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Gift comic for my friend, Steve ( Rhodeway ).

This is also a sneak peek into the fan made AU crossover book I am writing for him as well.

Taking place during The Battle for Rhodeway, Peccatori answers Shebot’s cries for backup as Vice attempts to dump an entire secret legion doom to destroy his arch-nemesis, just because Shebot fell in love with Scooter and Vice finds the concept of robots having hearts and souls to be sacrilege.

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Chapter 25: Brother and Sister in Arms

Shebot was completely vulnerable, outnumbered, outmatched and out of her league!

Surrounding her are armies upon armies upon armies of…

…Villains!…

…Big villains!… Little villains!… Fat villains!… Skinny villains!… Tall villains!… Short villains!… Goofy villains!… Serious villains! Mighty villains! Meek villains! Tame villains! Hardcore villains! Edgy villains! Cute villains! Sad villains! Happy villains! Angry Villains! Horror villains! Western villains! Action villains! Adventure villains! Drama villains! Comedy villains! Sci-fi villains! Fantasy villains! Cartoon villains! Animated villains! Anime villains! Manga villains! 3D villains! Comic book villains! Novel villains! Video game villains! Live action villains! Disney villains! Warner Bros Villains! Dreamworks villains! Nintendo villains! Toei villains! Toho villains! DC villains! Marvel villains! Dark Horse villains! Image Comics villains! Archie villains! Nintendo villains! SEGA villains! PlayStation villains! Xbox villains! PC villains! Hub villains! Netflix villains! Adult-Swim Villains! Stupid, idiotic, overused, anti-climatic dead Twist villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! VILLAINS!!!

All of them having spawned from video game cartridges inside the Transcendant man cave, all enslaved by Vice himself (still cosplaying as Angry Video Game Nerd), under the orders of one simple command.

Vice: “EXTERMINATE THE ITBOT!”

All of them charged simultaneously towards Shebot as she was on the verge of panicking!

Shebot: “PECCATORI!!!”

Yet just as Dick Dastardly and Muttley were about to ram her with The Mean Machine-

Peccatori: “You summoned me, Queen Shebot?”

One colossal fist from the just recently arrived Peccatori through the portal, punched The Mean Machine into shrapnel and launches Dick Dastardly straight towards The Sin of Odio, Sephiroth and Xehanort!

Dick Dastardly: [Rocketing through the skies] “MUTTLEY! DO SOMETHING!”

The Sin of Odio: “I... I am Odio... Undying hate... Unyielding rage... I am... I must... I will-WHAT THE-“

POW!

Sephiroth: “... Over... It's over... Everything... everyone... everything... It's all over... Now everything will begin with me-HOLY-“

BAM!

Xehanort: “This heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it—it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came-Wait, hold on a sec, is that Dick-“

KABOOM!

Completely rendering three such formidable obstacles into nothingness in just one shot for each, never to return ever again!… Dastardly quickly recovered though and Muttley was unharmed, as the latter snickered at his master’s folly.

Shebot’s slightly hunched forward, her arms went limp and she had trouble standing up properly, as she gawked at what seemed to be such an impossible feat, pulled off by Peccatori, the literal manifestation of Hell itself, as he stood by her side as her backup bodyguard!

Shebot: “…-Wah-…H-how…What was I even looking at!?”

Peccatori: “Just a small fraction of how overpowered my father forced-feed me into becoming…”

Shebot turned to stare at Pec with a funny face of expressing disbelief.

Peccatori: [Pointing at Vice] “It’s Vice’s fault for making me trigger entire communities of the Live Alive, Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts franchises into salties… Blame him!”

Shebot: “…How powerful are you,exactly?”

Peccatori: “I am a High 1-A in the Tiering System, at my absolute limit, as Prime Peccatori Purgatorio.”

Shebot: “Meaning?”

Peccatori: “Transcendent, High Outerverse level, but only under specific conditions and when I have to go all out, otherwise I generally rank in at a High 1-B Tier, Infinite Dimensional.”

Shebot: “And your father?”

Peccatori: “Beyond Tier 0, surpassing Boundless!”

Shebot: “That is impossible, I just discovered his first weakness is to Tolerance!”

Peccatori: “And with that, you are far ahead of Spark in figuring out just how impossible Vice truly is.”

The rest of the villain army paused for a moment in shock over what had just happened… until Vice threatened them with his fist, forcing them all to resume their assault on Shebot!

Shebot had to quickly come back to her senses as she readied her ion cannons, while Peccatori pulled out his Inferno Halberd out of his jaws in preparation!

Shebot: “So, Peccatori, what’s your strategy here?”

Peccatori: “Simple. I one-shoot the strong bruisers while you pick off the weak stragglers.”

Shebot: “How do I tell the difference?”

Peccatori then confronted The Antispiral!

The Antispiral: “People ask, "Why do you fight? Why do you kill? Why do you destroy?" They will die with these questions unanswered. That is humanity's bliss-WAIT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING-“

Peccatori: [immediately snatching the Antispiral by the neck] “Bitch, I am Hell, now GIMME!”

Peccatori then literally snapped up the shadowy figure in just one bite, before he replied to Shebot.

Peccatori: [Turns back to explain to Shebot] “That was a strong bruiser!”

Shebot then saw Judge Claude Frollo running towards her with a sword swung over his head!

Peccatori: [Points at Frollo] “That is a weak straggler!”

Shebot: “Oh, I get it now!”

Frollo: [About to swing his sword at Shebot] “And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!”

Shebot: [Pulls out her arm-flamethrower] “I am a SHE, Judge Creepy Fraud.”

And thus that evil monster of a man burst into flames, before he tripped over his burning robes and plummeted down the abyss of a fire-breathing Hellmouth, that Peccatori had just now summoned from the Earth!

Shebot: [Restrains Professor Ratigan from attacking her by pinching him by the tail] “Um, Peccatori… That kinda felt like overkill to me.”

Peccatori: [Hits King Candy with a pair of glasses] “Sorry, Shebot! Quasimodo’s mother’s murderer kept obsessing over purging the world of my Father and my Latin name, for he saw corruption everywhere except within…”

The both of them then watch Peccatori’s crocodile-faced Hellmouth chase after Captain Hook.

Captain Hook: “SMEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Peccatori: [Snatches Dr. Facilier’s talisman and crunches it in his fist] “That and you summed him up perfectly over his relations with Esmeralda, trust me, Fraud deserves to embrace the Hellfire!”

By the time Pec had finished explaining his reasons to Shebot, he had already stomped all over Dawn Bellwether, tore Evelyn Deavor in two, gored Hans with his horn, body slammed Callaghan (Yokai) till his all his bones broke, fried Stinky Pete and flushed The Horned King down The Black Toilet! All of that sent Edgar Balthazar packing!… Vice exterminated him for cowardice…

Shebot: [Punching Lady Tremaine in her evil lime green eyed glaring face] “You think we should just improvise through these gauntlets?”

Peccatori: [Manipulates the 4th dimension to rapidly age Mother Gothel until she is dust] “Agreed, Queen Shebot, your plan is far better!”

Suddenly, Peccatori was flanked by Bill Cipher, Discord (MLPFIM), Aku, Dracula (Castlevania) and Rick Sanchez along with Azriel and Chara as well as Eric Cartman (armed with his army of Woodland Critters), while Shebot is surrounded by Bowser, Ganon, every single version of Dr. Eggman/Robotnik/Jim Carrey, the Gremlins, the Rabbids, the Minions and Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)!

Peccatori then deceived Bill Cipher and Discord into tampering with each other’s reality warping, causing each other’s dimensions to collide and explode upon one another as they are both destroyed in the process! Peccatori then snatched Rick, dunks him in a big bowel of szechuan sauce from McDonalds before feeding him to Cerberus! After universe nuking Castlevania Dracula, Peccatori then slayed Aku with his halberd that surpassed the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness in power! Pec then told Azriel and Chara to stop their squabbling and get along with each other, before he sicked Santa Clause and some mountain Lion cubs on the Woodland Critters while sicking Frosty (From The Spirit of Christmas pilot) on Eric Cartman being mistaken for Kenny!

Peccatori: “Oh my god, they killed Kenny, you-“

Eric Cartman: “I’M NOT KENNY DAMMIT!”

Frosty then finished Eric off!

Shebot didn’t need to do much into getting Bowser, Ganon and the Eggmans to fight amongst each other over their superiority complex, as well as successfully getting the minions, Rabbids and Gremlins to fight amongst one another as well, all thanks to built-in wikis and analysis videos explaining each of her foes in detail, including their weaknesses… leaving her with only Flippy to deal with.

Flippy was already in his flipped out mode, no thanks to Vice force-feeding him PTSD like Crystal Meth down his nostrils, as he savagely lunged at Shebot with a combat knife! Surprisingly Flippy put up a serious fight against Shebot in terms of how difficult it was for her to get him off her face! Flippy even landed a direct hit with his knife, right underneath Shebot’s helmet, directly into her cooling system!

Shebot could no longer control herself from malfunctioning!

As The Blue Meanie, Agent Smiths, the Shredder (all versions of him), Krang (all versions of him), Dr. Claw, Shao Khan, Khan (Star Trek), Cobra Commander, Skeletor and Hordak, Venger and Tiamat (Dungeons & Dragons), Dan Phantom, Darla Dimple & Max, the Kanker Sisters, Icky Vicky, Fairy Godmother (Shrek) and Gargamel all gang up on Shebot, all while Peccatori is either destroying or devouring Magneto, Dr Doom, Thanos, Ultron, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, Trigon, Chthon, Black Adam, Apocalypse (X-Men), Sinesteo, Lex Luthor, Hexagon (Teen Titans crossover film), the Anti-Monitor, Shuma Gorath, Malebolgia as well as Violator and Urizen (Spawn), Galactus, Imperiex, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Doomsday, Dormamu, the Juggernaut, Knull and Starro simultaneously, Shebot begins to suffer a meltdown!

Her irises turned from sky blue to fiery red, her teeth turned jagged and her mouth fully opened as she screeched out like a Five Nights at Freddy’s animatronic on a jump scare spree!

Her first target, was Flippy, and even he was taken back by the sudden mood swing, of her own flipped out mode, as she retracted her claws and slashed at him!

Peccatori: [After biting Malebolgia’s head off as he sees something is wrong with Shebot] “Oh no!”

Rampaging through the hoards of villains, swatting them flying out of his way, Peccatori came to Shebot’s aide to try and figure out how to save her from self detonating her own head, as she and Flippy continued to clash!

Peccatori: “(Dammit! I wish her boyfriend was here right now! I heard he was the mechanic!)”

Clueless as to what he needed to do for Shebot while he hurled Galactus and the Anti-Monitor over his shoulders to get them out of the way, and due to being 25 feet tall, he squatted down while doing the duck walk, carefully opened Shebot’s helmet and attempted to fix her tiny, fiddly, fragile surcuits with the big, thick, blunt claws on the tips of his fat, muscular, sausage fingers!

Peccatori: “Uh… You’re doing great, Shebot, just relax as you deck Flippy in the schnoz and I’ll see what I can do to fix you up!”

Summoning more Hellmouths from the Earth to keep his enemies preoccupied, Peccatori awkwardly waddled about as he crouched, while trying to fix the wiring on Shebot’s head, as she herself was clawing and biting at Flippy in the face!

The shenanigans went absolutely nowhere for Pec, as his efforts to repair Shebot were worse than useless, accidentally accelerating the meltdown in Shebot’s system, inching her further and further into self destruct!

Peccatori: “Oh, to My Title with it!”

As a last resort, Hell Himself puked out what appeared to be an icy eldritch leech like parasite, into the palm of his hand, before he let it infest itself inside Shebot’s head. The supposed “parasite” feasted upon the intense heat within the surcuits while emitting it’s own cooling system, cancelling the meltdown that would have led to the self-detonation and saving Shebot’s life!

Upon reverting back to normal, Shebot found herself clutching Flippy by his dog tags, as he is ironically begging for mercy! Feeling pity for the poor plush toy sized black bear, Shebot let him go, only for Flippy to take his frustrations on Lumpy, shredding that dumb moose into ribbons, before moving on to anyone else who dares try to attack Shebot!

Shebot: [Kicks Professor Fate’s butt] “…Huh… I guess we just got ourselves a new ally… Wait… Why does my voice sound more organic?…”

As the Hellmouths resume fending off the opposition, Shebot just barely has the time to pull out a mirror and look at her surcuits in her head, only to find the eldritch frost leech sleeping in there instead. Shebot then turned to Peccatori, with many questions on her mind.

Peccatori: [Stomps on Bendy (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)] “I…I am a transcendent, eldritch abomination… Not a master of machines… Sorry!”

Shebot: [Knocks Infinite the Jackal’s mask off with a slap to the face] “…Thank you for saving me… Though… You’re a High 1-A Tier. Couldn’t you have just magically snapped me a new set of surcuits with an enhanced cooling system?… It would have saved you that rather funny dance you were doing earlier… Wait, couldn’t you have just reduced your size to 6 feet tall?”

Peccatori: [Slaps his hand on his forehead while bitch-slapping Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)] “Oh sh-“

Shebot: [Shatters Jasper from SU with a mace struck into her nose gem] “It’s okay! It’s okay! I guess even someone as powerful as yourself makes mistakes. Heh-heh.”

Peccatori: [Casually punches Dio Brando into the Sun before he could even squawk out “Za Wārudo!”] “I could only dream about never being a Gary-Stu ever again, it sucks to be such.”

Shebot: [Snatches Hamegg by the neck] “Yeah, about that, Pec. First off, you are NO Gary-Stu… Wait, let me just get rid of this fool first… Hey Hamegg! This is for Astro Boy!” [Punches Hamegg and launching him through The First Death Star, The Second Death Star and the Third Death Star, blowing up all three of them!] “…Yikes, I think I over did it with that one…”

Peccatori: [Stairs into the sky where Hamegg was punched through while grappling Griffith by his head and crunching it like an orange] “Look, I can see their parachutes! They're okay... Wait… No… all the minions of the Galactic Empire, the First Order and the Final Order are now deceased… I can see Hamegg’s parachute though! He’s okay.”

Peccatori shrinks down to 5 feet tall again as he feels that Shebot needs to address something to him.

Shebot: [Kicks Professor Rupert Marmalade IV into the jaws of Ralph (Rampage)] “… Peccatori… I… I feel as if we share something in common. Could we talk about it together?”

Peccatori: [Chops Nightmare (Soul Caliber) into cubes with his halberd] “Fine by me, Miss Shebot, I guess we have some time.”

As they uppercut Mojo Jojo, Vilgax, Toffee, Dr. Drakken and Fat Cat out of their way, before Pec and Shebot bring up each other’s unfortunate upbringings together.

Peccatori: [Summons squirrel Girl to defeat Dr. Doom with her rodent armies a second time] “The higher ups who once owned The Bakalean Institute of Artificial Intelligence only cared about degrading you and your people into weapons of destruction.”

Shebot: [Convincing Ratcatcher 2.0 to defeat Starro with her army of rats a second time)] “Vice only cared about degrading you into a weapon of mass destruction too, when all you ever wanted was to be a hero.”

Peccatori: [Breathes fire on Napoleon (Animal Farm) before having evil BBQ porc for lunch] “I don’t really feel that is something we have in common.”

Shebot: [Scares off Icky Vicky and the Kanker Sisters with the Death Stare before turning back to Pec] “Why do you say that?”

Peccatori: [Punches the Coachman (Pinocchio) in the teeth] “My father robbed me of my freedom to become a hero. The higher ups who once owned the B.I.A.I. failed to rob you of your freedom, to fall in love with Scooter.”

Shebot couldn’t help but place her hand on Peccatori’s shoulder.

Shebot: “…You are wrong, Peccatori, you already became a hero through your own freedom!”

Peccatori: [Pauses to say anything for a moment as he slays Mushu with his Halberd] “…Really?…”

Suddenly, Shebot just realized how stupid she felt for almost completely forgetting about Scooter among the chaos swarming all around her! As Peccatori blasted Magneto out of the galaxy before the super mutant could have used his metal manipulating superpowers, Shebot rushed to the entrance to that bunker! Only for Vice to block both her and Peccatori with that Church Pec failed to get himself a job as a friar in.

With Peccatori unable to pass through the holy barrier emitted by the divine house and Shebot unwilling to damage such a sacred building in order to reach that door, the two of them are left pondering, as they kick aside Prince Charming (Shrek) and Gaston (Beauty and the Beast).

Shebot: [Fools Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz into battling against a Perry the Platypus plush doll] “You sure the Toon-Force will keep Scooter safe from your dad? And is Twirler okay?”

Peccatori: [Sicks an army of 101 angry adult Dalmatians on Cruella de Vil] “There is nothing I can do to protect Twirler without Father preventing me by telekinetic strangulation… With Scooter however, it’s a given, I am sure he is holding his own just fine.”

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(Note: I excluded the villains Peccatori and Shebot clobber up in the story when I drew this comic because, one, I didn’t have the time to draw them in the evening, and two, to Shebot and Peccatori throughout most of the brawl, the both of them almost feel as if the goons they are fending off never existed to begin with.)

All Licensed characters belong to their respected owners.

Shebot belongs to Steve.

Peccatori belongs to me.

#Peccatori #Shebot #Mustachetwirler #rhodeway #vice

Description
Gift comic for my friend, Steve ( Rhodeway ).

This is also a sneak peek into the fan made AU crossover book I am writing for him as well.

Taking place during The Battle for Rhodeway, Peccatori answers Shebot’s cries for backup as Vice attempts to dump an entire secret legion doom to destroy his arch-nemesis, just because Shebot fell in love with Scooter and Vice finds the concept of robots having hearts and souls to be sacrilege.

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Chapter 25: Brother and Sister in Arms

Shebot was completely vulnerable, outnumbered, outmatched and out of her league!

Surrounding her are armies upon armies upon armies of…

…Villains!…

…Big villains!… Little villains!… Fat villains!… Skinny villains!… Tall villains!… Short villains!… Goofy villains!… Serious villains! Mighty villains! Meek villains! Tame villains! Hardcore villains! Edgy villains! Cute villains! Sad villains! Happy villains! Angry Villains! Horror villains! Western villains! Action villains! Adventure villains! Drama villains! Comedy villains! Sci-fi villains! Fantasy villains! Cartoon villains! Animated villains! Anime villains! Manga villains! 3D villains! Comic book villains! Novel villains! Video game villains! Live action villains! Disney villains! Warner Bros Villains! Dreamworks villains! Nintendo villains! Toei villains! Toho villains! DC villains! Marvel villains! Dark Horse villains! Image Comics villains! Archie villains! Nintendo villains! SEGA villains! PlayStation villains! Xbox villains! PC villains! Hub villains! Netflix villains! Adult-Swim Villains! Stupid, idiotic, overused, anti-climatic dead Twist villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! Villains! VILLAINS!!!

All of them having spawned from video game cartridges inside the Transcendant man cave, all enslaved by Vice himself (still cosplaying as Angry Video Game Nerd), under the orders of one simple command.

Vice: “EXTERMINATE THE ITBOT!”

All of them charged simultaneously towards Shebot as she was on the verge of panicking!

Shebot: “PECCATORI!!!”

Yet just as Dick Dastardly and Muttley were about to ram her with The Mean Machine-

Peccatori: “You summoned me, Queen Shebot?”

One colossal fist from the just recently arrived Peccatori through the portal, punched The Mean Machine into shrapnel and launches Dick Dastardly straight towards The Sin of Odio, Sephiroth and Xehanort!

Dick Dastardly: [Rocketing through the skies] “MUTTLEY! DO SOMETHING!”

The Sin of Odio: “I... I am Odio... Undying hate... Unyielding rage... I am... I must... I will-WHAT THE-“

POW!

Sephiroth: “... Over... It's over... Everything... everyone... everything... It's all over... Now everything will begin with me-HOLY-“

BAM!

Xehanort: “This heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it—it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came-Wait, hold on a sec, is that Dick-“

KABOOM!

Completely rendering three such formidable obstacles into nothingness in just one shot for each, never to return ever again!… Dastardly quickly recovered though and Muttley was unharmed, as the latter snickered at his master’s folly.

Shebot’s slightly hunched forward, her arms went limp and she had trouble standing up properly, as she gawked at what seemed to be such an impossible feat, pulled off by Peccatori, the literal manifestation of Hell itself, as he stood by her side as her backup bodyguard!

Shebot: “…-Wah-…H-how…What was I even looking at!?”

Peccatori: “Just a small fraction of how overpowered my father forced-feed me into becoming…”

Shebot turned to stare at Pec with a funny face of expressing disbelief.

Peccatori: [Pointing at Vice] “It’s Vice’s fault for making me trigger entire communities of the Live Alive, Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts franchises into salties… Blame him!”

Shebot: “…How powerful are you,exactly?”

Peccatori: “I am a High 1-A in the Tiering System, at my absolute limit, as Prime Peccatori Purgatorio.”

Shebot: “Meaning?”

Peccatori: “Transcendent, High Outerverse level, but only under specific conditions and when I have to go all out, otherwise I generally rank in at a High 1-B Tier, Infinite Dimensional.”

Shebot: “And your father?”

Peccatori: “Beyond Tier 0, surpassing Boundless!”

Shebot: “That is impossible, I just discovered his first weakness is to Tolerance!”

Peccatori: “And with that, you are far ahead of Spark in figuring out just how impossible Vice truly is.”

The rest of the villain army paused for a moment in shock over what had just happened… until Vice threatened them with his fist, forcing them all to resume their assault on Shebot!

Shebot had to quickly come back to her senses as she readied her ion cannons, while Peccatori pulled out his Inferno Halberd out of his jaws in preparation!

Shebot: “So, Peccatori, what’s your strategy here?”

Peccatori: “Simple. I one-shoot the strong bruisers while you pick off the weak stragglers.”

Shebot: “How do I tell the difference?”

Peccatori then confronted The Antispiral!

The Antispiral: “People ask, "Why do you fight? Why do you kill? Why do you destroy?" They will die with these questions unanswered. That is humanity's bliss-WAIT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING-“

Peccatori: [immediately snatching the Antispiral by the neck] “Bitch, I am Hell, now GIMME!”

Peccatori then literally snapped up the shadowy figure in just one bite, before he replied to Shebot.

Peccatori: [Turns back to explain to Shebot] “That was a strong bruiser!”

Shebot then saw Judge Claude Frollo running towards her with a sword swung over his head!

Peccatori: [Points at Frollo] “That is a weak straggler!”

Shebot: “Oh, I get it now!”

Frollo: [About to swing his sword at Shebot] “And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!”

Shebot: [Pulls out her arm-flamethrower] “I am a SHE, Judge Creepy Fraud.”

And thus that evil monster of a man burst into flames, before he tripped over his burning robes and plummeted down the abyss of a fire-breathing Hellmouth, that Peccatori had just now summoned from the Earth!

Shebot: [Restrains Professor Ratigan from attacking her by pinching him by the tail] “Um, Peccatori… That kinda felt like overkill to me.”

Peccatori: [Hits King Candy with a pair of glasses] “Sorry, Shebot! Quasimodo’s mother’s murderer kept obsessing over purging the world of my Father and my Latin name, for he saw corruption everywhere except within…”

The both of them then watch Peccatori’s crocodile-faced Hellmouth chase after Captain Hook.

Captain Hook: “SMEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Peccatori: [Snatches Dr. Facilier’s talisman and crunches it in his fist] “That and you summed him up perfectly over his relations with Esmeralda, trust me, Fraud deserves to embrace the Hellfire!”

By the time Pec had finished explaining his reasons to Shebot, he had already stomped all over Dawn Bellwether, tore Evelyn Deavor in two, gored Hans with his horn, body slammed Callaghan (Yokai) till his all his bones broke, fried Stinky Pete and flushed The Horned King down The Black Toilet! All of that sent Edgar Balthazar packing!… Vice exterminated him for cowardice…

Shebot: [Punching Lady Tremaine in her evil lime green eyed glaring face] “You think we should just improvise through these gauntlets?”

Peccatori: [Manipulates the 4th dimension to rapidly age Mother Gothel until she is dust] “Agreed, Queen Shebot, your plan is far better!”

Suddenly, Peccatori was flanked by Bill Cipher, Discord (MLPFIM), Aku, Dracula (Castlevania) and Rick Sanchez along with Azriel and Chara as well as Eric Cartman (armed with his army of Woodland Critters), while Shebot is surrounded by Bowser, Ganon, every single version of Dr. Eggman/Robotnik/Jim Carrey, the Gremlins, the Rabbids, the Minions and Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)!

Peccatori then deceived Bill Cipher and Discord into tampering with each other’s reality warping, causing each other’s dimensions to collide and explode upon one another as they are both destroyed in the process! Peccatori then snatched Rick, dunks him in a big bowel of szechuan sauce from McDonalds before feeding him to Cerberus! After universe nuking Castlevania Dracula, Peccatori then slayed Aku with his halberd that surpassed the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness in power! Pec then told Azriel and Chara to stop their squabbling and get along with each other, before he sicked Santa Clause and some mountain Lion cubs on the Woodland Critters while sicking Frosty (From The Spirit of Christmas pilot) on Eric Cartman being mistaken for Kenny!

Peccatori: “Oh my god, they killed Kenny, you-“

Eric Cartman: “I’M NOT KENNY DAMMIT!”

Frosty then finished Eric off!

Shebot didn’t need to do much into getting Bowser, Ganon and the Eggmans to fight amongst each other over their superiority complex, as well as successfully getting the minions, Rabbids and Gremlins to fight amongst one another as well, all thanks to built-in wikis and analysis videos explaining each of her foes in detail, including their weaknesses… leaving her with only Flippy to deal with.

Flippy was already in his flipped out mode, no thanks to Vice force-feeding him PTSD like Crystal Meth down his nostrils, as he savagely lunged at Shebot with a combat knife! Surprisingly Flippy put up a serious fight against Shebot in terms of how difficult it was for her to get him off her face! Flippy even landed a direct hit with his knife, right underneath Shebot’s helmet, directly into her cooling system!

Shebot could no longer control herself from malfunctioning!

As The Blue Meanie, Agent Smiths, the Shredder (all versions of him), Krang (all versions of him), Dr. Claw, Shao Khan, Khan (Star Trek), Cobra Commander, Skeletor and Hordak, Venger and Tiamat (Dungeons & Dragons), Dan Phantom, Darla Dimple & Max, the Kanker Sisters, Icky Vicky, Fairy Godmother (Shrek) and Gargamel all gang up on Shebot, all while Peccatori is either destroying or devouring Magneto, Dr Doom, Thanos, Ultron, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, Trigon, Chthon, Black Adam, Apocalypse (X-Men), Sinesteo, Lex Luthor, Hexagon (Teen Titans crossover film), the Anti-Monitor, Shuma Gorath, Malebolgia as well as Violator and Urizen (Spawn), Galactus, Imperiex, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Doomsday, Dormamu, the Juggernaut, Knull and Starro simultaneously, Shebot begins to suffer a meltdown!

Her irises turned from sky blue to fiery red, her teeth turned jagged and her mouth fully opened as she screeched out like a Five Nights at Freddy’s animatronic on a jump scare spree!

Her first target, was Flippy, and even he was taken back by the sudden mood swing, of her own flipped out mode, as she retracted her claws and slashed at him!

Peccatori: [After biting Malebolgia’s head off as he sees something is wrong with Shebot] “Oh no!”

Rampaging through the hoards of villains, swatting them flying out of his way, Peccatori came to Shebot’s aide to try and figure out how to save her from self detonating her own head, as she and Flippy continued to clash!

Peccatori: “(Dammit! I wish her boyfriend was here right now! I heard he was the mechanic!)”

Clueless as to what he needed to do for Shebot while he hurled Galactus and the Anti-Monitor over his shoulders to get them out of the way, and due to being 25 feet tall, he squatted down while doing the duck walk, carefully opened Shebot’s helmet and attempted to fix her tiny, fiddly, fragile surcuits with the big, thick, blunt claws on the tips of his fat, muscular, sausage fingers!

Peccatori: “Uh… You’re doing great, Shebot, just relax as you deck Flippy in the schnoz and I’ll see what I can do to fix you up!”

Summoning more Hellmouths from the Earth to keep his enemies preoccupied, Peccatori awkwardly waddled about as he crouched, while trying to fix the wiring on Shebot’s head, as she herself was clawing and biting at Flippy in the face!

The shenanigans went absolutely nowhere for Pec, as his efforts to repair Shebot were worse than useless, accidentally accelerating the meltdown in Shebot’s system, inching her further and further into self destruct!

Peccatori: “Oh, to My Title with it!”

As a last resort, Hell Himself puked out what appeared to be an icy eldritch leech like parasite, into the palm of his hand, before he let it infest itself inside Shebot’s head. The supposed “parasite” feasted upon the intense heat within the surcuits while emitting it’s own cooling system, cancelling the meltdown that would have led to the self-detonation and saving Shebot’s life!

Upon reverting back to normal, Shebot found herself clutching Flippy by his dog tags, as he is ironically begging for mercy! Feeling pity for the poor plush toy sized black bear, Shebot let him go, only for Flippy to take his frustrations on Lumpy, shredding that dumb moose into ribbons, before moving on to anyone else who dares try to attack Shebot!

Shebot: [Kicks Professor Fate’s butt] “…Huh… I guess we just got ourselves a new ally… Wait… Why does my voice sound more organic?…”

As the Hellmouths resume fending off the opposition, Shebot just barely has the time to pull out a mirror and look at her surcuits in her head, only to find the eldritch frost leech sleeping in there instead. Shebot then turned to Peccatori, with many questions on her mind.

Peccatori: [Stomps on Bendy (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)] “I…I am a transcendent, eldritch abomination… Not a master of machines… Sorry!”

Shebot: [Knocks Infinite the Jackal’s mask off with a slap to the face] “…Thank you for saving me… Though… You’re a High 1-A Tier. Couldn’t you have just magically snapped me a new set of surcuits with an enhanced cooling system?… It would have saved you that rather funny dance you were doing earlier… Wait, couldn’t you have just reduced your size to 6 feet tall?”

Peccatori: [Slaps his hand on his forehead while bitch-slapping Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)] “Oh sh-“

Shebot: [Shatters Jasper from SU with a mace struck into her nose gem] “It’s okay! It’s okay! I guess even someone as powerful as yourself makes mistakes. Heh-heh.”

Peccatori: [Casually punches Dio Brando into the Sun before he could even squawk out “Za Wārudo!”] “I could only dream about never being a Gary-Stu ever again, it sucks to be such.”

Shebot: [Snatches Hamegg by the neck] “Yeah, about that, Pec. First off, you are NO Gary-Stu… Wait, let me just get rid of this fool first… Hey Hamegg! This is for Astro Boy!” [Punches Hamegg and launching him through The First Death Star, The Second Death Star and the Third Death Star, blowing up all three of them!] “…Yikes, I think I over did it with that one…”

Peccatori: [Stairs into the sky where Hamegg was punched through while grappling Griffith by his head and crunching it like an orange] “Look, I can see their parachutes! They're okay... Wait… No… all the minions of the Galactic Empire, the First Order and the Final Order are now deceased… I can see Hamegg’s parachute though! He’s okay.”

Peccatori shrinks down to 5 feet tall again as he feels that Shebot needs to address something to him.

Shebot: [Kicks Professor Rupert Marmalade IV into the jaws of Ralph (Rampage)] “… Peccatori… I… I feel as if we share something in common. Could we talk about it together?”

Peccatori: [Chops Nightmare (Soul Caliber) into cubes with his halberd] “Fine by me, Miss Shebot, I guess we have some time.”

As they uppercut Mojo Jojo, Vilgax, Toffee, Dr. Drakken and Fat Cat out of their way, before Pec and Shebot bring up each other’s unfortunate upbringings together.

Peccatori: [Summons squirrel Girl to defeat Dr. Doom with her rodent armies a second time] “The higher ups who once owned The Bakalean Institute of Artificial Intelligence only cared about degrading you and your people into weapons of destruction.”

Shebot: [Convincing Ratcatcher 2.0 to defeat Starro with her army of rats a second time)] “Vice only cared about degrading you into a weapon of mass destruction too, when all you ever wanted was to be a hero.”

Peccatori: [Breathes fire on Napoleon (Animal Farm) before having evil BBQ porc for lunch] “I don’t really feel that is something we have in common.”

Shebot: [Scares off Icky Vicky and the Kanker Sisters with the Death Stare before turning back to Pec] “Why do you say that?”

Peccatori: [Punches the Coachman (Pinocchio) in the teeth] “My father robbed me of my freedom to become a hero. The higher ups who once owned the B.I.A.I. failed to rob you of your freedom, to fall in love with Scooter.”

Shebot couldn’t help but place her hand on Peccatori’s shoulder.

Shebot: “…You are wrong, Peccatori, you already became a hero through your own freedom!”

Peccatori: [Pauses to say anything for a moment as he slays Mushu with his Halberd] “…Really?…”

Suddenly, Shebot just realized how stupid she felt for almost completely forgetting about Scooter among the chaos swarming all around her! As Peccatori blasted Magneto out of the galaxy before the super mutant could have used his metal manipulating superpowers, Shebot rushed to the entrance to that bunker! Only for Vice to block both her and Peccatori with that Church Pec failed to get himself a job as a friar in.

With Peccatori unable to pass through the holy barrier emitted by the divine house and Shebot unwilling to damage such a sacred building in order to reach that door, the two of them are left pondering, as they kick aside Prince Charming (Shrek) and Gaston (Beauty and the Beast).

Shebot: [Fools Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz into battling against a Perry the Platypus plush doll] “You sure the Toon-Force will keep Scooter safe from your dad? And is Twirler okay?”

Peccatori: [Sicks an army of 101 angry adult Dalmatians on Cruella de Vil] “There is nothing I can do to protect Twirler without Father preventing me by telekinetic strangulation… With Scooter however, it’s a given, I am sure he is holding his own just fine.”

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(Note: I excluded the villains Peccatori and Shebot clobber up in the story when I drew this comic because, one, I didn’t have the time to draw them in the evening, and two, to Shebot and Peccatori throughout most of the brawl, the both of them almost feel as if the goons they are fending off never existed to begin with.)

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Shebot belongs to Steve.

Peccatori belongs to me.

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