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MystressOfDarkness13 — Some Weird Random Dragon
Published: 2007-09-03 17:47:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 20; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Just some random, scrappy dragon I drew, nothing special.Drawn to help me learn how to get Draconian proportion and form right.
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Yeah. Dragons are hot. 
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Fine!!! Be prepared...
(geez! I really need to go... why do I always find people online when I must log out??? 
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Bye! 
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I'll try to. I will.
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*hammer-wielding Narayani is waiting right outside your bedroom window...*
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No problem, as long as he's outside. -_-;
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*he swings the hammer at your window*
*a crack appears in the glass*
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*runs at her books and protects them with her life*
*then thinks better and carries them over to the tomatoes, where she protects both with her life.*
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It doesn't help that Saavedro wants to take your life...
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*looks relieved*
Oh... no prob, then. Once dead, I won't be needing all this any more, will I?
*gazes dreamily at the tomatoes* ...or will I...
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He may torture you mercilessly, Fae... I let him roam the neighborhood if he's nice... I might just send him back to you in a box...
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Huh? wha- 
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Oh, Faeliscity. Haven't you ever hear of regifting?
When is your birthday?
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February, the 31st. 
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Yes, run, Fae... run VERY FAR.
But know this - Saavedro will find you where ever you may run!!! All I have to do is convince him to go after you...
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Why wouldn't he go after you instead, huh??? huh??? You're nearer right now!!!
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Simple. He likes me.
Now go get her, Saav!
*Saavedro starts chasing you*
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I know he likes you. He said so. He also said it tasted better than squee, and that it was nice with Edanna spices. 
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Saavedro isn't a cannibal, though... There were no humans on J'nanin for him to eat! So :nyah: right back at you!
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There were no humans until you came...
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The Narayani are humanoid enough! He wasn't a cannibal THEN.
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Not THEN, no...
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Uh... but wouldn't he rather save me by eating one piece at a time? Then I would last longer!
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Saav: ...and suffer longer... yeah, it is a very good idea you've just had, my friend...
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*realizes that she just said something really stupid*
...
Shit.
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But wait! You taste like tomatoes, remember?
Saavedro just so happens to like tomatoes, Fae... ever since I first gave him some on a sandwich...
Saav: She tastes like tomatoes, you say? *wry grin, glance at you*
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HEY!!! What's that for artistic licence??! 
No, Saavy, you only like Narayani tomatoes, remember?... you would be very disappointed: I only taste of Earth tomatoes, since that's all I ever eat...
*hopes the lie won't show on her face: she obviously eats all sorts of tomatoes she can get her hands on, especially Narayani ones since she's a fan...*
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Saav: Hmm... I haven't found that much difference in Earth and Narayani tomatoes...
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Wha-? No, you're joking! Anything Narayani has to be waaaaaay better!!!!
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Saav: Nope... Sorry, I'm afraid they taste exactly the same...
*has you tied up to a pole by now and is building up a fire*
*sprinkles you with Narayani spices for flavor*
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Me: Wait- you can't do that! Mystress is already eating me in another thread, with those same spices, you can't eat me all over again! I mean, that... -that would be gross, eating what's already been eaten once, wouldn't it?
Saavedro: Another... what? 
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You:
Saav: Oh good. All the better - now I don't have to hear her distracting screams for mercy.
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Me: *is woken up by the fire* *screams of "ooouuuuch"ing replace screams for mercy*
Saav:
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Saav: Shut up, you! *hammers you*
You: *fall unconscious from being hit so hard*
And then Saavedro enjoyed his meal in peace and Mystress left for home never to be bothered by that crazy French tomato-lover again. THE END.
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*undoes the end* .DNE EHT
There. phew!
So...
The following day, Saavedro woke up and thought: "Hey, I'm hungry again! But I don't feel like eating squee... Oh, hey, I've heard that fairies tasted wonderful!..."
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Sadly, they do not, or so Saavedro had forgotten. As a matter of fact, they are quite poisonous.
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But maybe, just like certain exotic fishes, there was a very special way to prepare them to be able to eat them? Curious by nature and of a scientific mind, Saavy was out to try a few...
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FINE.
Un-THE END.
Though the faerie had poofed far away, she knew just how terribly sad Saavedro was, and so she created several Faeliscity clones, just so Saav could hunt and eat them, seeing as he loved tomatoes.
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XDDD
Faeliscity clone army: "uuuhhhhrrrrhhh..." *zombie-like marching*
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Saav: *kills and eats Faeliscity clone #348*
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Faeliscity clones #569, #275 and #307 (well, the nearest ones): "uuuhhhrrrhhh..." *on walking*
Faeliscity clones #159, #752 and #861 (not far either): *sudden light in the eye* *turn around* *grab Saavy by the red tapestry robe*
"uuurrrhh... T- t- t- ...toh- mah- toh?"
Other clones: "Toh... toh-mah-toh? toh-mah-toh?... *the murmur spreads, heads turn, hands grab...*
Saavy: Wha- no!!! NOT tomato! gerroff!! gerroff!!! 
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Me: *swoops in, poofs in wild tomatoes for Faeliscity clones*
Now they won't bug him! ^_^
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*but the tomatoes don't last for long, in such a crowded place...*
Saav: Ah... er... heh! bug! I-I mean, fairy! *it seems to hurt, to call you that*... er... h-help please?
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Me: *wry grin spreads across face* 
Saav: *glare...*
Me: I see. Well, I think I can help you out... but I need something in return...
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Saav: *puppy eyes of doom*
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Me: *almost gets sucked in... almost.*
O.O Wait a minute... Sorry, but you can't pull that trick with me again.
Saav: *looks annoyed* *evil grin of doom* *has no fit*
Me: O.O That still works, though. *once again is hypnotized by Saavedro's heart-wrenching noes*
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