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Yup, another Sister Location gag. Poor Circus Baby, she just wants to make people happy by giving them ice cream. Maybe she should try cupcakes instead. Cupcakes are less threatening.

If I have one problem with Sister Location, it's the Scooper. According to the maintenance workers who bring Ballora in on the fourth night, the animatronics malfunction with alarming frequency and the way to repair them is a fully-automated trip to the Scooper. What does the Scooper do? Run systems checks and replace or repair damaged or nonfunctional parts to bring the animatronic up to top shape? No,of course not. It just bashes the living hell out of their midsections, breaking them further. Just how is that supposed to fix them? What possible purpose does that serve, even by game logic?

I wonder if the Puppet is finished playing Robotron yet.

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Springaling 225: Don't Say the S-word

Panel 1:
Baby: My ice cream maker's been fixed!
Now who wants the first scoop?

Panel 2:
Baby: What's wrong?
Did I say something?

*****

Chinese Mandarin by

Springaling 225: 別提勺字

Panel 1:
Baby: 我的冰激凌機修好了！
現在誰想來第一勺？

Panel 2:
Baby: 怎麼了？
我說錯什麼了嗎？

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CZECH/ČEŠTINA by

Springaling 225: Neříkej to slovo na L!

Panel 1:
Baby: Můj stroj na zmrzlinu byl spraven!
Tak kdo chce první lžičku?

Panel 2:
Baby: Co se děje?
Řekla jsem něco?

*****

Dutch by

Springaling 225: Je Mag Geen 'S' Zeggen

Panel 1:
Baby: Mijn ijsmaker is gerepareerd!
Wie wil het eerste schepje?

Panel 2:
Baby: Wat is er?
Heb ik soms iets verkeerds gezegd?

*****

French by

Springaling 225: Ne dis pas le mot commençant par C

Case 1:
Baby: Ma machine à glace a été réparée!
Maintenant qui veut la première coupe?

Case 2:
Baby: Qu'est ce qui ne va pas?
J'ai dis quelque chose qui ne fallait pas?

*****

German by

Springaling 225: Sag nicht das S-Wort

Panel 1:
Baby: Meine Eismaschine wurde repariert!
Wer will den ersten Stoß?

Panel 2:
Baby: Was ist los?
Hab ich was verkehrtes gesagt?

*****

Polish/Polski by

Springaling 225: Nie mów słowa na G (mowa o the scooper-gałkownica..)

Panel 1
Baby: Naprawili mi tą maszynę do lodów! No to, kto chce gałkę?

Panel 2
Baby: Coś nie tak?
Powiedziałam coś?

*****

Portuguese/Português by

Springaling 225: Não fale a palavra com C

Panel 1:
Baby: Minha máquina de sorvete foi consertada!
Agora quem quer a primeira colherada?

Panel 2:
Baby: O que foi?
Eu disse alguma coisa?

*****

Russian/Русский by

Спрингалинг 225: Не говори слово на букву M

Кадр 1:
Бейби: Мой аппарат для мороженого починили!
Ну, кто из вас будет первым?

Кадр 2:
Бейби: Что-то не так? Я что-то не то сказала?

*****

Spanish/Español by and

Springaling 225: No digas la palabra con C
Panel 1:
Baby: ¡Mi máquina de helados fue arreglada!
Ahora, ¿Quién quiere la primera cucharada?

Panel 2:
Baby: ¿Qué ocurre?
¿Acaso dije algo malo?

*****

Swedish by and

Springaning 225: Säg inte S-ordet

Panel 1:
Baby: Min glassmaskin har blivit fixad!
Så, vem vill ha den första skopan?

Panel 2:
Baby: Vad är det för fel?
Sade jag något dumt?

Description

Previous: Next: First:

Yup, another Sister Location gag. Poor Circus Baby, she just wants to make people happy by giving them ice cream. Maybe she should try cupcakes instead. Cupcakes are less threatening.

If I have one problem with Sister Location, it's the Scooper. According to the maintenance workers who bring Ballora in on the fourth night, the animatronics malfunction with alarming frequency and the way to repair them is a fully-automated trip to the Scooper. What does the Scooper do? Run systems checks and replace or repair damaged or nonfunctional parts to bring the animatronic up to top shape? No,of course not. It just bashes the living hell out of their midsections, breaking them further. Just how is that supposed to fix them? What possible purpose does that serve, even by game logic?

I wonder if the Puppet is finished playing Robotron yet.

*****

Springaling 225: Don't Say the S-word

Panel 1:
Baby: My ice cream maker's been fixed!
Now who wants the first scoop?

Panel 2:
Baby: What's wrong?
Did I say something?

*****

Chinese Mandarin by

Springaling 225: 別提勺字

Panel 1:
Baby: 我的冰激凌機修好了！
現在誰想來第一勺？

Panel 2:
Baby: 怎麼了？
我說錯什麼了嗎？

*****

CZECH/ČEŠTINA by

Springaling 225: Neříkej to slovo na L!

Panel 1:
Baby: Můj stroj na zmrzlinu byl spraven!
Tak kdo chce první lžičku?

Panel 2:
Baby: Co se děje?
Řekla jsem něco?

*****

Dutch by

Springaling 225: Je Mag Geen 'S' Zeggen

Panel 1:
Baby: Mijn ijsmaker is gerepareerd!
Wie wil het eerste schepje?

Panel 2:
Baby: Wat is er?
Heb ik soms iets verkeerds gezegd?

*****

French by

Springaling 225: Ne dis pas le mot commençant par C

Case 1:
Baby: Ma machine à glace a été réparée!
Maintenant qui veut la première coupe?

Case 2:
Baby: Qu'est ce qui ne va pas?
J'ai dis quelque chose qui ne fallait pas?

*****

German by

Springaling 225: Sag nicht das S-Wort

Panel 1:
Baby: Meine Eismaschine wurde repariert!
Wer will den ersten Stoß?

Panel 2:
Baby: Was ist los?
Hab ich was verkehrtes gesagt?

*****

Polish/Polski by

Springaling 225: Nie mów słowa na G (mowa o the scooper-gałkownica..)

Panel 1
Baby: Naprawili mi tą maszynę do lodów! No to, kto chce gałkę?

Panel 2
Baby: Coś nie tak?
Powiedziałam coś?

*****

Portuguese/Português by

Springaling 225: Não fale a palavra com C

Panel 1:
Baby: Minha máquina de sorvete foi consertada!
Agora quem quer a primeira colherada?

Panel 2:
Baby: O que foi?
Eu disse alguma coisa?

*****

Russian/Русский by

Спрингалинг 225: Не говори слово на букву M

Кадр 1:
Бейби: Мой аппарат для мороженого починили!
Ну, кто из вас будет первым?

Кадр 2:
Бейби: Что-то не так? Я что-то не то сказала?

*****

Spanish/Español by and

Springaling 225: No digas la palabra con C
Panel 1:
Baby: ¡Mi máquina de helados fue arreglada!
Ahora, ¿Quién quiere la primera cucharada?

Panel 2:
Baby: ¿Qué ocurre?
¿Acaso dije algo malo?

*****

Swedish by and

Springaning 225: Säg inte S-ordet

Panel 1:
Baby: Min glassmaskin har blivit fixad!
Så, vem vill ha den första skopan?

Panel 2:
Baby: Vad är det för fel?
Sade jag något dumt?