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MyThousandWords — Dirty perverts- A kyouya x reader insert. by-nc-nd
Published: 2013-08-03 19:01:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 26362; Favourites: 267; Downloads: 4
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Description Kyouya Ootori was a pervert. That was all you could say about that. After all, it was his fault that you tripped. It was his fault that you landed on a particularly expensive coffee table that had been brought to his home for a special occasion. And, of course, it was his fault for coming up with your punishment.


You tugged uncomfortably at the bottom of the skimpy maids’ outfit you wore as you leaned up to dust a particularly large bookshelf in Kyouya’s private study. Kyouya had insisted that you owned him one months of maid service in exchange for the broken table. You, on the other hand, had insisted that you would pay for it. But it would seem that his mind was made up. Growling to yourself, you let go of the skirt in favor of finally being able to reach that last book.


SMACK!


Your eyes widened as you spun around, glaring heatedly at Kyouya and his stupid smirk. The shadow kings glasses gleamed slightly in the dimly lit room. You glared once more before you turned away from him, continuing your work.

“Stupid pervert….” You muttered, rubbing your sore butt. You froze for a moment when a pair of arms wrapped around your waist and pulled you close.

“Mmmn, we better make it two months.”
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Comments: 86

Half-Demon333 [2017-03-08 01:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Kyoya:*smacks my ass*
Me:*turns into Honey when he wakes up and blows up his house*

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AlexisBarnes [2016-10-20 22:50:46 +0000 UTC]

And this ladies and gentlemen is exactly why I am terrified of kyoya 

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SharkLady89 [2016-10-18 04:37:28 +0000 UTC]

that's Kyoya for you perverted.

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hetaliaobsession [2016-01-11 02:35:18 +0000 UTC]

God, ive been looking for this fic for like 2 years. I always remembered reading it but i could never find it for some reason. Lets hope i dont lose it again lol

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MyThousandWords In reply to hetaliaobsession [2016-06-14 21:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Really!?!?!

AWWWWEEEE~

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Pops2131 [2015-08-08 16:17:35 +0000 UTC]

I bet that is what he writes in that black book of his

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MyThousandWords In reply to Pops2131 [2015-12-01 18:56:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL 

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Pops2131 In reply to MyThousandWords [2015-12-01 19:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but Kyoya is my fav person in ohshc

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Kyoyalover122 In reply to Pops2131 [2015-11-24 19:38:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah Stupid Sexy Pervert

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Pops2131 In reply to Kyoyalover122 [2015-11-27 17:20:00 +0000 UTC]

Yep he's my fav person in Ouran though

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Kyoyalover122 In reply to Pops2131 [2015-11-27 23:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Yep mine too

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Pops2131 In reply to Kyoyalover122 [2015-11-29 03:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Awesome he looks like William t spears from black butler

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gotmntu42 In reply to Pops2131 [2015-10-01 01:54:32 +0000 UTC]

True!

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Pops2131 In reply to gotmntu42 [2015-10-09 20:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Yasss ppl

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cleaningobsessed In reply to Pops2131 [2015-09-01 19:27:05 +0000 UTC]

LMAOOOOOO

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IS831fan9 [2015-06-28 16:39:54 +0000 UTC]

New Headcanon: Kyoya is a secret perv

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MyThousandWords In reply to IS831fan9 [2015-07-18 22:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol, that has always been my head canon for him. ^-^

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IS831fan9 In reply to MyThousandWords [2015-07-19 00:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo ^^

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Jjjmsl [2015-06-28 09:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Well...
Kyoya: *writes in death note*
*slaps butt* Lets see how you like it Baka(idiot)...
Kyoya: *Blushes*
You look like a tomato

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MyThousandWords In reply to Jjjmsl [2015-07-18 22:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

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Trishy1232 [2015-06-25 03:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Why do I feel like I've read a Lemon story similar to this?

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MyThousandWords In reply to Trishy1232 [2015-07-18 22:14:19 +0000 UTC]

-shrugs- you may have. Pervy Kyouya is the best. 

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Astral-Aang [2015-06-01 08:57:24 +0000 UTC]

well....i know wha i will be seeing my dreams.....a very sexy glasses wearing sadistic sly shadow king that.....is obviously doing this on prpose

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MyThousandWords In reply to Astral-Aang [2015-07-18 22:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha, sometimes those are the best dreams. 

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Astral-Aang In reply to MyThousandWords [2015-07-18 23:45:15 +0000 UTC]

oh yes they are

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Sunstone123 [2015-05-26 11:29:47 +0000 UTC]

*quietly sulking*

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MyThousandWords In reply to Sunstone123 [2015-07-18 22:15:00 +0000 UTC]

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phantomdeathwifey12 [2015-04-08 03:59:59 +0000 UTC]

HM HM I SEE YOU, YOU SEXY BASTARD! *^*
kyoya: sexy? *smirks*
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?
kyoya: 4 months now
;-; FUCK!!!!
kyoya: hehe □u□
You pervert
Kyoya: ya cant resist this
WHO SAID?
kyoya: you moan my name in your sleep
YA LIAR......fuck he knows

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trickyGhoster In reply to phantomdeathwifey12 [2015-10-11 15:13:01 +0000 UTC]

XD help I'm dying from this "fuck he knows" pfffttt hahahaha!

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MyThousandWords In reply to phantomdeathwifey12 [2015-05-02 15:56:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Thank you so much for this! I needed the laugh. 

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phantomdeathwifey12 In reply to MyThousandWords [2015-05-10 17:01:11 +0000 UTC]

Glad to make someone laugh =u= for it ish me duty to bring laughter in this world *^*>

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xXSilveretteRoseXx [2015-01-25 20:08:59 +0000 UTC]

OMFG YES. 

Kyoya, you sexy bastard you~

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MyThousandWords In reply to xXSilveretteRoseXx [2015-02-15 02:40:27 +0000 UTC]

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warriorgirl33 [2015-01-24 17:34:40 +0000 UTC]

what the hell senpai?! th-that was uncalled for!

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MyThousandWords In reply to warriorgirl33 [2015-02-15 02:40:59 +0000 UTC]

-kyouya- :Smirks:

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warriorgirl33 In reply to MyThousandWords [2015-02-17 21:57:35 +0000 UTC]

tsk tsk tsk, don't piss me off Senpai

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GeekGurl234 [2014-12-25 05:54:49 +0000 UTC]

I've had enough of zhis! (French accent uncovered o-o) MY BODY IS READY

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MyThousandWords In reply to GeekGurl234 [2015-02-15 02:42:00 +0000 UTC]

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kukamurocks221 [2014-11-15 21:36:59 +0000 UTC]

me: The damn asshole slapped my ass *mutters cleaning* i wish i can smack that smirk off his face.....

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MyThousandWords In reply to kukamurocks221 [2014-12-21 20:07:13 +0000 UTC]

Kyouya: -smirks as his glasses shine slightly-

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FuchsiaDemonGirl [2014-11-10 04:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Midnight: ... *Bright blush*

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MyThousandWords In reply to FuchsiaDemonGirl [2014-12-21 20:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Kyouya: -smirks pretending to read a book-

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Shadstheninjakitty [2014-05-30 07:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Me- Kyoya~ You pervert~ tsk tsk naughty naughty Shadow King~

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MyThousandWords In reply to Shadstheninjakitty [2014-06-18 03:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Yea he is a very naughty shadow king. 

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Shadstheninjakitty In reply to MyThousandWords [2014-06-18 13:21:13 +0000 UTC]

XD indeed XD

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funny-pyro-bunny123 [2014-04-18 21:03:51 +0000 UTC]

my butt!!!!

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MyThousandWords In reply to funny-pyro-bunny123 [2014-04-26 21:41:03 +0000 UTC]

He is called the Shadow/Perv king for a reason! 

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Odyessy50 In reply to funny-pyro-bunny123 [2014-04-19 03:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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TheDragonBlackheart [2014-04-08 02:06:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol I knew you were a pervert when you walked in (pervert, pervert, pervert)

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TheDragonBlackheart In reply to TheDragonBlackheart [2014-04-26 21:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: I think id prefer it if you didn't notice me senpai >_< (*hides behind curtain*)

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