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"The High Plains Looser" by

**PLEASE DO NOT FAVORITE THIS DEVIATION. PLEASE SEE THE ORIGINAL HERE: [link] **

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Hey, its my first Joel-era tribute! And of course, its from a biker move. A post-apocalyptic biker movie. Warrior of the Lost World. A movie that stars a foul-mouthed Speak-and-Spell superglued to a motorcycle. It also features Jimmy Carter, the bald chick from Star Trek, the villain from The Puma Man, and The Paper Chase Guy....

"The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing impared."
"Hey, they mis-spelled ' parimeter. '"
"Ah, life's easy without Miranda, eh Sarge?"
"Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse."
""Y'know, when you're making a low budget scifi movie, you can film it just about anywhere." "Land of Lakes Plant." "Zurich's Carpet Warehouse." "Some field in Ohio." "A quarry." "...Now they're in a parking ramp!"
"Jimmy Carter: Missing in Action!"
"Yeah, feel some malaise, sucka..."
"There's about eight different movies being shot here!" "Ninjas, please report to the Master Ninja set. Grunge girls, you're needed at the Mad Max set. What are you people from the Philadelphia Story doing here?"
"Really, Wally, this [helicopter] works better at about 1000 feet."
"This isn't Mad Max, its Sad Max."
"Oh, they forgot to add the plot points earlier in the film."

And of course, the signature chant...

"Mega-Weapon! Mega-Weapon!! Mega-Weapon!!!"

Description
"The High Plains Looser" by

**PLEASE DO NOT FAVORITE THIS DEVIATION. PLEASE SEE THE ORIGINAL HERE: [link] **

Text copied from original deviation:
Hey, its my first Joel-era tribute! And of course, its from a biker move. A post-apocalyptic biker movie. Warrior of the Lost World. A movie that stars a foul-mouthed Speak-and-Spell superglued to a motorcycle. It also features Jimmy Carter, the bald chick from Star Trek, the villain from The Puma Man, and The Paper Chase Guy....

"The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing impared."
"Hey, they mis-spelled ' parimeter. '"
"Ah, life's easy without Miranda, eh Sarge?"
"Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse."
""Y'know, when you're making a low budget scifi movie, you can film it just about anywhere." "Land of Lakes Plant." "Zurich's Carpet Warehouse." "Some field in Ohio." "A quarry." "...Now they're in a parking ramp!"
"Jimmy Carter: Missing in Action!"
"Yeah, feel some malaise, sucka..."
"There's about eight different movies being shot here!" "Ninjas, please report to the Master Ninja set. Grunge girls, you're needed at the Mad Max set. What are you people from the Philadelphia Story doing here?"
"Really, Wally, this [helicopter] works better at about 1000 feet."
"This isn't Mad Max, its Sad Max."
"Oh, they forgot to add the plot points earlier in the film."

And of course, the signature chant...

"Mega-Weapon! Mega-Weapon!! Mega-Weapon!!!"