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morowhitewolf — Aperture Science Stamp
Published: 2007-11-30 04:56:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 10776; Favourites: 613; Downloads: 303
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To honor Aperture Science, the great company that brought you:Tier 1: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver
Tier 2: The Take-a-Wish Foundation
Tier 3: Some sort of shower curtain thing, they didn't think about this as much as the Take-a-Wish Foundation.
Used the logo from here .
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To this day I still wonder what the HEIMLICH COUNTER-MANEUVER is... *Whirr*
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It's the opposite of the Heimlich Maneuver, which instead of trying to help somebody unabstruct their windpipe and stop choking, HCM helps them choke.
I know, it's weird.
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We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead!
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I'd be completely lost without my 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button!
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looks at thingy at bottom
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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This was a triumph.
I'm taking a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!!!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
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For the good of all of us...except the ones who are dead.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
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And the science gets done, and we make a neat gun!
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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GO AHEAD AND LEAVE ME, I think I'd prefer... to stay... inside.
Aperture Science is the best science I ever held knowledge of. <33
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I know it's been said but it bears repeating...
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success.
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Never forget that the Bring-your-daughter-to-work-day is a perfect oportunity to have her tested!
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Well done.
You win!
Now lie on the floor with your arms by your sides.
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Don't forget the Self Esteem Fund for Girls! 
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"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here:
Huge Success."
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Tier 3 is "a 'man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain'" ;}}
Great stamp, great game
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haha hemlich-counter manouver? what do they shove something down your throat?
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They prevent people from helping you when you're choking!
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Haha wow. Its awesome that the Glados song was started twice in the same thread. Anyway awesome stamp!
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Not to mention the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund For Girls, which you can donate one or all of your vital organs to -- it's true!
Hehe, awesome stamp. 'Tis in the journal.
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Awesome |D I'm not sure what parts would actually help a girl's self esteem
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Nor do I. But GLaDOS mentions: "Did you know that you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!"
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake~
you bet I'm gonna use it. D:
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I'm glad! c: Pretty coo'! Also, your desktop screenshot is inspiring XD
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