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Mr-Culexus — The Littlest Pyro

Published: 2009-07-03 12:01:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 23197; Favourites: 269; Downloads: 198
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Description I entered an art hustle with a collection of superior artists, the aim of which was to draw a female version of the TF2 pyro. I had already seen some peoples entries and decide that I wasn't even going to attempt my clumsy attempts at sex appeal when my work was held along side the likes of imric and deadxcross, so I took a different angle.

The words of wisdom are a little trite,I admit but they still ring true.
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Comments: 127

lode21 [2009-07-05 04:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Is there tiny Engineer to go along?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to lode21 [2009-07-05 06:11:10 +0000 UTC]

iunno

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lode21 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-05 16:41:42 +0000 UTC]

There must be!
Or else there will be Tiny SPAHS sappin' their sentries and Dispensers!

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Maria-Lin [2009-07-04 18:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Awww! How cute!

Wait, that's camuflage to take me off-guard and fry me?

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author-greg In reply to ??? [2009-07-04 14:09:35 +0000 UTC]

hudduh hudduh huh

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Scarledian [2009-07-04 11:31:47 +0000 UTC]

D'aaaaw

I jsut wanna hug it, and squeeze it, and burst into flames

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Juskan In reply to ??? [2009-07-04 10:52:22 +0000 UTC]

YOUR SO SMALL EEST FUNNY TO ME.

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Love-The-Pavement [2009-07-04 09:42:09 +0000 UTC]

lollercoaster.

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Karooz [2009-07-04 03:26:16 +0000 UTC]

Too adorable.

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D3115 [2009-07-04 03:24:02 +0000 UTC]

HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA

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Salidas16 In reply to ??? [2009-07-04 02:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Tap dancing Christ that is the dawest thing I've seen in ages.

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MisterScourge [2009-07-04 01:25:04 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what the heck is she saying.

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Psyker-Dave In reply to MisterScourge [2009-07-05 09:14:40 +0000 UTC]

thatsthejoke.jpg

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magicswordz [2009-07-04 01:08:16 +0000 UTC]

nice work

I just wish that my tablet hadn't broke so i could join in the meme

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Giantmoth In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 23:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Mr-Culexus, you are a genious.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Giantmoth [2009-07-03 23:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but I'm actually on the thick side.

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Giantmoth In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Don't you worry, so is the Pyro. And we all have our little pyro on the inside.

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greatshoyru In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 21:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Guh, love the wisdom words.

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Mistuh-B In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 21:22:04 +0000 UTC]

Repeat after me: MMHMHMMHMMHMHMHMMMHM I'M DEAD!

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MA-125 [2009-07-03 21:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Er, I meant "canon".

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MA-125 [2009-07-03 21:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Totally cannon.

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Warhammer3025 [2009-07-03 19:51:37 +0000 UTC]

I can translate the last bit: "Hudduh hudduh huh" is "Put Teleporter Here", an instruction to one of the team's engineers to construct a teleporter entrance nearby.

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raikotsu In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 19:33:27 +0000 UTC]

Here's what I got so far.

Heaven or Having or even, good off, Blvh, begin with the, true, beautiful, spy.

Ok, that doesn't make a lick of sense. I get any of that right?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to raikotsu [2009-07-03 19:47:32 +0000 UTC]

you've got a lot of it. 'blvh' is the hardest bust most unfair bit, but honestly when I covered my face with a jumper and said the phrase its how the words sounded.

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raikotsu In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-03 23:29:40 +0000 UTC]

Believe? Love? Damn it, i'm gonna solve this somehow.

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Elite-Pirate [2009-07-03 17:48:07 +0000 UTC]

I d'awwww'd.
Dammit, how adorable.

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RedZealot6 In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 17:27:05 +0000 UTC]

SUPA SUPA NEKO NEKO KAWAII DESU YO! ^-^ Nyaaaaa~nnn!

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imric1251 [2009-07-03 17:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Daawwwwwwwwww. thats adorable man.

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SuperKroot [2009-07-03 16:52:35 +0000 UTC]

This is adorable :3

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Mr-Culexus In reply to SuperKroot [2009-07-03 16:54:15 +0000 UTC]

ta

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Paruser In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 16:14:59 +0000 UTC]

I will read this story to my children. And then give them flamethrowers.

Best father EVER.

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EndgamerAzari [2009-07-03 16:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Hudduh hudduh huh indeed.

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Skorpychan [2009-07-03 16:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Adorable. Even if I don't play TF2 because I can't stand online multiplayer modes. (If I want to deal with real people, I will go outside.)

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Frost-Lock [2009-07-03 15:59:58 +0000 UTC]

...have you seen Ignis Solus? Because this feels like it would fit in perfectly.

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Frost-Lock [2009-07-03 16:15:46 +0000 UTC]

I have. Great stuff.

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Frost-Lock In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-03 16:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Very much so.

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UnclePutte [2009-07-03 15:59:55 +0000 UTC]

At first I was like (srs.jpg)
... but then I hudduh'd.

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Vlaskiyov [2009-07-03 15:53:51 +0000 UTC]

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, she's just so cute, she makes a nice pyro for those who wouldn't expect it. Could I get a translation for what she's saying or do I have to try and gather what I can from the muffled voicings?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Vlaskiyov [2009-07-03 16:16:09 +0000 UTC]

I wanna see if someone, by sheer miracle can translate it.

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Vlaskiyov In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-03 19:27:38 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFF Alright, but give it a deadline. pleaseee.

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Seytii In reply to ??? [2009-07-03 15:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh lawdy I D'awwd.
The Pyro's a girl anyway, isn't she?

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Seytii [2009-07-03 15:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. But in this context, the whole family are pyros

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Seytii In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-07-03 15:48:24 +0000 UTC]

We need a family picture of them all together, would be win ^^

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WizardWolf359 In reply to Seytii [2009-07-11 02:40:59 +0000 UTC]

A picture of the family sitting on a desk, the edges frayed by what must have been a spy check gone wrong.

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Seytii In reply to WizardWolf359 [2009-07-11 12:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, that would be very very win :3

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Corporal-Yakob [2009-07-03 15:18:37 +0000 UTC]

I can see the "baby" fire axe but where are the "tiniest" gasmask and "adorable" flamethrower?
Great work btw!

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WarthHammer [2009-07-03 15:14:17 +0000 UTC]

awwwwwwwwww a feel good family monment.

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Winterous [2009-07-03 15:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Incredible
But really, NO ONE should be trying to sell the 'Female Pyro' as a sexual figure.

If I were to do a female Pyro, I would make her:

Middle-aged.
Extremely bad complexion.
Have a voice which is barely audible over the rasping and wheezing from her throat cancer.
Little to no hair.
Somewhat overweight.
Etc.

Your one is cute though :3

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Bionicle125 [2009-07-03 15:07:35 +0000 UTC]

I think 'sphh' means spy.

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WizardWolf359 [2009-07-03 14:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Thats just wonderful in every way.

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