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Inspired byThis stamp refers to the book Twilight. I haven't read. Couldn't get off the first page, but from what I been hearing from people, she wrote about vampires being sparkly. WTF!?! Even though I have not read the book all the way, I have to agree. Vampires don't sparkle and they should NEVER EVER sparkle :/ But that is my opinion.
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Even the new character Eliza from Tekken Revolution doesn't sparkle.
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Vampires burn in sunlight or they don't...period. None of this halfway stuffs.
Luv this!
`D
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Exactly!
Thanks!
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HELP!
my mom, sister and neighbors are like, OBSESSED with that stupid book! i tried to read it, but i got bored when bella first met ed-perv...
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Oh gosh my mother LOVES Twilight as well. I couldn't get past the 2nd or 3rd chapter of the book it bored me to tears.
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I want him to exist only long enough to meet Alucard from Hellsing. That would make my day (Think about it. Alucard kills off, in very brutal ways, real though lesser vampires he considers to be unworthy and insulting. Imagine what he'd do to Mr. Sparkly Emo Prick).
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Oh man that is something I would love to see XD Sparkly Emo Prick doesn't stand a chance against a real vampire like Alucard!
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Hopefully that will become a big trend soon. For now, we'll have to settle for the previews [link] However, there are other vampires who are also mad at him too [link]
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Holy crap those are awesome XD
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There are still better ones. Here's an example of a very nonsparkly vampire who discovered the dangers of vampirism [link]
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homg that comic was epic XD I must share it with other people now!
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Just 20pages of the first book was enough for me to putting it back for good. *faves*
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Heh, I don't think I ever made it to 20 pages.
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I agree! Vampires do not sparkle! They r way to cool for that! Now if Johnny Depp sparkled...
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Haha I sparkly Johnny Depp XD Now that would be something!
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Johnny Depp: Sparkle sparkle! That's right eat your heart out!
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Me: Omg u killed her! O.O
Johnny Depp:
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*comes back as zombie and starts doing the Thriller*
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*Joins in the Thriller dance*
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In my experience, vampires tend to burn to death when they step into the sunlight.
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Yeah I mean I thought they were supposed to burn to death as well, apparently Meyer thought otherwise XP
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Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
So do the people who write for their demographic.
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Yes. Some teens scare me too.
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The Jonas Brothers and their fans are a particular bunch, for me.
Any for you?
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Well the pop stars don't bother me much at the moment. The Twilight fanbase though along with the Highschool Musical can get on my nerves.
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You know, he also can read minds, but he can't read Bella's. Plus, she immediately falls in love with him within seconds and she doesn't even know him! Not to mention that gruesome birth scene. <_< I find it weird that she goes on about his breath though. D:
I like reading stuff on Twilightsucks.com
Like this. [link]
Also, they actually read the books and some of them like it.
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That makes no sense. Why is it that he can read everyone else's mind and not Bella's? Damn Bella is such a Mary-Sue. She talk about his breath? Weird.
Hm imma check out that site right now ^^
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Here's the quote, from TV Tropes:
"Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon. His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal."
...
I never made it that far. Now I know why. [Also, I began to have a mild seizure after reading that.]
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I think my brain exploded after reading that.
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Well.. sparkles do NOT suck blood...
So its sorta win-win XD
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So true! Bring back the old horrid vampires, Dracula style!
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I THINK THEY SHOULD SPARKLE! D:< -shot-
Haha jk
XD YOUR SO RIGHT
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NUUUU VAMPIRES NEVA SPARKLE!
haha XD
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YES THEY DO I SEE IT ALL THE TIME
XP
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*sees one* GAH I IS BLINDED BY THE SPARKLYNESS!
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FUN ISN'T IT!? -sees one- OH GOD MY EYES THEY BURNNNNN
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AHHHHH EYE SURGERY IS NEEDED NOW!
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MEGA FAST EYE SURGERY DDD:
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I'M SUEING EDWARD CULLEN
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