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Kay, a project I'm working on. I know it goes too fast, hence the reason it's in scraps. EDIT: Okay, it's now longer but easier to read. Forgive me for the long load, and forgive the fact you can't see anything, pretend Christopher Colombus and some first peoples and some British and some world maps are there, and you should be fine.

Here's the text (edited... more in some parts, less in others):
"A short history of Canada by Morgana007"
"First, we're gonna ignore thousands of years of history. (They don't really matter that much anyway.)"
(then the names of the continents minus antartica and plus USA and Canada show on the world)
"First off, the first 'Canadians' arrived. From who knows where.
"And for a long time they lived relatively peacefully. And no Europeans bothered them.
"Except the Vikings (Norsemen), who were like:
"''Dude, it's frikken cold 'ere, why did wey leave nor'wee, lads?''
"And so they left. Good Riddence.
"Anyway, so the people (who will be called 'first peoples' since they was the first peoples who arrived) were happy. Ish.
"Then Christopher Columbus was like: ''Let's go prove the world is round, n00bs.''
"And everybody said: ''stupid, we know that already.''
"And some writer was like: ''That's no fun.''
"So CC arrived in some place reletively near the Americas. ''Sw33t, it's INDIA''.
"And a few hundred years later a couple of History Students were like: ''Lol, noob.''
"Anyways, the Europeans thought to themselves: ''Whoa, free land.''
"And Britain was like: ''We WANTS it.''
"And France said: "Nous WANTS it.''
"The rest of Europe was like ''We wants it too.'', but they don't matter too much in the future of eventually-Canada."
(Then it shows north america)
First Peoples: "Stupid Europeans."
End Part 1

Description
Kay, a project I'm working on. I know it goes too fast, hence the reason it's in scraps. EDIT: Okay, it's now longer but easier to read. Forgive me for the long load, and forgive the fact you can't see anything, pretend Christopher Colombus and some first peoples and some British and some world maps are there, and you should be fine.

Here's the text (edited... more in some parts, less in others):
"A short history of Canada by Morgana007"
"First, we're gonna ignore thousands of years of history. (They don't really matter that much anyway.)"
(then the names of the continents minus antartica and plus USA and Canada show on the world)
"First off, the first 'Canadians' arrived. From who knows where.
"And for a long time they lived relatively peacefully. And no Europeans bothered them.
"Except the Vikings (Norsemen), who were like:
"''Dude, it's frikken cold 'ere, why did wey leave nor'wee, lads?''
"And so they left. Good Riddence.
"Anyway, so the people (who will be called 'first peoples' since they was the first peoples who arrived) were happy. Ish.
"Then Christopher Columbus was like: ''Let's go prove the world is round, n00bs.''
"And everybody said: ''stupid, we know that already.''
"And some writer was like: ''That's no fun.''
"So CC arrived in some place reletively near the Americas. ''Sw33t, it's INDIA''.
"And a few hundred years later a couple of History Students were like: ''Lol, noob.''
"Anyways, the Europeans thought to themselves: ''Whoa, free land.''
"And Britain was like: ''We WANTS it.''
"And France said: "Nous WANTS it.''
"The rest of Europe was like ''We wants it too.'', but they don't matter too much in the future of eventually-Canada."
(Then it shows north america)
First Peoples: "Stupid Europeans."
End Part 1