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Published: 2008-01-01 22:56:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 27740; Favourites: 918; Downloads: 0
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Description "Where there's smoke, they pinch back."
"You know what they say, all toasters toast your face!"
"If you need help on getting through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
"It is written; Only Link can eat, Dinner."
"Did you perhaps drink my Volvic Revive!?"
"Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs! You want it? Its yours my friend. As long as you have boobies."
"I wonder whats for dinner. Oh boy! I'm so hungry I could eat my stuff."
"The chains! NOO! You haven't seen the last of me!!"
"Kids theres nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like! But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, thats no F****n good!"
"Its a stone, Luigi, you didn't make it."
"Fireballs!? YUUUMM!"
"It has everything! Even trains and bridges! Bridges? Bridges! Bridges? Trains and Bridges! Segdirb? Trains and Trains, Everything!"
"Gee, it sure is boring in SPARTA!"
"Wake up Impa! We're going to hell! Wake up Impa! We're going to die! Wake up Impa! We're going to dinner!"
"I'm Static Shock! I put a S*** to your system!"
"This time I'm really going to nuke, Dr. Robotnik! Observe! *Robotnik presses button and eyes go wide in fear*"
"YOU DID WHAT WITH MY *****!?!"
"Watch where you're going, Eggface!"
"My Foot!!!"
"Where's the F***ing Princess!? Over there!"
"We gotta find the Princess! And you've gotta die! Maybe. Remind me to check!"
"It sure is hard to see through those clouds, I hope we can get rid of them. Get the hint?"
"Hey you! F*** off my cloud!"
"Something has to be done gentlemen!"
"Mr. Eggman, I want to stop this president as much as you do. But its simple. Something has to be done! That may be so, Sonic is an unusual enemy and that calls for an unusual ally!"
"I'll invent my Pingas!"
"A nice haircut."
"Purple Nurples!"
"Draaagghhhh... F***! What you say!?"
"It's right to ya Dickie!"
"Pingas!"
"PRRRROOMobius!"
"The Spider-Man justice system!"
"Behold! Optic Blast!"
"ARE YOU CRAZY!"
"ARTHUR! HONK IF YOU LIKE THE MAP LIGHT!"
"Mobius will be forced to F*** with me!"
"Don't call it a what. Call it a WHY!"
"Eat some side walk! Needs salt."
"I didn't program you to eat me!"
"Know You? Action N*****!"
"LOCK UP THE THROTTLE!"
"I HEDGE that HATEHOG!"
"Why is my beautiful ASS drifting off into deep SPAGHETTI!?"
"A BOGGLE coach? What am I supposed to do?"
"Heheh. Check out these handsome fellas. Poor little guy didn't know what gonna hit em."
"I need you to fix her now Peggy. Without my sleep I'm not an effective Cocaine salesman!"
"Making chocolate pudding is my F***ing life."
"LOSER! You're a LOSER! Are you feeling sorry for yourself!? Well you should be. Baby want a bottle? A big DIRT bottle!?"
"Peggy has no more PENCIL's in reserve. PENCIL." - various Youtube Poops
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Comments: 240

oO-Evan-Oo In reply to ??? [2012-06-03 16:48:46 +0000 UTC]

I remember the majority of those lines. Didn't expect "Optic Blast" to be in it, though. Where'd that come from?

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M0nk3m4n In reply to ??? [2012-05-31 09:16:22 +0000 UTC]

This is the best stamp on DA. Lol
For one thing. it's simple and not idiotic/animated.
It's perfect... xD

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DancingFlammes In reply to ??? [2012-05-18 20:00:57 +0000 UTC]

My favorite YP will be always this one :3 [link]

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sonyr567 In reply to ??? [2012-04-11 15:55:47 +0000 UTC]

X3

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Klocx In reply to ??? [2012-03-27 04:46:43 +0000 UTC]

I've watched them continuously since 2008 or so. Damn...

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XxRobotChaoxX In reply to Klocx [2019-07-02 13:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you not met Imaperson yet

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My-Comical-Dreams In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 22:59:11 +0000 UTC]

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PrizedPixul In reply to My-Comical-Dreams [2012-11-03 10:41:00 +0000 UTC]

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digixpoke In reply to ??? [2012-01-26 01:29:04 +0000 UTC]

They used to be so funny when they first started. Now all people care about is using Sony Vegas.

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XxRobotChaoxX In reply to digixpoke [2019-07-02 13:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Gaypenis - EAR RAPE.

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TheStaticStalker In reply to ??? [2012-01-18 16:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Here are some quotes you should use

"Chocolate Stains, worse than sweaty BALLS worse than YOUR FACE" (PissMyselfLaffing)

"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some Shipt?" "Shipt? Did you say, "Shipt"?! Shit?!? SHIT?!! SHIIIIIIIIT!!! SHIIIIIIIIT!!! SHIIIIIIIIT!!!" (PissMyselfLaffing)

"Hello, 'Lady', is your motherf***ing mother home?" *awkward silence, RIP That Lady's Mother* "I hate you..." (PissMyselfLaffing)

"Hey princess, I pooped my pants." "And you gotta help him!" "Ha!!!" (WalrusGuy)

"Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs, You want it? Sorry link, I gave you Boobies." (WalrusGuy)

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! AND EAT IT! AND EAT IT!" "I see you're enjoying those chips... But you are not doing your teeth any favors!" "Damnit! They got me!!!" (WalrusGuy)

"Help! They touched me inappropriately!!!" (FlameStormStudios)

"And even black." (cs188)

"Everyday I'm Domino's" (cs188)

"My PENIS is big, My PENIS is hard" (cs188)

"I was eating a TUNA sandwich at a SubWay, On a subway at a SusWay, at a BusWay" (cs188)

"Sorry link, I can't give you sex, come back when you're a little, MMMMM, older." (cs188)

"Sonic! Look! There's a big black guy over on Hilltop Village!" (KroboProductions)

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CatImAKittyKat In reply to TheStaticStalker [2013-06-09 01:55:45 +0000 UTC]

"I hope she made MASHED POTATOES!"

"My insto-freeze cannon will turn Tails into a PRRRRROMOTION!"

"Let's see that super duper PRRRRROMOTION!"

"But father,what if something happens to you?I'll enclose myself in lotsa spaghetti to protect me.If you don't hear from me in a month,DO A BARREL ROLL!*1 month later....* Link,go to Dinosaur World and DO A BARREL ROLL!Oh boy!I can't wait to DO A BARREL ROLL!"



"Can't you see I'm violating the good doctor's PINGAS!"

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TheStaticStalker In reply to CatImAKittyKat [2013-06-09 02:04:16 +0000 UTC]

"Boggle? Better put some LOSER! on that."

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CatImAKittyKat In reply to TheStaticStalker [2013-06-09 02:59:34 +0000 UTC]

WHUT ABOOT TEH ENGLISS!?!?

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PrizedPixul In reply to TheStaticStalker [2012-11-03 10:45:00 +0000 UTC]

what about...
"memes used to be funny" (DaThings1)
"use the controller to move me left or right!" ... "use the controller!" ... "use the f**king controller!" (TimoteiLSD)
"this week, we saw 1.2.3.4.5.6.8! this snapshot is an octagon!" (DaThings1)

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CatImAKittyKat In reply to PrizedPixul [2013-03-15 04:13:19 +0000 UTC]

how about...

"I hope she made mashed potatoes."
"Spaghetti!is illegal you know."
"Where is the princess?Over there!There!There!There!There!"

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TheStaticStalker In reply to PrizedPixul [2012-11-03 16:48:07 +0000 UTC]

I liek DaThings1

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thatnerdyowl56 In reply to TheStaticStalker [2012-06-11 17:58:17 +0000 UTC]

xD cs188 and PissMyselfLaffing xD

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CatImAKittyKat In reply to thatnerdyowl56 [2013-03-15 04:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Themysteriouspirate!

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TheStaticStalker In reply to thatnerdyowl56 [2012-06-18 16:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Yesh. They are good poopers indeed.

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thatnerdyowl56 In reply to TheStaticStalker [2012-06-19 00:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Heck yeah xP

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TheStaticStalker In reply to thatnerdyowl56 [2012-06-19 15:21:17 +0000 UTC]

DaThings is also good, in his own way, even though his style of humor is very clean and PG-13 at his dirtiest... its just his pooping style is so funny and diverse in source material. Started off with CD-i, he quit using the source, and from there, he went ... pretty much all over the map and outside the lines. From the hits of the 60's through today, My Little Pony, Wilford Brimley, and other common sources, to sources nobody thought about using, such as theatrical plays, ASDFmovie, cooking shows, an old educational film entitled "Case Study LSD" and so much more.

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thatnerdyowl56 In reply to TheStaticStalker [2012-06-19 16:20:09 +0000 UTC]

Sounds good...I'll check some of his poops out

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Kingcobrasaurus [2011-12-13 05:35:46 +0000 UTC]

I don't find them as funny as I used to, but they're still all good fun.

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Dani-Peace In reply to ??? [2011-12-04 05:02:10 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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MoonShardX In reply to ??? [2011-10-08 16:26:42 +0000 UTC]

HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!*salutes you and all YTPers*

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iamganontheumbreon In reply to ??? [2011-09-25 00:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I love them XD

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Crystal2112 In reply to ??? [2011-08-18 21:35:47 +0000 UTC]

I remember when I first discovered YTP back in '07. I thought to myself, "WTF is this? This is strange, but at the same time, it's fucking hilarious!" And then I started watching more and more, and soon became a YTP addict. Then, during the '09-'10 period, I lost my addiction and moved on to other things. But just this year, I've been becoming re-addicted to it.

My favorite YTP of all time is Dr. Rabbit's Suicide World Tour. Cracks me up every time.

"Suicide in the morning, and suicide at night! If you want to keep Dr. Rabbit away, you must kill yourself at least twice a day!"

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TheStaticStalker In reply to Crystal2112 [2012-01-18 16:13:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol, that's a good one. I myself prefer "Chocolate Stains" by PissMyselfLaffing

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chonchis [2011-07-26 23:23:50 +0000 UTC]

that was funny[link]

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LEET7 [2011-07-19 01:56:44 +0000 UTC]

HI, BILLY MAYS!!!
You can never watch enough YTP

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JenniferTheDark In reply to ??? [2011-07-15 07:02:57 +0000 UTC]

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KimonoFlareonEXE [2011-07-06 05:20:15 +0000 UTC]

When you pinch Wendy's pennies, there's fire.

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Invaderbleach2 [2011-06-18 01:41:39 +0000 UTC]

I love those look at this one [link]

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stevemacqwark In reply to ??? [2011-06-17 19:48:39 +0000 UTC]

No one poops like Gaston!

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Master-of-the-Boot In reply to ??? [2011-06-08 07:21:19 +0000 UTC]

It's where the poop is

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DeloreandudeTommy [2011-06-07 01:44:07 +0000 UTC]

Mah boi, this stamp is what all true warriors strive for! I make YTP too.

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ThunderMagi In reply to ??? [2011-05-21 04:38:36 +0000 UTC]

I think you just quoted all of my favorite poop moments. Thank you.

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Darkblitzie In reply to ??? [2011-05-08 15:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Snoo-pingas-usual I see...

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CatImAKittyKat In reply to Darkblitzie [2013-06-09 01:58:10 +0000 UTC]

PROMOTION!

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InvaderAresX In reply to ??? [2011-05-04 00:42:03 +0000 UTC]

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ManiacalDude [2011-03-17 16:59:21 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I think the best Youtube Poops are the ones that really take advantage of editing & that kinda stuff, like Waxonator & Geibuchan. But I like anything that can make me laugh like a hyena. I'm not big into the Walrusguy kinda YTPs, though.

I think Youtube Poops are funny because they're both stupid and genius at the same time. It's an exercise of digital editing and comic timing and it's an art form of the guilty pleasure kind. It'd be fun if I could learn to make some of my own. For now, I'll give this stamp a PRRROMOTION!

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Br0kenD0ll0fr0ses In reply to ??? [2011-03-13 17:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Mario Look what is Made!

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Pringer-Z In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 00:33:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm so behind on what's popular in Poops, it's not even funny.

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Bouserthedog [2011-02-24 00:27:15 +0000 UTC]

EYE just WON-der what gannon's up to.

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Luigigirl65 In reply to ??? [2011-02-04 04:24:23 +0000 UTC]

You know what they say, F*** off my cloud!

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luigiandmarioisawsom In reply to ??? [2011-01-09 22:38:16 +0000 UTC]

you know what they say,toasters toast your face!

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Objectionized In reply to ??? [2010-12-26 00:18:42 +0000 UTC]

loving this for the stamp + quotes xD

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ugtpwnd In reply to ??? [2010-11-26 23:07:51 +0000 UTC]

[link]


BOGGLE.

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Dragonrider1227 In reply to ??? [2010-11-26 00:35:24 +0000 UTC]

The ultimate guilty pleasure XD

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