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From the network that brought you "Barney and Friends," its "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank." Quite possibly the greatest tv movie ever! ....To show Raul Julia sitting at a desk watching Casablanca. Some helpful advice from the creators of Mystery Science Theater 3000, "Never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie." Among the episode's other notable quips:

SAT farms, of the future!
Did I imagine it Mike, or did a chubby angel with gin blossoms just visit us?
Whoa, huge slam on ant-eaters, out of nowhere!
Oh yeah, old guys becoming pandas, that's the future.
Here's your precious Canadian health care system at work.
This movie just hates ant-eaters!
It must be Christmas on the Borg ship.
Tom Wolf with a thyroid problem.
All I can eat? The joke's on them!
Well, he can't walk too fast, he'll run out of set.
This is sexual harrassment, and I'm gunna take it!
Well, that's what I learned later, talking to the screen writers.
Breathing knocks the wind out of this guy.
In the future, purile ruses will still work!
So this is public television huh? Suddenly I feel like beating the crap out of Frank Rogers.
Winston Churchill's mobbed up brother, Vito.

And finally, one last bit of advice:

You know what would have saved this movie? Surf music!
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