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Two men and a little boy sat in a restaurant. There was John, Mark, and John's son Martin....

Nearby at another table was two blue skinned aliens gabbing away like 3 times more loudly than necessary to hear each other speak....

John: "God! I can't even hear myself think. Why do they have to be so LOUD?"

Mark: "What were you thinking about?"

John: "This enginnering problem for work tommorow. We have a serious deadline to meet"

Martin pipes up in his young voice: "How did the Xenians get to Earth?"

Mark: "Well son, during the Obama Jr. Administration, NASA discovered them on a planet. And lots of them wanted to come to Earth and so the Administration decided to bring rocketship-loads of them back to Earth where they could supposividly have more opportunity."

Martin looks up at John and says "You don't like them do you?"

John then replies "Well son... It's just that they're so _arrogant_.... and they have _nothing to be arrogant about_. They think we should change all our signage to their language and they should be able to thunderboom their voices as loud as they want even though they really don't contribute anything important to society. They just flip hamburgers and carry around stuff on little trays and they think they have the right to chase any thought in my head away... And it's not just a few of them.... It's MOST OF THEM... They're all so LOUD"

Mark: "Is that really what you want to be teaching your son John?"

John: "Give me a break, Dude... It's not like I come into _their neighborhoods_ and make lots and lots of unnecessary noise. I'm just trying to figure things out in my head for tommorow.... God. And they look down their snouts at anyone who actually thinks. Arrogance again I tell you. They think they own the planet even though they could never have made a rocketship on their own"

Mark: "We should be helping them no?"

John: "Until they learn respect for other beings, why does it have to be in our backyard though? We could have sent aid to their planet. Why bring them here to annoy everyone else? And they multiply just like rabbits.... It's not like I hate them. It's not like I'd go to their neighborhoods and exterminate them. I just want to be around people who repect me and others around them and not have to babysit the planet Xenia until they're ready for First Contact :-D"

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Two men and a little boy sat in a restaurant. There was John, Mark, and John's son Martin....

Nearby at another table was two blue skinned aliens gabbing away like 3 times more loudly than necessary to hear each other speak....

John: "God! I can't even hear myself think. Why do they have to be so LOUD?"

Mark: "What were you thinking about?"

John: "This enginnering problem for work tommorow. We have a serious deadline to meet"

Martin pipes up in his young voice: "How did the Xenians get to Earth?"

Mark: "Well son, during the Obama Jr. Administration, NASA discovered them on a planet. And lots of them wanted to come to Earth and so the Administration decided to bring rocketship-loads of them back to Earth where they could supposividly have more opportunity."

Martin looks up at John and says "You don't like them do you?"

John then replies "Well son... It's just that they're so _arrogant_.... and they have _nothing to be arrogant about_. They think we should change all our signage to their language and they should be able to thunderboom their voices as loud as they want even though they really don't contribute anything important to society. They just flip hamburgers and carry around stuff on little trays and they think they have the right to chase any thought in my head away... And it's not just a few of them.... It's MOST OF THEM... They're all so LOUD"

Mark: "Is that really what you want to be teaching your son John?"

John: "Give me a break, Dude... It's not like I come into _their neighborhoods_ and make lots and lots of unnecessary noise. I'm just trying to figure things out in my head for tommorow.... God. And they look down their snouts at anyone who actually thinks. Arrogance again I tell you. They think they own the planet even though they could never have made a rocketship on their own"

Mark: "We should be helping them no?"

John: "Until they learn respect for other beings, why does it have to be in our backyard though? We could have sent aid to their planet. Why bring them here to annoy everyone else? And they multiply just like rabbits.... It's not like I hate them. It's not like I'd go to their neighborhoods and exterminate them. I just want to be around people who repect me and others around them and not have to babysit the planet Xenia until they're ready for First Contact :-D"