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Nekromanda — Stamp: Take that, Vile Fiend
Published: 2012-12-20 02:48:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1888; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 5
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Edit: Yes, I was calling you out when I posted this 2 weeks ago.
Act like a dumbass, and people will make fun of you. That's the way the world is, buddy. And good news! If you'd like one last delightful romp through the wilderness of me pointing out how ridiculous you've been, look no further:Oh dear...I stay off deviantART for a few days and then this happens...
I find it so fascinating how completely ridiculous people can get when they obsess over stuff. These conversations all happened around the 19th of December. I posted this stamp as a sarcastic response to the whole situation on the 20th:
It's now the 1st of January and this guy is still ranting and raving about having been banned from #inDISPUTE. I guess it's not too weird to keep ranting about things that happened to you 2 weeks ago on the internet if you live in a bubble, though. It's interesting how this individual quotes these folks, some of whom aren't even members of #inDISPUTE, and then completely fails to quote themselves. It's a lovely tactic, actually. Doing so paints them as the victim, the innocent bystander who was just sucked into this whirlwind of vitriol a
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Well, we've been caught. Us liberal witches/baby killing atheists/authoritarian nazi lovers/hipsters/peter pan liberals /tyranny supporters/hypocritical eugenicists/excuse makers/minority harassers/bullies/revolting stains on the very fabric of america /racists/fanatics /other synonyms/etc, finally are being forced out of the woodworks.
Now it's up to us to call upon our great and mighty LORD, Satan, to leap upon our enemies and smite them with his mighty awesome power.
Don't like abortions? Too bad! You are evil for disagreeing with me! I will also call you mean things because that is the best way for me to get my point across! You condescending, arbitrary, unrealistic, *pauses to look in a thesaurus* half baked, impractical, nonsensical, silly, starry-eyed fool!
Don't like regulations on guns? How sad for you! You hate America and freedom! I'm going to personally write a letter to the government asking them to regulate every single aspect of your life, because you are stupid for not agreeing with me and my ideas! You unreasonable, unscientific, capricious, erratic, frivilous, inconsistent, injudicious, irrational, irresponsible, subjective, supercilious, superficial, baffoon!
Don't like anything I say at all? Well tough titty! Your paranoid ranting makes you look like a fanatic! You bigot, you crank, you crazy, you demon, you extremist, you fiend, you cultist, you are a cultist ! You are a cult member ! Your a idiot, you are insane!
So, being that I and a few others like me, are liberal witches and/or baby killing atheists who are insane and cult members, I now call upon our lord Satan to dole out the hypothetical spankings. Also, we'll be writing in our letter to the anti-christ, President Obama , urging him to destroy liberty and freedom, regulate guns SO HARD that they don't even EXIST anymore, and to mandate taxpayer funded abortions for all females who are not a) Liberals, b) Witches, c) Atheists, or d) All of the Above.
Now cower, you fool! Your God can't help you now!
*Sarcasm*
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Cool stamp.
I like that you called the person out too. That takes balls.
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What the fuck is a Peter Pan Liberal? Is he locking onto the whole "Second Star to the Right and Straight on Till Morning" and insulting people who support the space program or is he against people who into Ren Faires with the whole dressing up and sword fighting? Either way, I might be insulted if I was not laughing so hard.
And, excuse me but I have yet to kill a single baby. I mean, come on, I would not dare sully my hands with the blood of innocents. Dingos are a far more effective way of dealing with them.
Oh well, reading the rants of his/hers/its insanity was good for a couple quick chuckles. Unfortunately, not really worth much more than a trolling.
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What? WHAT? You still have yet to kill a baby!? You have not been properly inducted into the Cult of Obama! Dingos great and all, but you never really get the TRUE blessing of the lord Satan aka Obama if you don't do it yourself, and grill it up on the BBQ afterwards! We need to get you a baby, stat!
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How about "Lord of the rings?" XD
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I just find babies to be wretched things, their screaming hurts my ears & they stink worse that anything else. I deal with them as any up-and-coming evil overlord in training should and delegate the task to my minions. Baby screams, dingos deal with it, and they are even trained to drop it on the BBQ so I can grill it. It really is more efficient.
Oh! Oh no, haha, my mistake! I was looking at an outdated version of the Satan's Liberal Atheist Witch Cult Handbook, haha. I think when I have children, I'll induct them into the cult through Option C, too. Can't have my future spawn walking around without Satan's blessing, you know! I do need some new minions myself, though, things just haven't been the same since I made this stamp and sent all my little demonlings out to haunt Flippy there.
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Ouch, yea you really might want to. The added options are sometimes easier, but more importantly they put the "Fun" back in "Fundamentalist Atheist"
Oh, take a look at the Evil Overlord list of do's & dont's. Some are common sense, but so many just ignore them.
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Choosing minions is very important, certainly do not trust those morons at Minions R' Us. I suggest recruiting a smaller group of decent ones and investing in them. Better to have a few good ones than a useless and bumbling "Legion of Terror".
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"Fundamentalist Atheist"
I just died I laughed so hard.
Marry me.
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Glad you enjoyed it, though I do suggest try a bit harder not to die. As difficult as it is to being people back from the dead, it is even harder to crush the death cults that pop up every time I do
Well, unfortunately I am quasi spoken for already. Got an interspecies platonic lifepartner [link] that would have to approve of any future relationships. Though, he is a cuddly attention whore that can be easily bought with food.
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It's ok I used the magically atheist stone of life (that was created by sacrificing 6 babies to satan) from my atheist friend to bring me back to life. SAd, no death cults today.
QUICK MY MINIONS BRING ME SOME FOOD
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Thats good to hear. Hmm, I wonder if you can make the stone of life with baby seals... Would you mind asking your friend about that? Lent my handbook out and that chapter came back with coffee stains and Im too lazy to get another.
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He said the alternative recipe was 3 baby seals and 2 kittens.
Coffee stains are buggers.
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Ah, that kind of guy who thinks "Everyone who disagrees with me = liberal satan worshipper". Classic.
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"You are more likely to be killed by a deer than from a gunman in a mass shooting."
I wonder what his basis for comparison is. I mean, there really can't be many statistics on this...can there?
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this made me laugh, mainly because im christian and i actually support abortion,
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HAHAHAHA oh my goodness! You started my day with a good laugh, so thank you! That was amazing. He came after me too at one point, but honestly, he's just too pathetic to offend me. Gave me a good laugh though. Someone needs to get him some help.
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I was thinking of it last night, and it always annoys me. I'm pretty sure you know by now who the radical Christians on dA are, and if you watch them talking to each other, they go on about how "corrupt", "blind", "evil", "hypocritical", how we "try to hide the evil we're doing (eg, homosexuality, abortion) through lies and deceit", how "Satan has corrupted us".
No. We're not any of that. We're people with different opinions to you, same as you have different opinions to us. We're not deliberately "walking in the footsteps of Satan", nor are we doing that accidentally, either. We have a different opinion, that's it.
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Although i agree with you most certainly, that many Christians on dA are QUITE radical, i must say that many atheists, muslims, agnostics, and satanists are just as radical. Though it annoys the hell outta me that so many Christians are so extreme, i believe that because dA has given the right to be nonjudgemental, then everyone is allowed to be however radical and insane as they desire. Really, everyone is allowed to his or her opinion, and i just find your comment biased. Radical Christians are no different to radical atheists. Therefore, to criticize one religious group and indirectly glorify another group is rather unfair, do you not think?
Really, i am not trying to start some immature, petty debate, merely pointing something out.
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No. I agree with you completely. I'm a massive supporter of equality, and I think discrimination for sex, gender, race, sexuality, religion, ect is wrong. I don't quite see how I'm being biased, I was trying my best to be unbiased, but apparently I'm narrow-minded, and I've pretty much made it my life goal to be open-minded :/
It just annoyed me as a borderline Christian-Agnostic to see the radical Christians acting that way, acting like we were going out of our way to be evil even though we strive to do good.
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I understand you completely, and I am the same. I figured you were trying to be fair, and i was only trying to clarify what exactly you were saying. I was not offended, but i did not want someone else to.
I also am annoyed greatly by such radicals on all fronts. Radical Christians are hypocritical and drive me nuts.
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I do also stand up for Christianity and other religions when I feel the need.
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To Flipswitch, it seems that everyone who disagrees with him is obviously evil. Would a comparison to Glenn Beck be out of order?
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I would say that's an apt comparison
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All we need now is a bit of nazi tourettes
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I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard.
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Hehe, thanks! 
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Okay. I'm laughing. This is funny and sad at the same time.
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God the abortion debate
the pro-lifers call the pro-choicers murdering selfish non bible embracing nazis for putting the mom before the fetus. The pro-choicers call the pro-lifers selfish, murdering bible hugging natzis for putting the fetus before the baby.
Oh my brother doesn't agree with obama so I catch him on the road cursing at anybody with an obama sticker and going "Oh he's fine" to a person with a Rodney sticker that cut him off. I know somebody who does the same only instead of cursing at obama they curse at Rodney.
Can't we all just have a friendly respectful debate and not yell "YOUR A NAZI SATANIST BECAUSE YOUR OPINION IS NOT MINE AND DEMOCRACY MEANS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE MY OPINION NOT THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR OPINION BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!111111"
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I was going to make a grand speech about mowing down the evil and bringing brimfire and shit down on everyone's throats.
Then I noticed that the words in the description were all from the same guy and that made me bust my gut harder than before.
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A quick summary of everything FlipSwitchMandering has ever said
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For the most part yes. I do agree with him on maybe one or two points he's made in the past (concerning the lack of sympathy for foreign child victims of drone strikes vs the amount of sympathy for American child victims of the Sandy Hook shooting), but I definitely agree that he doesn't put much effort into his arguments and instead focuses on calling folks stupid and cult members.
So yes,
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I laughed so hard that I spit out phlegm.
But awesome stamp!
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Haha ewwww! Thanks though
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Ikr?
But yeah, I just laughed that hard.
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