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muffin-wrangler — Man, I hate that guy
Published: 2007-03-08 07:14:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 9443; Favourites: 186; Downloads: 78
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Every morning, as he tries desperately to wake up for his first shift, Gordon Freeman (proper) glares at a man who, for some strange reason, irritates him.Every morning, as he exhaustedly drags himself to his sleeping quaters after the night shift, Gordon Freeman (beta) glares at a geeky little weed who, for some strange reason, irritates him.
Inspired by Derwen's excellent "Employee Of The Month" picture, yay, more Half Life fanart. I'm sure I'm not the only one who knows about the large, bearded thing that was a very early Gordon. I just know the two Gordons would be uneasy with each other.
Oh, and the mug that Gordon (proper) is holding is the "Hardly Working" mug, not that you can really see on this angle.
Many hours, painted from scratch in Photoshop.
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sigh...When will we get half life 3? - i want it so much...
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Ahahahahahaha!! That's awesome.
And lol of course you're not the only one. That's Ivan the Space Biker.
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gordon freeman "WHAT DO YOU WANT! Man ill kill you."
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What a great piece of artwork. It's also funny hehe - and yeah Ivan the Space Biker would suck as Gordon Freeman.
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Beta Freeman = "Ivan the Space Biker" or just Ivan Freeman [?]
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No I did not know there was a full-bearded Gordon concept. Where'didja find that at?
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His name is "Ivan The Space Biker", you can see him here -> [link] and read about him her -> [link]
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No I did not know there was a full-bearded Gordon concept. Where'didja find that at?
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Sp... Space Biker.
I prefer the good Dr. Freeman, thank y'all very much. Greatest character ever. xD
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His name was Dyson Poincare.
And also Ivan the Spacebiker.
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Yeah, that's Ivan the space biker... the beta version of gordon freeman... Creepy.
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wHATTA cOOL pIC!
tHE eARLY gORDON iS sO uGLY...
bUT tHE nORAML GORDON...
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When I first saw a pic of beta-Gordon, I was like: "buh?!"
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Hee hee, yeah...Ivan looked too...Gaudy to me. (Apparently one of the concept names for gordon was Dyson Poincare...)
Truly frightening. seizure inducing even. I'm glad valve got smart and gave his look another go.
Nice picture, Gordon looks a bit better than ivan (I know he already does, but it looks like you gave Gordon some more effort). Gordon's hand holdin' the cup looks good, exept...the pinky looks a little too low. Ah well.
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I always put more effort into Gordon in a vain attempt to capture his awesome. Someday, I shall succeed. *looks whistfully into the distance*
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Yes please.
Ivan the Space Biker....ewwwwwwww.
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Hee hee, yeah...Ivan looked too...Gaudy to me. (Apparently one of the concept names for gordon was ...)
Truly frightening. seizure inducing even. I'm glad valve got smart and gave his look another go.
Nice picture, Gordon looks a bit better than ivan (I know he already does, but it looks like you gave Gordon some more effort). Gordon's hand holdin' the cup looks good, exept...the pinky looks a little to low. Ah well.
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Omfg a dwarf without an axe!!!! @_@
But seriously..valve was stoned or something?
Space biker...lmao I wonder where did they took this idea.
Awesome pice of artwork! 
And i love your abstract brain.
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My abstract brain loves you, so it's all good
I'm one of thousands who were so glad that Valve saw sense and ditched the Ivan design.
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Yup and with this move, they've created the sexyest g33k in the history of gaming fuckyea!
Because..lets face it. He's a four eyes. But the sexy type. Plus he's bearded. So my perversion for sexy and intellectual man...has been satisfied.
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*nods* I've always liked either the geeky or the evil ones... And over the past few years have developed a strong liking of beards. And when I first saw Gordon, my brain just said ZOMG! 
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Hey- It's Ivan. Isn't he a space biker or something?
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Yeeeeeesssssssss. Space bike
I called him Gordon (beta) so non Half-life people might get an idea of what I was on about.
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Ewww... no. Imagine what you might catch.
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Point made!
...But he didn't go through eight years of Space Bikery School just so he could be called (beta) or Ivan. He is MR. IVAN THE SPACEBIKER, THANKYEWVERYMUCH.
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*Gordon thwacks MR. IVAN THE SPACEBIKER over the head with a crowbar. MR. IVAN THE SPACEBIKER crumples like the oversized wimp he is*
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Zomg it's Ivan the Biker! 
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Bwahahah, trailblazing image!
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Ivan The Space BIKER!!! Thats that guy's name, he was going to take Gordons place, but Gordon was changed and soo on.
Here's a link: [link]
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That'd make an awkward sitcom, one that I would watch.
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Never did like that early Freeman. Didn't he have some other weird name?
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Ivan the Space Biker...
I think. I'm so very glad Valve has the sense to change him into the spiff of Gordon Freeman.
Also, I love your username.
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Ah yes, Ivan. That was it. Changing him into the Gordon Freeman we all know and love may very well be the best decision Valve has ever made.
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Lol thats funny.
The other guy's face looks too lopsided. But other than that it looks pretty darn good.
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