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Mr--Jack — Girl with a cat.
Published: 2004-04-20 08:04:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 10006; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 1081
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Thanks for leaving this man. Really inspiring!
Gives us puny mortals hope to improve and reach godly levels.
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Thanks! (but wow, that's old now!)
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Thats a really slick and luch sketch... the cool expression and the cat with the mask makes it worth while...^_^
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Thankye for your comments, but just one thing - the cat isn't wearing a mask.
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Sorry! the shape of the head just looked a bit like a mask to me....^_^
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This is awesome! She shading is pretty good (better than what i can do). I want a cat that would sit on my shoulder -________- maybe one day.....
-cough- ne ways... I like the way u did her hair, and the outfit is pretty cool^^
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Thankyou very much. Indeed, would be cool to have a cat like that.
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Thanks... *waves smelling salts under Aviance's nose*
It really is handy that I carry them around, eh?
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very!!!who knows i could still be unconciouse*(unsure of spelling) on your page!
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Indeed. Glad you're not, though. People really should be more careful...
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yup..im sorry.I wont faint on your page again*walks off slouched*
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Nah, it's ok. I really don't mind. *runs over and pats shoulder* Come back if you want.
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YAY!!!!! indeed.
yay yay yay.
(if you could see the sarcasm in that I'm sorry - I wasn't sure what you were 'yay'ing to, so I just went along with it for the fun of it)
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ok lol.. *raises eyebrow*riiiggghhhttt...lol....*jumps a couple of feet into the air says "mip mip"and runs down a dusty road* xD
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*Yells "Neewhootythwatsit" , and leaps off in pursuit, noticing on the side of the road a sign saying 'NO ENTRY'*
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hehehe......*falls into a big black hole just in time to feel something large hit self on head*"dang potholes!" *passes out*
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*Can't see aviace because she's down a hole. Looks around* DAMN YOOOUUUU!!!!... *Continues running in the same direction, and falls into the same hole, and passes out next to her after repeating her yell of 'dang potholes!'*
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lol *wakes up and realizes mr-jack is next to. she raizes one eyebrow suspiciously and once again says "mip mip"quickly nicks mr-jacks smelling salts, waves them under his nose and runs off into the distance*
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*Mr-jack sits up groggily, then realizes where he is. He reaches for his smelling salts, realizes they're gone and leaps out of the hole and off down the road in pursuit with a cry of "MEEWHOOTLE SNAPPISHNEL!"*
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*chucks smelling salts behind her ,and ponders over what "MEEWHOOTLE SNAPPISHNEL!" might mean *lol
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*Taking advantage of Aviance's confusion, Mr--Jack slows to a sneak and steals the dropped smelling salts from behind her.. Then he leaps and tackles her to the ground with another confusing cry of NOODLESQUAT BUJEEMASNESK*
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*quickly diverts mr-jacks attention to the belly dancing santa clause singing 'i will survive' .and quickly slips away with an evil cackle,then manages to quickly flick a smile toward mr-jack,before,again sayin "mip mip!" and running away at top speed laughin evily 
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*after staring at the distracting and disturbingly attractive belly dancing santa claus singing 'I will survive' for a minute he jumps up just in time to see the last of her smile and catch her laughter. With the infuriating 'mip mip' sound ringing in his ears, he roars a deafening roar, and runs off after her rubbing his ears to try and make them work again*
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*hears mr-jack coming up behind with a deafining roar,she leaps into the sewars hoping she'd be safe there and meets a freindly english rat who said her running was spiffing good and invited her into the sewar pipe for tea and biscuits as she also was a fellow english person*
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*Mr--jack loses sight of Aviance as she hops into the sewer and closes the manhole cover. He walks up to the manhole cover, and steps onto it. It promptly collapses, and Mr--Jack is sent screaming and plummetting to land in the sewer water as it rushes past. He manages to swim to the edge, and then climbs out, spluttering. He hears the sound of english voices chatting in a pipe*
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*aviance feels sorry for mr-jack ,and as she is in a good mood after meeting a fellow english person,she goes outside and asks him if he would also like to join them but first he must learn the english lingo!so aviance tells him so long as he says :spiffing,fellow,old chum,rather,toodle pip(goodbye) and pip pip(hello). he should fit in just fine!AND NO SAYING AYE!
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No saying aye? Spiffing, old chum. rather marvelous, I say. I would so love to join your little tea party, my good fellows. Say, mind if I sit over here?
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*amazed at mr-jacks fluent english,she grunts ,mouth wide open in shock,at a chair in between her and the mouse and guides him towards the cakes and tea.......SUDDENLY the mouse pulls off his disguise and turns out to be a ninja rat!Eleanore does a couple of spinning and flying mawashes and a few maegeris*
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*Mr--Jack, at first startled by the mouse's sudden transformation, springs into action, following Eleanore's example. Pulls out two kitanas and attacks the rat with his usual fury. Commends Eleanore on her flying mawashes*
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*after slaying the mouse with mr-jack,eleanore wonders if he is phsycic as he knows her name(or maybe he looked at her user page 
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*Mr-Jack believes that such a proposition would be willingly taken on board, and would be delighted to form such an organization. He also tells her that when she continues to refer to herself as eleanore, it is quite simple to discern her name*
*"How many people do you see joining us in our quest to rid the world of the doom ninja rats?" asks Mr-Jack, as they climb up out of the sewer.
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*"i dont know how many wil join us in our quest,but they will have to have a strong hatred of rats,hmmm maybe we should start askin our freinds to join us?"says eleanore informatively as they stand on the desserted street above the sewer watching the sun fade down over the mountains.then together they walk off into the distance to find a headqaurters for their new organization and ,moreover,skilled marital artists and fighters to actually join it......maybe they shall meet some along the way....Theyre quest has begun"
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*They continue down the road, in the gloaming. Then, suddenly, from out of the shadows leap three ninja doom rats, armed to the teeth. They creep in from all sides, pushing Eleanore and Mr-Jack into the middle of the road, back to back.*
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*suddenly they both do fly up into the air doing spinning kicks still back to back and take out all of the ninja doom rats in this fashion.then they dust off theyre hands and eleanore exclaims"bloomin good show my fellow!"then they go on to ponder what they would do if they were conforonted wiith a whole platoon of ninja doom rats 
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*After pondering this quite ponderable question for a few minutes, they continue to walk down the road. Now here I shall say that it was quite fortunate that they pondered that very question and not, perhaps, another one; for here, marching down the road in their general direction, was an entire platoon of ninja doom rats. Eleanore and Mr-Jack exchange glances, then head off at a run towards their approaching foe*
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*on their way toward the doom ninja rats time suddenly stops and a floating elephant with it legs crossed hands them both two samurai swords and suddenly time restart and they exchange cheeky glances and slay the platoon in next to no time then they do the kewl swirly thing to flick the blood of the blades and they slowly walk off into the distance to find a larger gang and a base....they have never felty so triumphant.*
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*aviance agrees with mr jack about the spiffing friendship,whilst putting out her foot to stop a little guinea pig ball of fire escaping and she kicks it back onto the logs.suddenly aviance hears a noise over by the swords and goes to check it out,theres a weird dude in a kamoto(?)(the weird dress thingy)oogling over it,suddenly he pulls out a samurai sword and places it next to theirs."perfect" was the only word he mumbled before re entering the woods and bringin forth millions of people in weird dress thingys and bowing.mr jack and avaince exchange weird glances but feel somewhat at ease.*
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*And this triumphant feeling last the whole way into the night, when they decide to make camp and set up their tent. (which magically appeared along with the samurai swords as a gift from the elephant). They build a campfire from logs, sticks and guinea pigs that they found lying around, and then sat about it eating freshly toasted mung-beans and swapping tales of their pasts. Mr--Jack notes that their friendship is proceedingly spiffingly, and he is glad that they gave up their original emnity to join forces.*
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*aviance agreed their freindship is proceedin spiffingly.then suddenly a dude ina robe thingy jumped outta the bush and serveyed there swords with an approving smile."hey what you doin"said aviance and with that millions of the robe people jumped out of the bush and mr jack and aviance made a rush for the swords but it was too late.then the robe peoples leader said"do not worry my freinds we are freinds of the mystical elephant sent to help you ,please folow us to our camp."and with that they gave back the swords and mr jack and aviance followed there new found freinds."
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*on the way back to the camp, quietly following the darkly robed people, Mr--Jack leant over and murmered to Aviance "the mystical elephant? Have you ever heard of him? He sounds familiar, but.." He was cut short by a glance and gesture from one of the figures ahead of them. Mr--Jack rested his hand on the hilt of his sword, uneasy. When they made it to the robed peoples camp, they were shown to a tent in the middle of a ring around the campfire. The campfire threw out a hot yellow glow and cast odd and monstrous shadows onto the canvas walls of their tent, doing nothing to lessen Mr--Jack's sense of unease. The same robed figure that they had first met on the road came into the tent, placed two bowls of a steaming soup on the floor in the centre and then left again, without speaking.
After eating the soup, which turned out to be mushroom, apple and rabbit-tail, they decided to try and get some rest despite their unnerving situation*
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