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Published: 2012-12-02 21:30:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 26315; Favourites: 1034; Downloads: 796
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Get yours today!This is standard poster size BTW.
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Warning: Magic in a Jar may not be suitable for foals under the age of six, pregnant mares, lactating mares, and ponies undergoing puberty. Side effects of Magic in a Jar varies from pony to pony, and may include, but not limited to, paresthesias of the lips and tongue, sialorrhea, sweating, headache, weakness, lethargy, ataxia, incoordination, tremor, paralysis, cyanosis, aphonia, dysphagia, seizures, dyspnea, bronchorrhea, bronchospasm, respiratory failure, coma, hypotension, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, cardiac arrhythmias, respiratory failure, cardiovascular collapse, cysts, boils, necrosis, sores, encephalitis, pulmonary edema, dementia, burning sensations in organs, development of photosensitivity, sunburn, inflammation, dim to intense bioluminescence, multi-Hypervitaminosis, dehydration, decreased appetite, insomnia, constipation, fatigue, irritability, myasthenia, metastatic calcification, various forms of cancer, large kidney stones, hypercalcemia, xeroderma, actinic keratosis, polymorphous light eruption, cataracts, macular degeneration, immune suppression, abnormal vascular functionality, solar elastosis, 1st-3rd degree (internal and external) burns, invisibility from the visible spectrum, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, haemorrhoids, diabetes, virginity, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, brown, turning into cupcakes, gangrene, blindness, insanity, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, subcutaneous cysts, penile shrinkage, gaining an aurora of sparkles, cutie pox, feather flu, bird flu, Spanish Flu, SARS, ebola, vitamin B12 deficiency, worshipping Sombra, rainbow explosions, nightmares, boredom, coloured sweat, production of SCP-447-1, unknown and unwanted pregnancies, pseudo-pregnancies, and mild discomfort, including mild rashes.
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"penile shrinkage"
X-D
Why did it make me giggle? ^^
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None of us here are mature adults.
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IT MEANS....DIS. sorrynotsorry
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You mean... That she... Oh holy toilet that's gross.
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guaranteed to cure AT LEAST MOST ailments
what is it saying???
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Click at your own risk xD
mysticalpha.deviantart.com/art…
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Hopefully not the same way rainbows are made
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I'm going to guess its made through unicorns donating pure magical energy which is then refined into a solid form which is condensed and made even more potent and powerful than normal.
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hehe should print out a few of these and hang one on the door during Bronycon this year ^_^
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So long as it doesn't say distributed by FF-bros inc., I'm a tryer.
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Yeah, this needs the Poster treatment.
Wait "Extracted from the most fertile Unicorns"
Does Princess Celestia have a knackers Guild working behind the castle?
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This reminds me of what I renamed my strange mad milk:
"Molestia's secret sauce"
"Guaranteed to make you wet!"
Kill me now
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'Extracted from the most fertile unicorns' it says, well knowing that equestrian ponies dont have any genitals this must mean that its from their horn when their magic is most powerfull. see there is an non R34 explaination for it.
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It was said by the creators that they have all normal pony parts. So yes they do have genitals. You never see people walking around with clearly visible genitals now do you? Yet they still have them.
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If you know what a lot of pony r34 consists of.... It very much is still r34.
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And one can't help to wonder why the fertility of the unicorns is relevant.
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I think that's a good point truthfully.
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ROFL why did i read that entire thing in an Tv sales pitch voice
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Compulsive Disorder Obsessive?
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Yes, It has it's letters in alphabetical order. CDO
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Why buy one when you can buy more I mean c'mon other ponies it's from the most fertile unicorns so that makes it a must buy 
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The most fertile unicorns?
That suggests it's extracted from an aspect of them I don't want to swallow.
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I remember I had something that said Chuck Norris approved.
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