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Published: 2012-05-28 05:08:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 1674; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 34
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fist bumps your heart
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i learned it from you bro
i learned it from you
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Damn right he did. Too much Boku no Pico anime.
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dave pretty much grew up canonically on a steady diet of anime and tons of tentacle porn
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Damn. No wonder he's like that. 6___6
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and dave soared through the air and landed on dirk's back and challenged jake to a dUEL.
THE PLOT THICKENS.
i literally can't with this ship.
i ship it crack.
so hard.
because it's name is literally adventure time.
also i have been christened jake by my girlfriend and hey what can i say i bring shipping to real life.
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jakes thick plush lips said no but his spade screamed FUCK ME IN THE BUTT DAVE
ok like literally i only really like it when dave is all jealous over dirk and jake has no fucking idea what is going on like gosh you striders are just so fucking dollywhopped and hey why are you taking your shirts off
you guys are literally all of the yaoi on the internet it is you
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dnfkj;d/vigkdsh.
i dub stridercest your otp.
wow really spell check fuck YES stridercest is a word.
add that shit to your dictionary and go fuck yourself you are a horrible spell checker and i hate you.
but yes johndavedirk and jakedirkdave are both really fucking good ships.
and as you can see from tumblr i jUST HAVE ALOT OF FEELS ABOUT THREESOME SHIPS OKAY.
I JUST DO.
THREE IS A BEAUTIFUL NUMBER SOBS GROSSLY IN THE CORNER.
does this mean we are in johndaves dirkjakes davesols yuris /and/ yaois??
wowow call the fucking animu press over here i need to be their relationship advice person since i am obviously qualified since i am literally a ship myself.
like those fucking "ask amy" or whatever things where the advice-giver is anonymous and shit.
we'll call it ask yuki.
since in like fucking eVERY GODDAMN ANIME THERE IS THAT /ONE GIRL/ JUST
FUCKING YUKI.
WHAT IS THAT NAME WOW.
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kfjslfa ok maybe a little idk i keep flipflopping i'm not very good at the o part of otp
spellcheck doesn't know shit ok it doesn't even think homestuck is a word ok it obvi has some issues it needs to work out
THREE IS A CROWD
A SEXY CROWD
A CROWD IN YOUR BED
THAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO HAVE A CROWD
HOLY SHIT
YES YES GOOD
IT WILL BE LIKE
YOU WILL BE LIKE SHADES
LIKE
'I SEE YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH HONESTY WITH YOURSELF
I DO NOT HAVE THESE ISSUES BECAUSE I AM A SHIP'
YOU ARE THE YUKI
YOU AND YOU GF ARE YUKI
PLEASE
PLEASE NAME YOUR FIRST BORN YUKI
AND
YOUR SECOND BORN YURI
;D
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who is tho??
no one's good at that i have a bunch of otp's too.
davejohn still conquers all of them.
you know whAT.
I DUB YOUR OTP CREAMSICLE.
THERE.
SHIPPING CRISIS SOLVED.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
wow spellcheck you need to see a therapi-
WAIT DID YOU JUST SERIOUSLY PUT THE LITTLE RED UNDERLINE UNDER THE WORD SPELLCHECK?
WOW FUCK YOU DID.
THIS JUST IN, SPELLCHECK HAS SOME SELF ISSUES.
YEAH SPELLCHECK DEFINITELY NEEDS TO SEE A THERAPIST.
SEXY CROWD.
DAVEJOHNDIRKJAKE.
NOW /THAT/
IS A SEXY CROWD.
MY OT4.
...SECOND OT4.
WAIT.
WAIT WHAT IF WE COMBINED THOSE TWO OT4'S.
DIRKJAKEJOHNDAVESOLKAT.
SHIP NAME: HOLY FUCK.
OR BACKUP SHIP NAME: THE MOTHERLOAD.
BACKUP BACKUP SHIP NAME: THE MOTHERSHIP.
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DREAMJOB.
RIGHT THERE.
DREAM.
JOB.
I AM.
WE ARE.
OMG.
AND MY THIRD BORN YAOI??
IF ANYTHING IS EVER GRACED WITH THE HONOUR OF EMERGING FROM MY VAGINA I WILL NAME IT YUKI.
AND WE'RE ALSO ARADIASOL AND ARADIATEREZI AND JUST ALL THE ARADIA SHIPS NOW I DUBBED HER ARADIA YESTERDAY.
LIKES ADVENTURE.
LIKE RED.
HAS /REALLY/ FLUFFY ADORABLE HAIR.
TYPES "ouo" ALOT.
ARE YOU SEEING THIS PORNRAIL?
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONER???
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ksalfja god fuck creamsicle i just ;D ;D ;D GUILTY PLEASURE
ok spellcheck let's take a step back for a second here
this is an intervention spellcheck
you need some help
we care about you spellcheck
we just want you to be well again
....
WOW OK WOW
WHY ISN'T THERE A FIC FOR THIS
WHY ISN'T THIS A MORE POPULAR SHIP???
NEW OTP OK
quietly tapes an eri on the end
I WANNA MAKE SOME STAR TREK JOKE ABOUT BEING BEAMED UP TO THE MOTHERSHIP (ER I THINK THAT'S STAR TREK IDFUCKINGK ;D)
LIKE SERIOUSLY CAN YOU IMAGINE???
JUST LIKE
CALLING YOUR KIDS IN TO EAT JUST LIKE
YUKI, YURI, YAOI
YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GET ARRESTED
I'LL NAME MY CHILD HENTAI AND THEY CAN BE PORNCOUSINS
#ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE
OH MY GOD
YES YES SO PRESH
IT'S GREAT CUZ YOU CAN ALREADY BE ANY ARADIA SHIP BECAUSE AS WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED
YOU ARE EVERY CHARACTER IN AND OUT OF HOMESTUCK
SHE SHOULD
COSPLAY ARADIA
AND YOU SHOULD
COSPLAY SOLLUX
KISS ON THE FACE
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DON'T EVEN BE GUILTY CREAMSICLE IS PERF OKAY.
spellcheck we just want to help you.
we just want you to be okay again.
I KNOW.
THE MOTHERSHIP.
NEW OTP.
OT6.
OT7 IF YOU ADD ERIDAN BECAUSE YES GOOD.
BEAMED UP BY SHIPPING.
MY LIFE.
YES.
YES PERFECT HOME LIFE.
PERFECT FAMILY LIFE.
PERFECT PORNCOUSINS.
"BUT MOM I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT GAY PORN ON THE INTERNET WITH HENTAI THEIR MOM'S WEIR-"
"DON'T YOU BE INSULTING YOUR PORNAUNTIE MISSY. NOW GO FANGIRL OVER GAY PORN FOR HOURS AND MAKE YOUR MOMMY AND PORNAUNTIE PROUD OKAY?"
"O-KAAAYYY."
AND IT'S PRESH BECAUSE SHE DENIES IT TO SINCE SHE IS ALL EMBARRASSED HER HAIR IS SO FLUFFY BUT IT IS OKAY.
AWW HELL YES.
FNKSL;FS OMG ARADIASOL IS LIKE ONE OF MY OTP'S OKAY.
HETEROSEXUAL OTP.
WE WILL JUST COSPLAY EVERYTHING AND SMOOCH FACES OKAY WE SO WILL.
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GENDERBEND CREAMSICLE IS GREAT TOO OOPS GAYING SHIT UP AGAIN
spellcheck we know you've had some problems lately and we just want to let you know there are still some people left who care about you, i mean, i would never be able to spell psychology without you
SHIT MAN I USED TO BE ALL ABOUT ORGY FICS WHEN I WAS IN OTHER FANDOMS BUT I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN A WHOLE LOT AROUND HERE
I'M ACTUALLY
KINDA SCARED TO LOOK THO
;D
'SWEETHEART, HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR FANFICTION YET?'
'BUT MOM THIS ISN'T MY OTP!'
'YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA GET TO READ FANFICS FOR YOUR OTP! NO DINNER UNTIL YOU FINISH IT.'
'...MAYBE I'M JUST TOO TSUNDERE FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND'
'MAYBE YOU ARE!'
*STOMP STOMP SLAM*
I NEED TO STOP WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT YOU LIFE
PS. YOU CHANGED YOUR AVI, IS IT YOU NOW~~~
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FNSL;DNSDJ YOU SHIP IT SO HARD.
THE WINKING THING STRIKES AGAIN WOW.
spellcheck we just want you to know we love you no matter what and you can tell us anything okay?
we want to help and support you but we can't unless you tell us what's wrong.
FNJKD;NFJA YEAH SAME ORGIES AND LIKE OT3'S OR OT_'S AND STUFF ARE DIFFERENT THINGS.
I JSUT REALLY LIKE A GROUP OF THREE OR FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS AND KISSING OKAY IT'S R EALLY CUTE.
"BUT MOOOM I DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT JOHNDAVE AGAIN."
"NO CHILD OF MINE DOESN'T SHIP JOHNDAVE."
"YEAH WELL MAYBE I DON'T! WHAT NOW?"
"DON'T YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE WITH ME MISSY. NOW READ YOUR JOHNDAVE SMUT."
"WELL WHAT IF I HAVE MY OWN SHIPS HUH? WHAT IF I DON'T SHIP JOHNDAVE??"
"....sweetie, is there something you're not telling me?"
"FINE YES. MOM. I-I SHIP DAVEJADE. ALWAYS HAVE. IT IS MY OTP. THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER AND I'VE DRAWN OVER 5000 FANARTS FOR THEM."
"NO."
"YES."
"DEAR LORD HUSSIE NO ANYTHING BUT DAVEJADE. MAKE HER SHIP GAMKAR RED I DON'T CARE BUT ANYTHING BUT DAVEJADE."
"MOM I'M A DAVEJADE SHIPPER. IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S WHO I AM."
"...."
"MOM?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT SWEETIE, IT'S OKAY. I'LL LOVE AND ACCEPT YOU ANYWAYS."
"R-REALLY? EVEN THOUGH IT'S AGAINST ALL OF OUR JOHNDAVE RELIGION AND HERITAGE?"
"YES. NOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG. I'LL GO ASK YOUR PORNAUNTIE IF SHE KNOWS ANY GOOD DAVEJADE FICS, JUST FOR YOU."
"TH-THANK YOU MOM."
"YOU CAN COME OUT TO YOUR SIBLINGS LATER, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. GO TO BED."
"THANKS MOM. I LOVE YOU."
"I LOVE YOU TOO YURI."
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
WE COULD MAKE A FUCKING NOVEL SERIES OUT OF THESE OKAY THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN LET'S NEVER STOP OKAY.
PS. YES I DID AND YES IT IS. uvu
I GOT BORED AND MADE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ONES FOR FUNSIES OKAY.
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN GONE ALL WEEKEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE I AM SO PATHETIC TEARS.
I AM A KAWAII ICON-CHAN IT'S ME. (โกโฟโกโฟ)
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SLDK;FJJFDKLS;A LEAVE ME ALONE
spellcheck
show us where Microsoft office touched you
you're in a safe place now he can't hurt you here
HOLY FUCK LIKE FUCKING YES LIKE JUST ASKLF;JD
AND LIKE TROLL QUADRANTS AND STUFF TOO
LIKE SOLDAVEKAT
AND THEY JUST LIKE LAY AROUND AND BICKER AND KISS AND STUFF
LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE IN THAT FIC
THAT AMAZING ONE THAT MADE ME SHIP DAVESOL
YES POLYAMOROUS SHIPS ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM AND KJLDSFDSFKJLFSAJKLD; MY KOKORO CANNOT DEAL
L;KSDJJFJSAKDFJKLA;FJSA FS OK OK OK
YURI WILL ONLY SHIP HET
YAOI WILL ONLY SHIP CANON
AND YUKI DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ANYTHING VAGUELY RESEMBLING A SHIT ABOUT ANIME OR SHIPPING AT ALL
SHE IS OTHER GIRL-CHAN
SHE'S ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY OR WHATEVER'S REPLACED IT BY THEN
'MOM IT'S TOTES OBVI JOHN IS GONNA END UP WITH EITHER ROSE OR VRISKA I MEAN COME ON WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GETTING THIS DAVE STUFF FROM I-'
'GO TO YOUR ROOM YAOI'
'BUT MOM I WAS JUST-'
'JUST WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME'
'YOU LET YURI SHIP WHAT SHE WANTS'
'THAT'S DIFFERENT YOU DEVIL CHILD GET OUT OF MY SIGHT'
CALL THE EXORCIST IMMEDIATELY YOUR CHILD IS OBVIOUSLY POSSESSED
PS. OFSDJJKL;FJA; SAL;JAF SO KAWAII OMG
YOU GUYS ARE JUST SO PRESH OK KLA;SJFDKFLJDS; JUST OMG
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NFJK;SNCAS NO IT'S GOOD OTP OTP OTP BEST SHIP EVER PORNRAIL YOU WIN THE "BEST SHIP AWARD" OKAY YOU DO.
FKLS;FNA OKAY I CAN'T CONTINUE THIS BECAUSE I JUST MAKE THE MOST HORRIFIC GIGGLESNORT OKAY I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T OH MY FUCKIGN GOD.
JKS;NCJKAS YES OMG.
LIKE DAVESOLJOHNKAT.
DAVE AND KARKAT WOULD ARGUE ALOT AND SOMETIMES SOLLUX WOULD JOIN IN ON DAVE'S SIDE AND SOMETIMES KARKAT'S AND THEY WOULD BICKER AND THEN JOHN WOULD COME AND SCOLD THEM ALL LIKE THE HOUSEWIFE HE IS AND TELL THEM TO "KISS AND MAKE UP OR I'M CALLING ROSE AND KANAYA" (SHUT UP MY ROSEMARY OTP IS PERFECT) AND THEY WOULD ALL HUG AND KISS FACES AND GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND THEN ARGUE ABOUT THAT TOO.
THAT IS THE BEST FIC OKAY.
THE B E S T.
FNKLNFCSDJKVGIL MY KOKORO GOES DOKI DOKI FOR POLYAMOROUS SHIPS OKAY.
"IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YURI. SHE SHIPS ARADIASOL. AND YOU HAVE TO SHIP IT TOO IT'S SO FUCKING CANON."
"....it is p canon."
"DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS YOUNG MAN. EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE SHIPS ARADIASOL IT IS THE SAFE PLACE OF SHIPS. NOW GO TO THE FETUS ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE SAID."
"BUT MOOOOMM. i /HATE/ THE FETUS ROOM THAT'S SO UNFAIR."
"FETUS ROOM. NOW."
"FIIINNNEEE."
"AND I'M TELLING YOUR MOTHER WHAT YOU SAID."
"NO MOM PLEASE DON'T SHE'LL KILL ME."
"FETUS ROOM. NO TALKING. AND YUKI, GET OFF OF FACEBOOK YOU'VE HAD YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES. TUMBLR. NOW."
"OMG MOOMMM TUMBLR IS SO LAME THOUGH AND I WANT TO GO TO A PARTY LATE-"
"NO CHILD OF MINE GOES TO A PARTY ON A PERFECTLY GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT. TONIGHT IS SHIPPING NIGHT AND YOU WILL SIT HOME AND CRY AND EAT ICECREAM WITH YOUR FAMILY IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT."
"BUT MOOOOMMM."
"NO BUTS YOUNG LADY. TUMBLR. OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE FETUS ROOM WITH YAOI?"
"FINNEE."
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SEEN THAT FETUS ROOM TUMBLR POST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT IS PERF.
AND BY EXORCIST YOU BETTER MEAN YOU PORNRAIL.
YOU WILL COME AND SPANK THEM WITH A YAOI PADDLE.
OR A YURI PADDLE.
OR IN YUKI'S CASE A JOHNDAVE PADDLE.
IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.
PS. FNJKS;LANJAS TH ANK YOU I TRIED TO MAKE THEM KAWAII AND COOL AND STUFF. uvu
SHIPPING ICON ARE P CUTE OKAY I REALLY LIKE THEM.
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