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Published: 2014-01-21 22:57:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 401; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Thunderbuck trots in a lets out a shrill'ish scream**

his lame hoof fluttering in the wind

InstanityNothing:

Fillydimple approaches the strong stallion, her own banshee-esque scream matching his. Finally, after seasons of mating calls back and forth, she'd found him--but there was one problem.
He was ugly.

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck's glazed round moist eyes gazed at Fillydimple, his upper lip twitching from the rabies. The large proud stallion lifted his head back and leaped into the air screaming to the skies. His belly sloshing as he landed daintily on the ground once more. "Mer lerrrrrv" he frothed.

InsanityNothing:

"Ewww," Fillydimple winced, eyes glazing over from the sheer obscenity of a body that was before her.

ms-chowder:

(glistening with testosterone)

InsanityNothing:

(Fillydimple repellant)

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck's upper body was as around as he was wide, with his head already starting to bald. Of course no one was supposed to know since he wore a toupee.
"wiLl you make my BABIES" Thunderbuck grunted painfully through his poorly formed mouth.

InsanityNothing:

Fillydimple could tell, even under his button-decorated fedora, that this Stallion was not in his prime, his grating mane frayed at the ends.

ms-chowder:

"MEERRRRR LERRRRRRV"

InsanityNothing:

"Ew," the younger and healthier Fillydimple whinnied.

ms-chowder:

"MERRRR LERRRRV" Thunderbuck continued to neigh.
Limp foot still fluttering in the wind

InsanityNothing:

Fillydimple sighed. Was this her fate? To give herself to this monstrosity and bear his foals, if that's what they were?
It was obvious she was out of his league. She was a cheerleader in Neigh School after all

ms-chowder:

"cerrrm to meeeeee" Thunderbuck whinnied limp-trotting to Fillydimple, her pom-poms giving him the strength to push back the rabies threatening to leak out of his deformed mouth.
(#gimmeyopompoms )
(#girrrrrrl )

InsanityNothing:

Fillydimple, resigned to her fate, handed over her Pom poms, the last symbol of her singleness.

She put her hands down, now that she was no longer a single lady, she bid farewell to her beyonce cd. A rush of blood flew back into her withered arms. She had not put them down in years, not since Jigglehoof broke up with her.

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck attached the pompoms to his button covered fedora
*in gleeeee

InsanityNOthing:

The deed was done. She belonged to Thunderbuck now.

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck screamed in joy as he watched the blood flow back into Fillydimple's arms

InsanityNothing:

The blood would not stop flowing. Fillydimple felt her arms swell up with the sheer amount of blood racing through her dried up arm veins.

ms-chowder:

"i gutta terrl mermmm" Thunderbuck whispered after his moment of joy passed
THunderbuck thought madly
"fILLYdIMPLE" Thunderbuck screeched
colliding with his love

InsanityNothing:

The blood still wouldn't stop. Her arms soon became painful, to the point she couldn't take it anymore.
With a pop! Her hands exploded and th blood drained out, her arms withering once again like a tomato plant in winter.

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck doubled back in surprise
this had once happened to him before
in the dead of winter

InsanityNothing:

"I'm a hideous freak!" Fillydimple whined, her arms now nonexistant

ms-chowder:

"Tomato my love" he gasped his eyes glazing over
"It was you all along!!"

InsanityNothing:

Tomato felt a lone, pasty tear race down her cheek as she was hailed by her old name.
"It can't be..." she nickered.

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck shrieked to the heavens
His erk'some wail loud enough to pierce the coldest of hearts.
"IT's been too long" Thunderbuck whispered lovingly, taking one sausage like finger to caress Tomato's face
his breath floating over her face like a toxic haze

InsanityNothing:

"Thunderbuck," Tomato whispered lovingly as her eyebrows burned off from the sheer proximity to Thunderbuck's breath. "Or should I say...Eustace."
"You've changed."

ms-chowder:

Thunderbuck was about to reply but was cut off by his screaming spasm.
"It was Jigglehoof my love"
"he said you had died in the war"
'Eustace' blinked Thunderhoof
"No one has called me that in a long time"
"Not since i developed these thighs"
*thighs jiggle on cue*

InsanityNothing:

Tomato swoons, nearly fainting.
"Jigglehoof...how could he!" she semi-growls, semi-bleats.

ms-chowder:

Eustace catches Tomato before she could faint.
His arm fat cushioning her swoon

InsanityNothing:

She sinks in so far that soon she is gasping for air

ms-chowder:

"i should have knOWn" Eustace half shrieks
ignoring the suffocating Tomato

InsanityNothing:

Tomato claws at the air, or she would if she had arms.

ms-chowder:

"it all started with that bloody war!!"
Eustace continued oblivious to Tomato's struggles

InsanityNOthing:

Tomato's face turns purple with lack of oxygen, her hind legs kick out from under her, trying to free her from the all-consuming arm fat.

ms-chowder:

"if only i had eaten the goglath properly when i had the chance things might not have escalated like it did . . "
"Tomato?"
Eustace looked down and gasped
"Tomato!!" he shrieked projecting himself backwards, releasing Tomato from her flappy cell.

InsanityNOthing:

Tomato hit the ground, her head rupturing from the sudden burst of oxygen and the impact on the cold hard ground.

ms-chowder:

Eustance shrieked in horror

InsanityNothing:

Tomato lifted whatever stump of an arm she had left. "Eustace..." she croaked.

ms-chowder:

Eustance limped forward and grabbed Tomato's boobs to pull her into his lap
His glazed eyes watered as he gazed at the stump that was once her head

InsanityNothing:

"Eustace," Tomato repeated, despite not having a head.

ms-chowder:

"TomaTO" Eustace screamed holding her chest close to his own

InsanityNothing:

"I've always...........*cough*......you..."
Her last dying words were muttered incoherently as her throat closed up.

ms-chowder:

"WHAT CHU SAY?!?"
"TOMATOOOOOOO"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

InsanityNothing:

Tomato's breats withered as her spirit departed her shrivelled body.

ms-chowder:

Eustace cried harder realizing he could never touch her plump arms or breasts ever again
Eustace cried so hard that his fat flabby boy grew skinnier and leaner
His mournful sobs cured his rabies and deformed jaw
his angry kicking knocked his lame hoof back into place, making it useable.

And the turrets that claimed his body day and night
vanished as his howling and screaming and kicking came to a close
The noble, and now incredibly attractive steed stood up
his mournful eyes gazing at the corpse of the filly he once loved
"from this moment on . . . Thunderbuck is no more
from now on, i will only be called Eustace
in honor of my one and only love
Tomato"
Eustace says with a sexy neigh
(i'm a god of words)

InsanityNothing:

(yes u are)
With the sound of his godlike voice, Tomato's head blossomed out of the stump of her neck, more beautiful than ever before.

Her blood swirled throughout her body, restoring her arms and flushing her into a beautiful shade of pink.
"Eustace, my love," she whinnied in a voice like silk.

ms-chowder:

"Tomato!" Eustace gasped in surprise

InsanityNothing:

"Your love has revived me."

ms-chowder:

"How? How can this be? BUt your head!"

InsanityNothing:

"It was a test, my love, to see if you were true in your feelings."

ms-chowder:

Eustace kneeled down beside his love

InsanityNOthing:

With that, Tomato unfolded a pair of hither-to hidden wings, spanning wider than her body.
"I am actually the Pegasus God, Tomatowings."

ms-chowder:

Eustace gasped like the hot motherfucker he was
"No way! But Tomatowings was always just a myth young fowls told each other at night!"
"You're telling me you're that Tomatowings!?"

InsanityNothing:

The pegasus nickered, her laugh summoning a ring of flowers to bloom around the two lovers.

Ms-chowder:

Even Eustace's pexs rippled in surprise

InsanityNothing:

"I am, indeed, Eustace. And I have chosen you to accompany me on my quest, to rule beside me as the unicorn god."

ms-chowder:

"A god! Me?!"

InsanityNOthing:

Tomatowings placed a delicate hoof atop Eustace's forehead, a ringing sound ensued as a large and very sexy horn protruded painlessly from his forehead.

ms-chowder:

Eustace's horn throbbed in delight
"I don't know what to say"

InsanityNOthing:

"Say yes, Eustace. Rule beside me." Tomatowings snorted.

ms-chowder:

Eustace touched his massive horn

It pulsed under his touch

InsanityNothing:

Tomatowings felt her majestic feathers stick together with sweat.
The way he touched his horn was so sexy, Tomatowings smiled.

ms-chowder:
(wtf are we i can't even see)
InsanityNothing:
(im dyIGN)

ms-chowder:

Eustace lifted his head, heavy with the extra burden
"then yes"
"for you my love, i will become Eustacehorn"
"leader and god of the free world"

InssanityNothing:

Her wings shivered excitedly.
"Together we shall rule, as one." She placed a wing on his back affectionately.

ms-chowder:


Eustacehorn proceeded to fuck Tomatopegasus with his massive pulsating horn



(I"M DONE)
(I"ME SORRY)
(I"M OUT)
(*LEAVE THE ROOM*)
InsanityNothing:
(OMG YES)
(MOLLY OH MY SWEET PEGASUS GOD)
ms-chowder:
(JESSS WHHHYYYYY)
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Comments: 46

Paintsnap [2015-06-11 04:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh
mOLLY, JESS I'M CRYING

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ms-chowder In reply to Paintsnap [2015-06-11 04:53:20 +0000 UTC]

/chuckle

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Paintsnap In reply to ms-chowder [2015-06-11 04:56:37 +0000 UTC]

we need a part 2

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ms-chowder In reply to Paintsnap [2015-06-11 05:10:26 +0000 UTC]

wut if i told you there is a part 2 i just haven't uploaded it yet

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Paintsnap In reply to ms-chowder [2015-06-11 05:12:45 +0000 UTC]

omg

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TimidCute [2014-12-05 05:01:42 +0000 UTC]

I JUST READ THIS AGAIN WHY DID I DO THAT

tho the second time around it made a tiny bit more sense //i think

MAKE A PART 2

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ms-chowder In reply to TimidCute [2014-12-05 05:05:30 +0000 UTC]

it's funny because we have a part 2 but i haven't uploaded it yet haha

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TimidCute In reply to ms-chowder [2014-12-05 05:17:14 +0000 UTC]

XD omg DO IT PLS

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ms-chowder In reply to TimidCute [2014-12-05 05:18:36 +0000 UTC]

//sounds of a beached whale

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TimidCute In reply to ms-chowder [2014-12-05 05:21:37 +0000 UTC]

//Walrus screech

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Nixhil [2014-05-20 07:24:51 +0000 UTC]

i have to read this like once a month now

its still so beautiful

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-05-20 16:56:32 +0000 UTC]

we need to make a part two

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-05-21 04:40:08 +0000 UTC]

why stop at two

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-05-22 03:32:21 +0000 UTC]

*suggestive wink*

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-05-23 06:52:23 +0000 UTC]

*suggested wink received* *hips wiggle truthfully*

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ZephyrThunder [2014-05-07 01:02:43 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS THE BEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN

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ms-chowder In reply to ZephyrThunder [2014-05-07 05:14:42 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

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ZephyrThunder In reply to ms-chowder [2014-05-07 23:11:29 +0000 UTC]

oH THANK YOU
I TRY        

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Storm-Kitt [2014-04-19 19:48:35 +0000 UTC]

this is the most beautiful things i have ever laid my eyes upon

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ms-chowder In reply to Storm-Kitt [2014-04-21 06:11:45 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!

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Storm-Kitt In reply to ms-chowder [2014-04-21 21:36:38 +0000 UTC]

GASP THANK YOU

NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AT TOMATOWINGS I'M AFRAID

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ms-chowder In reply to Storm-Kitt [2014-04-21 23:30:03 +0000 UTC]

*shakes booty* NUH UUUUUUUH

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Storm-Kitt In reply to ms-chowder [2014-04-22 00:30:47 +0000 UTC]

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Nugchuppy [2014-03-13 07:31:50 +0000 UTC]

NOTHING IS WORTH READING ANYMORE
THIS IS BEAUTY IN ITS PUREST FORM

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ms-chowder In reply to Nugchuppy [2014-03-13 07:41:50 +0000 UTC]

ALL KNEEL BEFORE TOMATO SHIPPING

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Ahoy-Mikki [2014-03-12 07:00:31 +0000 UTC]

That was wild from start to finish.
I'm so glad this exists.

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ms-chowder In reply to Ahoy-Mikki [2014-03-12 07:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Eustacehorn whinnies in agreement

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TimidCute [2014-02-28 22:10:18 +0000 UTC]

WHAT DID I JUST READ

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Nixhil In reply to TimidCute [2014-03-13 07:49:43 +0000 UTC]

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ms-chowder In reply to TimidCute [2014-02-28 22:17:27 +0000 UTC]

ART. PERFECT UN-FILTERED ART.

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MistDapple [2014-02-03 19:34:17 +0000 UTC]

*SCREECHES AS EYES WITHER, LIMBS FLAILING ABOUT LIKE A RAGDOLL WITH HEAD TRAUMA*


O MY GOURD


WHAT IS


WHAT


MY EYESSSSSSS


WAT DID I JUST READSFDGTJUKIYUJH


*FAILS, CONTINUING TO SCREECH UNRECOGNIZABLE WORDS OF PAIN*


fo realz tho i think i died loling throughout this epic tale

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ms-chowder In reply to MistDapple [2014-02-04 05:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Tomatopegusus x Eustacehorn forever <3

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MistDapple In reply to ms-chowder [2014-02-04 06:09:25 +0000 UTC]

You and Patchy have, by far, the most messed up creative minds I've ever seen in my entire life.


........


This is why I love you guys~ ; w ;


TOMATOXEUSTACE 5EVER!!!

It's totally canon. No turning back now.

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Nixhil In reply to MistDapple [2014-03-13 07:02:23 +0000 UTC]

I take pride in that

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ms-chowder In reply to MistDapple [2014-02-07 02:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Imma put this on my resume, i want people to understand how creative i really am.

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MistDapple In reply to ms-chowder [2014-02-07 21:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Aw yee gurl. Errybody will be lookin' at you with all da respects.

Fo sho yo~

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ms-chowder In reply to MistDapple [2014-02-07 23:28:51 +0000 UTC]

*hands me 6 figure salary for a starting position* we are not worthy

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Nixhil [2014-01-21 23:12:09 +0000 UTC]

My entire life has lead up to this moment.


I demand fanart now.

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-03-14 03:16:35 +0000 UTC]

WTF I JUST REALIZED I CHANGED TOMATOWINGS NAME TO TOMATOPEGASUS IN THE LAST LINE AND HAVE REFERRED TO HER AS THAT EVER SINCE. WHY MOLLY WHY.

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-03-14 07:14:16 +0000 UTC]

I NOTICED BUT I LOVE IT EITHER WAY

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-03-22 23:40:48 +0000 UTC]

WHY DIDN"T YOU STOP ME

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-03-25 19:22:25 +0000 UTC]

I LIKE IT

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-01-22 03:39:46 +0000 UTC]

If i didn't have Mirco lab today i totally would have done some tonight. I haven't done guild work in like a month, but this takes priority over that right now.

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-01-22 08:28:28 +0000 UTC]

This totally takes priority over that

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ms-chowder In reply to Nixhil [2014-01-22 19:43:19 +0000 UTC]

Definitely takes priority over that

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Nixhil In reply to ms-chowder [2014-01-26 23:25:09 +0000 UTC]

this > that

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