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this is a "i hate twilight it ruined vampires" picture. god. that lady totally ruined vampires! theyre not supposed to glitter in the sun they either burn or explode in the sun. everyone knows that!Related content
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Here's another reason to hate Twilight; the lead Native is played by an alpaca-faced white guy with a tan.
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UGH.
I have some Native American in me, (though mostly European) and even I was offended at how they tried to pass off JAcob as a Native American..I can recognize someone with Native American in them (my grandma is almost exactly like a Comanche but she has pale skin, but she has the facial build) but this is a new low for the series-Just because he is TAN??
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I know; it's pitiful. The other actors are native, so it's obvious that this was a deliberate decision. Oof!!
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Twilight, I'm sorry, in my opinion, is cheesy and based off a really unhealthy and annoying relationship.Β Right when Edward leaves, does Bella really have to commit suicide?
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The relationship fits FOURTEEN REQUIREMENTS FOR N ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP>
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If you were so rallied up about people destroying vampires then you would't like them exploding in the sun, either. Or looking good. Or being smart. A REAL vampire, as in the ORIGINAL vampires, were dumb sacks of meat that could be defeated by putting a dead animal on your doorstep. Stephanie Meyer did not destroy vampires. She only ruined your fantasies, which is pathetic, since you shouldn't allow someone else to dictate what you fantasize about.
Personally, I love vampires. I don't care if they glitter, because you know what? A vampire sucks blood. End of story. Some are ugly little creatures, some are sexy beings, and some actually can walk in the sunlight and look human. In some stories they can't be around garlic, and in others they can eat them. Stephanie Meyer did nothing wrong except *gasp* use her imagination. Maybe you should too?
Oh, and her stories are badly wrote. I tried reading them, didn't get past the first chapter of the first book.
I've never ranted about this before, but I love vampires, and this argument really pisses me off. I've had my say. Block me, be rude, delete the comment - don't care. I've finally ranted. And I feel better, too.
I found this looking for Twilight Sparkle O.o
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XD SAME THING I WAS LOOKING FOR THE PONY.
To contradict your mini rant, Dracula was in fact, VERY SMART. Business-savvy, in fact. SHE DID destroy vampires, stripped them of everything that made them an amazing deadly creature and replaced them with sparkly fairies who drank animal blood (Which is what a type of fairy from the Unseelie court does, actually!) And not all vampires were allergic to garlic (EXCLUDING the Twi-Fairies) Dracula looked pretty fucking human, as did MANY of the other classics (Nosferatu was an old exception, since he was based off a type of animalistic vampire) and Fun Fact about Meyers-
She did not use her imagination. She stole the story off of a teenager who was writing the series back in 2003, and JUST changed the names!! The ORIGINAL Author (Who now writes her own series and had published them before Meyers did, and her series suck just as much) finally had enough money to bring the case to court, and so far she is winning (Which is why, in my area at least, Breaking Dawn was taken off the shelves) and the only thing Meyers did was change the damn names and very SLIGHTLY modified the story.Β
So Meyers did not use her imagination at all, she just ripped off some teenager's unpublished work as her own (Like I had seen one Deviant artist do to a Undertaker drawing that did NOT belong to her) and just like Suzanne Collins ripped of Battle Royale for her Hunger Games and did not give any credit or even acknowledge that she "borrowed" half the damn story from the 1999 Japanese book.
Also, about destroying vampires we meant in the sense they are not recognizable as such unless it is told straight out that they are (more like Unseelie fairies) vampires. Even the vampire on Sesame Street lost street credit because of this series XD
I thank you for taking the time to read something you will probably backlash and rant me on for anyways.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
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Vampires will only sparkle if they come into contact with glitter.
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I'm not a fan of twilight and I certainly don't like or agree with the fact that they sparkle in the sun, so I can see what you're getting at. But with the crappy story aside, the author isn't telling you to think that vampires sparkle. They just had their own mythology they wanted to go by to try and be creative.
Aside from that, I love the image
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one day I'm going to soon read about vampires having glowing teeth and rainbow hair... seems legit.
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nuh uh.they dont explode or anything.they dont even glitter.they can get out of broad daylight.duh.its just some rumour.
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SHEZ RITE! ONLEE HAWT KAWAII DESU CHAN VAMPS SPARKUL!!!!!!11!!! U R ALL N00BZ!!!11111!1 DEY GLITUR IN DUH SUN WETHUR U LIEK IT R NAWT!!!11! U POOHEDS!!!11!
Ahaha... Just kidding. Vampires don't sparkle. Period. I mean, Dracula was the original vamp, does HE sparkle? No. Edwurd is the emo offspring of a fairy and a human. Period.
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Only if they aren't actually vampires and are rather really pale, wan, and emo guys that bathe with glittery bodywash.
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NO!!!!!!!!!! They ARE vampires! They drink BLOOD!!!!!!!!! They have awesome Reflexes and are super fast!!!!!!!!! Emo people do not have awesome reflexes!!!!!!!
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You better run for your life, son... because at least 30% of dA's population are either emo or goth, and THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU.
THΠΠ£ AΠ―Π LΠGΡ0Π.
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i have a emo hairstyle does that count?
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How do you know they aren't coming for you?
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I just stay away from their fangroups 0.0 those places are dangerous.
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What about those glittering stars you put onto your nails? Would that cause your toes to become vampiric?
C-A
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Actually, Bram Stoker's Dracula was merely aversed or weakened in the sun, it was Nosferatu that started the out and out death thing.
But yeah, the sparkling thing is pretty retarded.
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no it does not make ur glitter glue a vampire cause vampires eat ppl edward does not, vampires dont sparkle edward does, and he lives in the woods, so take ur glitter glue into the woods an then it can become a fariy just like edward!
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Edward = blood drinking sparkling fairy
glitterglue = glitterglue
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i totally agree with you!! you are my new fave person!!!!!!
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yeps like a boss! >:3
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I spilled glitter glue all ove my hands does that mean I'm going to be a vampire? 0_0
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Um...You know, vampires aren't real, so you can say a vampire dies when it sees a unicorn eating a pineapple sunday.
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8P This is funny, but I love VAMPIRES! and werewolves too. Do you think they ruined werewolves because they don't just change at full moon?
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They aren't actually werewolves in the book though. They are shapeshifters that chose the shape of a wolf. A werewolf is something completely different ^-^
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True point. I stand corrected.
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I HATE THE TWILIGHT SAGA. It stinks. But I love vampires.
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TWILIGHT SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE NOW. IT'S A SERIES ABOUT SENTIENT GLITTER GLUE. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED
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OMG I love your comment couldn't stop laughing XD! take this you deserve it 
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