HOME | DD

MyEmeraldTears — I have abs too, okay?

#im #pudgy #myemeraldtears #valedus #so #coupleproblems #beingthefatonelmao
Published: 2017-01-12 22:27:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 512; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description LISTEN
OK
WHEN YOU HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY FIT BOYFRIEND
FUCKING Valedus UGHUGHGUHGHUG
YOU NEED TO DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO FIT IN
ALRIGHT??

LOOK AT MY ABS
LOOK AT THEM
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PUSH UPS I DO A DAY TO GET THOSE BEAUTIES???
0
EXACTLY 0

I WORK HARD FOR MY BODY
OPENING MARKERS IS HARD
I EXPELLED AT LEAST 3 CALORIES TRYING TO GET THAT SHARPIE READY
YEAH
DON'T TEST ME
MKAY?
I KNOW KUNG FU
Related content
Comments: 38

ILiveInTheWoods [2017-01-18 13:05:28 +0000 UTC]

This is clever. Great work on the anatomy, and the expressions are just so real its amazing. You see people's faces and body language as most of us do, and you capture it as few of us can. Far better than photos. So, nerdy question: do you do this consciously or subconsciously. Amazing skill and talent, or talent and skill. 
A thought on your anxiety: Be with it, just be, breathe deep. Accept it, don't fear it. Make it yours. Take your meds. Breathe deep and follow your breath. Maybe, someday, you will find it is gone, but work toward making it yours and becoming comfortable in its presence. Don't indulge it, don't indulge in it. Just be with it. Patience.
You are surrounded by love. You are.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to ILiveInTheWoods [2017-01-18 13:14:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for taking the time to even put a comment on my artwork. It truly means so much to me, really. I actually do this subconsciously! I've never been taught how to do expressions, capture emotion, or do anything really. I suppose because of my painful upbringing and my experiences with so much trauma I've become very...aware of how certain emotions feel and transpire within the body, and how they're expelled externally. Because of some of the type of abuse I went through, gas lighting and such, I had to become incredibly good at reading people's emotions from the smallest detail, like a twitch of the eye to the movement of a finger, so that I wouldn't create an explosion in my house. I don't know, I suppose it's just something that comes instinctively, you know? Since emotions and feelings and everything, they're so important to me to display accurately!

And thank you. My medication has been raised upwards actually, I'm on 150 mg now of zoloft. Things have been getting better...marginally, albeit, but it's something. I know what you mean when you say be with it. I have to accept the anxiety is with me. It is me. I try my hardest to love it to the best of my ability, but resist against the temptations to give into it. It's a very difficult battle to fight, but it's one I...almost feel lucky to go against. It's taught me so much about life, about happiness, about what's really important. Whilst it causes me excruciating pain, I wouldn't switch my life with the most happiest, most blissful person out there.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ILiveInTheWoods In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-18 13:16:37 +0000 UTC]

 

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to ILiveInTheWoods [2017-01-18 13:18:38 +0000 UTC]

! <3

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Eritheas [2017-01-17 18:25:19 +0000 UTC]

That is just so cute.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to Eritheas [2017-01-17 18:31:59 +0000 UTC]

im stronk
motherfucker

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Eritheas In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-17 18:32:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm stronker.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to Eritheas [2017-01-17 19:08:30 +0000 UTC]

ok listen m8 i work out 

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

BlackSnowWonderland [2017-01-13 03:18:40 +0000 UTC]

IT'S LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS ALL OVER AGAIN

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to BlackSnowWonderland [2017-01-13 10:53:52 +0000 UTC]

I KNO W RIGHT OMFG

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

boomshka [2017-01-13 01:08:08 +0000 UTC]

This is really funny to look at. YOU DREW MY BODY!! 

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to boomshka [2017-01-13 10:54:08 +0000 UTC]

MMMMMMMM
are
are u
the pudge
or the fuDGY GOOD MUSCULAR REALNESS

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

boomshka In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-13 23:51:23 +0000 UTC]

umm you wanna judge yourself?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to boomshka [2017-01-14 00:19:57 +0000 UTC]

suRE LMAO LETS DO IT

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

boomshka In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-14 01:20:09 +0000 UTC]

do i get a picture back? but ok i got u

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to boomshka [2017-01-14 12:18:16 +0000 UTC]

I MeAN IM FAT BRO

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

boomshka In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-14 15:16:37 +0000 UTC]

lol well i eat like a fat person I just give a hour almost everyday. I won't judge you if i seen you. Just love who you are

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

AngelxSnap [2017-01-12 22:50:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm 'bout to go get a sharpie too!
Mmmm Wild-Snapdragon will be unable to resist me
Didn't realize how easy abs were QwQ

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to AngelxSnap [2017-01-12 22:53:08 +0000 UTC]

mmmmmmMMMMMM YES OH BBY 
GET THOSE NICE OL' SHARPIES 
WORK OUT THOSE CORE MUSCLES 
MAKE YOUR PARTNER  r e a l GLAD TO SEE YOU IN THE EVENING           

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

AngelxSnap In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-13 01:39:23 +0000 UTC]

YEAH!
*sprains wrist opening marker* T u T
All this pain for a sexy body

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to AngelxSnap [2017-01-13 13:12:32 +0000 UTC]

yEP
WORK IT
WORK IT REAL HARD
YOU CAN DO IT 
MMMMMMM

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

refield [2017-01-12 22:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Push-ups to not exercise your abdominal muscles.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to refield [2017-01-12 22:49:13 +0000 UTC]

tha
that
that's
that's the joke

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

refield In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 23:34:39 +0000 UTC]

If you want abs then you have to angrily smush your face into your crotch

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

terminallyapathetic [2017-01-12 22:33:36 +0000 UTC]

it S OK IM MADE OF BREAD AND NODLES

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to terminallyapathetic [2017-01-12 22:34:19 +0000 UTC]

YE AH EXACTLY 
EVEN THE BIRB GETS I T
MNFGNFGNFNGF
MUSCLES ARE ACHIEVABLE BOYS AND GIRLS

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

terminallyapathetic In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 22:37:49 +0000 UTC]

i mean i dont wanna give up bread tho so

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to terminallyapathetic [2017-01-12 22:38:28 +0000 UTC]

listen
carbs are good for u
they really clog your arteries real good so you can have a heart attack already and end your miserable existence 

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

terminallyapathetic In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 22:39:26 +0000 UTC]

good ill go eat a LOAF OF BREA D

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to terminallyapathetic [2017-01-12 22:40:33 +0000 UTC]

YeP THERE IT GOES
THERE IT GOES
THAT'S MY HEART MONITOR 
OH BBY
OH BB Y
 OH 
 o h
 o 
 o 
 .. 
 .. 
*flatlines*

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

hoz-boz In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 22:51:03 +0000 UTC]

me

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to hoz-boz [2017-01-12 22:56:16 +0000 UTC]

legit tho e n d m y s u f f e r i n g

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

hoz-boz [2017-01-12 22:30:28 +0000 UTC]

I-
fUCKINGGg
I SWEARr
tHE FUCKIGN DESCRIPTION
BUT I KONW TH E FEELING
TheStateOfKentucky  
I M L O O KI NG AT YO U
I CAN BE FIT
I CAN HAVE THE ABS
I CAN DO THE THING
 ISWEAR
IT TOOK SO LONG
BUT I MANAGED
I SHAPED THIS WITH MY OWN PERMINANT MARKER
I CAN BE FIT TOO
LOOK AT  meeeeeee
neyh
 
Im surrounded by physically fit people

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to hoz-boz [2017-01-12 22:31:45 +0000 UTC]

SEE 
LOOK
OK
HANSEL GOT IT 
HANSEL HAS IT
LOOK AT THAT
MMM
BEAUTY
SEE
WE'RE FIT
GAIN ABS IN JUST 5 SECONDS WITH MAGIC SHARPIE MARKER (tm)

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

hoz-boz In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 22:32:52 +0000 UTC]

mY ABS ARE SO BIG THEY JUT OUT LIKE a belly would b uT I MEAN
HELLA ABS
ITS JUST A 
SINGULAR AB
THATS HOW STRONK

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to hoz-boz [2017-01-12 22:33:43 +0000 UTC]

ye AH EXACTL Y
LOOK AT THAT BELLY BUTTON
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING SIT UPS YOU HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THAT SHIT p o p
A LOT OF SHIT
MAINLY STIcking your finger in it and pulling it out until it breaks but liSTE N TO M E OK IT WOR KS

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

hoz-boz In reply to MyEmeraldTears [2017-01-12 22:51:20 +0000 UTC]

fuCKIGN
Bless this

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MyEmeraldTears In reply to hoz-boz [2017-01-12 22:52:20 +0000 UTC]

best meme ten outta ten thi S M EM E I S N U M B E R O N E

👍: 0 ⏩: 0