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Published: 2011-03-20 03:45:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 134; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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I made this dumb Lenten vow (which doesn't sound like the right word, but I'm watching the Christmas SNL with Jeff Bridges, so nothing sounds right...) that I wouldn't doodle between 8:30 AM and 3:15 PM, a.k.a. school hours. My friend thought it would help me focus, but it's only driving me insane. Sigh.But, to the point.
My friend is having a doodle contest. I think it's to torture me, but I'm not an expert.
Funny how most of these jokes have me as part of the punchline... I'm such a narcissist. 
*Note: Don't get the emo joke? The Japanese word "emo" means "potato".
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I'm sorry about your toothache.
I didn't get the Japanese Emo joke.
Les Mis vs. U2 made me chuckle. (a.k.a. laugh out loud and make other people around me worry)
You're only sensitive about Nazis 'cuz you're a Jew. Also, the actual Nazi is kindof attractive.
Did you draw these with special pens?
Also, as the only entrant so far, your prospects are pretty good.
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Me too.
The Japanese word "emo" means "potato".
Figured.
...Which is what worries me.
Nope, I just did pencils then duplicated the layer in Photoshop on linear mode.
Yaaaaaaaaay.
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Well, duh.
Oh. That explains the Irish accent also.
...
Everything worries you, Jew.
Lazy. (This is where I call you a Jew, but I did that in the sentence before.)
Just watch out for the egoistic competition. You know how they get.
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Yes, yes it does.
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Well, EXCUSE me for just being paranoid.
Yes, I am.
*egotistic.
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No, I meant egoistic. The 't' is unnecessary. Tomayto, tomahto.
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Potayto, potahto.
Tomayto, tomahto.
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
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Good idea, or you're going to sound like an egoist.
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*can't hear, too busy singing Ella and Satchmo*
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At the same time?
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They both sing the song, soooooo... yes.
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Some of us don't know Ella and Satchmo. (Yes, I know who Satchmo is, I just don't listen to his music.)
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LE GASP!!!
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You'll be okay.
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Will not. I'm dying now. Way to go.
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But who will bury the mortician? That's it. We're just going to have to let you rot if you die. We're not even going to bury you. Hope your soul can rest in peace with that.
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Meh. Like I care. Just make sure there aren't any necrophiliacs around.
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I can't guarantee that.
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