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Published: 2008-11-16 01:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 40303; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2628
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(WARNING! Please do not fave or comment here. If you would like to then please do so at the link [link] I reuploaded it on my new account!)The first Twilight book summed up in one drawing, as well as the personalities of Edward and Bella. Did Edward mention he was dangerous?
I can't believe some teens are calling this crap the next equivalent Harry Potter
the only people who'd enjoy this are woman who devour romance novels like no tomorrow, anyone who considers themselves emos or even likes emos (which is NOT a good thing), and anyone who's obssessed with fanfics done by middle school girls cause that's what the story is like, A FANFIC just without any fandom to whore to.
excuse me while I go watch Buffy and enjoy seeing some vampires get the shit beat out of them
Twilight and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer
art belongs to me
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Hilarious, that is bang on!
I'm working on a novel that features a vampire character, but I've tried to make her as little like the sparkly emo pussies in Twilight as possible. In fact I'll probably put in a reference to this shit by my vampire saying 'what, were you expecting me to sparkle in the sunlight?' just to see how the rabid fangirls react.
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I was laughing my ass off about half way through Edward's little rant.
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psst! I like touching your thighs...with sausages! <3
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''i think its funny that the people who trash Twilight know everything about it.''
......Makes me wonder.......
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Would you rather... people complain about it without knowing what they are talking about?
If you're going to bash something it's only proper to know what you are complaining about.
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First off, most people hate it because they've read it and thing it's utter rubbish.
Second, it's kind of hard NOT TO because there are so many fans CONSTANTLY talking about it.
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yeah i know.....just sayin'
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well I wouldn't trash something unless I knew about it. I made sure to read the book first before forming an opinion
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LMAO!!! oh i LOVE anti-twilight fans! u guys are amazing! i like the series as far as the story goes but the writing is definitely minor. but i just simply LOVE hearing you guys bash it! its just so awesome reading ur comments and how into it u get. Im also a HUGE Harry Potter fan so hearing u people say how much it's better than twilight just makes my heart swell XP lol. Rowling>Meyer
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That book made me frown upon vampires and a good portion of society.
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really? Edward's dangerous? i had no idea...
this art just made my day.
HARRY POTTER WILL NEVER BE REPLACED! :fist:
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that about sums it up. *high five*
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dangerous? I'd have never guessed!! (sarcasm)
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This is Sooooo true!
They r 2 put together and it bores the crap out of me.
this is great!
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its funny,
but i dont understand the "written by emo fourteen year old"
and besides,
harry potter and twilight cant be the same at all,
because theyre two different stories.
and no offense, but buffy is retarded.
just saying.
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well i hate to say it but charmed tuesday is right... not ALL twilight fans are bad. i mean ive read TONS of other books and im actually gonna say that there are a whole bunch that are better than twilight just one exsample is... the Maxium Ride serries. THERE ARE OTHER GOOD BOOKS OUT THERE!
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Bella's face makes me laugh hard
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Serioulsy..i think the most thought out sentence in the book was "I walked to my car"....This piece of literature was such an epic fail.
...I start to wonder...why can I go on any RP forum on any website and its always about "vampires and werewolves"..... This book was written many forums ago...
and vampires are just flaming zombies... undead...eat humans(or close enough..).. they just sparkle and wear capes found in the rocky horror picture show..(which i love...XD)
thank you for this art..=]
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i just think it's funny that people who claim to "hate" twilight so much take the time to do stuff like this. if you dont like it fine, but get a life. twilighters everywhere think people who are so bored to be so desrespectuful towards someone you've never met (stephenie meyer) is just plain pathetic. twilight is a great series that got kids reading which in my opinion is an awesome accomplishment.
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It's also just as funny to find Twilight fans who act like this stuff doesn't bother them, yet take the time to comment criticism towards me simply cause I don't agree with them
Obviously I draw this kind of thing cause it make me laugh and people who are not fond of twilight laugh. I don't expect Twilight fans to laugh at this, I simply don't. *chuckles* I'm sure Miss Meyer is a wonderful person, I just think she should find a better career choice cause Twilight to me is unimpressive.
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I am a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Twilight fan.....but I couldn't resist laughing at this xD I faved :3
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I...Can't...Breathe
This is so incrediabely epic
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Okay this is going a bit far. The drawing is mediocre since you probably drew it in 5 minutes. It's kinda funny but mostly not....
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It's supposed to look "mediocre". It's making fun of the stupid series.
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*chuckles* well I didn't draw this to make Twilight fans laugh, just the ones who dislike the series like me. I expected they'd be the one's who'd like this when I drew it.
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Yeah Twilight haters like ur work more, I love Twilight but realize why some ppl think it's absurd lol.
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I like twilight but this still cracks me up haha
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plus the host had NO plot. It could've been good, but like breaking dawn, she never had a 'fight to the death scene' She could have done something good to THE HOST but she chose a really novice easy way out ending. No good writing. I must say at first I liked Twilight but then... Well you summed it up....IM DANGERUOS>!
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Woah, geez, this place isn't Youtube, people! Keep your bitching to yourselves and either just appreciate the artwork that's here or discuss your opinions elsewhere lol
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Haha, yes! You, my friend, just won 99 Internets. You'd have gotten the hundredth if you had remembered to mention that Edward is dangerous.
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Yep, you pretty much sumed it up. I also like how you made Bella. She is way to addicted to him and because of that, she does a lot of stupid things in all of the books.
Still a good book though.
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Onez!!!111oneone+shift. OMGZ I LUVE EDWARDO AND R MAARID HIM LOL U MAKE FUN OF EMOS I R MAD D:<..
I had to put that. Anything that says anything bad about that god awful book will bring on the tinny-bops and misspelled rage. I love the picture, it make me crack up. More power to you for it. Damn sparkle dicks, making vampires look like pansies. Oh but Edward is dangerous. xD
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I read the entire series and it sucked. I can't comprehend why anyone would pick Edward over Jacob, even on a superficial level. Yeah, sure Edward's perfect looking, but he's a total jerk. It's even been said in the books many times that Jacob is hot too, and the silly bitch only has eyes for the dickface that hurts her.
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i hope u get devoured by the evil vampires in the movies because u don't deserve vampires in Twilight! (lol)
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what's u? I know it's a letter but I seem to think you either missed something here or you're just ignorant.
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well i find it offensive that u made fun of emos...
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Well I find it offensive that you're either extremely lazy or too ignorant to add two extra letters to actually form a real word. There. We're even.
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