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So there I was, back in the ARMS Lab, just fixin' away at my latest effort to replace my [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] failure of a machine whom I will not name 'cause I would have totally won against that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] Max Brass without Hedlok!

Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in the middle of some... repairs, when I heard this new thing happening alongside the ARMS League. It's called the LEGS League, and I easily guessed it would have competitors using their legs instead of arms. And it only seemed to be popular with the women of ARMS right now, for... some reason. I first thought it was a waste of my considerable effort and time, but I got bored at being the best at ARMS, so why not stretch my legs [PUN NOTED] in something else? I never had a hobby before, aside from the obvious.

Being an existing ARMS Competitor made the application process easy, so while I waited, I checked into some vids of earlier LEGS matches, and I thought: This clearly puts the legs and feet front and center! Though, yeah it does promote health and strength in the lower body and whatever, but I clearly saw the intent! What [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] perv thought of this?!

I'm serious, who actually did? I have no [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] clue, and this is coming from me, the genius who's been in the shadows for a few years before my explosive debut. I'm gonna have to dig into that as I tear through the LEGS League... In the meantime, this clearly foot-fetish based competition has got me having second thoughts about my legs. Which is stupid, since I'm quite comfortable with myself. Yeah, look at me, folks, I'm clearly lookin' good. Did you know some of the other LEGS fighters are getting modelling gigs?

Hmm, though if things get rough, I probably have to make another new invention, something that's both powerful and enhances the "appeal" of my feet... This is how bored I am lately; I'm getting into weird side-projects and looking for some more excitement. But hey, if it gets me new fans, more money to put into my lab projects and more opportunities to... test on some of the other ladies of ARMS, that's always a plus.

~Dr. Coyle

ARMS © Nintendo

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So there I was, back in the ARMS Lab, just fixin' away at my latest effort to replace my [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] failure of a machine whom I will not name 'cause I would have totally won against that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] Max Brass without Hedlok!

Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in the middle of some... repairs, when I heard this new thing happening alongside the ARMS League. It's called the LEGS League, and I easily guessed it would have competitors using their legs instead of arms. And it only seemed to be popular with the women of ARMS right now, for... some reason. I first thought it was a waste of my considerable effort and time, but I got bored at being the best at ARMS, so why not stretch my legs [PUN NOTED] in something else? I never had a hobby before, aside from the obvious.

Being an existing ARMS Competitor made the application process easy, so while I waited, I checked into some vids of earlier LEGS matches, and I thought: This clearly puts the legs and feet front and center! Though, yeah it does promote health and strength in the lower body and whatever, but I clearly saw the intent! What [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] perv thought of this?!

I'm serious, who actually did? I have no [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] clue, and this is coming from me, the genius who's been in the shadows for a few years before my explosive debut. I'm gonna have to dig into that as I tear through the LEGS League... In the meantime, this clearly foot-fetish based competition has got me having second thoughts about my legs. Which is stupid, since I'm quite comfortable with myself. Yeah, look at me, folks, I'm clearly lookin' good. Did you know some of the other LEGS fighters are getting modelling gigs?

Hmm, though if things get rough, I probably have to make another new invention, something that's both powerful and enhances the "appeal" of my feet... This is how bored I am lately; I'm getting into weird side-projects and looking for some more excitement. But hey, if it gets me new fans, more money to put into my lab projects and more opportunities to... test on some of the other ladies of ARMS, that's always a plus.

~Dr. Coyle

ARMS © Nintendo