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"I'm Scott Summers and I approve of this message."

*Shows a black-and-white montage of Danielle Hart doing an inaugural speech* We all know of current U.S. President Danielle Hart's promises of better welfare and intergalactic foreign policy.  But in four years, what has she really been doing?  Regulating toxic waste disposal and enforcing publicity?  *Shows a picture of Amy Winehouse drinking Grade-A Mercury from a beer keg with Hart's vacation headshot photo taped over Winehouse's*  We're not going to stand another four years of this shit!  *Initiates demonic flash coloration over picture*

*An aerial view of the National Mall and the Starfleet Monument* This land and the skies above it should belong in the hands of a man we can trust and who has enough dignity not to freeze farts.  *Picture of Scott Summers smiling with depressed Orion slave girl next to him* Scott Summers is an American dreamer.  He dreams of equal rights for any and all.  *Him shaking hands with a Ferengi*  He has in the past dealt with foreign affairs with retarded space aliens and supplied enough Dilithium Crystals to shove it all up the Klingons' asses.

*Summers speaking in person while dozens of Orion slaves are doing whatever the hell Orion slaves do in the background*  "Our goal is to not only increase foreign relations with civilized aliens, but to encourage the UN to supply Starfleet to increase galactic security to overturn the terrorist threat from the Romulans and the Borg."  *An Orion slave accidentally drops a glass and gets whipped to death in the background* "I'm running for U.S. president!"

Scott Summers: Equal Rights supporter and a kick-ass candidate!

Description
"I'm Scott Summers and I approve of this message."

*Shows a black-and-white montage of Danielle Hart doing an inaugural speech* We all know of current U.S. President Danielle Hart's promises of better welfare and intergalactic foreign policy.  But in four years, what has she really been doing?  Regulating toxic waste disposal and enforcing publicity?  *Shows a picture of Amy Winehouse drinking Grade-A Mercury from a beer keg with Hart's vacation headshot photo taped over Winehouse's*  We're not going to stand another four years of this shit!  *Initiates demonic flash coloration over picture*

*An aerial view of the National Mall and the Starfleet Monument* This land and the skies above it should belong in the hands of a man we can trust and who has enough dignity not to freeze farts.  *Picture of Scott Summers smiling with depressed Orion slave girl next to him* Scott Summers is an American dreamer.  He dreams of equal rights for any and all.  *Him shaking hands with a Ferengi*  He has in the past dealt with foreign affairs with retarded space aliens and supplied enough Dilithium Crystals to shove it all up the Klingons' asses.

*Summers speaking in person while dozens of Orion slaves are doing whatever the hell Orion slaves do in the background*  "Our goal is to not only increase foreign relations with civilized aliens, but to encourage the UN to supply Starfleet to increase galactic security to overturn the terrorist threat from the Romulans and the Borg."  *An Orion slave accidentally drops a glass and gets whipped to death in the background* "I'm running for U.S. president!"

Scott Summers: Equal Rights supporter and a kick-ass candidate!