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Published: 2021-10-16 21:06:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 6157; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 4
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Description As for my Worst to Best list, it goes something like this.


9. The Ninth Jedi
I despise twist-villains and I despise the fact that this episode makes a whole load of bullshit continuity errors with how lightsabers and kyber crystals function, just for the sake of that “Oooooh! Twisty-Twisty-Twist Villains Reveal! Never saw that coming, did y’a?” When all their lightsabers turned red! Not to mention it completely wastes a bunch of potential characters into the equivalent to disposable B1 Battle Droids! The only saving grace, other than some stellar visuals and rather decent lead characters, is the Jedi who sounds like Samuel Hayden from DOOM revealing himself to be a twist-hero… Huh, so I guess he really was not the villain in this story after all.
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8. Tatooine Rhapsody
Everyone else’s least favorite episode landing down here, because it was really weak, but at least it knows it was trying to be humble with a former Jedi Padawan joining a pop band with a Hutt.

7. Akakiri
The most boring out of all of them, especially with just how easily the hero just throws his life away to turn to the dark side, but at least it wasn’t bad like number 8 or horrible like number 9.

6. The Village Bride
A rather nice and relaxing episode, plus it’s great to see the B1 Battle Droids in all their stupidity again, but it doesn’t catch my attention quite as much.

5. The Elder
Two Jedi hunt down an evil Master Yoda, which was quite fun seeing the difference between padawan and master, yet they made the claim that the older you are the weaker you get (Yoda himself is ancient yet he became one of the most powerful force wielders about…).

4. The Duel
A Sith-hunter just became canon (sort of if this gets greenlit or something), but aside from awesome fights and the badass reveal, there isn’t really much that got me hooked to the point of placing it in the top three.

3. T0-B1
It’s Astro Boy with a lightsaber, which is awesome as it references so much to the spearhead of manga and anime, even though I can see why fans forget about this one because of it.

2. Lop & Ochô
This is the best character driven episode in the entire lineup, from the severed family bond to the adopted orphan being earned the mantle of a true Jedi, it had to be high up on my list.

1. The Twins
The ingenious concoction of character driven plot, plus dazzling over the top visuals and so many wonderful references to the original Film Trilogy, resulting in my favorite episode of them all!


Update: After re-watching The Ninth Jedi, it has come to my attention that I was incorrect to place it all the way at the bottom, just for me hating on twist villains. They were just a bunch of assassins rather than true masterminds after all. The main protagonists are actually quite good and the visuals are still stunning, so I now place The Ninth Jedi at Number 3 behind Lop & Ochô (while T0-B1 gets placed at Number 7 between Akakiri and the Village Bride because yeah, I still like it but Astro Boy and Star Wars is a bit of an odd mashup).


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