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Kenji - That’s the name I gave to Asuma’s son. It means intelligent ruler.
Tokujo - Tokubetsu Jonin
Daarin' - darling
Iie - no

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It wasn't like he didn't love her. Yeah, he loved her. By his all heart. Well, his world and mind were revolved around her. Around her sly smile, around her long blond hair, sky-blue eyes, her pleading voice, when wanted to buy new dress, all just she was his. Like deers. They belonged to him. And she also.

But deers have one advantage that his woman doesn't have. Well, the deers don't complain. It was a really important attribute for him.
But deers don't cook as good as his woman. The deers do not smile as beautifully. The deers don't seduce him (if they would - which is of course impossible - he would be worried), do not kiss him as good as his woman. And they cannot do THIS. So, the woman won.

But today he was running away. He lied on the grass and just took out his cigarettes. He was really annoyed. Ino was somehow very nervous. She yelled at him just because he said that Temari's gotten prettier. Well, he knew that it would make her angry, but then he quickly added that she would never be as beautiful as Ino. But now Temari heard what he said, so he was just running away from Temari and guys. Oh, well. Since he got married, Naruto, Kakashi, Konohamaru and Kenji were teasing him about not having children. Well, Hinata just informed day ago that she is pregnant. It made Naruto so proud, so conceited and puffed-up, that it was hard for Sasuke and Shikamaru to hold up. By the way, Neji wasn't worried 'cause his little Hyuuga was already one year old. Oh yeah, he forgot - Neji got already one one-year old girl and a boy, who was just borned. Tenten nearly beat him up, when he got drunk with Naruto, Sasuke and himself - Shikamaru, so he went on roof and shouted aloud that he's got already two kids. He couldn't walk home on his own. Naruto also couldn't. Thanks goodness, that Sakura was a medic-nin, so when she noticed that three of them (Neji was already being beaten up by gravid Tenten), she gave them some medicine that made them sober. Hinata nearly fainted when she saw nearly naked Naruto, half drunken (he was Kyuubi at all, so medicine wasn't enough for him) and two men holding him and grinning coyly. Back to this damn pregnancy. There was a gossip that Sakura is also pregnant (Sasuke was smiling mysteriously). But Ino wasn't hurrying herself so much. Like she said - she was just enjoying him. Their time together. And that he was hers, which means that no woman can come close to him, or she'll have to do to with Yamanaka, Haruno, Hyuuga family (Ino was really befriend with her contemporaries). So, Ino was completely sure that Shikamaru or he's eventual lover will think twice when getting a romance.

Shikamaru wasn't a bad husband, no he wasn't. But, was Ino happy? Yes, she was. Does she have all thins she wants? Yeah, of course. Including all clothes, shoes, jewellery and everything she wanted to have. She was a good wife. He knew that there wasn't a better woman for him. Even Temari didn't understand him the way Ino did. And Ino was cute and funny. Ino was beautiful. And most importantly - she loved him. As well, he loved her. And that was what he wanted.

'There.' she bent forward. He immediately opened his eyes, when he heard her voice. 'You should stop smoking. That will be harmful to kids.' she frowned. She rested her hand on her loins.

'If my memory isn't broken... I think that we agreed when we were getting married that you will allow me to smoke, don't you remeber... daarin'?' She immediately blushed. Well, she was like a opened book to him - she could be even a sign-post for him. He could read in her with no worries. 'Besides... I can't recall myself having children, daarin'.'

'Mind if I sit?' she changed subject.

'Why would I mind if my dear wife sit next to me?' he was still laying on the grass. Didn't make even one move.

'We've been looking for you whole morning, honey.'

'Who is "we"?' he frowned.

'Don't be ridiculous, Shika-kun. No part-time lovers I have! Just me and guys.' she stopped 'And Temari.' she had this mean smile.

'Oh, right.'

'But I knew, you would be there. Temari made a chaos through whole village.' she sighed. Was she upset?

'Ino... are... are you mad at me?'

'Of course not! Why should I? Or you want me to?'

'Of co-course n-not! I... I said... that Tem-mari got-ten prettier.' he was stammering. Ino could be really scaring when being mad.

'Well, if it is your opinion, I have no strength to change it, do I?' she smiled sadly.

'But you should know, that for me you're the most beautiful woman in the world.'

'Oh, yeah. I know this. Otherwise you wouldn't marry me. I am too annoying for every other man.' she laughed.

'You seem strange today, Ino.' he sat down.

'Iie, I am not.' her voice was oddly high. Was she hiding something? From him? Him - Nara Shikamaru the Great? No way! He's gonna found out what the hell is going on!

'Come on...! I am your husband, am I not?'

'Well, yes, you are. But...'

'... and... and... and...' she looked at him with this stupid hoping face. Oh, no! He have to say it one more time! Dammit... Asuma-sensei, help me! She was waiting for him, Nara Shikamaru to say these three words!

'Yeah, I love you.'

'Good to hear that. I needed it.'

'I know.'

'I know that you know.'

'And I know that you know that I know. Oh, why didn't you come earlier?'

'Because I thought you would like to spend a little time alone, am I wrong?' she looked at him smiling. His heart jumped higher. It was always when she smiled. Strange, one smile and he's nearly faintin'. Like a damn young teenage. He was damn fooled by his wife. Still and forever in love with her. Like Kakashi-sensai says... what love can do with a man, guess?

'Hai. Umm... is there anything special you wanted to tell me?'

'Yeah. I have a surprise for you.' oh, no. Oh, please no! Every time she says it, it means that she changed something in her appearance. Last time he didn't notice that she was wearing a new dress, which made Ino nearly cry, because one day before he noticed that Sakura got a new one. Something new. Something new, c'mon man! You can do it. But there was nothing new! Oh, there is! 'Guess what!'

'Erm... you... you have your hair made into pony tail?'

'Ha ha!' she laughed 'You're strangely observant today, honey. But no.' Oh, man! What am I now supposed to do?!

'Er... you want to buy a new dress?'

'Iie.'

'You... you want to buy new jewellery?' thank godness he was rich. If he wouldn't be a Tokujo they would ages ago go bankrupt. But Ino wasn't a real housewife. She, Sakura, Hinata were Jonins. Well, Tenten wasn't working since having two kids wasn't a good idea to go back to work. Neji was insisting on her to become a housewife, saying that she has to set a example for Sakura, Ino and Hinata (which was a thin excuse). His hidden but commonly known reason was that he was freakin' worried about his wife. Tenten was complaining for two weeks, but sooner she shook hands on it. When Ino or other woman got back from mission, Tenten was obviously jealous. When she didn't have her kids, while she was on the mission men were wooing her, making advances to her, inviting her for lunch or dinner, flirting with her and so on. Now, no one dared to even look at Tenten because Neji could got really bad when any man looked at his precious wife. Except of his really close friends (which includes only Lee, Naruto, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, sensei's and maybe this baker, who was gay), of course. Shikamaru understood Neji. He remembered when Sai was looking at Ino. He got angry, but he didn't tell anyone. It would be a shame. And he was a cool guy, at last.

'Iie!' she looked at him little sad. Oops. She is... well, better hurry, or she'll kill you.

'You... wa-want a new... house?'

'Why would I?'

'You've been complaining about Nara house lately.'

'No, I like it. Well, I love it, indeed. I think it's far way better than Uchiha's.'

'Arigatou.' he touched her hand coyly. They were married for two years already (he was 25 now), and he liked it the way it was and it is.

'So? You don't know?'

'Well, I... I don't... don't think so...' he said quietly and carefully.

'Don't be so scared of me! I am starting to think that you only see my complains and that you're scared of me. And... that you'd be happier with Temari...' she lowered her voice too.

'Iie! Don't be stupid Ino! If I wouldn't want to be with you I would have divorced you.' he leaned and kissed her. His lip brushed hers like little feathers. She relaxed.

'Well... if you don't know you should've told me!'

'B... but last time...'

'There, you said before our fight that Sakura is an awesome cooker.'

'Oh. It seems that I am the one who always makes it bad and you're all the time forgivi...'

'Don't be stupid, Shikamaru!' she interrupted 'You're a good man. And... and handsome.'

'Oh, I knew it already. You wouldn't marry a ugly man.' she poked him jokingly.

'So, you don't know?'

'No, I do not.' Oh, man. Now she's gonna kill me. Well, god... if I can you name that, I am really grateful for what I had. A beautiful, but murderous wife, good friends, awesome sensei, wonderful parents, high rank...

'So, you didn't asked me if there was another reason why I didn't come to find you. I also needed time alone.'

'Ummm... yeah...?' he said half-conscious. Is she gonna divorce me or what? No, that's impossible. I know that Ino loves me. So what?!

'I...' five seconds '... am...' five sconds '... pregnant...!' Shikamaru stood dumb. What did she said? '... and in fact... fact is that I am pregnant, but I...!'

'STOP!' Shika's brain: *loading*; *applying settings* 'YOU WHAT?!?!?!'

'I... I am pregnant!'

FAINT.
'Shika-kun? Oh, my!'

'I... I... I can see... see... Asuma-sensei! He is... he is waving at me from the other side of a huuuge river...'

Tomorrow...

'You got it? HE FAINTED! He fainted when I told him! And I had to carry him all the way home on my own!' Ino cried. She was sitting in a nice cafe with Sakura. They were both disappointed.

'Shikamaru-san was at least better than my husband and Rokudaime! Well, Hinata was really freaked out when she saw them, right? I told Sasuke-kun... and he... he...' Sakura was trying to stay calm.

'Sasuke-san what?'

'He... HE PICKED UP A CHAIR AND THREW IT OUT FROM THE WINDOW! AND NEXT HE JUMPED OUT! HE STOOD ON A ROOF AND SHOUTED HE'LL BE FATHER!' both woman sighed beaten by their famous and handsome stupid husbands^^.

Last Evening....
'YA KNOW ZAT? MY VIFE EEZ PR... PAAGNANT!'

'DON'T GED TOO EGSIDYT! INO EEX PAAGNANT TOO!'

'I... AYE... THEENK AYE... I SHOULT GO HOM...'

'YEAH, YA'RE RIGHT'!' All Konoha members were awaken because of a big shout. Made by really drunk Sauske Uchiha.

'I'M GONNA REEVAIFE MY CLANN WID MY SSSSAKURA-CHYN!'

Description
Kenji - That’s the name I gave to Asuma’s son. It means intelligent ruler.
Tokujo - Tokubetsu Jonin
Daarin' - darling
Iie - no

-----------

It wasn't like he didn't love her. Yeah, he loved her. By his all heart. Well, his world and mind were revolved around her. Around her sly smile, around her long blond hair, sky-blue eyes, her pleading voice, when wanted to buy new dress, all just she was his. Like deers. They belonged to him. And she also.

But deers have one advantage that his woman doesn't have. Well, the deers don't complain. It was a really important attribute for him.
But deers don't cook as good as his woman. The deers do not smile as beautifully. The deers don't seduce him (if they would - which is of course impossible - he would be worried), do not kiss him as good as his woman. And they cannot do THIS. So, the woman won.

But today he was running away. He lied on the grass and just took out his cigarettes. He was really annoyed. Ino was somehow very nervous. She yelled at him just because he said that Temari's gotten prettier. Well, he knew that it would make her angry, but then he quickly added that she would never be as beautiful as Ino. But now Temari heard what he said, so he was just running away from Temari and guys. Oh, well. Since he got married, Naruto, Kakashi, Konohamaru and Kenji were teasing him about not having children. Well, Hinata just informed day ago that she is pregnant. It made Naruto so proud, so conceited and puffed-up, that it was hard for Sasuke and Shikamaru to hold up. By the way, Neji wasn't worried 'cause his little Hyuuga was already one year old. Oh yeah, he forgot - Neji got already one one-year old girl and a boy, who was just borned. Tenten nearly beat him up, when he got drunk with Naruto, Sasuke and himself - Shikamaru, so he went on roof and shouted aloud that he's got already two kids. He couldn't walk home on his own. Naruto also couldn't. Thanks goodness, that Sakura was a medic-nin, so when she noticed that three of them (Neji was already being beaten up by gravid Tenten), she gave them some medicine that made them sober. Hinata nearly fainted when she saw nearly naked Naruto, half drunken (he was Kyuubi at all, so medicine wasn't enough for him) and two men holding him and grinning coyly. Back to this damn pregnancy. There was a gossip that Sakura is also pregnant (Sasuke was smiling mysteriously). But Ino wasn't hurrying herself so much. Like she said - she was just enjoying him. Their time together. And that he was hers, which means that no woman can come close to him, or she'll have to do to with Yamanaka, Haruno, Hyuuga family (Ino was really befriend with her contemporaries). So, Ino was completely sure that Shikamaru or he's eventual lover will think twice when getting a romance.

Shikamaru wasn't a bad husband, no he wasn't. But, was Ino happy? Yes, she was. Does she have all thins she wants? Yeah, of course. Including all clothes, shoes, jewellery and everything she wanted to have. She was a good wife. He knew that there wasn't a better woman for him. Even Temari didn't understand him the way Ino did. And Ino was cute and funny. Ino was beautiful. And most importantly - she loved him. As well, he loved her. And that was what he wanted.

'There.' she bent forward. He immediately opened his eyes, when he heard her voice. 'You should stop smoking. That will be harmful to kids.' she frowned. She rested her hand on her loins.

'If my memory isn't broken... I think that we agreed when we were getting married that you will allow me to smoke, don't you remeber... daarin'?' She immediately blushed. Well, she was like a opened book to him - she could be even a sign-post for him. He could read in her with no worries. 'Besides... I can't recall myself having children, daarin'.'

'Mind if I sit?' she changed subject.

'Why would I mind if my dear wife sit next to me?' he was still laying on the grass. Didn't make even one move.

'We've been looking for you whole morning, honey.'

'Who is "we"?' he frowned.

'Don't be ridiculous, Shika-kun. No part-time lovers I have! Just me and guys.' she stopped 'And Temari.' she had this mean smile.

'Oh, right.'

'But I knew, you would be there. Temari made a chaos through whole village.' she sighed. Was she upset?

'Ino... are... are you mad at me?'

'Of course not! Why should I? Or you want me to?'

'Of co-course n-not! I... I said... that Tem-mari got-ten prettier.' he was stammering. Ino could be really scaring when being mad.

'Well, if it is your opinion, I have no strength to change it, do I?' she smiled sadly.

'But you should know, that for me you're the most beautiful woman in the world.'

'Oh, yeah. I know this. Otherwise you wouldn't marry me. I am too annoying for every other man.' she laughed.

'You seem strange today, Ino.' he sat down.

'Iie, I am not.' her voice was oddly high. Was she hiding something? From him? Him - Nara Shikamaru the Great? No way! He's gonna found out what the hell is going on!

'Come on...! I am your husband, am I not?'

'Well, yes, you are. But...'

'... and... and... and...' she looked at him with this stupid hoping face. Oh, no! He have to say it one more time! Dammit... Asuma-sensei, help me! She was waiting for him, Nara Shikamaru to say these three words!

'Yeah, I love you.'

'Good to hear that. I needed it.'

'I know.'

'I know that you know.'

'And I know that you know that I know. Oh, why didn't you come earlier?'

'Because I thought you would like to spend a little time alone, am I wrong?' she looked at him smiling. His heart jumped higher. It was always when she smiled. Strange, one smile and he's nearly faintin'. Like a damn young teenage. He was damn fooled by his wife. Still and forever in love with her. Like Kakashi-sensai says... what love can do with a man, guess?

'Hai. Umm... is there anything special you wanted to tell me?'

'Yeah. I have a surprise for you.' oh, no. Oh, please no! Every time she says it, it means that she changed something in her appearance. Last time he didn't notice that she was wearing a new dress, which made Ino nearly cry, because one day before he noticed that Sakura got a new one. Something new. Something new, c'mon man! You can do it. But there was nothing new! Oh, there is! 'Guess what!'

'Erm... you... you have your hair made into pony tail?'

'Ha ha!' she laughed 'You're strangely observant today, honey. But no.' Oh, man! What am I now supposed to do?!

'Er... you want to buy a new dress?'

'Iie.'

'You... you want to buy new jewellery?' thank godness he was rich. If he wouldn't be a Tokujo they would ages ago go bankrupt. But Ino wasn't a real housewife. She, Sakura, Hinata were Jonins. Well, Tenten wasn't working since having two kids wasn't a good idea to go back to work. Neji was insisting on her to become a housewife, saying that she has to set a example for Sakura, Ino and Hinata (which was a thin excuse). His hidden but commonly known reason was that he was freakin' worried about his wife. Tenten was complaining for two weeks, but sooner she shook hands on it. When Ino or other woman got back from mission, Tenten was obviously jealous. When she didn't have her kids, while she was on the mission men were wooing her, making advances to her, inviting her for lunch or dinner, flirting with her and so on. Now, no one dared to even look at Tenten because Neji could got really bad when any man looked at his precious wife. Except of his really close friends (which includes only Lee, Naruto, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, sensei's and maybe this baker, who was gay), of course. Shikamaru understood Neji. He remembered when Sai was looking at Ino. He got angry, but he didn't tell anyone. It would be a shame. And he was a cool guy, at last.

'Iie!' she looked at him little sad. Oops. She is... well, better hurry, or she'll kill you.

'You... wa-want a new... house?'

'Why would I?'

'You've been complaining about Nara house lately.'

'No, I like it. Well, I love it, indeed. I think it's far way better than Uchiha's.'

'Arigatou.' he touched her hand coyly. They were married for two years already (he was 25 now), and he liked it the way it was and it is.

'So? You don't know?'

'Well, I... I don't... don't think so...' he said quietly and carefully.

'Don't be so scared of me! I am starting to think that you only see my complains and that you're scared of me. And... that you'd be happier with Temari...' she lowered her voice too.

'Iie! Don't be stupid Ino! If I wouldn't want to be with you I would have divorced you.' he leaned and kissed her. His lip brushed hers like little feathers. She relaxed.

'Well... if you don't know you should've told me!'

'B... but last time...'

'There, you said before our fight that Sakura is an awesome cooker.'

'Oh. It seems that I am the one who always makes it bad and you're all the time forgivi...'

'Don't be stupid, Shikamaru!' she interrupted 'You're a good man. And... and handsome.'

'Oh, I knew it already. You wouldn't marry a ugly man.' she poked him jokingly.

'So, you don't know?'

'No, I do not.' Oh, man. Now she's gonna kill me. Well, god... if I can you name that, I am really grateful for what I had. A beautiful, but murderous wife, good friends, awesome sensei, wonderful parents, high rank...

'So, you didn't asked me if there was another reason why I didn't come to find you. I also needed time alone.'

'Ummm... yeah...?' he said half-conscious. Is she gonna divorce me or what? No, that's impossible. I know that Ino loves me. So what?!

'I...' five seconds '... am...' five sconds '... pregnant...!' Shikamaru stood dumb. What did she said? '... and in fact... fact is that I am pregnant, but I...!'

'STOP!' Shika's brain: *loading*; *applying settings* 'YOU WHAT?!?!?!'

'I... I am pregnant!'

FAINT.
'Shika-kun? Oh, my!'

'I... I... I can see... see... Asuma-sensei! He is... he is waving at me from the other side of a huuuge river...'

Tomorrow...

'You got it? HE FAINTED! He fainted when I told him! And I had to carry him all the way home on my own!' Ino cried. She was sitting in a nice cafe with Sakura. They were both disappointed.

'Shikamaru-san was at least better than my husband and Rokudaime! Well, Hinata was really freaked out when she saw them, right? I told Sasuke-kun... and he... he...' Sakura was trying to stay calm.

'Sasuke-san what?'

'He... HE PICKED UP A CHAIR AND THREW IT OUT FROM THE WINDOW! AND NEXT HE JUMPED OUT! HE STOOD ON A ROOF AND SHOUTED HE'LL BE FATHER!' both woman sighed beaten by their famous and handsome stupid husbands^^.

Last Evening....
'YA KNOW ZAT? MY VIFE EEZ PR... PAAGNANT!'

'DON'T GED TOO EGSIDYT! INO EEX PAAGNANT TOO!'

'I... AYE... THEENK AYE... I SHOULT GO HOM...'

'YEAH, YA'RE RIGHT'!' All Konoha members were awaken because of a big shout. Made by really drunk Sauske Uchiha.

'I'M GONNA REEVAIFE MY CLANN WID MY SSSSAKURA-CHYN!'