shut the door behind you. You ran quickly as possible away from the Allies' house, and passed the freeway. There, you found your car where the Allies have captured you.

You went inside, and turned on the car. Time to get out of here! And with that, you drove your way to your home, and seeing the frustrated Allies some other time when they meet you again.

That Morning

England groaned as he then touched his forehead, and hissed. "What the bloody hell happened?" He asked, getting up from his seat. He then noticed the many empty bottles around him, and gulped. That wasn't good.

He then walked besides the prison cells, only to hear a faint scream. England's ears perked up, and went inside. "Help! Anyone, get me out of here!" England recognized the voice, and quickly went downstairs only to see the American, his bomber jacket around waist and his shirt all sweaty.

"America!" England exclaimed, and checked the key place to open up the cell door, "What the bloody-Why are you down here?" America sighed in relief as he saw the Englishman.

"(c/n), she locked me oh here." America said, waiting for him to open the cell, "She was right tough, it does get hot here at night." England scoffed, and opened up the cell.

America got out, and went up the stairs. "Now time for a shower!" England stared at him weirdly, and went up the stairs last. As they both went up, they heard a faint French gasp coming from the hallway.

They both went there, only to see France, Russia, and China reading a letter that the Russian found on his forehead. "What's that?" England asked, checking what was going on.

France gave out a tearful shout. "All of that heavy work, and she's gone!"

"Who?" America asked, going behind them and reading the letter.

"(c/n)." China answered, "She tricked us. All of us, aru."

England and America both read the letter as the other three are re-reading it.

Dear Allies,

Thank you for your hospatality. I really enjoyed how you guys gave me food and water in the night where it was all hot and uncomfortable. I also enjoy the part where all of you tried gaining my attention, so cute.

Anyways, just wanted to say ha! In your faces! So, I'll still see you guys, just don't start with that 'whole alliance thing' okay? I had fun tormenting all of you idiots. My idiots.

- (C/n)'s full name)
P.S., no this is not my official signature for you guys to copy to use as a fraud to sign the alliance treaty. That's all~ ; )

England trembled as he read the small letter over and over again, only for his blood to boil. America stared at the letter along with the other three, and a small smile tugged on his lips.

"Why are you smiling, America?" England snapped, "She tricked all of us and used our own will to get her ways!" America looked up to him, with the smile still across his face.

"She called us her idiots." America stated, laughing a bit, "She knows her American slang." He then walked away, leaving the British man confused along with the others.

"What a weird teenager." China said, "No wonder he's still 19, aru." Russia nodded, and went down to the kitchen with China.

"Want to eat breakfast with me, da?"

"Sure, aru."

England sighed as they both left, only leaving France and England by themselves. "Angleterre, even I understood what America said." France said, and walked away. England looked down at the letter, and saw the winky face that you had put in your letter.

He smiled, and folded the letter. "This is mine." He muttered to himself, and placed it on his chest pocket. He walked away and into his room, while the other Allies are starting off their day, and thinking of another scam to capture (c/n).

Fin.

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You took a long sip from your drink, making it the third drink. You burped unladylike, and wiped some beer off your mouth. England raised an eyebrow at you, and drank his fifth bottle of beer. "You look like your enjoying the drink." England slurred, looking at you groggily.

You stared at him, and gave him a smirk. "Same goes to you." You said, looking at the many empty bottles around the floor and at the kitchen desk. Drinking with England until he gets drunk is your plan, and it looks like it was working. You smiled silently to yourself when he then grabbed another bottle.

"I-I don't understand..." England says, opening up the bottle of beer, "You... You like fairies, don't you?" You smirked, and held your laughter from the Englishman's drunken self.

"Sure, if that makes you comfortable."

"Then Tinker Bell tells you that your perfect for a man like me." England said, opening up the bottle, "She says that Twilight Sparkle and her friends agree with her as well." You raised an eyebrow, and chuckled softly.

"So now yours talking with your magical friends?"

"Twilight Sparkle is no magical friend, she's an Alicorn Princess. Have you not seen season 4?" England asked at you, taking a huge sip of his beer, "Tink in her friends are from the Neverland, just letting you know." You smiled, and put down your drink. Too much of it, and you'll be in the same state as England.

"So, what's your size?" England asked, staring down at your chest, "A D maybe? Or are you an E?" You looked down at your shirt, and it was the way down showing your cleavage. You gulped, and adjusted your shirt and placed your jacket right.

Maybe in his point of view, they were huge, but to you, how do men find them attractive? You cleared your throat, and lightly pushed England away from you. "Say, isn't Flying Mint Bunny asking you something?"

England gasped, and turned his side where no one was there. "I'm so sorry Flying Mint Bunny! It won't happen again!" As he was talking to himself, you got up from your seat, and slowly walked away from the kitchen.

An American locked in a cell and England drunk, check. Now all you have to do is find the other three and your out. As you were walking around, you noticed a familiar blond color walking around.

"Where's Angleterre and America?" France asked, looking around the halls, "It's eleven in the night, and I have to be sure that their here!" You rolled your eyes, and thought of what France would want with the two nations. You then thought of your plan, and thought of a way of France noticing you.

You then went down in one corner of the hallway, and began to sob. Eventually, France heard it, and to that direction. He then noticed you, only for you to still 'crying.' "(C/n)?" He asked, looking at you, "What's wrong?"

You look up, and stared at his eyes. "France... I lost my way... America and England opened the cell for me and now..." You lied once again, only for France grabbing your shoulders.

"Don't worry, (c/n)." France said, "Papa's here."

You rolled your eyes, and quickly went to Tsundere Mode. "As if."

France gave you a surprised look, only for to get off if his grip. "Please France, I don't need this." France raised an eyebrow, and saw you getting up. You have never noticed it before, but France wore nothing, just his French boxers.

You noticed his well-toned skin and chest, only for it to be covered in hair, and those abs. Damn. France noticed you looking at him, and gave you a smirk. "Hm? Like what you see?" He asked, blowing you a kiss.

You blinked, and shook your head. "As if!" You exclaimed, and turned your body away from him and having your arms crossed. "Why would I want that?" France gave you a perverted smirk, and went up behind you.

You never noticed what he was doing, and he then placed your hands around your waist. "Your so mean, Cherie. Now I have to punish you." He said, whispering seductively in your ear.

You blushed at his gesture, and thought of a way to get out of this situation. With the sudden and remarkable ideas you have gotten tonight, you then looked at France, and a little smirk tugged on your lips, but was invisible for him to see it.

You then took a deep breath, and screamed out loud that even the two remaining Allies could hear you. "FRANCE IS MAKING ME HIS LOVER!!" You shouted out, getting France off guard and letting you go.

You then stepped away from him, and heard footsteps coming down the stairs. "What's wrong, aru?" China asked, looking over at you and then at France. With him wearing but his boxers and you looking terrified, the Chinese man glared at the Frenchman.

"How many times do we have to go over this, aru?!" China exclaimed, "I thought we agreed that you'll do it on the weekends!" France shook his head, and tried to protect himself.

"Y-You don't understand! She-"

"She what? Screamed it for no apparent reason, da?" Russia asked, getting into the scene and staring at France, "Sunflower would never. She's too nice." You smirked at this.

France only stuttered, and tried defending himself. "B-But, she... How..."

"I think it's best for you to go and sleep, France." China said, his arms crossed and glaring at him. He then pointed upstairs. "Go, aru."

Frnace sighed in defeat, and walked up the stairs defeated. You knew that he would never disobey orders from the 4000 year old man, so you didn't have to worry about him. "T-Thanks guys." You stuttered, going back to your act.

China and Russia both looked at you, and their eyes softened at your gaze. "I'm sorry for France's behavior, aru." China apologized, "Sometimes he's just a bother."

"He won't be disturbing you any longer, sunflower." Russia said, smiling at you. You nodded, and smiled at them back. Thank goodness they never asked why you were out of the cell. "By the way, why are you up here, da?"

Speak of the devil... You thought, growling lightly. You need to think of a excuse, fast. "Uh... You see," You started to think, and thought of another five second plan, "America and England got me out, since uh you know how they are. Ha ha."

China and Russia raised an eyebrow when you laughed, and you began to talk again. "Uh, when I was walking around, and France then tried to, you know, and then I screamed, you guys came, and your asking me why was I out of my cell, and I'm explaining it to you how America and England opened it for me, and-"

"Okay, okay." China said, "Thank you for telling us, aru." You nodded, and sighed in relief.

Okay, how are you going to defeat these two. Their friends! Their like peanut butter and jelly! Nothing can tear them apart! If you try charging at them and fight, you'll just go straight up to the cell, so there's no point in that. You growled in annoyance under your breath, and tried to think of something.

What would happen if they fight each other? You thought, and a little devious smile appeared on your lips. "Uh (c/n), what's wrong?" China asked, looking at you a bit worriedly, "Your scaring me, aru."

"I-I'm sorry, China..." You said, looking at the floor, and placing your knuckle covering your mouth, "It's just that... I was thinking, and well..."

"What's wrong, sunflower?" Russia asked, grabbing your shoulders, "You could tell us anything. You could trust us, da." China nodded, and looked at you. You looked up at them, with your eyes glittered with small tears. They both blushed.

"I... I can't choose..." You said, looking down to the ground again, "I can't choose anymore..."

"What do you mean, (c/n)?" China asked, leaning closer to you. You then shot your head straight up towards them.

"I'm in love! With both of you!" You exclaimed, so loud it might've bean heard to the Englishman (he might just ignored it). China and Russia were both taken back, and stared at you.

"What? (C/n), is that true aru?" China asked, his cheeks flushed and staring at you, "I-I, you see, I feel the same-"

"Me too, sunflower." Russia said, placing his hands around you, "I feel the same way." China glared at the Russian, and pushed him away from you.

"What do you think your doing, aru?!" He asked to Russia, "(C/n) said that she loves both of us! Not only you!" Russia blinked at the Chinese man, and gave him a cold smile.

"But of course, China. But she likes me better than you, of course."

"Lies!"

"The truth, da."

You smiled under your breath, as they both then started arguing with each other. What other way than fighting with each other than with you? You hardly ever fought, so why start fighting now?

"(C/n) likes me better, aru! She know she does!"

"But why Sunflower choose you? She's taller than you, da."

"It doesn't matter by height! I'm more older than her anyways, aru!"

"Oh China, if there were only someone who loved you. Sunflower loves me more."

That was the last straw, and China began to charge at the Russian. You then saw them fighting, and backed away a bit as they both sent out punches. You then walked away from the scene, and heard the grunts and punches of the two nations.

You then passed down the kitchen, and went in only to see England still wasted. "You guys don't understand, Flying Mint Bunny IS a Pokémon, it's just that haven't added him to the Pokédex yet. He's a legnendary type."

You rolled your eyes, and went to grab a piece of paper and pen from the counter. You walked away from the kitchen, only to still see China and Russia still fighting. As they fought, you then began to write in the piece of paper, and hearing the insults the two friends began to make.

"Fat Russian!"

"Small eyes!"

"Vodka lover!"

"No good for nothing!"

As they still began to fight, you began your letter, only to hear the insults they gave to each other and tiring themselves out.

Thirty minutes later

"Y-You... Evil person..." China tried to think, punching the Russian softly, "Aru..."

Russia stared at the Chinese man, and huffed out. "..." He couldn't think of anything, until China looked at him with tired eyes.

"You win..." He said, and fell down to the floor. Russia looked at him, and celebrated by himself.

"Won..." Russia said, wiping a sweat and flinching when he touched his new bruise, "I won... Da..." And he collapsed as well. Tiring themselves out just for your affection, the idiots. You sighed, and saw them both.

They were both laying down next to each other, all sweaty and bruised up from their fight. You smirked, and placed the paper on Russia's forehead and taped it. You then walked away from them, and ran towards the door.

All obstacles were out of the way, and you ran like heck to get out of there. Ten feet away of the door, five, two-

You opened the door, and smelled the dusky air. Free. At last! You squealed happily, and shut the door behind you. You ran quickly as possible away from the Allies' house, and passed the freeway. There, you found your car where the Allies have captured you.

You went inside, and turned on the car. Time to get out of here! And with that, you drove your way to your home, and seeing the frustrated Allies some other time when they meet you again.

That Morning

England groaned as he then touched his forehead, and hissed. "What the bloody hell happened?" He asked, getting up from his seat. He then noticed the many empty bottles around him, and gulped. That wasn't good.

He then walked besides the prison cells, only to hear a faint scream. England's ears perked up, and went inside. "Help! Anyone, get me out of here!" England recognized the voice, and quickly went downstairs only to see the American, his bomber jacket around waist and his shirt all sweaty.

"America!" England exclaimed, and checked the key place to open up the cell door, "What the bloody-Why are you down here?" America sighed in relief as he saw the Englishman.

"(c/n), she locked me oh here." America said, waiting for him to open the cell, "She was right tough, it does get hot here at night." England scoffed, and opened up the cell.

America got out, and went up the stairs. "Now time for a shower!" England stared at him weirdly, and went up the stairs last. As they both went up, they heard a faint French gasp coming from the hallway.

They both went there, only to see France, Russia, and China reading a letter that the Russian found on his forehead. "What's that?" England asked, checking what was going on.

France gave out a tearful shout. "All of that heavy work, and she's gone!"

"Who?" America asked, going behind them and reading the letter.

"(c/n)." China answered, "She tricked us. All of us, aru."

England and America both read the letter as the other three are re-reading it.

Dear Allies,

Thank you for your hospatality. I really enjoyed how you guys gave me food and water in the night where it was all hot and uncomfortable. I also enjoy the part where all of you tried gaining my attention, so cute.

Anyways, just wanted to say ha! In your faces! So, I'll still see you guys, just don't start with that 'whole alliance thing' okay? I had fun tormenting all of you idiots. My idiots.

- (C/n)'s full name)
P.S., no this is not my official signature for you guys to copy to use as a fraud to sign the alliance treaty. That's all~ ; )

England trembled as he read the small letter over and over again, only for his blood to boil. America stared at the letter along with the other three, and a small smile tugged on his lips.

"Why are you smiling, America?" England snapped, "She tricked all of us and used our own will to get her ways!" America looked up to him, with the smile still across his face.

"She called us her idiots." America stated, laughing a bit, "She knows her American slang." He then walked away, leaving the British man confused along with the others.

"What a weird teenager." China said, "No wonder he's still 19, aru." Russia nodded, and went down to the kitchen with China.

"Want to eat breakfast with me, da?"

"Sure, aru."

England sighed as they both left, only leaving France and England by themselves. "Angleterre, even I understood what America said." France said, and walked away. England looked down at the letter, and saw the winky face that you had put in your letter.

He smiled, and folded the letter. "This is mine." He muttered to himself, and placed it on his chest pocket. He walked away and into his room, while the other Allies are starting off their day, and thinking of another scam to capture (c/n).

Fin.