HOME | DD
nekookami — Twilight in a nutshell
Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40303; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
Redirect to original
Description
(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
Related content
Comments: 670
Caps Locks means that you really mean it. Oh dear whatever shall I do? Why don't you shut up? I was being civil and now you're pitching a fit like a 6 year old because someone is being intelligent about things. You wanted to be a smart ass on a public forum on someone's piece and now you got owned. Go cry in a corner.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
if edwards a lamp i'll crash the wedding w' giant lampshade
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Personally I'd just pull the plug.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Wow. Good for you! I despise people like that...what was it, "Layzor"? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but not responding civilly to intelligent discussion is mere lunacy. The only way to back up one's argument is to find and repair the holes in it - not hit Caps lock and behave like a two-year-old. I commend your patience in dealing with such a...character...and recommend a bit of an antidote: [link]
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks. I try to keep my cool...especially when they decide to pitch a temper tantrum.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I don't think she'll be posting again.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
thank goodness.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Calm down, dear. It's just a joke XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Well, I hope this message was before the last I answered, so I'll not reply on a impolite way.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Stephanie Meyer's writing, of course.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
meh my boyfriend, my friend, and my brother all write better than she does
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Really? I would love to see some work of yours. Would mind posting it?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*A Wild Snorlax Appears!*
Man the harpoons!!!
On a side note, I really hope that you were kidding and that you don't honestly believe Stephanie Meyer can write. xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You know, she can write. 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Wow. Way to completely contradict yourself in three horribly written sentences.
Did you have a hippie English teacher tell you that or something? And what are you smoking? :/
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Nope, I didn't. And I am not smoking anything, by the way. ^^
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
And I believe that you can not write, either.
Ok. So you believe I cannot write. Cool with me.
If you could,
Which I do not, according to you.
you would understand that everyone can write well.
And so we come to where you fail and where everything you say no longer has any validity.
I'm guessing that you think that everyone can write well and so by that logic I suddenly write well by your own standards when at first you said that I could not write.
Way to go Einstein. Try not to think too hard next time. xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*sigh* What I mean is that YOU don't think you can write, so you take it out on others. I can actually write, would you like to see some of my work?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ha, no.
If you couldn't even explain that properly then whatever else you're writing is most likely equally bad or worse.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ahahaha!! It's funny cuz it's true!! Glittering vampires...?! What the hell?! Lol,awsome pic,LOVE Bella's face!! hehehe
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Ok i read he books and liked them
but this is too funny!!!!
I love the dead mountain lion!!!! OMG!
Fave lol
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
loooool
i'm obsessed with twilight...
but its totally true
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
harry potter kicks twilight sparkly gay butt!!! first of all, all the harry potter characters are human (except hagrid, grawp, and dobby, but at least they have emotions) and all the characters have personalities. they arent just empty handsome shells
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
HAHA!! This is amazing! It's really a horrible book, isn't it!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
i agree but seriously not all emos luv twilite.........
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Bella- Our baby is so beutiful!
EDward-So what are we gonna name it?
Bella-CORN CHIPS!
EDward-That is the best name ever !
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LOLOLOLOL
That is to true. Poor mountain lion xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
UGH! I like vampires before twilight! I can't believe they can compare this to Harry Potter! Harry Potter is much better! Unlike that piece of shit they call a bestseller!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Me too, I can't believe people are saying "Twilight is taking the place of Harry Potter" and "Stephenie Meyer is the new JK Rowling". I just can't believe all that crap.
But this drawing is brilliant.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
WATCH OUT GUYS...HE'S DANGEROUS! D:
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I haven't read the book so I got to ask, did they ruin werewolves too
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
a wee bit, but not nearly as bad as they did to vampires
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Good. I'm a bigger werewolf fan than vamps but even so...sparkling vampires???
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
The comparison between Twilight and Harry Potter I think is the numbr of insane "I'd-kill-you-if-you-said-one-cross-word-about-my-fictional-boy!" fangirls...
Fuck glittery vampires... -_-
And.. you got it perfect. Great impression. It was good for a laugh.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
YES! WATCH BUFFY NOW!!!! 
I have to admit that I did read the books and enjoyed them, but that was mainly because allI saw were references to Buufy, thus bring forth my Buffy obsession once again! (And then Buffy staked Edward. The End)
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
WIN OMFG. Faved. This is pure truth right here. Amen.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I love BTVS. If a vampire comes up behind you and says he wants to suck your blood, stake the bitch. Problem solved.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Totally. Harrry Potter can never be compared to Twilight...because Twilight is crap in a book. I can't believe that people ACTUALLY compare those things!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
goddammit Twilight really sucks! even more than Hgh School Musical and Hannah Montana put together!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Lol
Truely and 100% twilight in a nutshell
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I read it hated it, end of story, to fanifictiony.
^_^ your drawing pawns everything!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
<= Prev | | Next =>