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Something to keep you all satisfied while I finish 's long-overdue comic >_>Really now, Jake. Grace said sharing literature was a good way to build interspecies bridges, but did you REALLY have to pick a book with a scene where a small child is grabbed by her braids, swung around like an Olympic hammer, and tossed over a stone wall? I think you just gave them all nightmares for the rest of their lives.
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Alternate title: "THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF NECKLACE GUY."
P.S. Roald Dahl's books are the shiznit. Go read them. NAO.
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Am I the only one who thought that part of the story was hilarious? Cause if that was a real sport, I'd totally watch it.
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what would they think of Italy's hair curl teehee
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OMG epic this made me giggle LOL.
Ha, poor Amanda...I can already imagine the Trunchball swinging a Na'vi like an Olympic hammer, lol.
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what would they do if they watched Elfen Lied? or Higurashi? XD
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You know...it would be funny If they read Frank Miller's All Star Batman and Robin(A comic book so bad it's traumataizing).I bet their brains would blow up.Or it might make Neytiri insane and scream "I'm the Goddamn Batman!".
But still that's the reason why the only books Jake can show the navi are Dr.Seuss and Spiderman books cause they are inocent and pure.XD
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At least Dr. Augustine didn't give them Sophocles' "Oedipus Rex" (They'd have all become depressed), Tolstoy's "War and Peace" (They'd have given up on linguistics from the sheer volume of the novel), or any Stephen King novel (probably have attacked humans for destroying half a rainforest for paperback publication alone).
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I have a whole list of 'em. I just lack the time to get them all comic-fied at once
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I hope you find the time, soon. It's always nice when plans come together.
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Lol!!!! Poor them, they are reading too much scary books. Btw, who's that person by jake on the right?
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Some random chick. Nobody from the film.
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oh ok. I thought I might of saw that person before.
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talk about the head ache that would cause to a Na'vi
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Wow. For a human, that would hurt. For a Na'vi, it would HURT.
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Wonder what'd happen if they read something like Lord of the Rings?
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I think they'd enjoy that, actually XD
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Gosh! Could be worse. Like, a book in which a man attempts to blow himself up ("The Deluge" by Henryk Sienkiewicz), or a book in which a young man talks about suicide in half of the book and then he borrows pistols from his girlfriend's husband and shoots himself ("Sorrows of young Werther" by Johannes Goethe), or a book in which two little kids are left all alone in a forest and then burn an old woman alive ("Hansel and Gretel" by Grimm Brothers)...
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na'vi have neural bundles in their braids. the bundles allow them to link up with either each other or most of the pandora flora/fauna. in the book matilda, a little girl is grabbed by her braids, spun around and thrown over a wall. the na'vi are freaking out because if you grabbed their braid like miss trunchbull did to that girl, it would hurt like hell and probably ruin them
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Yeah I get it, I just didn't catch the important part in the description...almost like I didn't see it at all xD weird..
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The book & movie are both awesome.
The joke is explained in the description...
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LOL OOOOOooooh I even read the discription too! haha xD I totally didn't see that one part...woooow
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Roald Dahl is, in my very esteemed opinion, one of the greatest British authors of all time. "Matilda" was one of his masterpieces. And really, I don't think that Shakespeare's "Othello" or "King Richard" could possibly give the Navi a better view of human society than anything Dahl wrote!
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His adult short stories are delightfully creepy. "Royal Jelly" pretty much owned my tops list of 2006.
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wow what are they reading
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From the handful that I've read of his adult short stories, I would definitely have to agree with you there.
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