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nekookami — Twilight in a nutshell
Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40303; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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Perfect.
No one need ever read the book again!
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that is so true! *highfives all Twilight haters* *slaps Twihards*
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LOL that is certainly Edward in a nutshell. You get a high five XD
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I started watching Buffy a month ago, I'm in the season 2 and I think it's getting really Twilight-like. Weird O.o
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I admit, the seires is okay.
BUT there's more things that suck in it (Glittering vampires?! WTF?!).
I agree Harry Potter is way better. So is the Cirque du Freak series, and Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, Stephanie Myer is a good author. Big woop. The books are NOT bibles, and Edward Cullen IS NOT God! Why can't people understand that? XDD
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*Screams and jumps around* The Cirque Du Freak Series is AWESOME!!! Only me and my friend like it and I've never met anyone else who does! Thank you thank you thank you!
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I know!!!! I love it!!! Basically all thats in my gallery is CDF stuff, and a but of Twilight. CIRQUE DU FREAK FTW!!!!
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THANKS! It took me FOREVER to find one because all the ones I loved were either too big or too small! 
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i just have to mention something about your signature....
if 98% of teens would die if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool, why aren't they dead yet? The books and movies have been advertising death like it's a fashion statement, lol.
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LMAOSFH that is a VERY good question...
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Ugh. "Twilight" is waaay beyond overrated. Iv'e read the book and seen the movie...pure shit. Seriously.
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Even if everyone will kill me now... It was the longest movie ive seen in years cause of this stupid shit with the love-scenes...
"I want to be with you!" "But you cant!" "But i will!" "But i cant!" "But you can!!!" "But im a Vampire, i can Glitter in the Sun! Im SOOO Bad!" "Your Beautifull!" "Im Evil!" "You cant be evil, you glitter!" "But i will eat you!" "Glittery Boys cant eat girls!" "Oh Julia i love you!" "I love you to romeo!" X__x,,,,,,,, *goes to bring his breakfest to the toilett*
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Haha nice.
I don't get why everyone's obsessed with Twilight.
It's poorly written, and it just seems way too corny and fake. I mean vampires glittering? Give me a BREAK.
Any Twilight fans, please do NOT reply. NOTHING you are going to say is EVER going to change my opinion on Twilight.
Thanks.
Oh and keep up the good work, nekookami!
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Wow, people say that Twilight is equivalent to Harry Potter?! Harry Potter kicks ass!
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And the fans have a less liklihood of joining a cult.
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He doesn't need to read her mind. SHE ONLY THINKS OF ONE THING: EDWARD.
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All I can type is LMAO all the comments were just too interesting not to read... But I believe u left out a key ingredient to Bella's char. She is a hormone stricken girl that tries to rape a vampire every chance she gets! XD I hate most the characters in the book. They are too simple or too boring. I like the overall vampires living amoungst us in day idea because that's fairly different. Other than that this is a simple book geared twords female readers. I wont add any extra comments about it because I dont want to waste my time or opinions on people getting mad over well...opinions.
Far as I care people can love or hate the books and movies as much as they want... the world wont stop either way. X3
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"I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter."
when i get sad, i picture Voldemort and Harry teaming up to killl Edward.
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LMAO me too!! only i throw in Lestat from Interview with the Vampire...ah, see-Twilight is for people who've never read a good, quality vamp novel.
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lulz at pic. I read the first two books and just went 'meh'
They aren't anything really special. Meyer's Edward really just what appeals to most young girls, cept a few like me lol. The writing itself wasn't very impressive. I can't believe people compare this to Harry Potter as being the next classic >.<
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YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!
But did you have to make fun of the girl who made that, she got a lot of hits and you can even buy a shirt that says "then buffy staked edward, the end" on it!!!
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Nngh. I read the first few pages of a friend's copy and felt like I was gonna be sick. Stupid book -_-
Erm, right. I completely agree with this! You've summed it all up very nicely ^^ (Yes, I actually forced myself to watch the movie, just so I could rant at twilighters and know vaguely what I was on about 
I lol'ed at Bella's face xD
And I can't understand how anyone could compare Twilight to Harry Potter O.o
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I did as well i just felt like i was reading a book for second graders ...the word choice.....the sentence structure blegh...
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i've read the books *choke* and have forced myself to watch the movie. i share your opinion-only i've resolved to watch all the movies just to see how crappy that make it.
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I see xP I read a bit of the first book but didn't enjoy it at all. And after watching the first movie, you couldn't pay me to watch New Moon *shudders*
Hah xD
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lol the only reason i'm gonna watch it is because they actually picked one of my favorable actors to be one of the new characters-i just wanna see him not the rest of them.
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Michael Sheen-he's gonna be Aro
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yeah-i really like him...
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i have to admit thats funny ^_^
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LOL twilight is NOTHING like harry potter!
it IS stupid their saying its the next HP.
lol nice one 
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Love it !
Cause he's dangerous...
(as a can of body glitter)
|Hides in closet way from rabid twitards - they can be dangerous ... u.u |
Anyway.
true true true ,
And Kudos for the Buffy reference.
That series kicks Twilight's a$$ .
Spike is the real thing!
- Ok sorry for the Buffy rambling,
I am re-watching the series for the bablizion'ths time,
and every time I see a BTVS reference I get hyper. :$
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Anyway,
Loved this !
Favourite (*-*) ting
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Spike is amazing!! he's the coolest ever...
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i luv the twilight books i dont say edward is hot at all sum people are over obsessed wit it so wat sumtimes i am to nd i luv how its a forbidden luv....i think this is very offensive to alot of twilight fans. ND i luv reading books too but i dont think harry potter is any better though i never read any of the books. plus i think its just plain boring but thats my opinion. dont go off telling shit to twilight fans dude dats just being a bitch to people who luv twilight
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If you can make art about loving Twilight, why can't we do the opposite? You're just being stupid right now. This isn't rude. How does this offend you? It's completely true. And you can't say Harry Potter is boring if you never even read it. He's not "telling shit to Twilight fans". Harry Potter is better by a longshot. Twilight is not better than Harry Potter by any stretch of the imagination. By the way, why can't you write your sentences like a normal person? How hard is it to just write "and" or "love"? Why do you insist on looking like an unintelligent weirdo?
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