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Nanors95 — Skyrim:SWEETROLL?!? What a twist!
Published: 2014-04-30 18:52:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 3219; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 0
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Man...WHAT A TWIST! Right?So..yea xD this thingy kinda popped up in my head while playing skyrim and a guard walked by and said that. This is my main skyrim character Krissy c:.
She's a master thief >
.This was created by me in Illustrator.
Just realized I spelt stole wrong the second time.....*crouches in corner*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*steals the clothes off a guard's back (max'd stealth skills)*
guard: huh. Guess it was just the wind.
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guard: Must of been my imagination.
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guard: did it just get colder?
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guard: I don't know why but....for some reason I feel lighter.
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guard: my pants feel a lot thinner than I remember
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guard: I wonder why everybody is giving me those looks..do I smell?
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guard: that old lady over there fainted when she saw me. Poor woman can't handle a man in uniform.
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guard: That little girl just ran away...Everybody sure is acting weird today, must be the weather.
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guard: oh well, guess I better head into the mess hall and check up on things over there
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guard2: Ah! Why in the names of Mara are you naked!?
guard: What are you talking about? (realization in 3..2...1)
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guard: HOLY CRAP. ...That girl stole my sweet roll!
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guard2:What!? Lets put a 2 gold bounty on her head that will show her!
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guard: She'll never do it again after that! .........Hey, weren't you wearing pants a second ago?
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guard2: *looks down* OKAY! Now shes done it! Her bounty just went up to 10 gold!
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guard: she'll never be able to repay that! Especially not with the 40 gold I was carrying in my back pocket! .....Crap.
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guard2: Man....How are we suppose to explain this to the others?....We'll say that there was 20 of em!
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guard: and they were huge! With dragons for hands!
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guard2: And and the only way to get them to leave the citizens alone was to give em our stuff! That'll make us heros.
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guard: genius! ....oh crap, is she doing that thing where she kills everyone in town, then reloads her last save?! RUN AWAAAY!
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Guard2: CRAP!....well atleast we will have our cloths back....right?
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guard: wait... didn't it quicksave right after she stole our stuff?!
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Guard2: *sigh*...I hate this job.
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guard: tell me about it. Why did I have to take that arrow to the knee?
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