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Published: 2008-08-13 22:17:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 117; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 3
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Wow, long story with this one...Well, my old English teacher from a few years ago has this really odd sense of humor. One of my Freshman friends who has him was telling me over lunch about how my former teacher was joking about Redneck Grammar. According to him, it goes something like this:
M R Ducks.
M R Not!
M R Too. c D E D B D Wings?
L I B! M R Ducks!
Translation:
Them are ducks.
Them are not!
Them are too! See dee eedy-beedy wings?
Well, I'll be! Them are ducks!
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L I B. It R Funny. XD
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My 6th grade teacher a long time ago had a slightly modified version of that to teach as a joke.
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haha for some reason I was always taught "C M Wangs?" haha I think the E D B D Wings is hilarious. Hmm are you from around here? I mean living with the rednecks of the South.
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Nope, I live north. XD
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oooOOOooo. haha well I am envious. You probably get more snow than I'll ever see in my lifetime. And you don't have to live around rednecks.
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My friend wrote this to me in a note.
Took me awhile to get it, but funny!
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XD Yeah, it took me a while, too, but when I got it, I just about died laughing.
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LOL. My english teacher said the exact same thing.
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