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Published: 2008-03-10 23:08:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3548; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 1518
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Description did this while I was at the Art Instatute with my brother and his wonderful girlfriend JoJo

Inspired by the bloodhound gang

last pick for a while I'm pretty sure..

THe pic is too big for my scanner, so the rest got cut off.

Not like anyone will look at this anyways, fuckers

~The bloodhound Gang-Mope~



We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' รข'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni

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Comments: 23

havokindustries [2010-02-15 18:22:57 +0000 UTC]

U wouldn't happen to be a fan of courage the cowardly dog would u? this looks as though it was inspired by that!
Thought id give a bit of random input awsum pic btw

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Moose-muffins In reply to havokindustries [2010-02-16 00:43:54 +0000 UTC]

I am but I haven't seen it in ages I was bored waiting for my brother to get out of his class in college and doodle this while waiting, so the inspiration was to kill time :3 Thankies

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Sanguijuela [2009-03-31 06:25:52 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...

CRACK is a funny word.

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Moose-muffins In reply to Sanguijuela [2009-03-31 19:44:50 +0000 UTC]

yes...yes it is indeed

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krisosthomo [2008-04-19 01:05:58 +0000 UTC]

delirante. hehehe y hermoso...welcome to the freakshow

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Moose-muffins In reply to krisosthomo [2008-04-19 01:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks 8D Been there many a time and havent comeb ack yet

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krisosthomo In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-04-24 01:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your commentaries, come back any times. Thanks...

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Moose-muffins In reply to krisosthomo [2008-04-24 01:20:59 +0000 UTC]

welcomes^^

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krisosthomo In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-04-24 01:26:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks, for your welcome, hehe

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Dchan18 [2008-04-14 22:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Really creative<3

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Moose-muffins In reply to Dchan18 [2008-04-15 00:04:21 +0000 UTC]

thankies 83

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Dchan18 In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-04-15 21:18:08 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome<3

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Hoshikage869 [2008-03-12 00:04:40 +0000 UTC]

trippy cool

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Moose-muffins In reply to Hoshikage869 [2008-03-12 00:05:15 +0000 UTC]

thankays

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Rai-A-Day [2008-03-11 21:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeaaaaaah I'd be afraid to put that in my room too XD. Aww but I love it, I thought Shawn did it at first it was so good.

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Moose-muffins In reply to Rai-A-Day [2008-03-11 23:48:03 +0000 UTC]

XD Shawn has sanity though, not meh 83

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Rai-A-Day In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-03-11 23:53:48 +0000 UTC]

This is true.....

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Moose-muffins In reply to Rai-A-Day [2008-03-12 00:02:39 +0000 UTC]

LIKE YO MOMMAS CRACK ITS TRUE >8D!

Jk XD

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Rai-A-Day In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-03-12 04:20:05 +0000 UTC]

X-D yes it is >.>.

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lostmisfittaco [2008-03-11 16:16:06 +0000 UTC]

shrooms lol, relax dont do it... you know the rest. i dig this

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Moose-muffins In reply to lostmisfittaco [2008-03-11 19:56:38 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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lostmisfittaco In reply to Moose-muffins [2008-03-11 22:53:40 +0000 UTC]

you welcome foo!!lol

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EmperorSlasher [2008-03-11 13:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Wow he really looks like a crack shroom XDD

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