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In my opinion, we see way too much of the head for it to look natural. You could've either moved the shoulders a bit more to the side or moved the head more to the other side so that we don't see as much of the outer side. It looks uncanny to me otherwise. But with that said, everything else is fantastic.
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Commissioner Gordon: It's Bane. He trapped all of Gotham's police officers in the sewers. We need you back Batman, we need you back.
Batman: Don't worry, Commissioner Gordon, I know exactly what to do.
Commissioner Gordon: What?
Batman: I said I know exactly what to do.
Commissioner Gordon: Batman.
Batman: Yeah?
Commissioner Gordon: You seriously need to suck on a fuckin' throat lozenge.
*in town*
Batman: Bane.
Bane: Ah, Batman, or should I say Bruce Wayne, welcome to the rook.
Batman: Enough, set the police officers free, or else!
Bane: Or else what?
Batman: Or else, I will kill all of the firstborn children of Gotham City!
Bane: You'll, you'll do what?
Batman: I said, I will kill all of Gotham's firstborn children.
*Bane laughs evilly*
Bane: Brilliant, Batman, why didn't I think of that?
Batman: Huh?
Bane: Perhaps, we got off on the wrong foot, Batman. I think we should work together, collaborate.
Batman: Shit, *pulls out his cell phone* Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon: Hello?
Batman: My plan isn't working.
Commissioner Gordon: Get Superman.
Batman: Superman?
Commissioner Gordon: Yeah.
Batman: He'll know what to do? Got it.
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, and get some mix, vapor, and rub.
Batman: Mix, vapor, rub, got it. I'll pick some up, from Walgreens.
Commissioner Gordon: You're really messing up.
Batman: I'm sorry sir, I'm doing my best.
Bane: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
*in the Fortress of Solitude*
Superman: So, the police officers are trapped in the sewers, and Gotham is overrun with criminals?
Batman: Yeah.
Superman: Simple, same thing happened in Metropolis once.
Batman: Oh yeah?
Superman: Yeah, first, you gotta fly really high. *makes a flying sound effect*
*Batman writes it down*
Batman: Fly really high, got it.
Superman: I exited the atmosphere for dramatic effect. And then, dive into the ocean so fast that it creates a tsunami.
*Batman writes this down too*
Batman: Tsunami, got it.
Superman: Yeah, you wanna flood all of Gotham, so that even the tallest building is underwater.
Batman: I should drown everybody?
Superman: Yep, everyone and everything, I don't care if it's babies and kittens, they should be chokin' on water, except for say, Commissioner Gordon, save him and his family, so that they can incestuously repopulate Gotham after everyone is dead.
Batman: And you're sure that's the best solution, then?
Superman: Yep.
Batman: Got it. Thanks, Superman, you sure are heroic.
Superman: No problem, *pulls out a bottle* but be sure to drink this first.
Batman: Oh wow. Will this give me super powers like yours?
Superman: Um, no Batman, that's NyQuil.
Batman: Um....
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This looks like it came straight from The Dark Knight Returns! Good job!
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O.M.G. THAT IS FRAKIN AMAZING!!! Is that chalk?
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Now that is a bad ass drawing! You have talent
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The Hero and Villain Character Ideas Group for those people with with hero or villain character Ideas or for the people who want to post up pictures, drawings, paintings etc. from their favorite heroes or villains!
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love batman love the painting more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is amazing. the texture is fantastic, really gritty and very suiting of batman.
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Hey! It's so cool batman's fanart
Please go to my gallery and visit my version [link]
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Comic Hero is a comic art feature.
This week the article is about Batman and your deviation was choosen to be featured
Click here to read the article.
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and just when I thought the best superhero of all time couldn't look any cooler... I found this!
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Love it.
Which is hard for me to do.
Being Batman and all.
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Reminds me of some TOPPS trading cards in my collection
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I wish they would do some more.
Thanks for the comments.
gonna go check out your gallery now.
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LOVE IT! 
If you don't mind can I make an avatar with it??
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Very meniacing and badass. You've captured the face of Batman, my friend.
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Very nice. Looks like he's ready to kick some mechanically processe behind.
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Is that a watercolor?
Whatever medium it is,
We think it's badass :3
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