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Published: 2008-05-27 13:02:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 27968; Favourites: 279; Downloads: 90
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I love playing* Team Fortress 2, and my favourite class is medic.This is a true story of a rather annoying in-game experience. Dialogue is in German 'caus the medic is German , here's hoping I've pulled off an understandable comic without a word of English.
.4 fineliner, photoshop.
* By '
laying' I mean sucking and dying lots, but having fun anyway
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It's an occupational hazard to die lots, also yes I wish I could do friendly fire and kill the people that spam E for no reason. They keep me from getting to the people that ACTUALLY need me.
Then again there's the fun part where my fellow Medic friend and I just spam E to each other like an answering call. Then it's just fun and games. Well it always is.Β
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A friend paid me a couple cents to just rapidly hit the "e" key while he played
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Oh how I hate when people spam Medic all the time :I
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An engie would never spam a medic. They know what it's like.
Epic, fantastic comic. I love it.
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You play as Medic? Me too! 8D
Except I fall into a laughing fit when there's spam. What bothers me though is an opposing Spy disguised as Medic that steals my username.
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yup, nothing more annoying than healing someone continuously and they're constantly yelling medic regardless
I suppose they think have 200+ health of their own accord >_> dummkopfs
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When I play Medic, it's not to heal people, it just seems to be the class I get the most kills with. Seriously. I full-auto my syringe gun. I started doing this, when I was paired with 6 spies, and a heavy, and we were trying to push the fracking cart, and the heavy couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. We made it. I died nineteen times, and brought 97 souls down with me. lol
COMBAT MEDICS UNITE!
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I know that feel,i plaw in medic clas too,btw i'm a girl,the most normal thing i hear is; MEDIC MAKE ME A SANVICH xD
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when people spam medic, I choose not to heal them until they either shut up or rage quit
:-D
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I've only played Training and I know the feeling... I keep trying to heal my team when they're in the red, but they never stay still- and then they go and get themselves blown up, the silly little fools. Bots, eh?
(But I did manage to murder an enemy Engie who'd just sneaked up behind me and a VERY annoying Demoman who'd been killing off my team, both using nothing but my needle gun, which I was very pleased about. Kinda made up for all of the little annoyances.)
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I had a Pyro do this to me one night, if I wasn't such a patient person that Pyro would've had a bunch of needles shoved somewhere.
Nice pic
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Uhm, i only understood:
1 diolgue: I am Bereits heir
2 diolgue: idk
3 diolgue: I have Bereits something medic, dumb ass
I think... I'm trying to teach myself German... I havent started classes yet
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I am right here.
For god's sake...
'MEDIC' IS RIGHT HERE, FOOL!
I'm just guessing based on context.
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I know I am German, but I have one question, WTF IS HE SAYING?!?!
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"For god's sake... I'm already here!" (apologies for my crappy unreadable translation into German 
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Dear god this is what I want to do in every match, I hate being the only medic on my team
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HAHAHA, fΓΌhle ich mich so jedes Mal, wenn ich spielen Mediziner
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Ha! The same thing always happens to me. Except it's always a scout for some reason. STOP YELLING FOR MEDIC IF YOU'RE AT FULL HEALTH, I'VE GOT OTHER PEOPLE TO HEAL, DAMMIT!
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Very funny comic, I couldn't stop giggling. But a little remark from a German: "GΓΌtegrund" is no real word xD
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Whoops! My apologies (but I guess it kind of fits in with the rather... Silly... characterization of the TF2 folk's nationalities) XD
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Oh, of course you don't have to apologize...I find it very cute and funny to read new-invented German words ^.^
Perhaps you mean "GrundgΓΌtiger", that's something like "Good gracious" or "Oh my god". You use it when you are annoyed or bewildered.
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One of the reasons why playing as medic gets annoying. I always have a million people calling me to heal them and there is *always* some asshole who feels like he's entitled to me following him around the whole map and healing him as he plays... so when I heal someone else he yells "MEDIC!!!" over and over again until I come back. >C Pisses me off.
And I totally understand the whole "sucking and dying" thing. I'm sorta at that point right now. : D; which is why I'm only good and healing.
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Ah, this is great!
This happens to me a lot too; one time the guy I was healing died because he kept calling for the Medic he already had instead of fighting.
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Why did you even escort an Engie? What could he have possibly been doing that required Medical attention more than what the other classes were doing?
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I escorted him 'caus he kept calling for me(and none of the other classes were)
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That's like feeding a racoon directly because it keeps knocking over your garbage can.
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... And then chopping its head off and having it for dinner?
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With some fava beans and a nice cianti.
No, because you didn't then let the Engineer wander into a deathtrap and not follow him.
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I am an Engineer when i play and i still hate the Medic Spammers. It is just annoying. I'm like "There is a Dispenser RIGHT THERE! just shut up and stand still!"
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medic is a class that when you get good you are loved by your team
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i hate it when they call for medic AND THEN DON'T SIT STILL
i'm like chasing them almost screaming into the mic "EFFING STAY STILL SCHWEINHUND"
then they stop and start moving around me and i just.
fffffff.
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I get that a lot too, lol.
Damn Medic spammers. And they always do it when I'M the Medic, never when anyone else is!
Arrg.
Oh well. Next round they might not be on your team, and then payback can be given.
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Love all the obvious spies that stand out from the rest of the crew and hell true enough what a pain when you get someone spamming the damn E button when obviously they have no reason to, lol.
Lovely job making this comic funny and very true to the hassle that the Medic himself would feel and absolutely hats off on the last panel and how it stands out with all the red and the Amputator ridding of the pesky engineer, bravo muffin-wrangler.
Later,
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Glad you liked it, thanks for the thoughtful comment
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Always a fan of the medic and any artwork that relates to the bugger, lol.
Later,
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The comic is good and I understand everything but maybe because I am a german.^^
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cool comic people can be so annoying right?
this is what my medic would do
[link]
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Your medic is very tough!
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Translation be..... *rapes Google translate*...
"I'm already here."
"For goodness' sake..."
"You already have a Medic, PINHEAD!"
Lol, I like this one. 
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