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Published: 2008-07-12 11:30:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2330; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 16
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Something I came up during conquest of Eldar stronghold in DC. The joke could be better, I know, but don't be to strict in your comentars, just a begginer here. Practice makes perfect, or something close (:Related content
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One day I'd try to go in UlthwΓ© with a webway GPS and I fall in Commoragh....
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*smirk* It takes an entire paragraph of english to translate a single line of runes. Typical Eldar.
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why not? Japanese is really short compared to English usually, and Spanish is often longer than English XP
them Eldars must be onto something...
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It amused me, that's all. The Eldar are known for their ridiculously complex/precise/stupendously awesome language.
I like the idea that they could write
'Dear Monkeigh known as Smith,
As you try to figure out what this says, I'm preparing to snipe your crotch.
Yours,
Anonymous Pathfinder'
in three runes XD
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Lol and then like from the DoW II trailer, the Heavy spins around and pumps him full of bolter rounds lol "PWNED!!!"
In any case, it's like the Eldar all know that 'shorthand' script that news people used back in the day, probably pretty handy, although I figure the Imperium uses mostly Vox messages as their medium now
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Vox is certainly the fastest short-range method of communication the imperium has. It would be cool to have data-slate newspapers though.
Eldar probs just use psychic impulses
"Ah, that pulse from Pathfinder Bob lasted a whole hearbeat's length, and gave me a headache. I guess that means the Mon-Keigh shot him again. Good thing too, the idiot."
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haha yeah totally XD
The Eldar likely keep a case of extra-strength Exedrin or Tylenol in their Falcons though, with all 'dem psyker energy a-brewin' in their minds. Would that mean they get migranes more often?
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Definitely, I could just imagine that daily migraines is the bad side of being a Farseer. That's what happens when you look extra-tasty to demons!
Of course the good side is you get to screw with everyone in the galaxy...
PS Narzes hope you don't mind us spamming XD
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And then leave a message after sound of screaming
Eldar Weblines. Thank you.
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You're wel 'Your call could not be made. Please dial again'
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