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Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40303; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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mid-school....a twi-tards paradise
as for me? I turn THAT paradise into a nightmare
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Lol now thats great but i wish edward would just eat bela and get it over with!
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LOL its so true... yet im desperately trapped within its pages of vampirey goodness...
but still LULz
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Ha ha so true. There's no real chemistry at all. The only reason Smeyer got popular is because it fills some emo girls wishes. Seriously they need to get over it. I feel insulted as a teenage girl by this book. It probably set back feminism by a century or more.
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Even though I love Twilight, this is hilarious, and EVERY point is valid. I can't help but love it-- as a girl, I am entitled to love Edward to some degree... even though they ARE both very mary-sue-ish. This made me smile XD
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this is hilarious (: i also can't believe that it's called 'the new harry potter' . it SUCKS. she writes like a tweleve year old. harry potter is loved by a wide variety of ages and actually MALES too! only teeny bobber brains-for-mush highschool girls like twilight. gay guys may be an exeption but other than that...
yeah anyway- this is great. i love bella's thought bubble.
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sorry but allow me to move that age back several years ppl my age actually CAN write
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....*lol*
makes perfect sense to me XD
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that was wicked! love it. cheers!!
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OMG! That is so funny and true!! Especially the repeated "I'm dangerous" and the emo 14yr old girl part lolol Great cartoon!
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XDDD this is so perfect XD
I love reading comments from the rabid Twilight fans who go crazy over this XD
I wonder what happens when they find out there's an Anti-Twilight wikipedia...?
Oh well, awesome drawing XD
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This Whole anti-twilight and twilight lovers thing is kinda wierd. I mean everyone is entitled to thier own opinion. Some people might have liked the way SMeyer wrote the Twi series and some people might have read better. I have read both the Twilight Saga and the Harry P. Saga and they are too different to compare. Its like comparing a James Bond film with a Disney film. Ok, Wait, bit too exxagerated but you know what I mean. I also think Twi haters shouldn't stereotype all Twi fans as wierd screaming teenage girls that faint at the word "Edward". I'm a Twi fan but I also enjoy browsing through all the Twi "Hate Art" because I respect other peoples opinion. Everyone views the English Language differently so you know they are entitled to their say.
And I'm sorry that I sound like I'm ranting but I havn't wrote a long comment in a long time and all the comments on this page kinda urged me to do so.
And by the way the art work; you got Edward and Bella dead on.
-Words of a Non-obsessed Twilight and Harry Potter Fan.
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hahah lol love your comment!
Totally agree with you!
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Thanks.I just hope more people understand this and stop obsessing over hating Twilight or loving Twilight.
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Yeah! I totally know what you mean!
I read the books but i really didnt find them that great.
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tha'd be nice
twi-hater myself but what're ya gonna do?
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yeah!
oo oo i know.
point and laugh
jkjkj
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i agree with u on all your points excpet the emo part, being emo's not bad..unless your talking about the stereotype then yeah they need to be kick in the face...
love the pic BTW
lol looks like bella had one to many penuts.
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Take that twifans.
Damn glitterpires. >/
this is win.
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I know the general concept and some details of the book but no one will ever tell me what the plot is. No problem beside some character description.
Great little picture. 
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Hahahahahaha, That's awesome. XD
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I love love love Harry Potter, but I also loved the Twilight series, in different ways.
Harry Potter has better action, but sucky romance. Something about Harry and Ginny being together didn't sit well with me. That's just me though!
Twilight has good romance and sucky action. I like the moral in the story.
Personally, I kinda want to see Severus Snape sparkle. LOL
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sparkly snape? LOL!
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Who knows what he does while he's alone...
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hahha this is hilarious. 
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THAT SHOULD BE A RAP SONG.
If I could rap, I would do it.
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Well, with all respect, I don't like neither Twilight nor Harry Potter, but I hate the first the most. That was a really nice parody! ^^
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Let me correct you on this:
Edward does have other emotions.
Stephanie Meyer is not 14 years old, and not Emo.
There is nothing wrong with being Emo.
This is a bad drawing.
The rest is in fact correct, but you're a terrible writer. Stephanie Meyer is a great writer, and I believe you are just jealous. Any questions?
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Here, I'll correct that for you.
-Edward has no personality and is a Mary-Sue (normally, I'd say he's a Marty-Stu, but Edward is a woman).
-Stephenie Meyer may be over 14 and not Emo, but she still can't write.
-This drawing is actually good by cartoon standards and is a lot better than yours that look like they were made on Paint.
-Yes, the rest is correct, but this isn't a novel. There was no writing talent required. What was written in the drawing is better than Meyer's work. Stephenie Meyer is a talentless hack who should be arrested for raping literature. Most Twilight fans are idiots because their only argument is "You're youst jealous!" Jealous of what, may I ask? You mistake jealousy for pity and ridicule.
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Ok, thanks for Your opinions on Twilight. The reason my drawings look like they were made on Paint is because they were made on the Paint equivalent for Mac, also known as Paintbrush.
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die SM DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
questions?
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Oh Lordy, no
Meyer is an awful writer
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Then why is her book a New York Times Bestseller?
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Good marketing? Girls are desperate for Mr. Right, and the bad-boy stereotype already has a massive following, y'know.
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I don't really care. I have better things to do, right now.
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Okay then. ^_^ Just offering a helpful and/or stupid suggestion. XD
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You must be joking.
Stephanie Meyer? Write good?
You make me laugh, honey. Who in their right minds would be jealous of a Mary-sue?
Bad drawing? This is exactly how I imagined Deadward and Umbrella.
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our nickname for bella reminds me of umbridge
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Coincidence, no?
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OK. Let me set you straight on this. In New Moon, how can you not say that Stephenie Meyer doesn't write like an emo? She turns Bella into some spineless, weak, selfish emo jerk who has gone completely catatonic and ignores her so-called friends and cliff-dives and does other dangerous activities just to hear a hallucination.
Stephenie Meyer does this to the stories:
-gives it 1-D characters
-turns love into obsessive stalking and lust
-uses purple prose and unnecessary polysyllabic words with little care to the usage
-gives it no/minimal plot consisting of romance, Bella swooning over her Eddie, and a rushed, poorly depicted sequence of events near the end that's supposed to be a plot
-turns the "hero" into a stalker figure, complete with total relationship dominance, window-watching, etc.
P.S. There's nothing wrong with being genuinely emo; I just have a problem with the stereotypes. Plus, you ever heard of satire? Guess you haven't read Voltaire then.
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Let me correct on you this:
Edward is still nothing more than a glittered up blow-up doll for women.
Stephenie Meyer writes like an emo 14 year old.
There is plenty wrong with being emo.
This is a satire piece and not meant to be the Mona Lisa.
The and how can you say he's a bad writer next to thesaurus humper Meyer who improperly uses words?
And who would be jealous of an Mormon woman who used Twilight as an excuse to live out her vision of how her life should have been?
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Let me correct you on this:
Not every one loves Edward. I am one of those people who don't.
Maybe you think she does.
I never said it was like the Mona Lisa.
What is wrong with being Emo?
And please give me an example of usage of improperly used words.
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Let me correct you on this:
I never said everyone did.
I know she does.
Nope but you equated this as it was supposed to be a great piece of art when all this picture was is a satire piece.
A lot of things are wrong with being a scenester emo.
She describes Edward's skin as being incandescent which is more colloquially used with emitting light. I somehow doubt Edward is a lamp.
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WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!!! I'M SICK OF YOU. AND I WILL JUST START IGNORING YOU NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT.
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Ah well, way to live up to your stereotype kiddo.
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