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Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40303; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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Ahhhhh i see thats cool i hav a wifey shes pretty cool. Unless shes pissed off thats mot cool.
(im only twelve)
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whatever so how you've been??????/
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bored unless you count school then good if you count home then bad really bad
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hahahahaha woow im bored....
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I feel......bored....and i feel like reading emo poems
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i feel like dying of boredness
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JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WITH REAL JUDGMENT ABOUT 1000 HOURS OF BULLSHIT
WIN
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You want non-marysue vamps, watch True Blood on HBO. Not one mary sue in the bunch. Well, Sookie is at first, but that ends pretty quickly.
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True Blood Is just a cheap knockoff that is just as bad, if not worse, as Twilight. After Twilight written, people started overdoing the whole "Vampire+Human Love" thing. I'm starting to get pretty burnt out on it...
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YUP! Ive only seen ads, and had people everywhere going crazy for "lovely" edward. 
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Hey I'm a -just outta- middle school girl who writes fanfics! (Not Twilight, but hot twincest yaoi smut!) XD
This really is Twilight in a nutshell. My fave part was you're a Mary Sue but so am I so we're friggin perfect for each other!
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hahahahahahahaLoLhahahahahahaha! its funny cuz it's true!!!
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Lol! I agree!
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O M F G i luv u 4 this i HATE twilight so much i didnt even finish the book it was like a never ending fanfic i was once talking 2 a twilight fan & when i said edward wasn't real she was like "OMG NO THAT IS NOT TRUE" really wth
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OK, thing is... vampires r cool.
the catch is... Twilight vampires aren,t.
Point is... Castlevania IS WAAAYYY BETTER THAN SHITTY TWILIGHT!!! Dracula would KICK EDWARD'S GAY SPARKLY ASS!!! id rather watch mary poppins
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I like emo people I'm friends with a lot of them and I have my emo moments too. So please don't diss the emo's. Diss Twilight all you want. The good news, I love this peice! I'm so faving it right now and as soon as possible. By the way im starting a talk show on DA called "Crazy Chat with Saffron". It's like Dr. Phil but a little more interesting. I let people rant about everything they want, then discuss it. I would be honored if you would be the first guest. Oh and Harry Potter pwns Twilight!
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haha buffy is infinitely better than twilight
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hhaha, lolz this is HILARIOUS! this made me laugh sooo much!!!! personally im a MASSIVE fan of buffy the vampire slayer and also the harry potter series, but i completely adore the twilight series too. i think they are fantastic books, but that's my own opinion- obviously everyone's entitled to disagree, to each his own i always say. one thing i would like to point out though, is that people who don't like the series are always slating us fans on here, that's totally unnecessary. everyone has their own person taste in literature, so what if a person likes to read vampire romance novels? we're entitled to our own opinions jsut as you are yours. i hope that i haven't offended anyone with what i've said here, its jsut the last time i pointed that out- some psycho jsut kept on sending all this hate mail. it was completely pathetic and uncalled for. sorry about the long message, i just wanted to say that.
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holy fuck this is so awesomely awesome and true, but, i dont wanna hear about vampires sucking or anythign like that. twilight did not invent them. it merely shamed them very badly. luls but i love the pick XDD
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No way.
HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT.
Twilight can go burn >:[
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If you like Twilight better than Harry Potter you should be tortured and killed for indecent taste.
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Lol, I agree 110% -Goes to watch buffy- EEE! So much better than Twilight!!!
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LOL, how many times did Edward mention that he was dangerous?
Okay, okay, I get the point. You're dangerous.
Haha, Bella isn't listening to Edvard Sparklepants. EdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdward
EdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdward
EdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdward
EdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdwardEdward
She's not in love with Edward, she's just a fangirl! Ha!
And please excuse me while I read fanfics. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(add more a's)y more interesting than Twilight.
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Awesome. I love it. <3
I'm a huge vampire fan but now if I see any of them die I just pretend they're the Twi-crap characters. Because Twilight is horrible and Twi-tards can bite me. (They must think they're vampires, LULZ.)
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I completely utterly agree with this. And I haven't even read it! I mean, I'm sorry to all the Twilight fan girls out there, but I really rather not waste my time reading a series on a sparkly vampire (I like them dark, personally) and a girl who has no brain and who is obsessed with Edward, thanks. I mean, I don't care if you people like this lack-of-plot-line story, just don't bring me down with you!
Now I'm going to reinforce my house with the as much magic as I can (at least attempt) and hide in my basement before the fan girls come to eat me.
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Lucky bitch!
Your mind is yet to be spoiled.
*cries in corner*
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you should NEVER read twilight
i found harold and the purple crayon (i have 4 yr old brother) more interesting then twilight.nuff said.
*grabs wand and reinforces room with protection spells against twi-tards then reads h.p.
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Epic WIN! 
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twilight will never be the equivelent to Harry Potter. so thank you for pointing this out to the ppl who think that! 
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Personally I don't agree with this, however, you have your views and I have mine. But I think that if you read the book with a different attitude you would enjoy it on a different level.
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Personally I don't agree with this, however, you have your views and I have mine. But I think that if you read the book with a different attitude you would enjoy it on a different level.
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well actually I read the book with an open mind (my mom had been raving how good the book was just like she did with harry potter)
and well I sorta liked the book up until the point where Edward is driving super fast in the car. Tht's when I started making fun of it's ridiculousness
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THAR BE DRAMAZ IN THIS HERE COMMENTS SECTION.
Also, I lol'd.
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This is very true. Twilight is awful.
However, I'm in middle school and I am a writer; and I am here to say that not all girls in my age group write like this.
Nothing offensive intended, just speaking the truth.
Peace and love around the world.
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My god finally someone who share's my feelings!
first off Vampire's Don't Sparkle..When They walk out in the sun...they get a few hours of walking around...and then they blow up.
2nd I don't think Vampire's can read minds....I think she forgot they weren't Aliens. Dracula couldn't read minds now could he?
3rd Vampire's CAN'T live without human blood SOMETIME.Animal's can take them for a little while...but pretty soon...They need some human blood.
4th If you wanna read a REAL VampireXHuman story Go read Cirque Du Freak! Darran shan Is a true writer.
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Really funny! Made me laugh really hard even though I'm obsessed myself!
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Pfft, I'm in middle school right now, and all the annoying girls have these Twilight shirts or bags...and these preps keep reading the books over and over again in my class (and I may say that their grades suck.)...
Harry Potter is way better than this. Way better. :c
I think that Bella's lips are too irresistible ; Edward might get angry (again.) .
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