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PART 2: sta.sh/0lo1gxjp4y0
PART 3: sta.sh/0u7tgy9vwl6

Well boys… its been fun, but I’ve got to fold. Besides, who could bluff to those faces?

Horrible references aside, its been FUN! But… now I’m going to absolutely destroy Gravestone and win this race.

Thanks for giving us ample time to set things up. You did do that, right? I mean, I’m assuming so, because its 3 weeks later and the race is only now happening. Anyway, so, before the race, I went and set up some things to help me move along quick. Firstly, I placed that trampoline from the jump the highest challenge at the base of the hotel so I wouldn’t need to do the whole “run up the stairs or take the elevator” schtick. Next, I set up a trap I had left over from the paint ball challenge near the tree since it would look most natural there. Then, I repurposed the sound machine I used to launch myself into space to instead transmit such a violent, horrible, loud signal to the satellite that it’d crash it and I’d be able to leave my tag there a lot easier. I also disguised it so no one would mess with it beforehand…. Finally, I left that sparkly go-kart at the cliff, since its the one thats the most out of the way, and I’d need a boost to get back to the rest of the race without losing too much time. Hey… you never said it had to be a foot race! I mean, if you have it, use it, right? Well, I’m not using it the entire race because I think at that point you’d disqualify me or make me do it again so really you should be the one who’s grateful. I didn’t have any ideas for the cave, but that’s okay, because 4/5 is still a passing grade in my book! I also put on some all-terrain skates to make my trek a little faster.

That was just my set up. Now’s time for action. After tripping Gravestone, I’d assume they’d want to similarly sabotage me to get even. In that case, the first place I’d go to would be the tree, as I have a perfect trap waiting there for them. Getting them at the beginning of the race would be best, so the paint would slow them down throughout the rest of the race unless they stopped to wash it off somehow. After I get that done, I’m going to the next closest place— where I rigged the satellite to fall. Crash it, tag it, and then head to the next closest place— the hotel. Jump up, tag it, and head back down to the cliff, which is the closest but still pretty far. After I tag that, I hop in the cart and drive myself down to the cave to bare it on my own. I’ve been competing here for so long— I’ve forgotten how damp and dirty is, and how rough it could be on my delicately procured appearance. And you know what? I don’t really care. All I care about anymore is winning, and if that means getting my hands dirty, then that’s what I’ll have to do. Character development? Maybe so…

Finally, I’m outta there at mach speeds back to the finish line with my skates to aid me all around. I’d like to see Gravestone even so much as attempt to catch my tail. Good fucking luck.

p.s. check how dope my signature is. i can get you one in exchange for winning ctc

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PART 2: sta.sh/0lo1gxjp4y0
PART 3: sta.sh/0u7tgy9vwl6

Well boys… its been fun, but I’ve got to fold. Besides, who could bluff to those faces?

Horrible references aside, its been FUN! But… now I’m going to absolutely destroy Gravestone and win this race.

Thanks for giving us ample time to set things up. You did do that, right? I mean, I’m assuming so, because its 3 weeks later and the race is only now happening. Anyway, so, before the race, I went and set up some things to help me move along quick. Firstly, I placed that trampoline from the jump the highest challenge at the base of the hotel so I wouldn’t need to do the whole “run up the stairs or take the elevator” schtick. Next, I set up a trap I had left over from the paint ball challenge near the tree since it would look most natural there. Then, I repurposed the sound machine I used to launch myself into space to instead transmit such a violent, horrible, loud signal to the satellite that it’d crash it and I’d be able to leave my tag there a lot easier. I also disguised it so no one would mess with it beforehand…. Finally, I left that sparkly go-kart at the cliff, since its the one thats the most out of the way, and I’d need a boost to get back to the rest of the race without losing too much time. Hey… you never said it had to be a foot race! I mean, if you have it, use it, right? Well, I’m not using it the entire race because I think at that point you’d disqualify me or make me do it again so really you should be the one who’s grateful. I didn’t have any ideas for the cave, but that’s okay, because 4/5 is still a passing grade in my book! I also put on some all-terrain skates to make my trek a little faster.

That was just my set up. Now’s time for action. After tripping Gravestone, I’d assume they’d want to similarly sabotage me to get even. In that case, the first place I’d go to would be the tree, as I have a perfect trap waiting there for them. Getting them at the beginning of the race would be best, so the paint would slow them down throughout the rest of the race unless they stopped to wash it off somehow. After I get that done, I’m going to the next closest place— where I rigged the satellite to fall. Crash it, tag it, and then head to the next closest place— the hotel. Jump up, tag it, and head back down to the cliff, which is the closest but still pretty far. After I tag that, I hop in the cart and drive myself down to the cave to bare it on my own. I’ve been competing here for so long— I’ve forgotten how damp and dirty is, and how rough it could be on my delicately procured appearance. And you know what? I don’t really care. All I care about anymore is winning, and if that means getting my hands dirty, then that’s what I’ll have to do. Character development? Maybe so…

Finally, I’m outta there at mach speeds back to the finish line with my skates to aid me all around. I’d like to see Gravestone even so much as attempt to catch my tail. Good fucking luck.

p.s. check how dope my signature is. i can get you one in exchange for winning ctc