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Published: 2009-03-10 17:07:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1915; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 58
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After so many chores -- "Go fetch this-and-this" "Gather so-and-so many of such-and-such" "Save my kid from blah-blah", all the while prohibited from using his modern equipment, Fox finally snaps."GODDAMN this quest! I'm going teach this planet a lesson!!"
Upon returning to his mothership, he demands Slippy to ready the Landmaster for deployment.
While possessing unexplained mystical powers, the primitive planet's civilization was still no match for the tank's concentrated plasma artillery and the maniacally laughing driver and was soon reduced to a mostly a smoldering pile of rubble.
Not content yet, Fox later followed up his rampage with a volley of orbital bombardment from the main cannon of Great Fox for good measure.
Lylatian historians later named this incident as the Great Tragedy of Sauria.
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Comments: 15
COMMANDER9 [2019-07-22 20:15:18 +0000 UTC]
After going over the closes thing to an to cannon story line I found an lore related excuse for the landmaster not being feature in adventures: it was heavily damaged during the events depicted in the comic Farewell, Beloved Falco...And the fact that the Arwing in adventures "had seen better days" just adds to the lore related situation reason why the landmaster was not in adventures...Though that shouldn't have stopped fox from using his "blaster"...But apparently the developers thought it was a good idea to have gameplay more like the Legend of Zelda games and exclude as much Star Fox out of the game as possible without losing it completely.
Now will Nintendo do a remake to go along with that reboot they made? You'd have to do some "industrial-espionage" to find out for sure...Or wait until they officially state they will.
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Zagura [2011-12-15 16:09:00 +0000 UTC]
Fox should have argued that lasers are precision instruments.
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NekoKittyKitsune [2011-04-02 12:13:08 +0000 UTC]
How the dinosaur became extinct eh?
Not a meteor, or volcano erupting, just one hysterical fox.
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Trollface24 In reply to NekoKittyKitsune [2012-08-19 15:27:42 +0000 UTC]
A hysterical fox WITH A FLYING TANK!
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DevilsArcadia [2010-06-30 15:04:01 +0000 UTC]
Laugh-out-loud, that was funny. (I liked the game, but god, it can get cheesier than SF64's dialogue)
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ShiningRayWolf [2010-02-14 20:28:59 +0000 UTC]
"Enough is enough ! I have enough of these motherf***in' dinosaurs, on this motherf***in' planet !!"
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nejinoki In reply to ShiningRayWolf [2010-03-14 12:21:40 +0000 UTC]
Mace Windu? Is that you?
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ShiningRayWolf In reply to nejinoki [2010-03-14 12:38:09 +0000 UTC]
No, it's Samuel Jackson in "Snake on a plane", I just modified the quote a bit
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nyokochan [2009-10-03 06:02:33 +0000 UTC]
At first wasn't intended for Fox to be there it was more like a test they liked it and kept Fox there.Yeah their were some plot holes that made people go huh?But it was good I won't diss it mainly because there enough SF games also if you want bad try SFC.I doubt that will be used as a sequel if put on the Wii.
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Hellknight1000 [2009-03-10 19:19:52 +0000 UTC]
LMAO! My god the RAGE!
I actually really liked that game, even if it IS the furthest thing from a Star Fox game, I thought it was fun.
But if I had a Landmaster, I'd use it on Tricky.
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nejinoki In reply to Hellknight1000 [2009-03-10 20:09:54 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, as a game, I think it was pretty good ... even though it had a lot of chores, Rare style
The technology with the graphics and texture effects quite were nice too.
But why did they have to make it starfox...
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TheGreatMatsutzu [2009-03-10 17:32:10 +0000 UTC]
That.. would have been my reaction, if it was possible in that game.
Seriously, Adventures.. was my least favorite SF game.
I really like the flashiness of this image... and it brings me sweet, sweet closure
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nejinoki In reply to TheGreatMatsutzu [2009-03-10 18:04:51 +0000 UTC]
I still have the copy I borrowed (permanently) from a friend, and I haven't beaten it either...
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