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A/N: yep, hello everyone! I just fell in love with Ranma ½ again, I s’pose, because all I think of is my favourite from the favourites and yet the cutest couple evah^^.

Diclaimer: I don’t own Ranma ½. Rumiko Takahashi does.

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‘OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!’ she was walking round her room. She was really nervous ‘Ah, damn you, idiooooot! Shit, shit, shit, shiiiit!’ Ukyo looked desperate.

‘You’re even more nervous than the bride.’ Nabiki said amused.

‘Oh, yeah! Why would I not?! They are all late! And my partner, to whom I am married next month is late as well!’

‘Calm down, Ukyo. You know, with this idiot Ranma and this direction-less Ryoga it is not easy to find restaurant which is just ten minutes walk away!’ Akane said ironically.

‘Oh, my! Akane-chan, they will arrive, I promise.’ Kasumi looked sweetly at her little sister.

‘Oh, yeah! Perfect! I can still remember! Tofu-san wasn’t late! He was actually two hours earlier! And what? Ranma and Ryoga were as well late! No way, why would they?!’ Akane perorate madly.

‘Oh, they are just half an hour late!!!’ Ukyo and Akane screamed.

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It was the day.
‘We are late, dumb idiot!’

‘Yeah, I know this as well!’

‘You promised me, that our tuxedo will be ready!’ Ranma screamed.

‘Yeah, that’s what they promised me!’

‘THEN WHO’S FAULT IT IS?!?!’

‘Just shut up. C’mon. Are ya ready?’ Ryoga looked at Ranma, who had problems with tying his tie ‘Idiot.’ He muttered.

‘Gee, that’s not my fault! Akane always tied my bow-tie!’

‘Like you have even worn a one these nine years, dobe. So, why haven’t you made a little effort and learn how to tie a tie before wedding? You knew, you would be separated, IDIOT!!’

‘Urusai. You’re making me sick. Yours isn’t tied beautifully too, ya know!’

‘But mine is tied. Yours is a real pity.’

‘URUSAI!’

‘Now, now, boys… let me see… my dear little Ranma!’ Nodoka hugged dearly her “little baby”, while Ryoga tried his best not to laugh. Ranma sent him a deathglare.

‘Umm… okaa-san… err… you know, I am a big boy now.’

‘Oh, yeah, I can understand. You prefer Akane to hug you, this is understandable.’ Ryoga made a face. And that’s where hell began.

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Kick, punch, kick, dogde, swing, punch, … their fight was already lasting really long.
‘What do we do now? Bride is still waiting! Some guests already departed.’

‘I guess… this isn’t the wedding my dear lil’ girl dreamed of. And that’s your fault, Genma!’

‘Not mine. I do not acknowledge him.’

‘DO SOMETHING! AKANE IS NEARLY OUTTA THE RESTAURANT AND CALLING OFF THE WEDDING!’ when Nabiki screamed words “calling off the wedding” Ryoga and Ranma automatically stopped.

‘Whaddaya mean “calling off the wedding”?!’ Ranma’s face became pale. As Ryoga’s too.

‘She is really mad. Oh, I guess she already called it off. You know, the wedding was set up at twelve o’clock, Ranma. And now it quarter to four. If I were Akane I would call it off after an hour. And she waited four hours, so I must say she is a patient person.’ But Ranma and Ryoga already ran off. Nabiki laughed ‘What?’

‘Nabiki… it is not the right time.’

‘I know, but if I would tell them it is only half past twelve he wouldn’t manage to move.’

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A/N: yep, hello everyone! I just fell in love with Ranma ½ again, I s’pose, because all I think of is my favourite from the favourites and yet the cutest couple evah^^.

Diclaimer: I don’t own Ranma ½. Rumiko Takahashi does.

- - - - - -

‘OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!’ she was walking round her room. She was really nervous ‘Ah, damn you, idiooooot! Shit, shit, shit, shiiiit!’ Ukyo looked desperate.

‘You’re even more nervous than the bride.’ Nabiki said amused.

‘Oh, yeah! Why would I not?! They are all late! And my partner, to whom I am married next month is late as well!’

‘Calm down, Ukyo. You know, with this idiot Ranma and this direction-less Ryoga it is not easy to find restaurant which is just ten minutes walk away!’ Akane said ironically.

‘Oh, my! Akane-chan, they will arrive, I promise.’ Kasumi looked sweetly at her little sister.

‘Oh, yeah! Perfect! I can still remember! Tofu-san wasn’t late! He was actually two hours earlier! And what? Ranma and Ryoga were as well late! No way, why would they?!’ Akane perorate madly.

‘Oh, they are just half an hour late!!!’ Ukyo and Akane screamed.

---

It was the day.
‘We are late, dumb idiot!’

‘Yeah, I know this as well!’

‘You promised me, that our tuxedo will be ready!’ Ranma screamed.

‘Yeah, that’s what they promised me!’

‘THEN WHO’S FAULT IT IS?!?!’

‘Just shut up. C’mon. Are ya ready?’ Ryoga looked at Ranma, who had problems with tying his tie ‘Idiot.’ He muttered.

‘Gee, that’s not my fault! Akane always tied my bow-tie!’

‘Like you have even worn a one these nine years, dobe. So, why haven’t you made a little effort and learn how to tie a tie before wedding? You knew, you would be separated, IDIOT!!’

‘Urusai. You’re making me sick. Yours isn’t tied beautifully too, ya know!’

‘But mine is tied. Yours is a real pity.’

‘URUSAI!’

‘Now, now, boys… let me see… my dear little Ranma!’ Nodoka hugged dearly her “little baby”, while Ryoga tried his best not to laugh. Ranma sent him a deathglare.

‘Umm… okaa-san… err… you know, I am a big boy now.’

‘Oh, yeah, I can understand. You prefer Akane to hug you, this is understandable.’ Ryoga made a face. And that’s where hell began.

----

Kick, punch, kick, dogde, swing, punch, … their fight was already lasting really long.
‘What do we do now? Bride is still waiting! Some guests already departed.’

‘I guess… this isn’t the wedding my dear lil’ girl dreamed of. And that’s your fault, Genma!’

‘Not mine. I do not acknowledge him.’

‘DO SOMETHING! AKANE IS NEARLY OUTTA THE RESTAURANT AND CALLING OFF THE WEDDING!’ when Nabiki screamed words “calling off the wedding” Ryoga and Ranma automatically stopped.

‘Whaddaya mean “calling off the wedding”?!’ Ranma’s face became pale. As Ryoga’s too.

‘She is really mad. Oh, I guess she already called it off. You know, the wedding was set up at twelve o’clock, Ranma. And now it quarter to four. If I were Akane I would call it off after an hour. And she waited four hours, so I must say she is a patient person.’ But Ranma and Ryoga already ran off. Nabiki laughed ‘What?’

‘Nabiki… it is not the right time.’

‘I know, but if I would tell them it is only half past twelve he wouldn’t manage to move.’